Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The STATS LSU vs. Bama


Bama




hmmm.... #46 on total defense Nick...wow...


LSU




hmmm..... #2 on total defense... Great Job Bo!!

Bama press...

Okay... so you're here a little early to read the rant... don't worry that time will come soon...

in the meantime...read this article by the head Bama propagandist Sabanite Paul Finebaum... with junk like this, I don't need a rant just read it like five times and you'll be so angry you'll be ready.....

http://www.al.com/sports/press-register/pfinebaum.ssf?/base/sports/119373579046430.xml&coll=3#continue


part of it below....

Saban up on LSU already

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

What a miserable week to be an LSU fan. No upside at all. It will end badly, win or lose Saturday as dusk descends on Bryant-Denny Stadium.
LSU fans are still stuck with Les Miles. At least, for now.
And the worst part is that their school girl crush on Nick Saban will live on and flicker like an eternal flame.
After 34 games under Miles -- 29 of them victories -- the LSU Nation still doesn't know whether to be proud of their head football coach or completely embarrassed by him. One minute, he's a knight in shining armor. The next minute, he's the crazy uncle you keep hidden in the upstairs attic.
Meanwhile, the LSU Nation fixates on every breath Saban takes and every move he makes.
Saban gave the moribund LSU program rock star status. He put them in prime time again and brought the magic back after years in the wilderness. His recruiting was breath-taking. He gave LSU fans their manhood again, their swagger, a reason to believe. And he left behind a team stocked with NFL talent that even Crazy Les Miles would have to work hard to mess up (although he's come excruciatingly close).
And now, these two ships finally pass in the night Saturday at Bryant-Denny Stadium. LSU fans are thirsty for blood. They want revenge. They want to put a good old-fashioned Cajun beat-down on Saban to prove he made a mistake nearly three years ago. They want to prove a point with a thousand points of light. They want to mask their insecurities and feelings of helplessness with Miles by getting a pound of flesh from Saban. It makes no sense, but then again, we're talking LSU fans here.
As Saban reviews film this week and sees the All-Americans he recruited, the enormous talent on both sides of the ball, it would only be natural to feel pangs of regret. That's not Saban. He is not someone who looks back. Besides, pocketing $10 million for his two seasons in Miami and another $4 million per year in Tuscaloosa will likely help him get over any regret.
Saban is about the challenge, the process. He had already proven he can turn Louisiana on its head............................


Of course now that you've read this ... you'll want to email the yahoo... heck he's even got a yahoo address...

finebaumnet@yahoo.com

Monday, October 29, 2007

What has Les Miles done??


Okay it's Bama week... let's start this off not with the off the field stuff...but let's take a look at exactly what Les Miles has done since he's been in Baton Rouge.....
  1. 2-1 Against Florida. Undefeated at Home against UF. Winning percentage against Urban Meyer a National Championship Coach
  2. 2-1 Against Auburn. Undefeated at Home against Allbarn. Winning percentage against Tuberville (A National Championship Coach if you believe there People's Championship Trophy). Saban had a losing record against Tuberville.
  3. 1-0 Against Miami. Destroyed the career of Larry Coker (A National Championship winning coach).
  4. 1-0 Against Steve Spurrier ( A National Championship Coach)
  5. 1 loss at Tiger Stadium. The post Hurricane /Rita Debacle against Tennesse and their National Championship winning coach - Phat Phil Fulmer. Les' team defeated them the next year and the record is now 1-1. Perhaps they'll meet again in Atlanta to settle the score.
  6. 7 Wins at Tiger Stadium in 2006 - first undefeated season in Tiger stadium in 3 decades. Chance to do it again this year.
  7. 2 -11 win seasons.
  8. Back to Back Bowl Wins (may have destroyed the career of Charlie Weiss...looks like it to me)
  9. First LSU Coach to beat Bama, Florida and Auburn in the sames season (2005). Will make it happen again this season.... Florida - CHECK, Auburn - CHECK, Bama - NEXT!
  10. 2-0 Against Bama. ... soon to be 3-0. With the next win being against Nicky Saban (A National Championship Coach)

BRING ON THE CRIMSON TIDE!!!

The RP Situation...this time...

FIGHT:

DISPATCH/ CONTACT/ ASSIGNMENT INFORMATION:
On Friday, October 26, 2007, at approximately 0212 hrs., the Baton Rouge Police Department received several calls in reference to a large fight in the rear parking lot of the Varsity, which is located at 3353 Highland Rd. Several officers and I, Ofc. Jeremy Bourgeois, were dispatched to the complaint at 0214 hrs.

LEDE:

The incident is closed, no arrests made. There is a possibility charges may be pursued at a later date by some of the parties involved.

INVESTIGATION:

Upon arrival, at 0217 hrs., I made contact with the club owner, Brent McClellan, who stated his bouncers were attempting to clear the club when a few subjects refused to leave. The bouncers asked them several times to leave and they refused. The bouncers then tried to shove the subjects out of the bar. The subjects began to resist and a fight broke out between the bouncers and the subjects. The bouncers were able to force the subjects outside. Once outside, the bouncers continued to defend themselves and fight with the subjects. Mr. McClellan stated that several subjects made statements that they would leave, but come back with guns to shoot the staff and the club itself. The police arrived shortly after.

I then spoke to Grant McGurdy, the head bouncer/ security guard. Mr. McGurdy stated he was clearing the club at 0200 hrs., as required by city ordinance. Mr. McGurdy stated he came upon a small group of black males. Mr. McGurdy told them it was time for them to leave as the club was shutting down. One of the black males, later identified as Ryan Perrilloux, stated they weren't going anywhere and refused to leave. Mr. McGurdy told them to move on several times, with refusals each time. Finally, Mr. McGurdy, along with several other bouncers, began to shove the subjects out of the club's rear exit. The subjects became combative and a fight ensued between the black males and the bouncers. Once outside the bouncers began to get an advantage over the black males, at which point one of the males began making statements to the effect of getting a gun to shoot the bar and it's workers. The police showed up and began dispersing the crowd.

I then spoke to the subject who was the most confrontational inside the bar, Ryan Perrillouix, who stated he and his pregnant girlfriend were being harassed by the security staff inside the club at closing time. Mr. Perrilloux stated the bouncers walked up on he and his girlfriend and started shoving them for no reason. At one point, a bouncer grabbed his girlfriend and held in a bear hug, treating her like a man. This upset Mr. Perrilloux who began trying to fight off the bouncers to protect his girlfriend. Mr. Perrilloux's friends joined in and they also began fighting the bouncers. Mr. Perrilloux stated they were forced out of the club, where it seemed like he and his small group of friends were fighting off approximately 50 people. The police started arriving on scene and they were able to separate and go to their vehicles. Mr. Perrilloux stated no one in his group had any weapons and felt they were being mistreated because of their skin color.I then spoke to Derrick Odom who stated he was in the club when the bouncers approached Mr. Perrilloux and their group. Mr. Odom stated that the bouncers approached Mr. Perrilloux and their group. Mr. Odom stated that the bouncer also shoved him and his pregnant girlfriend. This upset Mr. Odom and he, like Mr. Perrilloux began fighting off the bouncers in an effort to protect themselves and their girlfriends.I spoke to Mr. McClellan again to see if he wished to pursue charges at this time. Mr. McClellan stated he just wanted the subjects off his property, and told they were no longer welcome at the Varsity.I advised Mr. Perrilloux he and his friends were no longer allowed back.


GOOD LORD!!... This is ridiculous... can't we find players who have some focus??

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Nick version 1995


Yes...it's little nicky...pre-contacts and hair dye....

LSU Bama 2007 - In the Air Tonight

8 days away.....

The Little Nicky Gallery...








































































































































































































































Little Nicky... looking confident eh?











Thanks to tiger dropping and all the Tiger Farkers with Photoshop Everywhere...Good Stuff!!
(for the uninformed Farking is the slang word for what was done to the pictures of little nicky)









LSU vs. Open

It's our favorite bait of the year....open date. Thank goodness... I couldn't take another close game this weekend.

Here's to LSU crushin Open Date and getting some much needed rest so we can face little Nicky.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

11/3/07


Auburn Cheap Shot on LSU's Glenn Dorsey

Allbarn.... nothin' but cheaters from the state of alabama.

WOW!!!! 30-24!!!!!

Flynn to Byrd with 1 second left.... nice clock management Miles...either he's a genious or a moron...either way... it worked!!!

Thanks goes out to Tuberville for his brilliant squib kick to give LSU a late chance at a drive to win it!!! Thanks Tubby!!!

Excellent recap article and video

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=272930099



I look forward to NO GAME next weekend...my internal organs all need a break.

-lsual

Friday, October 19, 2007

It's Gameday by Jill....

After
Before LSU Tailgating....






Beat Auburn

Get the kids throwing arms ready
Have Granny practice her best mooning skills
Grab the glass bottles from the recycle bin
It’s time for those auburn week thrills

If you’re in need of some reminders
To tap into that reservoir of disgust
Cigars on the field, stomping the eye
Bad calls, endlessly discussed

Have you heard the latest coaching rumors?
Tubby’s taking off to Texas A&M
So, College Station trumps anywhere in bama
Give Fran $1,200 and he’ll tell you the place is a real gem

Who has more interceptions than touchdown passes?
That’s right! It’s the fantastic Brandon Cox
We have some All Americans waiting to show him some hospitality
And ensure he also enjoys more sacks than blocks

It is worth saying again this week
Let’s see Early, it’s never too late
The aubies will look to stop our running game
We need him, there is no debate

So now let’s get down to Corndogs
Cause they say that’s what we’re all about
Karma’s a bitch for the visitors
And we don’t need the refs to help us out


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Joe Torre...

Shout out goes to Ashlyn and the gang for telling Joe Torre to grow some nads like Les Miles and tell Steinbrenner to stick it!!!

GEAUX RUTGERS!!!

The State University of New Jersey has just taken care of the BcS #2

USF Goes Down.

War Chicken Rant 2007








Yeah....you know the drill...Earthquakes, weird penalties, strange rules, fires, refs.....


It's time for some War Chicken.... no...it's time for some Revenge on the War Chicken...


Revenge is a dish best served cold Tuberville and it's rather frigid........


Tiger fans you know you waited for this game all season..... no ...you've waited for this game since Russell's pass was two yards short last time.... you've waited.....you've stewed....you've simmered..... you've thought about that game all week....you haven't even thought about the Kentucky debacle since Monday evening (sorry made you think about it)....but back to important things...you've waited..... since Sept 16th, 2006....




WELL IT'S HERE......



LSU vs. Auburn 2007


Miles vs. Tuberville

Pelini vs. Borges

Crowton vs. Muschamp

Mike vs. the War Chicken Eagle Hawk

Tiger Band vs. The Kicker

The Goal Post of Tiger Stadium vs. The kicker

Dorsey vs. Cox


The last 3 games decided by a total of 8 points and 5 refs!!!!!!!!



Allbarn



5-2...losers this season to South Florida and Mississippi State..first to knock Tebow off the pedastal....still led by the Evil Tommy Tuberville (a trailer park version of Steve Spurrier)...defense coached by Saban's apprentice Will Muschamp.....well...you know the rest.....we hate them.....alot...those chicken war eagle plainsmen tiger morons who steal emails from Oklahoma Fans...

..


LSU Tigers



21-19-1 Alltime vs. Allbarn Plainsmen



Okay get last week out of your mind.... trap game over... real season begins..one game at a time.... 8:00 in Tiger Stadium..... you know this team is capable of great things.... if it puts it's heart, mind and eye of the Tiger into it..... this will happen..... this is revenge...this is at home...this is DEATH VALLEY... where the real Tigers play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



PREDICTION





No score prediction this week....but......



TIGERS WIN!!!



THE REAL TIGERS THAT IS!!!!



VICTORY FOR LSU!!!!!!!!!



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!


don't forget to vote in the poll on the top right of the page. And don't forget to vote in the LA Elections before heading to the tailgate. - lsual

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

2007 LSU TIGERS

This should get your mind right and ready to get back on the winning track...

Pre-Rant...

As long as Lou Holtz doesn’t give the pep talk.....Leave that to me….

So Auburn beat Florida…cause Florida was looking ahead to playing us.

Auburn lost to Miss St. and South Florida

LSU lost to Kentucky because perhaps they were looking ahead to playing Auburn….

Auburn game is here….this is a revenge game…everyone understands that we could have played for the NC last year had we not had REFGATE at Auburn last year.

It’s Time to Drill Auburn…coached by Tuberville.

If you can’t get jacked for this game…turn in your uniform.

-al

The History...


Tuesday, October 16, 2007

VOTE SATURDAY!!!


Don't forget to vote Saturday before heading out to the game. Polls open at 6:00 AM.


Remember many gave the ultimate sacrifice so that we may enjoy these freedoms.


-lsual