Thursday, November 29, 2007
It's Gameday by Jill (SEC Championship Edition)!!!!
Your pain is real, it’s deep and wide
The questions…what might have been
Was Flynn really hurt? Should 11 have played?
That nightmare of a 4th and 10
The Christmas season is here again
And it looks like Coach Miles is going home
There’s one last gift he owes the Tigers
He can wrap it Saturday, in the Georgia Dome
The rumor mill is at fever pitch
My sources say it’s absolutely, dead-on true
Spurrier, Tubby, Saban and Sexton
Are definitely the next coaching staff for LSU
There’s a game this week so let’s talk football
The surprising opponent is Tennessee
There’s a pretty big prize riding on this one
So let’s go win the SEC
What is it about the Georgia Dome
That allows Tiger quarterbacks a fabulous debut?
Both Mauck and Flynn have danced in that spotlight
And now the stage may be yours, Mr. Perrilloux
Hey! Somebody bring back the defense!
They’ve been hiding but we know those guys are still around
We believe in their blitz, their hits and their picks
Let’s see Ainge feel the pain and hit the ground
Who out there loves this crazy team? C’mon don’t lie, you know you do
They have the heart to fight to the end
And you have the heart to cheer them through
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!
SEC CHAMPIONSHIP RANT.....
A bizarre and humiliating loss at home post turkey day to the now Nutt-less Ar-Kansas team... pick up the pieces Tigers... long shot for BCS glory remains (nevermind Lou Holtszh just gave Pitt the pep talk..certain doom for them)...... but more important goal remains - WIN THE SEC!!!
The Most Talented Team in the SEC for the third straight year needs to win the SEC.
DO IT!!! Last SEC game for Dorsey, Hester and Company. Flynn may be out (hurt his shoulder on the 15 yard Hail Mary at the end of regulation) ..so in comes #11. Okay Perilloux....time to put up or shut up. This is your stage... NOW TAKE IT!! Go for The Glory. You said you'd win the Heisman...well here's step one..impress me. Trindon returns and that's a good thing as does Ricky Jean-Francois...just in time the DL needs some help.
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
Had I written this three days ago...wouldn't have been what you TigerFans have come to expect....you see I lost a little faith.... I lost a little hope....I didn't believe..... but then I realized something...Phil Fulmer is on the opposing sideline....I don't Fear Phil Fulmer. Tenn-uh-cee may have won their overtime game last week by going into a fourth period with Kentucky but that was a day later than the LSU-Arky Game....Tenn should be tired. It's going to be a battle of tired and worn out teams.... My Money's on the Team with Tommy Moffitt the best conditioning guy on the planet... GEAUX TIGERS!!! This isn't about the coaches it's about LSU.
Perilloux hands off to Hester, Scott, Williams, runs a little option, pitches to Holiday, throws to Byrd, Lafell, Doucet and not to Tenn-uh-cee. Dorsey (back spasms and all) leads the defense on a quest to recapture the swagger, the pride, the prize, the eye of the tiger returns. Ainge gets rattled, Tenn gets bit by the turnover bug and it's VICTORY FOR LSU!!!!
PREDICTION
LSU - 37
Tenn - 24
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Geaux to hell Ole Miss bye the way!!!..hiring Houston...that's nutts!!!
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Stop the insanity....
Monday, November 26, 2007
The Quest for the SEC Championship...
A date with the Volunteers Awaits...
The Quest for an SEC Championship.
This will be the 4th trip by the Tigers to the SEC Championship Game
The History
2001 - Defeated the Volunteers
2003 - Defeated UGA
2005 - Lost to UGA
2007 - ??
Okay...this is important... prior to 2001 the Tigers last SEC Crown was in 1988.
JUST WIN!!!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
The Mission: Defeat Tennessee
Saturday, November 24, 2007
DISASTER!!!
Still a show for the SEC Championship.....
Dear Nebraska,
Please hire Bo Pelini!!!
The defense scheme over the last 5 games has been very Tepperesque. Friggin horrible. 4th and 10 in overtime and he rushes 3 at C. Dick. Bo...sir...you are a moron. GO!! Please Go!!
Hire Will Muschamp back from Auburn. His defense only allowed Arkansas to score 6 points.
GDMF@#@#@#@#*@#*@(!(@*#(!*@#)!(@)#()!(@#)(!@)#!@#~!!!@!)!!!!!!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Woo pig sooie...Rant 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Houston....you have a problem...
The Miles Situation...
We play Arkansas on Friday
We then Play Tenn or UGA a week from Saturday
Then we play a bowl game perhaps...of some serious significance...
Fact: The idiots who drilled into the gas pocket in Atchafalaya are really ticking me off...I-1o close til Dec 4th??? WTF???
from TigerJason...
.From collegefootballnews.com I love the last line."
For all you LSU fans worrying about the distractions with the Michigan head coaching job opening up, let me help you sleep well tonight. Les Miles absolutely, positively will NOT be the next head football coach at the University of Michigan. We’re talking about IBM here. We’re talking about North Carolina basketball. We’re talking about a football program that’s the equivalent of a dish of vanilla ice cream topped off with a vanilla wafer while being cheered on by 111,941 fans about as boisterous as a glass of warm milk. Miles would be a double dose of rainbow sprinkles, and that's not Michigan football. Michigan basketball changed the way the college game looked and acted with the Fab Five, but again, that’s not Michigan football. Miles speaks his mind in a fun, harmless way and is never afraid to stir the pot a little bit. While that might be what Michigan needs, it’s not really what it wants. Unless Miles can prove he can be a bit more button-down, like 1992 David Letterman moving from late night to 11:30, he’ll be keeping his Baton Rouge address.I’m a Miles fan. He stepped into a nearly impossible situation at LSU and took what Nick Saban did and made it better. I don’t care if Saban left behind the New England Patriots; if you’re 32-5 with (what will be) two BCS appearances and two SEC Championship games in three years, you’re doing just fine. However, it seems like he should be doing more.As good as LSU has been this season, should it have needed a miracle late play to beat Auburn? Shouldn’t it have blasted Kentucky? Do you really trust this team in a huge road game under Miles after struggling so much with Alabama, getting a fight from Ole Miss, and losing two of the four road tests last year? With all the NFL speed and athleticism, and all the experience, shouldn’t this be an epic juggernaut of a team rather than the default BCS No. 1? It might sound harsh, but we might be talking about Dale Brown here; a superior gatherer of talent who’d probably get his coaching doors blown off by a Bobby Knight. Put it this way; if Steve Spurrier and Nick Saban were coaching this LSU team, and Miles was coaching this year’s South Carolina or Alabama teams, what do you think would happen? Would the games be as close as they were? Remember, whoever takes over at Michigan will be judged by what he does against Jim Tressel, who has turned into the Florida version of Spurrier.Raise your hand if you had heard of Tressel seven years ago? Remember, at the time, Glen Mason was a main man in the running for the Ohio State job before it went to a (gasp) D-IAA coach, and don’t be shocked if Michigan goes for a star-in-waiting who doesn’t have the big-time name recognition. No, it’s not going to be Les Miles wearing a Maize and Blue mock turtleneck, but it’ll be someone else who's really, really good losing to the Buckeyes every year while LSU is hanging out in the Sugar Bowl."
A&M and Meechigan...
Hey dumbass...I do thank you for yanking the hot QB in the first half so the crappy first teamer walk on can come in and throw a pass to Stelz.... Here's to you Coach "O" (real mean of genius) ...you Fred Einstein of the Gridiron...
-lsual
The mind of a Bama fan....
- January 3rd 2007 -- "Oooeee... we got Nick Saybeen.... yehaaaa"
- November 3rd 2007 - "Is alright...he only lost 'cause he had Shula's players...heck LSU beat us with Saban's players...so Saban really won.... oooooe.....we got Nick Saybeen...see what money'll get ya....oeeeee."
- November 17th 2007 - "Hey eeellll - esss --you... ya'll want him baaaack?"
- November 24th 2007 (The Iron Bowl) - "!??!?#$#%#^#$!!!!"
-lsual
Saturday, November 17, 2007
41-27!!!!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Game Notes from lsusports.net
good stuff. If you have way to much freetime leading up to the game.
It's Gameday by Jill.....
In a small Mississippi town
Since 1960 whatever
They haven’t won a thing
And the way they’re going they’ll never
On the other side of the river
Prowl the Fighting Tigers of LSU
The #1 team in the nation
With some more of that crystal to pursue
The Tigers will be heading to Atlanta
To bring home the SEC crown
But on our way to the title
We have these others to take down
For the Rebs, they would love to play the spoiler
But they’re really more concerned about the chandelier
And how the flowers go with the candelabra
They love to play dress up and maintain their veneer
No messing around with Ole Missy
Go for the touchdown, run up the score
We have places to be and voters to impress
And really, who doesn’t deserve it more?
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Ole Miss Rant
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
coach o movie...
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
We're No. 1, We're No. 1 (....again....)
4 Teams left to defeat -
1. Ole Misery
2. Bacon
3. Who wants to win the east?
4. BCS #2
TIGERS in control of Destiny (Again....)
Thursday, November 08, 2007
It's Gameday By Jill....
Grab your giant purple mum corsage
And a little tissue paper, too
It’s time for chicken wire and circumstance
It’s Homecoming at dear ole LSU
Take a drive down Sorority row
Check out the DKE house display
Sip cocktails from Styrofoam cups
Reminisce about your 7-year stay
Don’t lose sight of the game, though
This will be a very important win
We need to hang 50 on the visitors
Our BCS margins are a little thin
Let’s take a moment to savor last Saturday
Sure, we shouldn’t have to come from behind
But when Jones hit Wilson and Wilson hit the turf
The stars, as they say, aligned
Moral victories are for losers
So Bulldogs, don’t act like the Tide
Who sounded woefully like the greenies of Tulane
Do yourselves a favor and show a little pride
To all our Techster visiting fans
When we Tiger Bait, it’s all in fun
You guys be proud of your engineering school
And we’ll take care of Number One
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La Tech Rant....
Okay..my rant energy is spent..after four weeks of stressful football. I defer to Herman Edwards on this one. Come on Tigers... Are you going to be the Cardiac Cats? Are are you going to play like Champions? Are you going to play to Win THE GAME!!!
4-5 La Tech
vs.
8-1 LSU
What do you think is going to happen!?!?
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
La Techster connections
Monday, November 05, 2007
Twas not a catch...
Check out picture 23 of 31 you can clearly see that the ball is 'samwiched' 'tween the ground and the hands of the gump.
TAKE THAT BAMA!!
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Saturday, November 03, 2007
41-34 Tigers Win!!
http://www.cbs.sportsline.com/collegefootball/gamecenter/recap/NCAAF_20071103_LSU@AL
(Hey it'll be interesting to see if Saban's name comes up for Nebraska, A&M, Notre Dame etc....)
Friday, November 02, 2007
Thursday, November 01, 2007
BEAT BAMA!!!
- The loss to UAB
- The loss to Ole Miss in 2001
- The loss to Ron Frickin Zook in the NC year. Had this not happened we never would have to hear about the split NC chit with USC
- The interview with the Bears the day after the NC game
- The last second loss to Arkansas in 2002 keeping LSU out of the SEC Championship game
- Keeping Mauck in the game against UF in 2002 while up by 3 touchdowns and getting him injured and pretty much tanking that season because of it
- Not realizing that Davey was the better QB than that Booty kid ...that was a no brainer
- The constant rumors of NFL jobs while he was here
- Quiting on Christmas Day
- Staying to coach the Crapital One Bowl and blowing the game on the last play...then blaming the players
- Losing to Auburn in 2004
- Taking the Dolphins Job
- Recommending Houston Nutt to Replace him at LSU
- Leaving the Dolphins
- Taking the BAMA Job
- Taking credit for the Sugar Bowl win...aight...
NICK YOU ARE NOW TIGER BAIT!!!! AIGHT, RELATIVE TO THE PROCESS, AIGHT DOG!
Bama
Bear Bryant is Dead, Dreamland Ribs suck, you're paying the contracts of three, yes three former coaches (It's Rollin' Baby!!), Auburn is better, your stadium is boring, you paid $4 million dollars for a coach that has lost at least 3 games a year (except his NC year) while at LSU, multiple years of cheating, Joe Namath is a drunk and never attended class, Bear Bryant is still dead, and you will lose to LSU this week, The Fighting Crooms the week after and then to Auburn. ....see what $4 million gets you. DELUSIONAL!!!
Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental illness that involves holding one or more non-bizarre delusions in the absence of any other significant psychopathology (signs or symptoms of mental illness).
Indicators of a delusion
(Munro, 1999)
The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
Despite his profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.
The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.
An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
The belief is, at the least, unlikely.
The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his psyche (psychology).
The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.
Individuals who know the patient will observe that his belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.
BEAT BAMA!!
Bama won't you bite my ass!!
LSU
Two weeks of rest, two arrests. Not to worry the real Tigers, the real players (not the playas) are making the trip to Tuscaloosa (Alabama Indian word for Trailer Park). Flynn is healthy, Doucet is back, Dorsey is on half a leg but still the best on terra firma......
WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN!?!?!
BAMA's GONNA GET A BEAT DOWN!!! LSU Defense is #2. Bamajammer defense is in the mid 40's. Run it down their throat. Pass it downfield. Flynn to Doucet, Hester, Holiday, KW, Scott, Murphy, Defense will score.
PREDICTION
LSU 37
Bama 17
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
BEAT BAMA
LES is MORE!!!
It's Gameday by Jill..........
What a week of stupid distractions
Sorting speculation from fiction from fact
Here’s a tip for you Mr. Perrilloux:
Want a shot at just one Heisman? Clean up your act.
Now on to more pressing matters
The battle for the SEC West is on deck
The talking heads in lockstep will pick Saban to win
Miles and his Tigers will cash the big check
Do you think they’re a little nervous in T-town?
There’s a lot riding on their $4 million man
When the dust settles and the meltdown ensues
His luster will fade faster than that golden Miami tan
Glenn Dorsey is the toughest man in football
And he’s in no mood to play nice
Dirty Auburn players couldn’t end his season
So Haircut Parker Wilson will have to pay the price
Early! Early! Early!
The Bama defense can’t match his skill
Run Keiland and Trindon to open up the pass
Let Flynn-to-Doucet go in for the kill
Over there in Tuscaloosa
They love to pontificate about their past
At LSU, we live in the present
And Bama’s present is outmanned, outcoached and outclassed
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rant-dom thoughts...
It looks like a team in it’s first year under Saban… a beatable team….a team that could drop one to a UAB and get blown out by a Superior team… remember all those demolitions of LSU by Florida under early Saban? I sure do. - lsual
I Believe in #18
I Believe in LSU
I Believe the games in Tuscaloosa…where Tigers have dominated!!!
I Believe we will crush Alabama!!!
Why…because it’s important!!!
BEAT BAMA!!
CRUSH SABAN!!!