Urban Meyer Weiner Rant..

YUUMMMM GATOR.... Tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's Tiger Bait... Urban Meyer Weiner,Tim Tebow,Chrissy Leak and the rest of the Florida Gators....

Before the hatred for Tubberville...there was the Dark Empire of Gainsville headed by Darth Spurrier... well he finally threw in the towel and we enjoyed the fall of the empire under Lord Zook... sadly that came to an end... in walks in Urban Myth...

I don't get it...what has this guy done??? Utah??... Well let's see he did cry like a little girl last year when the TIGERS with 5 turnovers still beat him.

ATTENTION: FLORIDA IS NOT BACK.. they were just a mythical blip on the college radar... nothing before Spurrier and not much since him.... So what if they're #5... they will LOSE Saturday... and here's why......

GATORS

Enough talk of Urban Legend and his spread offense. It's too slow against a fast defense. He might try a little wrinkle with Little Timmy Tebow.... but that one's real simple... when they put him in he runs the ball and to the left... that's it... Timmy meet Mr. Dorsey!!!!!!! The other head of the two headed QB system is none other than Chrissy Leak (watch him celebrate like a little school girl on the simplest plays...quite annoying). You remember Leak he was the only blemish in the TIGERS 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP season. Well he's finally a senior and let's make it three victories in a row over him. ..and they have a built in loss excuse.. RB Deshawn Wynn has one heck of a swollen knee....

UF Defense... They are really good against the run...best in the conference. I'm not impressed.. But Al why not??? It's simple..they have the 10th best passing defense in the SEC.. IF you are an opposing team...why run?? ..when you can pass at will on these jokers??? ..and as an added bonus they run a two headed gimmick there too.... "co-defensive coordinators" ..watch that meltdown happen live saturday... who's in charge here anyway???

TIGERS (winners of 3 of the last 4 against UF...including the last two in da swamp)

Jamarcus is the real deal. The reigns are off. We have abandoned the run...bout time. Jamarcus will continue to light up the opposing defenses this week. The lesson of Auburn has been learned by Les and Jimbo ...THROW THE DAMN BALL!!! Early's Open, Bowe's Open, Davis is Deep, Hester is right there in front of you...no...throw it deep!!!

Remember what I said about no running game ...forget that...an inspired Hester, Scott and a surprising Alley B shock the Gator Nation on saturday for 150 total rushing yards to add to the impressive passing numbers by JR

DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! The Chinese Bandits led by the 2nd best DL in the country (the #1 belongs to the Baltimore Ravens) will punish Tebow (don't forget to Tivo so you can enjoy over and over again) and Chrissy. The #2 scoring... ah heck with it...it's cut and past time.... (thanks LSU SID.).

Bill Franques voiceover here....

The Tigers are ranked No. 1 in the nation in total defense (193.4 yards per game) and pass efficiency defense (73.5 rating). The Tigers are No. 2 nationally in scoring defense, allowing just 7.4 points per game and they are No. 3 in pass defense, holding opponents to only 124.2 yards per contest. The Tigers are also ranked No. 5 in the nation in both interceptions and sacks. The Tigers have intercepted nine passes this year and they have also recorded 19 sacks.

Offensively, the Tigers lead the Southeastern Conference and rank No. 10 in the nation in scoring with 38.0 points per game. The Tigers have scored 190 points so far this year, which ranks as the second-highest point total by an LSU team over the first five games of a season. Only LSU’s national championship team in 2003 scored more points (201) over the first five games of the season. This year’s LSU squad is also the first team in modern day school history to reach the 40-point mark in four of its first five games. The only other LSU team to do it was the 1911 squad. LSU, behind the play of quarterback JaMarcus Russell, is ranked No. 5 in the nation in pass efficiency. The Tigers have completed 90 of 134 passes for 1,337 yards and 10 touchdowns. Individually, Russell continues to have the hot hand at quarterback as he has climbed all the way to No. 2 in the nation in pass efficiency. Russell, this week’s SEC Offensive Player of the Week, has connected on 81 of 115 passes for 1,246 yards, 10 touchdowns and just one interception. He has an efficiency rating of 188.4 Defensively, LSU safety Craig Steltz ranks first in the conference and sixth in the nation in interceptions with .80 a contest. Steltz has intercepted a pass in four straight games, a first in LSU history. Tiger defensive end Tyson Jackson leads the SEC and ranks No. 9 in the nation in sacks with 5.5 to his credit. Jackson is averaging 1.1 sacks per contest.

whew...couldn't have said it better myself....

PREDICTION....

FLORIDA IS NOT AUBURN... FLORIDA IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.. JAMARCUS FOR HEISMAN...

#9 and moving up

LSU 31

F U Gators 16 (hahahaaa Miss St. scored more than you)

somebody get Urban another towel to cry in to.. #5 and going down....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

we're gonna beat that urban meyer weiner.... then we'll pull for them to take care of Tubby..

Pics from the Miss St game..

photos courtesy Phil T.

LSU 48, Miss State 17, Lightning 1 hr delay

(Is the sky giving us a giant LSU#1 ??)

Is there any doubt who the best QB at LSU is??

Who gives LSU the best chance at winning???

Geaux Jamarcus... 14 straight pass completions....330 passing yards...

If he were at Ohio State/michigan or Notre Dame.. ABC would be pubbing him for the Heisman... but you can't have him ABC..he's a Tiger!!!

Oh yeah...Miss St... highest score by them that I can remember...Sylvester sure has that program turned around....

Next UP -

It's GREAT TO BEAT A FLORIDA GAYTOR!!!

IT's GAMEDAY by Jill....

Brunch on the Bayou

Drag out of bed early
Wipe the sleep for your eyes
Make good use of some Zing Zang
Watch the bulldogs demise

Nobody likes the JP game
Or whatever it's called now
We'll take it out on the cowbells
Pelini's defense knows just how

There's nothing like a dog pounding
Under the late September sun
The Tigers will score muchos puntos
Moo State? Not even one

What happened to the doggies?
They used to compete
Now they're worse than ole miss
And that's quite a feat

Another big day for Jamarcus
And a young kid named Scott
Oh and there's also that guy named Doucet
He's so gone when that ball is caught

So what's on your menu
Bloody Marys, Bourbon or Beer?
Whichever your poison
Don't be lazy - get out there and CHEER!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!

This Week's TigerBait - Mississippi State

The State of State ....BAD

Losers 0 - 15 to South Carolina
Losers 0 - 34 to Allbarn
Losers 29 - 32 to Tulame
Winners in OT over UAB 16-10

BAD.....
Very BAD...

I find it quite difficult to Rant on this team. I mean if it takes my Rant to fire you up to Crush another happless opponent... well... you're on your own this week...

Early game or not... this will be no contest...

Misshishipi Shtate..

What do we know about them??? The media line "Sylvester Croom sure has turned that program around...he runs a clean program" . Well that's special... they ensure CLEAN uniforms for the opposing team, the easily CLEAN out their home crowd, they CLEAN out the bank accounts of Div-1A teams as a ..dare I say it... a PATHETIC SEC RENT-A-WIN.

I hear they have a good defense.. but when you're star player is your punter... Starkvegas!! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

TIGERS

#1 Defense and a knack for scoring 42 points more than the opponent at home.

PREDICTION

11:30 kickoffs suck!!! But this will not spare the Starvillians any pain.

#10 Tigers 56

#1 _ _ (instert triple digit number here) Cowpokes .. NADA

Attention State Fans... LEAVE YOUR DAMN COWBELLS HOME!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

49-7!

The more things change...the more they stay the same.

Thanks Tulane for being a constant in this world!!!



Also of note Tiger fans... USC beat Arizona 20-3 last night... wow...that's impressive.

It's Gameday...by Jill

A recipe for disaster

Take One Semi-Inept Offense
Add a dash of a conservative coach
Mix in some spoiled officiating
And you'll serve up a result worthy of reproach

From Oregon to Alabama
The refs made bad hometown calls
Who passed out the bags of money?
Seriously, is this boxing or college football?

Let's move on to the Greenies
Did they really beat State?
Is it a victory? Well, yes
But not one that carries much weight

How 'bout that Tiger D?
Those guys deserve some props
Whoever plays QB for the greenies
Is in for some seriously painful pops

Now let's find ourselves a running game
Let's see some of Williams and Scott
Somebody light a fire under those others
Maybe they'll run like they don't want to be caught

I say we hang about 70 on Tulane
We need a good reason to cheer
A good ole fashioned Tiger Stadium drubbing
Is exactly what the wave needs to fear



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

Tigerbait of the Week - Green Wave

Home Sweet Home...

ahhh..Tiger Stadium... no better way to get back on the winning track than a healthy dose of kicking the everliving doohicky out of the Tulane Green Wave....

TUCK FULANE

First off - Hats off to the the Green Wave for surviving the Katrina Season and playing 11 games on the road and losing at 9 of those different stadiums.... that was last year... now prepare to Die!!! (how embarrassing for two of those team..losing at home to Tulane...jeees)

Unranked Tulane 2006 - Lost to Houston 7-45 and beat Mississippimistake 32-29 in a nailbiter.. that is if anyone in Starkville had teeth to bite nails and Tulane's 10 traveling fans were just too in shock to start nibblin'....

What makes this team extra special for the buttwhupping is that they have a former LSU third stringer leading their offense. Remember Lester Ricard? Well he couldn't take the heat of competition and decided to transfer to someplace else..why Tulane of course...

HEY LESTER...YOU ARE TIGERBAIT!!!

I know what you're thinking... but "Al, don't you remember last year when that Clausen kid came in with Tennuhsee and beat us" .. That was different. That was an SEC team with SEC speed and an SEC defense and SEC ..well you get the picture. Lester is the 85th ranked passer in Division 1 football and has no defense, no supporting cast and well Chris Scelfone (33-49) is still the coach. NO contest. TULANE will not be playing a Conference USA or a pathetic Mississippi school this weekend.

www.tulanegreenwave.com

#10 TIGERS

No player on this team has lived in a world in which LSU has lost to Tulane. The last time the Green Wave won was 1982. LSU leads the 'rivalry' 65-22-7. That does not a rivalry make. (Mike Archer, Curley Hallman and Gerry 'wit a G' Dinardo didn't lose to Tulane.) The LSU players perfect world will stay perfect this saturday.

What I want to see.. lots of passing, freshman running backs (Scott and Williams), lots of cracking of heads, vicous hits, no punts, less Hester at Tailback, deep balls, imagination on offense, no prisoners on defense and no damn officials at the game period...Tiger Stadium will be Thunderdome this saturday...two teams enter...one leaves. .....

Prediction

Les and Jimbo have their backs to wall and open up the playbook and show what real SEC speed looks like. The #1 Defense in the nation continues to shine. The Tigerband remains solid, the Golden Girls do their thing and the season gets back on track. No stripped fools can save the Tigerbait this week. Hours of tailgating aggression toward refs will be focused properly come 7:00 P.M. in Death Valley.

LSU 62
Tulame 0

Hey 62-0 for the fourth time... IT'S TRADITION BABY!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Bye the way Change of Rain Saturday - NEVER!!!

This day in Tiger History....

3 Years Ago Today...

there...that feels better..







(pic courtesy of JMD)

Auburn = Cheaters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-46FByOK4k

Watch Irons Maul Brandon LaFell

No call of course... cause the refs get there check from the SEC office.

then there's the Doucet no call...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2P-w9QlthE&mode=related&search=




The Rule on pass interference:
“9H. Pass interference rules do not apply after the pass has been touched anywhere inbounds by an inbounds player or has touched an official. If an opponent is fouled, the penalty is for the foul and not pass interference.”
“9I. After the pass has been touched, any player may execute a legal block during the remaining flight of the pass.”
Sports Illustrated says
“The call went Auburn's way.
With LSU facing fourth-and-8 from Auburn's 31 and 2:43 left, JaMarcus Russell fired the ball to Early Doucet near the goal line. A diving Brock deflected the pass, but Zach Gilbert was called for pass interference that would have kept the drive alive.
The officials overturned the call, although replays showed the contact came before the ball was tipped by Brock.”

then there's the HESTER 'no catch' fumble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff3p3EeVCOM

don't believe the fix was in check out this from Tigerdroppings...

First Drive: Pass completion by Hester would have given LSU 1st down on au 23. Play overturned by official after play was called a completion by the official right in from of the play. The guys calling the action couldn't believe it. They said no way that play could be overturned.

Second Drive: Long pass completion to the TE to the auburn 30. Late flag comes in and holding is called on the LSU tackle. The tackle has a soft cast on his hand and could not have held. The replay shows the tackle has his head across the body of the auburn DL and it is a good block. After the penalty the ball was moved all the way back to the LSU 38.

Third Drive: JR throws a deep ball into the auburn endzone to LaFell. Davis Irons is beaten badly on a double move. Irons turns his back to the ball and makes up ground. He grabs Lafell with both hands and kicks his legs with one of his legs. It was a mugging. LaFell should file charges with the auburn DA. Again the guys calling the game couldn't believe it. They said auburn got away with a big one there.

Fourth Drive: This is the one getting all the attention becasue it was at the end of the game. JR threw to Doucet at the auburn 3 yard line and Doucet was grabed coming out of his cut. He was then hit again as he went up for the ball, pushing him away from the ball. GEAUX TO HELL SEC!!!

THE 48 HOUR RULE IS NOW IN EFFECT...

OVER AND DONE

2-1 TIGERS

BRING ON THE GREEN WAVE...

GREEN WAVE RANT 2006 on it's way WED.

POST MORTEM..

Let's get this out our systems together now...

REPEAT AFTER ME...

REF!! YOU SUCK!!! REF!!! SUCK!!!
REF!!! YOU SUCK!!!

okay... 7-3..totally missed that one... then again it's hard for our 11 players to win when they are playing 18 people (11 + 5 refts + two announcers)....

So damn close... so many bad calls....

The Tigers are however not free from blame...

Jimbo... pick a freshman running back and go with him...Hester's slow, Vincent's too indecisive and Broussard needs to lay off the cheese fries...

Defense...ROCKED!!!!
Special Teams... kick longer punts please...

Jamarcus... some bonehead decisions in the end... but the best we have was out there.... could Flynn have thrown for 260 against Will Muschamp's defense... NO!!

Pick up the pieces...plenty of season left... and you gotta fear for the GREEN WAVE...

NEXT WEEK's TIGER BAIT...

TIGER's ARE ANGRY>>> and Hell's coming with them....

-lsual

TIGER 'TIL DEATH!! GEAUX TIGERS!!!

A BARN BURNER RANT!!

okay...10:30 pm...I sit to write the rant... after 7 years of this...what can I say about Auburn's confused arse mascot thing...or my love of Tubberville...Okay...Tubberville...the hate is viscerelle...there is no incarnation of evil in College Football concentrated in one location than the plains..(with the exception of Notre Dame or USC).....

ALLBARN RANT 2006...

Die TUBBY DIE 2006 Edition...

It's time for the media to stop kissing the arse of the wrong Tigers.... After the Two LSU TIVO games and Auburns beating of Happless Miss St.... they think things are equal but Auburn is better because of their flipping Running back and it's at Auburn... blah blah....

Here we are on the tenth anniversary of the night the Auburn barn burnt down and probably the last time the real TIGERS won on the plains... what's that I smell...another Auburn barn burning...no it's a trailer...and it smell like Auburn Corndog...

Corndog???

Let me enlighten, explain and sort this crap out once and for all. Auburn fans have been calling LSU fans the "corndogs" for a few years... why??? Some idiot with a computer in an Auburn trailer park got a hold of an email from an Oklahoma fan in which they call the Nebraska fans the "corndogs" and all Nebraska fans "smelled like corndogs" and replace the word Nebraska with "LSU". So they thought it was funny...and they think all LSU fans smell like corndogs???

WHAT THE FU_ _?????? Corndogs??? What the hell are corndogs??? Can't find them in Death Valley??? Not considered a tailgate food either. So sad..pathetic and just not funny....it's like thinking that Jim Carrey's the CABLE GUY is a funny movie...just plain dumb.....

To AUBURN: Go to Hell (see Ole Miss). That crap is old and not even funny.... but if you want to carry it on... Let's call this game the BATTLE for the GOLDEN FRIGGIN CORNDOG!!!

Auburn/plainsmen/warchickens/eagles

Tubby the evil 2nd rate Spurrier is still there. QB is Cox and he aint' got the balls to handle the Tiger D. Some Running back named Irons is there and the Auby fans are all giddy about some Fullback who had 44 yards rushing against Miss Shtate... wow..impressive. One wide Reciever and Will Muschamp as Defensive Coordinator..

1. Will won't be playing
2. will was a great cheerleader for the Real Tigers many a year ago
3. He' won't have little Nicky whispering play calls in his ear this time (Hello...do you think Will was actually LSU's Defensive coordinator or Nick SABAN???)

YOU HAVE THE SAME KICKER!!!! WOOHOO!!! LINE HIM UP!!! HE'll PROBABLY SHANK THE KICKOFF!!!! GO #37... WE LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!!!!

REAL TIGERS

How many weapons do we have...Bowe, Davis, HESTER FOR HEISMAN, Broussard, Vincent, Doucet, Russell, Flynn... ..wow my fingers are tired....

FEAR LES MILES!!!! BO Pelini Knows Football!!!! FISHER HATES AUBURN!!!!

GLENN DORSEY HATES OPPOSING QBS!!!! ZENON...CAN HE OUTSCORE THE OPPONENT AGAIN???????

GOAL POSTS HATE THAT AUBURN KICKER!!!!

#1 Scoring Defense in the NATION


DEFENSE + OFFENSE = MAJOR BUTT KICKING!!!


PREDICTION.

LSU
LSU
LSU
LSU
L
S
U

ONLY TEAM IN THE NATION TO NOT ALLOW A TD THIS YEAR >>>TIGERS!!!!


LSU 35

Eagles 7

DIE TUBBY DIE!!!!


----- The Associated Press Top 25 college football poll lists Auburn at No. 3 in the country, LSU at No. 6. That means the two sets of Tigers will meet with higher combined rankings Saturday than in any previous game in the history of the emerging rivalry.
The only top-10 (AP) matchup between LSU and Auburn was in 1972.
Eighth-ranked LSU defeated ninth-ranked Auburn 35-7
WOW!!! HUGE!!!
I want to party like it's 1972 again!!!

KICK THIS.....

Just like Bobby Knight once said..."I was nervous...until I saw Dale Brown across the bench.."...


so too Tigers Fans... we have the confidence..... for what do we see across the field saturday...

O for 5 in 2005!!! Returning for a repeat performance.....

Home of the Rant for sale....

WE interupt Auburn week to announce that the home of the Rant is for sale....

no not the home of LSUal...the desk that the rant comes to you from....

Mrs. LSUal has ordered the updgrade so this 'famous' piece of furniture can be yours for a mere

$350.00 (or best offer)....

-LSUal
lsual@cox.net

or
lsualsrants@cox.net

for further info.

AUBURN WEEK....

hmmmm...the trend....

LSU 40 Miami 3
LSU 45 UL-L 3
LSU 45 Arizone 3

hhmmm....

BRING ON AUBURN!!!!

Hey can we bring the EYE to the Plains!?!?!?

45-3???

What's this TIVO?? Different week ..same result... exact same result.

Hey Stoops... jumping on the EYE of the TIGER.... BRILLIANT!!!

Food for thought...if you remove LSU's offense totally from the last two games...LSU still outscores it's opponents 14-6....
-lsual

BRING ON THE WAR CHICKENS!!!!!!!

IT's GAMEDAY by Jill

"Huh? I mean, they can't eat you, can they?" - Mike Stoops


A special thanks to the fine folks of u la la
The ragin peppers were an easy rent-a-win
The kinks are out, the preseason is over
It's time for the real games to begin

For Miles and Stoops it's a different place
But an all too familiar foe
This time, though, the tables have turned
The Tigers will deal the final blow

Les is the man with the winning hand
Those wildcats are no prize
They almost lost to Brigham Young
In Death Valley they'll meet their demise

No touchdowns allowed in the last 10 quarters
8 straight wins against the Pac-10
This week the hot streak will stay on course
We'll send them home. Losers. Again.

Let's show em how things go on Saturday Nights
Let's help Coach give mikey his due
There's a smirker in auburn waiting in the wings
Next week, he'll get his too


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

ARIDZONE RANT 2006

This Week's Tiger Bait - Arizona Wildcats 1-0 outta da Pacified-10 league.

This one will be short...why...cause we're gonna completely dominate these jokers. They are in the same category as the two Mississippi Schools....

Zona...whatcha need to know...they beat pathetic BYU (no winning season in how long??) by a last second field goal 16-13 last week. This so impressed Las Vegas that the line on the LSU blowout went up by 6 points as the kick was in the air. Last time we played them was in 2003 and we crushed them 59-13...

I've heard it... "Al,they're much better now and they have Mike Stoops...he's really going to turn them around...he's a defensive genious...blah blah"....
Stoops...STOOPS......I FEAR NOT ANYONE NAMED STOOPS....we defeated his brother....and he's not his brother... that's like fearing anyone named Manning... a complete waste of emotion.....

Mike Stoops is 7-16 as the head coach of Arizona.

Two BACK TO BACK 3-8 seasons and then the impressive win on SATURDAY AGAINST THE BYUlosers.

They supposedly have a decent defense and some impressive 6'-3" QB...funny they didn't show up last week and had to rely on some kicker to bail them out... THREE Field goals and a touchdown against BYU??? JUST TRY THAT IN TIGER STADIUM???? OUR GOAL POSTS DON't LIKE FOOTBALLS!!!!!!


TIGERS!!! ... Domination from start to finish..Jamarcus to LaFell, Jarmarcus to Early, Alley up the middle...Justin on the bench...field a punt....crush a QB... Jimbo...Pelini... FEARLES MILES!!! MIKE THE TIGER STAND UP AN ROAR!!!

...and Mr. Tuitiamao (QB) meet MR. DORSEY and Mr. PITTMAN... you them and the turf will become very close...

PREDICTION.... VICTORY FOR L-S-U!!!!!

TIGERS ON A MISSION 42
worst team in the Pac-10 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

..and if you're scared about this one....the letdown game...looking ahead to Auburn.......blah blah... sell your ticket to someone who has no fear!!!!! THERE'S NO ROOM FOR BROOK TROUT, DISASTER SYNDROME 'tiger' FANS!!!!

SI Power Rankings.... the world has found another idiot

Once again…Sports Illustrated proving to be idiots…

from the POWER RANKINGS.....

ND at #2 ‘nothing to be ashamed of in their close win' ... puke!!! ND almost lost to Ga Tech ...a non-good football team....

And look at this gem...

Remind me again why there was ever a quarterback "controversy" at LSU? Nothing against Matt Flynn, but JaMarcus Russell went 13 of 17 for 253 yards, three touchdowns and no picks against UL-Lafayette. Freshman receiver Brandon LaFell announced his presence with a 58-yard TD catch.
Next game: Saturday vs. Vanderbilt

AT LEAST LOOK AT A SCHEDULE!!! WE’re PLAYING VANDY???? Don't they even do research????? VANDY???

Hey braintrust... how bout ARIZONA????

At least they got Jamarcus' stats right.... ESPN is still reporting an INT for Jamarcus....

45-3

Victory!!! 1 down 13 to go!!!

It's Gameday...by Jill...

Hellooooo Tiger Fans! It's that time again!


Let the lights go on in Death Valley
Let the Golden Band's sounds fill the air
It's time for LSU Tiger football
And there's nothing better...anywhere

After the last season's games have ended
There's an emptiness you just can't fight
An itch you just can't scratch
Until finally comes that sweltering September night

So now the talking time is over
Now the expectations start to rise
We'll chalk up a W for The Flagship University
And for the small school, another early demise

Landry and Daniels lead the defense
A deadly duo of experience and speed
There's no chance for the cajun offense
The Tigers will impede and not concede

All eyes are on Jamarcus
His eyes rest squarely on the prize
Watch him go to Early, Dwayne and Buster
Watch the offense light up the skies

It's the excitement you can't live without
The butterflies you just can't subdue
It's the feeling that lives in all of us
Forever LSU


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!

GAME ONE...This Week's Tiger Bait...dem Crazy Cajuns!!

(with apologies to my beloved bride and several family members - graduates of the defunt U-S-L)

75 years under the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY CAJUN RANT!!! YES FOOTBALL IS HERE.. THE LONG OFFSEASON FINALLY ENDS!!!!!

Okay let me ..uh...I must say I liked USL...I cannot and never will get used to the whole UL (ultra small font) L thing... brings me back to the fact I hate change....still don't like the "St. Louis" Rams, the Washington "Wizards", ULM Warhawks, .... HEY it's USL, LA RAMS, Washington Bullets and dammit...Northeast Louisiana Indians....

I'm tired of the whole...'we had to change the name to become a more prestigous school and get more grant money'... okay...I guess that grant money comes as a gift from Skip Bertman and his curious scrimmage scheduling.... UL-Laf...enjoy that $400K grant saturday night okay. perhaps they can use the grant to buy larger letters for LAFAYETTE on all their signs around campus......

and word to the NFL ..Brandon Stokely and Mais Jake Delhomme did not attend UL-L..They are U-S-L graduates...just like Mrs. LSUal.

MASCOT - okay... Ragin Cajuns... that 's original, interesting unique.. they were the bulldogs... not unique but traditional.. still had the mascot around for a while until some brilliant mind in Lafayette (current home of LSUal) got the idea for a new mascot... the disturbing scary cayenne pepper thing... it's very disturbing... it gives me the heebie geebies... please lose the mascot.... (we'll lose Ellis Hugh the inflatable tiger aberation too and toonces our weird logo thingy)

History

Well not much to report here.. USL/SLI/ULL hasn't scored against the Tigers since 1924 before there were lights in death valley or even a death valley.... LSU has scored 912 points in 20 games to the Cajuns. 19 points. More info...

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/history/HeadToHead_1.asp?Opponent=Louisiana-Lafayette

last meeting 48-0 in 2002... ouch.

Cajuns

Head Case - Ricky Bustle (do the Bustle Hustle ..no kidding they used this slogan before), QBs two of em Babb and Desormeaux..both can run...they'll have too. RB Tyrel Fenroy..good but not faster than the LSU D. www.ragincajuns.com red,white,bulldogs,10,000 fans screaming at the tops of their lungs and yes they do know how to tailgate properly...

Tigers

Les 11-2 Miles ...season 2. Jimbo and Pellini are back. Alley B returns. Jamarcus (14-2 as a starter) back to improve on last year's season... Bowe,Davis, Early,..lots of weapons...lots of speed... Defense - Fastest Defense ever in the history of the planet...honest... just watch Glenn Dorsey on the D-line and you'll see... Golden Girls, Mike the Tiger, the march down the hill, Tiger Band, Tiger Stadium, 93,000 strong and stadium construction still going on....

THE TAILGATE

The Krewe of Tailgate returns to the Indians Mounds for yet another year of tailgating excellence. See ya early. oh yeah... Tigers and Cajuns.... this could be the best tailgate food and experience of all time.... ice those adult beverages and come hungry.....

The GAME

But AL...what about the game???? We all know what's going to happen. Tigers win. UL-L does have a chance of eclipsing their total 20 scoring in a single game but... that's not a given. ....just depends on how good LSU's third string is this time.....

Prediction

The new seat numbers and section numbers will create mass confusion for those who tailgate effectively and rely on memory and instinct to find their seats.... WHAT NO SECTION 12 Row BB anymore???????

Oh...you wanted a game prediction....

LSU - 58 ULS-LIULouisville - 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one more time....

just in case you've been under a rock since the SEC championship game...

it's almost time....

2006 ...FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE....

9/2
Louisiana-Lafayette
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9/9
Arizona
-
-
9/16
at Auburn
-
-
9/23
Tulane
-
-
9/30
Miss. State
-
-
10/7
at Florida
-
-
10/14
Kentucky
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10/21
Fresno St.
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11/4
at Tennessee
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11/11
Alabama
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11/18
Ole Miss
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11/24
at Arkansas
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6 days... til the scrimmage with the flamin' peppers'

Barring any unforseen weather circumstances... (if anyone sees Jim Cantorre of the Weather Channel fly into Baton Rouge...uh ...PANIC!!!) ...GAME'S ON...

....okay 6 days until the UL-L Flamin' Peppers come to town for the scrimmage. See picture above ...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!?

Hint: It's name is Cayenne...

7 DAYS....

7 days until the UL-L scrimmage....

unless mother nature has other plans.....

Ernesto...go away!!!

loser kid....

Juvenile Accused of Setting Fire at an LSU Stadium Concession Office
Aug 21, 2006 05:18 PM CDT

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - LSU Police say a 15-year-old was booked with arson Monday in the fire that gutted a concession office in Louisiana State University's Tiger Stadium.
Campus Police Chief Ricky Adams says the youth and two other boys -- the youngest of them nine years old -- were booked with trespass. LSU police are looking for a fourth.
Adams says a passing driver called campus police shortly after the fire started, saying he saw smoke in the stadium and some juveniles acting suspiciously. Adams says the man had a very good description of the juveniles.
The Baton Rouge Fire Department says the fire did $300,000 in damages, gutting the concession offices and damaging equipment including three golf cart-type vehicles used at the stadium.
Adams says his officers worked with arson investigators from the fire department and federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents on the case.

WHY?????

23 days....

aaghh... no I will not count down every day....

well maybe I will...not like I'm going to go waste my time and watch pro baseball or something...

hey...NFL preseason... now that's a usefull waster of time.....

-lsual

24 days...

Okay it's getting reallly close now...August...the hottest .....longest...grueling month of the year...ALAS TIGER FAITHFUL... SEPTEMBER AWAITS!!!!

NEXT UP.....

Dem Cajuns from UL-La-SLI-SLII-Lafayette-ULlafayette......

tick tick tick tick...

OU-ch!!

Wow!!! Bomar Dude!!!

Timesheet - 40 hours
Actual hours worked - 5

NCAA Suspension and OU Expulsion- Priceless

Fans are on the goal posts and I don't know why....

Here's a little gem...

The KY announcers calling the bluegrass miracle...

"The fans are on the goal posts and I don't know why..."

http://www.lsufootball.net/audio/misc/LSU-UK-2002.mp3

Coming soon to Death Valley....

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3141/spankullbehindlh2.gif

LSU vs. Katrina aftermath..

click on YouTube link...

8 minutes of good story...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPElTBUhvQ8

rumbles from the plains....

Que??? Auburn fixin' grades???

what's this???

FFoootballll....I miss footballl....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUXMYHl_VN0

click on the Earthquake link...watch over and over again...this should get you your football fix for a few days.....

..oh and by the way welcome aboard Coach Paul M. ... Omaha in year one.... not to much pressure on you.....

No interview??

Dang ..Skip didn't even give me a chance to interview for the job....

But... Congrats to...

Paul Maineri - new LSU head coach!!

What no nickname?? Skip,Smoke,Beetle,Turtle ???? nope...just plain Paul...

Doesn't have the same ring as a Skip or a Turtle...but let's all pull together and support coach...er...uh ... PAUL!!

Hey we stole one from the Gipper!!

Hey maybe The Fightin' Irish can hire SMOKE!!.. smoke, gipper...only natural right???

-lsual

CWS starts...

CWS starts...

Skip's interviewing lots of people....

LSUal has applied for the job...

I'm waiting for the call from Skip... stay tuned...

Foootball..... please get here soooon...

Smoke Fired

WOW!!


LSU fires head baseball coach Smoke Laval (from the advocate.com)

By CARL DUBOIS Advocate sportswriter Published: Jun 4, 2006



Smoke Laval's Tigers were penalized for a poor finish and a soft nonconference schedule, according to NCAA selection chair Larry Templeton.

LSU Athletic Director Skip Bertman fired head baseball coach Smoke Laval and his assistant coaches Sunday morning, according to a source close to the situation. LSU officials, who said Laval resigned, are expected to make a formal announcement at a news conference on campus at 4:30 p.m. today

97 days til football ....(and baseball is mercifully over)

Football cannot get here fast enough.

Smoke Laval cannot leave town fast enough...but we all know Skipper is going to stick with his friend as the death spiral of the once proud LSU baseball program continues...

I used to look forward to the first week of June..that's when the CWS used to take place..and for most of my life its seem LSU was there. Now the CWS is a month later and the LSU baseball team is about 6 years behind......

2000 - the last of the 5 CWS championships...

LSU's next freshman class will consist of people who were 11-12 the last time LSU won it all...and were 7-8 years old when Warren Morris smacked the most memorable homerun in college baseball history....

Sad... it's over..done.....no championship leadership to pass on to the next team....just an enigma of a coach, with more detracters than fans.....and a strange stranglehold on job security...(Moral of the story... NEVER let a coach pick his successor)

RIP - Tiger Baseball....

thanks for the memories....

good lord.... BRING ON FOOTBALL....

Fire Smoke!

Time's Up...He's gotta go!

boring baseball has got to go.

The penalty for being swept by Ole Miss--- you should get your arse fired!!!

-al

Bring on football...please...

Done in Indy...

What was that!?!?!?

That hurt!!!

well anyhow..... 20 years to get there and the same result...

Congrats Tigers on a great season overall... SEC CHAMPS, FINAL 4.... not too shabby....

Tigers will be back....

....must have fed that tapeworm a little too much last week....

Final 4 times 2..

Wow!!! Spring game on Saturday..and nobody is talking about it....

Baseball - 3 game SEC series this weekend... and nobody is talking about it.....

LSU IS OFFICIALLY A BASKETBALL SCHOOL!!!!

Final 4 X 2 = Excitement not seen in La. since.... well since the Football School won the National Championship....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

GEAUX LADY TIGERS!!!!!

WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!

FINAL 4!!!!! Final 4!!!!

20 Frickin Years!!! to see this...

TIGERS WIN!!!!!

2 games Left for the whole enchilada!!!

TIGERS WIN!!!! TIGERS WIN!!! TIGERS WIN!!!!

JJ Reddick -16% shooting on the night...

Duke Blue Devils... DONE

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Final 8....

Fight on ....

SWISH!!! Tigers Win ..bring on the Puke Blue Devils!

Darrel Mitchel for 3!!!!!

eATMe ..done for 2006.....

Tigers WIN!!!

SWEET 16!!!!!

up next .... DUKE!

Tigerbait of a blue devil variety.....

L
S
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TIGERS!!!

bwahahahahahaaaaa....

pass the nitro glycerin.... I can't take much more of this....

It's March madness baby..

Okay... Baseball team is well on track....

Tiger ladies are SEC Regular Season Champs...upended by the ^*^&$& Tennuhsee volunteers and coach Skeletor...gggrrr..

Tiger Beeesketballers are SEC Regular Season Champs and demolish the intelligent Vandy comodes by 20 purnts!!

and it's week 2 of spring practice...

These ARE the good old days!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

I miss football..

really I miss football...basketball's great but dammit ...

GIVE ME FOOTBALL!!

AAAGGHHHH!!!

okay..it's gonna be okay....

step away from the computer....

slowly......

FFOOTBALL!!!

...no...olympics... CURLING??? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!?!?!

Stuff...

okay ..the Super Bowl is over...football is done until ....well spring practice for LSU!!

congrats Les Miles on one heck of a class!!!

Keep it up Pokey and Brady.... NCAA trips (and long stays) look promising...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

p.s. ...hey Will Muschamp (new DC at Allbarn)...you my friend are nothing but TIGERBAIT!!!!!

No Nicky to protect you now.... TIGERBAIT!!!!

Congrats Tiger Basketball!! 4-0 in conference!

Congrats John Brady and the Men's Basketball Team - 4-0 in the SEC!!! Keep it rollin'

0+1+0 = 1!

Attn:ESPN -

Miami BCS Champs 2001 Season
Ohio State BCS Champs 2002 Season
LSU BCS Champs 2003 Season
usc bcs champs 2004 season
Texas BCS Champs 2005 Season

0+0+0+1+0 = 1 - Number of Crystal Footballs property of USC.

40 - 3!!!!!!!!

40 -3 !!!!!

Attn Miami: You lost on the field... so why did you attempt to fight off the field??? You lost that one too!!! Silly Hurricanes with some kind of chicken for a mascot... you should know better than to follow a Tiger into his den!!!

Wow!!! 40- 3!!! (and 2 TKO's)

You see what a healthy Addais can do? and an attacking defense??

40-3 ...how sweet it is!!!! 17 years in the making... but I still think we owe those jokers 4 points.

-lsual

(pic courtesy of tigerdroppings)

GAME's ON .. LSU Vs. U of Thugs

I know what you're thinking.. "Al...what's the use ..the season is lost....Katrina,Rita, another Hurricane brewing, the UGA loss...the season's over...we're 10-2... Les sucks...blah blah"...

NO!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!! ..take a step back won't you...

November 19th, 1988...

I remember it like it was yesterday... it was raining from every direction...even from the ground up... Miami ranked #3 came to Baton Rouge... we were going to show them what SEC football was all about...after all LSU was ranked #11 and it was Saturday Night in Death Valley... WELL...the GAME ABSOLUTELY SUCKED.. WE got pummelled 44 to frickin 3...... and I swore that night ...on any other night...we'd beat those convicts from Miami...and when can we get those jokers again....

FLASH FORWARD...

December 4th, 2005....

Yes it wasn't a dream LSU got killed by UGA... but wait... 17 years have passed since that night...many coaches have come and gone...many Miami players from that team may have even made parole by now...but here it is...the Peach Bowl has Selected LSU to face Miami... 17 years...I've waited for redemption....

GAME'S ON!!!!

No room for fairweather Tiger Fans... We'll take on anybody..anywhere..even in the Georgia dome... There will be no Rain storm from Hell to save the hurricanes this time.....

The "U"

How flippin' annoying...this year hip-hop fav Miami is sooo popular that they're name has been slanged to just "the U" ... shortened from University of Thugs, Miami Penal Colony, etc.
Led by Larry Coker..who won a National Championship his first year and ..well hasn't repeated..so he must suck.... A stingy D is all you gotta know 'bout these guys.. they have 2 losses ...and well their QB is no Brock Berlin (don't know if that's good or bad), drug dealers, convicts, twice on probation with the NCAA since 1988....

LSU

Miles is 10-2..and has something to prove after the UGaly debacle..as does Bo Pelini and Jimbo Fisher... Jamarcus is out..so in steps Matt Flynn ...will his legend be born...or will his hype be discovered??? I'm thinking LEGEND....

Last game for Sklyer....should be a good one.....

Al's Gut Feel....

Al's gut feel full of Christmas Turkey..but I still feel.....

TIGERS BABY!! VENGEANCE!!!


LSU 24 Mia 17

...the stats...

3 days away......

here's the matchup ..

courtesy of nola.com


http://www.nola.com/lsu/spnet.ssf?/merge/tsnform.aspx?c=advance&page=cfoot/scores/live/match13472.htm

GAME WEEK!!!

FINALLY!!

LSU vs. Miami

17 years we've been waiting to get these jokers again..

I was there in '88...when Steve Walsh looked like Joe Montana..... ggggrrrrr...

VENGEANCE!!!! IT'S TIME!!!!

I don't care if it's the Peach Bowl!! At least it's not a GMAC,MOTOR CITY OR INDEPENDENCE BOWL!!!

Tigers vs. Convicts!!

FRIDAY!! 6:30 ..ESPN...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

yes..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

no happy, no seasons, no greetings, no holiday, no festivus!

..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

from LSUal....


...and family....

Roll Santa....

-- insert caption here --

the Grinch that Stole Christmas...2004 version...

ah..yes...its almost been a year since the Grinch Stole Christmas.. Now don't get me wrong I truly appreciate all the Nick Saban (the guy on the right in the pic above next to LSUAL) brought to Louisiana and LSU but the way it ended was a litte off (yes Nick your timing stinks). If the trauma of the event has clouded your memory...here's a little refresher. It was on Christmas DAY of 2004 that Nick made that decision to leave LSU and Louisiana for that other hurricane magnet known as south Florida to attempt to coach the spoiled overpaid 'athletes' of the Miami Dolphins (the 5th best team in the state of Florida).

So here we are a year later... Nick went on to lose one more game for the Tigers... in steps Les Miles and the Tigers are 10-2. Yes 10-2... tis not bad... .

Perspective...

It was all put into perspective for me the week after the debacle in Atlanta....I was at Drusilla Seafood in B.R...and what do I see on the wall... an autographed picture of Curley Hallman...yes fans ...we're much better off than "THE DARK TIMES" ....

Long Live LSU!!!!

..and Nick couldn't you have picked another day?????

Congrats Appalachian State...

They won ...they won it all....

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/5175358

..JUST PEACHY

Okay... two weeks til the revenge game...

Revenge for that 44-3 debacle in Tiger Stadium in 1988. Mike Archer's Tigers got slammed by Steve Walsh and the Convicts in what may have just been a late season hurricane.....

Two weeks...and 17 years later.....in the bowl soon to be called only the CHICK-FIL-A-Bowl (nice!!) ... we'll get to see what was pre-season last year billed as the potential matchup for the 2004 National Championship... well we know that didn't happen... but some writers are calling this one a potential pre-matchup of the 2006 National Championship Game.

In LES(s) we trust!!

In comes Flynn.....

stay tuned....

LSU vs. Miami

Congrats!! Appy State!!

..big congratulations to Appy State 29- 23 winner over Furman (with Ex-Gator Ingle Martin as QB) in the Div-1AA Semifinals. App. St now takes on N. Iowa for the championship...

..make fun of LSU's Div-1AA Tigerbait all you want... but I guarantee you that team would beat any team from the State of Mississippi!!

-lsual

4 days later....

damn...it still hurts.....


...but hey we're 10-2....

heading back to Atlanta....

..to Face the Miami Hurricanes....

they aren't invincible..after all ...they are in the Peach Bowl too.....

Perspective:

WE BEAT AUBURN!! WE BEAT BAMA!! WE BEAT FLORIDA!! We go to Atlanta ...SEC West Champs....



We Beat Appalachian State...and they're still alive for a shot at the Div-1AA National Title!! Go Apple STATE!!!

10-2

and as always...a team that beats us goes into a death spiral (see Tennessee) ...look out UGA..West Virginia just may get ya.....


FOREVER LSU!!

$%*$%$*!!! OUCH!!! WTF!?!?

ouch...painful.

Congratulations Gawja.

Next up... bowl game....

Tigers Will be back...

if you jump off the bandwagon...we didn't need you anyway....

HOME SWEET JAWJA DOME!!

Hey ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE!!!

It's been Two flipping years since I've been able to write one of these... and I've got a lot to say...(hope you weren't busy at work when you decided to log into Al's website today...go shut your door...this could be a while.....)

SEC CHAMPIONSHIP RANT!!!

TIGAHS!! VS. Dem Jawga Bulldogs!!

Home Sweet Georgia Dome!!! LSU's Home (and undefeated Home) Away from home...

You know the recent history of the series... We owe them for last year...and they can't get past getting beat twice in the 2003 Championship year... Tighten your chin strap, ice the beer, pour a little more bourbon, pop in that Tiger Band CD, or the Oklahoma Sugar Bowl Championship DVD..whatever it takes to bring y0ur "A" Game. Take no prisoners, this is WAR!!!

SEC Championship Game ...West Champ vs. East Champ .. (meanwhile Auburn has it's order forms in for their co-champs rings to go with their 'people's National Championship' Rings from last year).....

Here's the Records...


Georgia 9-2Boise St W 48-13So Carolina W 17-15UL Monroe W 44-7at Miss St W 23-10at Tenn. W 27-14at Vandy W 34-17Arkansas W 23-20Florida L 14-10Auburn L 31-30Kentucky W 45-13at Ga Tech W 14-7
LSU 10-1at Ariz St W 35-31Tenn. L 30-27 OTat Miss State W 37-7at Vanderbilt W 34-6Florida W 21-17Auburn W 20-17 OTNorth Texas W 56-3App. St W 24-0at Ala. W 16-13 OTat Ole Miss W 40-7Arkansas W 19-17

UGA

Mascot: A lazy ugly dog... that has a serious drool problem..

Band.. ..don't know ..maybe REM and the B52's (soon to hit the casino circuit)....

Led by Mark Richt in his 3 trip to Atlanta in the last 4 years. ...one his first, lost his second and will lose his third again to LSU.

QB - D.J. Shockley - darling of the SEC Media... he's unstoppable...well unless he's getting chase around by the good guys in the purple and gold uni's. ...remember that performance in 2003...what -15 yards rushing and 2 incomplete passes...don't think that's still not waiting to resurface like some Mekong Delta Flashback...

The rest - #43 Total Offense, #15 Total Defense, #5 Scoring Defense, #32 Running Defense..BINGO..weekness identified....

and Kirk Herbstriets favorite team outside of the Auburn War Chickens... ..$%$^$ U!! Herbie!!

L. S. U ... TIGERS!!

Mascot: One live Bengal Tiger with an attitude and a shiny new habitat

Band: The Golden Band From Tigerland and those spectacular Golden Girls. (Okay Band ..what was with that non-solid performance last week???? You will be forgiven with a solid performance this week)

Pelini, Miles and yes Jimbo... Miles has the longest Win streak current in the SEC!! Tigers 10-1 best regular season record since 2003....

(side track .. all you yahoos whining about this season... I was there for Archer and Hallman and Dinardo... this aint' the second coming of any of those miserable excuses for coaching... they had talent too at times...it doesn't just take talent and luck to win a game ...it's knowing what to do with that talent and luck... if you think Les and the staff suck..go watch the USC game on another channel or turn off you TV until sunday so you can worship that Great Miami Dolphin team...)...okay back to the game at hand....

QB - Jamarcus "Would Somebody Catch the DAMN BALL" Russell .. without a doubt the best Sophomore QB in the country......seven dropped balls last week from being SEC player of the week.... I like our chances.....

The rest - Bowe..catch the ball... Justin "I'm playing on Field Turf!!, I'm playing on Field Turf!!" Vincent... yes folks he saves his best for the plastic grass.... All World Punter and occassionally accurate kicker - Chris Jackson... #57 Total Offense, #5 Total Defense, #4 Scoring Defense, #5 Run Defense.. JUST TRY SCRAMBLING D.J.!!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN

2/3 rd's UGA fans can't drown out the 1/3rd Tiger Fans... Months of frustration,tumult,tension,anger,aggravation,Jim Cantore watchin',Fema trailerin,evacuatin' and inhibriation...are way too much for the Georgia team and crowd to handle....

DOMINATION!!!

Bowe catches everything in sight. ...our defense catches balls too...I think they may have switched gloves or something... Vincent and Addai have way too much fun with that plastic grass and DJ Shockley ends up with a very clean jersey thanks to the field turf despite being pounded into it repeatedly....

TIGERS 42

UGA 17

oh yeah...and UCLA has just beaten USC by 2 touchdowns... ESPN is about to go into meltdown....

It's Gameday by Jill....

We're baaaaaaaaack!

Hello there, Mr Shockley
So nice to see you again
We met you one time in Tiger Stadium
You might remember our D linesmen

The players may have changed
But the game remains the same
After our blistering defensive attack
You won't remember your name

Our road has been longer and harder
This was the season that wouldn't start
But The Tigers didn't crumble and retreat
They came together with Championship Heart

An amazing group of athletes
Of fathers and sons and men
They beat the odds and the others
They understand what it takes to win

The Tiger migration has started
The road is paved with Purple and Gold
The beer is cold and the gumbo is cooking
It's time for the Victory to unfold

It's December in the SEC
And the bulldogs are going to go down
LSU owns the Georgia Dome
Atlanta is Our Title Town


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here we go again..... UGA...TIGAHS... Grudgematch...

http://media.putfile.com/2003-SECCG-Video

2003 TIGER VIDEO PRE-Butt Kicking...crank it up and enjoy...

History...

1998 #6 LSU vs. #12 Georgia

...Tigers get Lou Teppered.... UGA Wins 28-27

1999 LSU vs #10 Georgia

...Josh Booty misses a wide open receiver in the end zone... UGA Wins 23-22

2003 #11 LSU vs #7 Georgia

....Trev Alberts see UGA Win.... Skyler Green catches in the cluth... LSU WINS 17-10

2003 SEC Championship Game

#3 LSU vs. #6 UGA

...Justin Vincent dominates on the plastic grass... LSU WINS 34-13

2004 #13 LSU vs. #3 UGA

....The Great Saban Defense fails to show.... UGA Wins 45-16 ... UGA forgets that there are games left to the season and fails to reach the SEC Championship....

2005 #3 LSU vs. #13 UGA

...Can we reverse last year's score??????

GEAUX TIGERS... RANT COMING SOON....

W ..it's a W .. W stands for Win ..and WEST CHAMPS!!

A win is a win is a win... 19-17. SEC WEST CHAMPS!!

Closer than imaginable yes. If D. Bowe could catch..would not have been. Dwayne... buy some new gloves...we need you next week..... ....

ONWARD TIGERS!!! TO ATLANTA!!! for the SEC Championship game...

If you want to complain about the Arky game... put yourself in the shoes of an Auburn Fan..... sucks to be them..... they get to wear those Pathetic SEC West Co-Champs rings that everyone laughs at....

It's great to BE AN LSU TIGER!!! 10-1 ...

10 wins in the regular season has only happened three times in LSU history... 1958, 2003 and this year... thanks LES!!!

-lsual

Battle for da Boot (a trip to Atlanta,marbles.BcS, etc)

Yup that time of year .. the BATTLE OF THE BOOT... the contrived ugly trophy for the victor of the contrived rivalry game forced to be played on a friday .....thanks c.B.S.!!

LSU will try to win an unprecidented 3rd SEC Title in a five year span!!

This week's Bait ... the arkansuck razor piggies... wooo pig sooiee.....

Arkansas

Currently 4-6 and losers to Southern Cal 77-7 ... led by Coach Houston Nutt in some say his possible last game as their Coach. Nick wanted Nutt to replace him... why?? To make Nick look even better...remember when Nick left Mich St... he recommended a replacement..Bobby Williams... well he tanked them quickly... thanks Nick.... well back to Nutt... We do have to thanks Nutt and CNNSI for the best Headline of the year....

"Nutt Replaces Johnson with Dick for date with Cocks" .. I kid you not...I couldn't write humor this good. ... Well Dick is now the starting QB and since he was inserted in the lineup...he's much more productive than Johnson ever was... heck the Hogs have now won two in a row...and it's only one Dick that stand's in LSU's way for a return trip to Atlanta...

LSU

This team will not be denied. Forgot about your horrible memories of 2002 when a decent Razor back team roared back and drove 88 yards in a milisecond to end LSU's chance for an SEC championship in 2002...this years Razorback aren't that good. ... TIGERS ARE #4 in the BCS and know that an impressive win plus some flukey stuff with computers, USC,UCLA, and the annual Mack Brown Choke could let the Tigers slip on into a date with the Champions of Roses..... Led by the suprising Les Miles, the incredible Bo Pelini, and the predictable and sometimes frustrating Jimbo Fisher...the Tigers will DOMINATE.. Let's bid a fond farewell to the Tigers Seniors and Make LOT's OF FLIPPING NOISE..as we enjoy a tastey treat of the other white meat... Hogs,Pork,Bacon, Couchon,Piggies.. yum!!!

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN

Dick gets hurt, Johnson fails to perform, and Nutt gets canned. Jamarcus throw alot, Skyler Runs circle around the pigglets, JV and Addai continue what they started last week, and KyleWilliams,Claude Wroten and the rest of the D have a field day on senior day.... TIGERS WIN TIGERS WIN ..BIG!!!

LSU 47

Arky 13

It's Gameday by Jill......

Houston, you have a problem...

A Salute to the Seniors: Joseph Addai, Bennie Brazell, Shyrone Carey, Schirra Fields, Skyler Green, Kenny Hollis, David Jones, E.J. Kuale, Nate Livings, Terrell McGill, Rudy Niswanger, Melvin Oliver, Gant Petty, Ronnie Prude, Kevin Steltz, Mario Stevenson, Cameron Vaughn, Brandon Washington, Andrew Whitworth, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten

Thanksgiving on the Bayou
Is an exceptional time to dine
Fried Turkeys, Seafood Gumbo
And the traditional roast swine

The sooooooies come a callin
With their 2 game winning streak
They're no longer in the cellar
They've sadly reached their peak

Will it be Nutt's last game?
Things in hogland are mighty unstable
Somebody call Nebraska
Is that 2 mil still on the table?

A special thanks to the Seniors
It's their last game at home
They'll enjoy one last, sweet win in Tiger Stadium
And two even sweeter in The Georgia Dome

With one magnificent Crystal Football
And now our 3rd SEC Crown
It's a great time to be a Tiger Fan
Atlanta, again, is our town

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Marble Game 2?

Okay...maybe this one's for all the marbles...

PORK it's WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!

Razorbacks vs. Tigers 1:30 %*^%*$%**!!!! Friday....

It's simple... beat Arky and the Tigers are 2005 SEC WEST CHAMPS!!

Lose ...and Auburn gets the crown two years in a row....

40 - 7 - Ouch!

Coach "O" .. maybe next year he can be coach O and 11 ...

Biggest defeat of Ole Miss in my lifetime....nice!!!

Les Miles ..other than some odd hurricane happenings you are making a believer out of me...

Now...win one more and it's a trip to Hotlanta!!!

Bring on the Pigs....

(p.s. if we were 10-0 and not 9-1 we'd still be ranked #3 ..so get over it... )

Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell RANT

It's that time of year again ..the annual grudge match with the RUNTS!!!

(Calvin Brotus Unofficial Mascot ..Replacing Col. Reb)

Is there any less love between two teams? I think not. Our inferior SEC West Brethren from the north have one chance to save their miserable season for their first year miserable coach and that's not til next week when they play Mississippi State for braggin' rights for last place......

Speakin of the miserable first year head coach.... I present to you the Be'Be' Orgeron Story

Orgeron a History:

So why did they hire this guy... cause he was the defensive line coach for the 'co-champs' USC in 2003...seems a logical choice for the 'co-champs of the SEC West in 2003....

First name: Ed
Nickname:Bebe (bay-bay)
Birthplace: LaRose, LA
College: Well that's a toughie... started off at LSU .. Coach Cholly Mac moved him from Defense to Offense...so he quit after two weeks in Baton Rouge.... he then became a Northwestern Demon...
Resume: Spent some time at Miami before doing some time for punching a female while drunk, ended up at USC and was the fifth choice to come in and turn around the runts.
Motivational Speach: Something about the "Wildboys"
Most Embarrassing Moment: Ripped his shirt off before practice to encourage the play of his Ole Miss "Wildboys" ...he beebee keep your greco roman body oil thing to yourself ...mississippi can be a dangerous place...
Coaching Record: 3-6

Ole Misery

Led by QB Ethan Flatt and WR Mike Espy (in his 18th season) and QB/RB/FB "losercan'thandlehavingtobeatout JamarcusfortheLSU job" Robert Lane... Last place in the SEC West..... 2 years since a winning record...and at least 18 years before another Manning 'championship' performance..... there defense ain't too shabby but their offense is rather sh_t_t_ey, The Grove - you call that tailgatin' ... picture Popeye's 30 piece bucket with fine china and a candellabra.... do they have a band? ...their mascot and symbol are banned!

LSU

Destroyers of the Bama dream season, winners of the last 7 games, #4 in the NATION, 2 wins away from Atlanta (Ole Miss the only SEC West Team never to go to Atlanta), First year head Coach Les Miles (8-1 and first LSU coach to beat BAMA,AUBURN AND FLORIDA in the same year), QB Jamarcus "SEC PLAYER of the YEAR???" Russell, Joe Addais and his ankle, Justin Time Vincent, Chris "well at least I can punt" Jackson, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten, LaRon "How ya doin' Brodie?" Landry and the rest..... Golden Girls, The Golden Band from Tigerland...

WHAT's GONNA TAKE PLACE...

DOMINATION! The letdown is not even a possiblity. LSU is favored by 16.5. Tigers double that. Ole Miss is down and less gas in the tank than a turbocharge Hummer H1. Bebe's Kids phone it in...much to the shock of their well dressed, liquored up fans in their erector set Vaught-Amway Stadium.

Skyler GREEN SCORES!!! Justin Vincent has a field day...why... the field is PLASTIC GRASS..Justin's best games have been on the stuff...

VICTORY FOR LSU.. The School that Sherman built..marches onward towards Atlanta for a date with then GAWJA bulldogs.....

LSU 41

Outofthier Misery 3



It's GAMEDAY by Jill......

Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell

What's that sound you hear?
Drifting on the cool Alabama night...
It's origins are in a stadium in Tuscaloosa
It's silence. That's right.

The Tigers are in control now
We left the bammers dreams in the dust
The defense was for real, but let's be honest, folks Brodie "3rd and incomplete" Croyle was a bust

Is it time to break out your purple velvet finest?
Should you dazzle 'em with your regal golden gown?
The rebs think it's fun to get fancy for a football game
What else to do in a dumpy little Mississippi town?

With a 3rd string quarterback, and 3 outstanding wins,
The rebs are ridin' high and livin' large
They've got a nutbag coach, a certified losing record
And no Mannings left to lead the long, sad charge

Let's not take this lightly, Tigers
It's going to be a tough one, you can tell
Those rowdy rebs are a mouthy bunch
Hey, can't you brag when you beat The Citadel?

A final note to the fancy pants
We're glad you're impressed with your tailgating sass
But we didn't come to sip and socialize
We came to kick your rebel ass


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!

old misery...

oh so short 2 years ago...and the ole miss football program hit it's peak.... then something happened.........

................................................................................................................. HE TRIPPED... the great spawn of the Ole Miss legend... tripped...

Been downhill ever since.....

What?? Ole Miss Won the SEC West in 2003??? what?? click on the ebay link below.. funny stuff...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ole-Miss-2003-SEC-Western-Division-Championship-Ring_W0QQitemZ8724329777QQcategoryZ24589QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

16-13

16-13,

3 in a row over Alabama!

bwahahahaaa!!!!!

Plays of the game

1. JV on 4th and 1
2. Laron’s introduction of himself to Brodie Croyle
3. Jamarcus to Bowe ..of course
   
   The refs tried hard but still couldn’t cook it for the home team......

the Marble Game!!! Rant...

Yup...why Marble Game?? Cause this one is for all the MARBLES!

Your #5 Fightin' Tigers from LSU vs #4 Alabama Cheaters, red seaweed, mighty elephants, payrooollll tide etc.

2:30 Saturday in Bear Bryant-Denny's (good eatin') Stadium!!!!

This is the first time this game has SEC West Lead implications in forever... the highest pairing of LSU vs opponent in November since the Eisenhower Administration.....

History: the Bear is long gone...Dreamland Ribs still suck..Rohan To Reed seems oh so long ago...

This season: Da bama record.

Middle Tennessee W 26-7
Southern Miss W 30-21
South Carolina W 37-14
Arkansas W 24-13
Florida W 31-3
Mississippi W 13-10
Tennessee W 6-3
Utah State W 35-3
Mississippi State W 17-0

Other than the Floriduh win...nothing spectacular....but Al what about Tennuhcee???

..okay so they beat a faltering Tennuhcee 6-3..then UT gives up 41 points to Notre Dame two weeks later.

..I'm throwin' our Tenn game out of this discussion completely...face it.... after Katrina and the Waves played New Orleans and the Rita fiasco there wasnt' enough energy in Tiger Stadium on that Monday night to push a Yugo downhill with a Category 5 Tailwind...END of DISCUSSION.

What's to be noticed 'bout Bama's record is that they only scored 17 points against pathetic Mississippi Mistake!!!! One score was on special teams and one by defense.

BAMA HAS NOT SCORED AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN IN THE LAST 12 QUARTERS OF SEC PLAY!!

Defense Wins Championships...but you gotta have somekind of offense!!! And since Prothro cracked his leg in half against Suburban Minor's UF team....they've had about as much offense as Aaron Brooks.....

BAMA:

The Cheaters are led by Mike Shula...hmmmm how'd he get that job???, Brodie Croyle returns as the BAMA QB for his 16th SEASON!!!, ...REALLY GOOD DEFENSE... NO GOOD OFFENSE...The Million Dollar Band from Bama Land (godawful) ...seaweed elephant confused mascot combo! Makeshift Offensive line....

whatcha gotta know:

1. Leading Receiver - Prothro ..done for the year with a Joe Theisman Leg Break
2. Starting Center - DONE .... ditto....replaced by a walkon
3. Croyle only threw 116 yards against Miss. St.

LSU

Jamarcus IS THE MAN!! He's from the state of Alabama...he is the KEY!!! Addais is healthy! Our D is as good as theirs. Claude Wroten and Kyle Williams will have a field day with their walkon offensive line. Les Miles....celebrating B-day number 52, ... hey ..SKYLER GREEN, Dwayne BOWE, "Drop's Em Early but Catch's Em Late" Doucet,, Buster Davis... these four will have a field day. ..Tiger Band will blow away da Bama Band... 10,000 Tiger Fans are much louder than 70,000 Bear Bryant worshippers... Field position will be huge.. and we've got Chris Jackson and Skyler... I like our chances.....

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN:

BAMA GET'S EXPOSED!! Bama d-stacks the line.. and Jamarcus puts it together for 60 minutes. Tigers come together....and meet Brodie in the middle... not pretty..... Skyler returns to his spectacular ways... I BELIEVE!! DO YOU BELIEVE!!! ..and a surprise re-appearance of Justin Vincent...

TIGERS WIN!!!

LSU - 27

(Payroll Tide!) Bama - 10

BAMA, BAMA, BAMA WON'T YOU BITE MY AS@!!!!!

DOMINATE!!!

...it's GAMEDAY By Jill....

BEAT BAMA


When November comes to Tiger Town
There's an anticipation that can't be denied
It's that cheating bunch we love to hate
Coach Shula's boy, and his crimson tide

Believe the hype, embrace the excitement
It's the biggest game of the year
Win this one Tigers, control your fate
Your Statement Game is here

Plagued with injuries and shaky at best
Their offense can't move the ball
Chris Jackson will kill 'em all day long
Downed on the 1, their backs against the wall

Oliver and Pittman are coming fast
For Croyle, there's nowhere to go but down
Look up at the sky, Brodie, and hear the Tiger Band play
There goes that SEC crown

Jamarcus and Co can make the difference
Hand that ball to Joe Addai
Mix it up with some nice yardage from Zinger
Pass it to Bowe, light up the sky

Are you ready for the big game Tigers?
This is smashmouth SEC football at its best
You can tough it and stuff it and run it up their gut
Take what's yours, leave them the rest


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bama fans...

ughhh... helllooo.....
Nice hat....

I guess it's that time again....time to post the annual news flash to the bama faithful....
uh.. stop wearing that hat... it's outta style or something....

I'm going to say this so you can understand...

BEAR BRYANT IS NO LONGER THE COACH OF ALABAMA!!

Now this may shock some of you and it may crush your world but the last time Bear Bryant coached a game in Tuscaloosa not a single person on your football team was alive!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT!!!

Bama Week...

(gotta love the internet...)

Looks like Gump partied a little too hard after the impressive 17-0 thrashing of Mississippi State... pace yourself Bubba..it's gonna be a long week....

T-I-G-E-R-S!!!!

Appalachia State Postgame...

Well....a win is a win ... no Tiger Injuries, 2 Penalties and another W ...

Next up... BAMA!! the MARBLE GAME!! #5 vs #4 ... ARE YOU READY!!?!?!?!?

ASU tailgate pics courtesy of JammasterPhotography....

http://members.cox.net/tailgate/2005_App_State_Tailgate.htm

Mountaineeer Rant...

No she ain't suitin' up... but I'm scared if she does...

(picture 'courtesy' of www.goasu.com)

okay..the Mountaineer's got something odd 'bout him...why do I hear that "deliverance" dualing banjo thing everytime I look at that picture????

This Week's Tiger Bait... Them Mountaineers of Appalachian St....

Here come them mountain men of the great state of Appalachia (where is that state... Hint: they are in Boone North Carolina) ..

#6 LSU (big school)vs. #7 Appalachian St. (division 1-AA..not so big school)...

You know you had this one penciled in on the schedule as THE GAME of the 2005 Season...the defining game of Season 1 of the Les Miles Era..admit it...come on..... NO?...

yes...no... ..okay.. not really.. yes this week we present Rent-A-Win #2... Last Night Game in Tiger Stadium for 2005...no..is it over already.... last tune up before the big SEC showdown with Alllabaaama....

Apple State:

Heach Coach - Jerry Moore, QB - Richie Williams - leading rusher in Div -1AA, Conference:Southern (no not the Jaguars), Stadium - Kidd Brewer (Welcome to Underage Drinker Stadium, chance of winning - Never!) - seating capacity 16,650... wow that's as big as Miss. States field...Rush Defense #93 in Div-1AA....

LSU TIGERS:

Head Coach - Les Miles - candidate for Div1 Coach of the year...no really I'm not kidding..., QB - In Jamarcus We Trust, #8 Rushing Defense in Div-1, Total D#17, Scoring D#8, Pass Defense..yikes#42...but hey it was #117 after the other ASU ..Arid Zone State..., Tiger Stadium..with ugly NFL green paint on the numbers... The GOLDEN BAND FROM TIGERLAND...go Frank Wycks!...

What's gonna happen al??

All Tigers.... Joe Addais get a few carries and quick score just like last week and rests for ..well the rest... Jamarcus fresh off of watching game film of Matt Flynn finds the open receivers "Early" and the laugh riot begins once again... well almost... this lower division opponent does look a tad better than the notsomean green..but the scare is over quick as Bo Pelini's dominant D takes command ...VICTORY FOR LSU... TD,TD,TD... Skyler GREEEN!!!!!! Justin Vincent 100+ yards... HE'S BACK!!!! ...and the goal posts reject a few footballs once again...must be some of that Nawlin's Saints mojo stinkin up the joint....

LSU 49

Moutainwoman 13

G-E-A-U-X T-I-G-E-R-S!!!!!!!

It's GAMEDAY by JILL.....(contributing TigerFan)

Spurrier still owns Fulmer
The Cocktail Party again seals Georgia's fate
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Isn't College Football great!?

4th and inches and goal to go
Don't you love a good defensive stand?
The Tigers stuck a fork in the the mean green drive
Jamarcus and Company took command

It's Homecoming time in Tiger Town
So sport your fancy mum corsage
Take a nostalgic drive down Sorority Row
And enjoy the tissue paper barrage

A perennial powerhouse is headed to town
A monster mountaineer showdown is at hand
They're a top 10 team with a 16,000 seat stadium
Which is just about big enough to fit our band

Let's see some more of that 2nd string
Our backups are better than their starters
A little more Justin, a little more Shyrone
Pitch and catch with Flynn, Brazell and X Carter

Let's focus and win and turn to what's next
There's an elephant waiting to the East
This weekend's game is just an appetizer
Next Saturday will be time for the Tigers to feast



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!


P.S.
Hey Benson, here's a newsflash - we don't want you either
You're nothing but trash talking slime
Get out of our stadium and for that matter, our state
You're wasting our money and time

Moutaineer Rant....coming soon...

Okay 'tis a bit difficult to get fired up for this weeks Div 1AA opponent from the
great state of Appalachia....huh???

I'm workin' on it...aaiight...