Tigers vs. War Chickens 2011

#1 LSU vs #20 Allbarn

REVENGE!!!

If you thought this bit of revenge would go up in smoke (pun intended)...Think Again!!

One mighty large blemish on last year's slate courtesy of the the $200,000 man Cam Newton is about to be avenged...seven fold!!

I'm sure you share my distaste for the Plainsman/Tiger/War Eagle/$$$$ from the plains of Bama.... Even though Tuberville, and Bowden, and Pat Dye are all gone the dislike remains at an all time high. This classy bunch just needs to be beaten...and beaten badly this saturday. Stew on this pregame ....Cigar Game, Dancing on the Eye, fighting with the Golden Band from Tigerland, Cheaters, Refgate 2004, Refgate 2006, Auburn 2010 National Champions.... Purple and Gold blood boiling yet???? Great...channel your inner Tiger and bring it Saturday!!!

All-barn

Auburn enters Tiger Stadium saturday with 3rd year coach Gene Chizick (the luckiest man alive)... I mean it's amazing how he has this losing record as a Coach and magically recruites sCam Newton to play for one year and win a National Championship... well the LUCK and the bank account have run out.... Auburn enters this game with two losses, a sophomore QB in Clint Mosely making his first start in like EVER ... in Tiger Stadium no less...and without last year's defense and without two of this year's starting wide receivers..... confused mascot, confused QB meet Tiger Stadium!

THE REAL TIGERS!!!

Synthetic what? Seriously what? Okay suspensions aside,... what this team lacks in common sense some times they make up with superior talent and depth. Defense shall not skip a beat!! Ford and Blue fill in fine and the running game continues to shine. The Hat means business!!! Chavis does a little rearranging of the toolbox and the results will be what you Tiger fans expect!!.... another Victory!! Early!! Do not adjust your eye those are Tigers in White Helmets....

What's gonna happen?

Mosely will not fare so well in Death Valley. Mo Claiborne and Mingo ("A Mingo Ate my Baby!") will make short order of Mosely and Dwyer. Odell will fill in quite well on the punt returns ...and he'll have plenty of opportunities since that is all Auburn will be doing. Lot of JJ...More TD passes by the General and beware of the Wing!!

TIGERS 49

War Chickens 3

GEAUX TIGERS!!!! AVENGE!!! REVENGE!!!! WIN!!!!

Quote of the day...

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“It couldn’t get any better. It’s the No. 1 team in the country. It’s Death Valley. Yeah, it’s a little nerve racking, but at the same time how could you draw it up better? That’s just the most dramatic situation you can think of. That’s just awesome.”

---Auburn sophomore quarterback Clint Moseley, who will start the first game of his college career Saturday at LSU. LSU will be facing its third new starter of a season in as many weeks. The previous two did not fare well.

It's Auburn Week!!

I would have included some Cam Newton Pics but Auburn didn't pay me enough to add them....

LSUal's 2011 LSU vs Florida Pics

I know it's Auburn week... pace yourselves..... GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

38 - 7 and #1 in the BCS

Ahhh...what a great time to be a Tiger!!

Tenn-uh-cee Rant...

You scared?... #7 Awaits.......

#1 Tigers vs. Unranked Volunteers

It’s 2:30 again… LSU vs. the intimidating Volunteer Mascot

(yes U of T has volunteered to get beat bad this week)

Les Miles vs. Derek “I can count to 13” Dooley

The Chief vs. his old employer

Tenn-uh-cee

Gone are the days of Phat Phil Fulmer and gone are the days of that little Kiffen kid as Head Coach. The latest edition is Derek Dooley son of the Georgia Coaching Legend Vince Dooley and if you recall Tiger fans - an LSU assistant on the 2003 NC LSU Squad.

Year two of his Tenn-uh-cee career and a few years into his Head Coaching career and all Derek has to show are two ‘moral’ victories over LSU as the La Tech Coach and UT. But Moral victories make not a long coaching career in the SEC as ESPN has already listed him on the Coaching hotseat….

You remember last year’s fiasco..LSU scores on the first play, had 4 turnovers in between and had the brilliant clock mismanagement/13 Tennessee player ending…with a Stevan Ridley TD to seal the thing….

Tenn is without their starting QB, RB and TE and have lost to Florida and Georgia….

Rocky Top …I HATE THAT SONG!!!

LSU

This is a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM…. Fresh off the best destruction of Florida since Richard Nixon walked the halls of the White House…this group of Tigers is all business.

Too many weapons to count on this team. And to quote the Tiger Stadium Jumbotron “Where will remarkable happen this game?” or as we like to say… “What is the Honey Badger’s Highlight going to be this week!!!”

What’s Gonna Happen?

Seriously.. Third and Chavis has been cured by Tyrann and the D-Line, J-Lee and even J-J continue to improve. Ford gets back on the field and out of the garage (uh doghouse)… and Tenn-uh-cee better beware of Crocadile Puntee… he can score from anywhere on the field!!!! And Tenn fans, there will be no Gary Crowton to save you this time… Tigers continue to roll….

LSU 44

Tenn 13 (they can’t even count to 14)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Highlights LSU vs. Florida

LSU's Golden Band from Tigerland Intro 2011

Running out of the Tunnel at Tiger Stadium (LSU Football)

LSU vs. KY Pics

#7 Awaits....

Where's the balll...

JJ Scores....

Lee.....

Pregame....

Death Valley Awaits...

Time for more flags...

TIGERS vs GATORS 2011 Choot-em!! Rant!

#1 LSU vs. #17 U of F 2011

Tigers vs. Gators….

It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..


2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge

Chance of Rain – NEVER!

Gators

No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!

Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …

So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……

Gators, gold chains, jorts,…

Tigers

It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.

Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.

Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….

What’s gonna happen…

Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….

LSU 28

UF 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….

Florida vs LSU 2010 Highlights

Last year. I can't take a game this close this year.

LSU needs to roll big in this year's game.

GEAUX TIGERS!!

Tiger Dogs

Dear LSU Athletic Department,

Please order extra Tiger Dogs for Tiger Stadium this weekend.

- Charlie Weiss.

Les Miles Hand Clap Song

No. 1 LSU Rolls Over Kentucky

FEAR TYRANNOSAURUS!!!!

LSU september - the 1st 4 Highlights..

Kentucky Rant

#1 LSU vs. A very Bad Football Team (KY)


Okay I'm not scared me. This game has been circled on the calendar since 2007.

This is a revenge game against a bad opponent.

The last time these two teams played it took KY 3 overtimes to defeat #1 LSU and make the 2007 Championship filled with trips to the drugstore for more Prilosec.

Kentucky was good and ranked that year. This is different. They are bad. This is revenge.

Nevermind that it's 11:21 AM kickoff.... Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Double shot of Coffee...whatever you need ..get it in you... This is WAR!!!

KY

Fresh off a slaying by the Gators this team is now 2-2 and not looking too good. Welcome to Tiger Stadium we owe you guys big time. (yeah I know it was karma for the Bluegrass Miracle last time...but we still owe you big time!!!)

LSU

Welcome back JJ. Lee is still the starter and I see that justice did it's thing. Now JJ sit back and if we need you... we need you... if not...welcome to a redshirt year. Lee is having a SOLID season. Les... work your magic with your DAMN strong football team. The chief should have last week's strange defensive issues worked out and the Aussie Wing will have some more great punts (If he sees the field)... we may score on every drive!!!!!

What's going to happen...

Home SEC opener. 4-0 LSU. #1 Ranked LSU. Home for the second time this season...and it is October? Time to shine tigers. Some great football weather... a crappy early time... but make the most of it... LSU gets a 150 yard rushing performance from not 1 but 2 tailbacks... guess who??
and Tryanosaurus continues to somehow end up the ball... kidding of course... he's a ninja with special powers to get the ball!!!

LSU 47

KY 7

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Great Moments in Kentucky Football History...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Bluegrass Miracle clip2

...the non-edited original Hawthorne "Jack Hunt" catch.

LSU TIGERS BLUEGRASS MIRACLE

AND THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!