Tulame...

Greenus Wavus...has canned Chris Cellphone... so here's the lsual list of replacements...


So who are the early candidates for Tulane?

John Bunting
Gerry Dinardo
Curley Hallman
Buddy Teavens
Watson Brown
Hal Mumme
Mike Shula
Chuck Amato
Larry Coker
Lou Tepper
Lou Holtz (Imagine him trying to pronounce Tchoupatoulus!)
Mike Dubose
Bobby Petrino (hey it’s a job opening…he has to interview)
Nick Saban (Bama said they’re willing to spend 2-3 million for him (he’s making 5 right now) )
Steve Spurrier (Told Bama no ..cause he’s going to Tulane)
John L. Smith
Coach O (He'd spend all his time in the quarter..and moonlight as a bouncer)
Sylvester Croom
Rick Niehesisisial

#8 is FAST...very Fast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TKV2Q7HySc

Trindon Holiday Highlight real courtesy of YouTube

enjoy

mmm... pork...

Tasty!!!!

Trindon Holliday you rock!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

The best team in the SEC will not be in Atlanta next weekend... oh well...

First time ever 10 wins seasons back to back!!!!

It's Gameday by Jill...

The pork jokes just never get old...

Here we are at Thanksgiving
And the season comes down to this
A possible shot at a BCS game
Or a fall into the bowl game abyss

It's time for the yearly pig roast
Might I suggest pepper jelly with your meat?
Spicy is always a nice touch
And this win will be particularly sweet

It sounds like stopping McFadden
Is all The Tigers will have to do
Do they have any other players?
Does this guy do some coaching too?

The Tigers pulled off a wild one
Coach O brought out all the trickery
But Jamarcus and Dwayne made the connection
And the rest, as they say, is history

Let us all be thankful
And count our many blessings
I'll close with one more cooking tip
Add a little sausage to your dressings

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

BEAT ARKY!!!

Beat Arky!!! Because the punter is so damned annoying....

So Arkansas is the SEC West rep to the Atlanta. Tigers still have a chance to get the Dinardo/Ole Miss Co-Champ thing going with a victory...

Big win by the Tigers may get them into a BCS game (Sugar, Orange or Rose)

A loss gets a date with the Cotton Bowl and a 10:00 AM kickoff on New Years day... that'll be fun...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Arkansas

Still led by Houston Nutt, the man Saban recommended for the LSU job.. but then of course we'd have a serious arrest record on the team and character issues..long standing traditions with a Houston Nutt club, QBs -Dick, Johnson and Mustaine. RB - McFadden, Punter - the Karate Kid. Winners of 10 straight... 1 loss ... 50 -14 to Southern Cal...gulp....

Tigers

Fresh off the stellar win over Ole Miss (hey at least it was exciting and the crowd stayed till the end of the game for once)....

Keys to victory:

On Defense - #1 Defense needs to Stop McFadden

On Offense - Throw the ball (i.e. - Jamarcus to Early and to Bowe... repeatedly), AND LES play the BEST PLAYERS....not the 'one's who've given their all for the program and are seniors...blah blah blah.' If the freshman is faster... PLAY HIM!!!

If the Sophomore can catch better ..PLAY HIM!!! Enough is enough. The player reward game plan from last weekend was absolutely pathetic. I'm all for giving #25 a chance... but that was my feeling 2 years ago... it almost cost us the game last week...against ole misery... GO TO HELL OLE MISS.. unless of course Arkansas has plastic grass... then he'll have a field (turf) day..... think about it ...Justin's biggest games are on that fake stuff and he's not very effective on the real stuff.....

PREDICTION:

More tums, rolaids, refs,etc........

LSU 24

Arkansuck 20

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Yaw...yaw.yaw.....

yaw...yaw...yaw..yaw..Tigers Win...FOOTBALL....

yaw...yaw...Fumble..Brent Schaeffer...Fumble.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfUIwqPusgk&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKJMtdncik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIoUxEI2ILY&mode=related&search=


23---20---- OT

Thank you Les and seniors...for the flippin' heart attack...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Bring on the Bacon...

It's Gameday by Jill....

Thanks Seniors!

Chris Jackson, Garett Wibel, Justin Vincent, Dwayne Bowe, Ryan Gaudet, Jessie Daniels, Daniel Francis, Keron Gordon, Ryan Willis, Sammy Joseph, LaRon Landry, Chase Pittman, Keith Zinger, Terrell Clayton, Jason Spadoni, Peter Dyakowski, Leo Desselle, Paris Hodges, Doug Planchard, Craig Davis, Michael Ricks, Brian Johnson


Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell!

The class that never lost to Bama
And claimed College Football's biggest prize
For this special group of Seniors
It's time to say their Tiger Stadium goodbyes

The leg and the leadership of Chris Jackson
The dynamic duo of Buster Davis and Dwayne Bowe
The power and speed of LaRon Landry
And the unforgettable Justin Vincent show

A tale of two different programs
And a big game in 2003
One team rose to the challenge
The others will always wonder what would be

On that defining November Saturday
The rebs wilted in the spotlight's glare
Eli hit the turf
And it's all been downhill from there

4 years later for these Tigers
We look back on an incredible ride
Through coaches, championships and Katrina
They've done it all with heart and with pride

In other stadiums on this defining Saturday
The national picture will fall into place
One last Death Valley Saturday Night victory for these Seniors
And the LSU Tigers will state their case


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

GO TO HELL OLE MISS!! GEAUX TO HELL!

Ah yes the annual grudge match... the game that means everything to Ole Misery and has become nothing more than a mosquito bite on LSU's schedule. It used to be cool when this game was around Halloween and we'd see the Billy Cannon run on the local sports shows all week... heck it was even remotely interesting when the youngest Manning tripped but alas... Ole Miss is 3-7 and has sealed it's 3rd straight losing season. Coach O ..wow that was a brilliant hire...

THE COACH O SONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63PnSDrGHRw&mode=related&search=

Let's look at some Stats....

Yards Per Game: MISS 284.5, LSU 429.5
Points Per Game: MISS 14.8, LSU 34.3
Yards Allowed: MISS 375.2, LSU 239.2
Points Allowed: MISS 23.5, LSU 10.4

Advantage: Tigers

for old times sake... watch this a few dozen times to get fired up for the game...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuCyk9hHGyI

and for 5 billionth time...

Billy Cannon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W00D0gee93E&mode=related&search=

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN....

Tigers will destroy ole miss.... arky gets upset by moo state and allbarn loses to Bama.....go for the trifecta right????

LSU 42
Ole Miss 0

Congrats to the Tiger Seniors...THANKS FOR KEEPING THE TIGER TRADITION ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!

Great Moments in Ole Miss History.....

Can't think of any...

Landry...

http://vidsearch.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1425906200

After LSU disposes of Ole Misery saturday....

I think we have a plan for McFadden at Arky on Friday....

Meet Mr. Landry... he's fast... he hits hard and he'll get some practice this week against Coach "O and a bunch"

Coach "O"

What was Ole Miss thinking???

Futility..

Ole Miss has not won the SEC since JFK was president....

Presidents since OLE MISS won the SEC...

Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Carter
Reagan
GHW Bush
Clinton
GW Bush

Ole Miss is the only SEC West Team not to make it to the SEC Championship Game.

Teams making it to the SEC Championship Game
LSU
Auburn
Arkansas
Alabama
Mississippi State

not Ole Miss ... Miss State... but not Ole Miss..

FUTILITY!!!

and Bad Tailgating at the over hyped Grove

Ole Miss.
Pathetic.

Bama....Bama...Bama won't you bite my...

After the first 30 or so years of life watching Bama win every flippin' game in Tiger Stadium... Saturday was extra special.

A win is a win.

and 28-14 ... was not too bad.

And as an added bonus I've never seen so few Bama fans at the LSU/Bama game in Tiger Stadium. Guess they sold half their allotment to Tiger Fans this year.

Giving up on ole Shula aren't you Bama fans??? Please keep him. Please.

-lsual

It's Gameday by Jill.....

Beat Bama!

Who's that cocky bunch
You most love to hate?
The ones you want to kick while they're down
And drown with taunts of "Tiger Bait!"

Well guess what, Tiger fans
'tis that time of year
When the autumn air turns crisp and cool
And the checkered hats appear

Over there at the capstone
Things aren't going so great
While we were silencing the orangebillies
Shula's boys were losing to State

In that crazy, hard-fought road win
These Tigers showed they know how to finish
Sometimes it wasn't pretty
But it's a top 10 win you can't diminish

Now let's not underestimate
The power of an SEC tradition
These bammers will bring their A game
And we'll still beat them into submission

It's a great time to be a Tiger Fan
The home game curse is dead
And once again this Saturday night
We'll put that baby to bed

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

added bonus...

<< Bowe TD against Bama 2005

















Early >>>>>
TD Against Tenn
2006 (intercepted?? in front of Bowe)

Bama won't you ....

Oh my ...Alabama just lost to Mississippi State... oh my..I don't know what to say... I mean... they lost to Mississippi State... they lost in Tuscaloosa...to Mississippi State...Mike Shula lost to Sylvester Croom... It'll take Sylvester Croom until 2038 to reach Les Miles win total..Bama...you lost to Mississippi State...

This week... it's gonna be really difficult .... hint. .. Shula...LSU's a little bit better than Mississippi State... WOW... BAMA LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE...

Shula looked like he needed his daddy on the sideline last week to offer some advice.....

Bama fans were on the internet about a minute after the loss dreaming of a contract buyout and weird thinking like hiring Nick Saban away from the Dolphins or getting Butch Davis to climb out of seclusion to become the next annointed "Heir to the Bear" ..Shula..dead man walking???

Here's some advice Bama... play the third string.. rest up ...take the weak off ...we don't want you to get anyone hurt... we just need you to pull it all together on the 18th of November in the Iron Bowl against Tubby and the boys... so just take this week off... YOU LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE..... RELAX Enjoy a night in Death Valley...soak it all in.... the atmosphere...the Tiger Band, The Golden Girls, The smell of non-dry county in the air, the smell of tiger dogs, nachos, and nope we don't sell corndogs...just war-chicken on a stick....

Okay...Tigers are back from yet another gut wrenching road game... this one had a similar ending to LSU's victory Over Bama last year. Remember that one... Jamarcus to Bowe in OT for the 16-13 victory... that was a classic. So Miles now has two signature road wins (3 if you count Miami) in his career to go with his clunkers this season. Things are looking up!!! Beating Tennuhcee...HUGE!!!

Tigers turn it up again this weekend...it's November.. LSU has only lost two games in November this decade... and that was in the 2002 Season.

Jamarcus is the man, Bowe is the LSU record holder, running game is by committee, the Defense had it's bad game last week, yet still stopped the Volunteers.

THE BEAR IS LONG GONE... HE AIN'T COMING BACK. Bama no longer owns some property in Baton Rouge.

PREDICTION

Lots of Early, Lots of Bowe, A little Holiday, Alot of Keiland Williams, Alot of Panic on the Bama sidelines...

ALL TIGERS...ALL NIGHT.. On ESPN

LSU Fighting Tigers 31
Bama Not-So Mighty Elephants,shula,MikeDubose,Logan Young, Original Cheaters, crummy band from BamaLand, awful dreamland ribs, Seaweed for mascot, dumb roll tide roll cheer, ripoff bear bryant museum, probation dwelling, losing to missippi state, shula buyout, please beat tubby - 10 (did you know they lost to Mississippi State last week?)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!

LSU 28 Vols 24 - VICTORY!!!!!

well that one will shorten ye ole life span by a few years... but well worth it!!!

What did it??

Mr. Emotion - LES MILES

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-667558600481396759


(iam4lsu - thanks for the picture)

THE BIG QUESTION???
HOW MANY DONUTS DID FULMER EAT SUNDAY MORNING???

DESTROY TENNESSEE

You wanted a RANT!?!?! Well you're gonna get one. CAN YOU HANDLE IT??

This one is going to be short. WE owe Tenn-uh-cee...and we owe them BIG TIME....I've waited for this one for a year...after the 30-27 Monday night debacle,post Katrina-Rita nightmare and stepping in one large mound of red-ants post game and not realizing it until 2 miles down Highland road... I've waited. PhatPhil and the convicts planted their puke orange letter T'd flag in the Holy ground of Death Valley. I've waited. The Tailgating Tigers have waited. The Football Tigers have waited too... Vengeance is a dish best served cold... 14 months is long time to cool off...I'm dang near frigid right now. HEY BUBBA and LouLou!!!... you and Phil can sit down for a couple, three, four, eight dozen donuts on Sunday Morning and try to figure out what the hell happened....

Let me clue you in on what's about to happen....

Ainge and his bum ankle aren't going to last long. Mr. Dorsey, Beckwith and Highsmith will see to that...and once Eric's out....there be no Clausen to save the Volunteers this time. Tennuhsee playing a true Freshman will be nothing like LSU playing a 'freshman' such as Matt Mauck 5 short years ago...

Super Smurf Trindon Holliday will come from nowhere and get a couple of TDs and lots of rushing yards along with Charles Scott...who'll both take pressure off of JR who finally shines for you doubters out there on the road. Craig buster Davis will look like Dominic Davis on punt returns.....Bowe grabs a few LSU records in the process...and

The #1 Defense in the land is hungry....

The Tigers are hydrated and ready to play...

VENGEANCE BABY!!!

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

42-14

and back in the hunt for the WEST...

UT CHALK TALK....

It's Gameday by Jill......

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield

When the press asked Nick Saban
About the biggest game of the year
He'd always tell them it's the next one
For Les Miles, this can't be more clear

The storm clouds brew over Knoxville
This coach's reputation will soon be sealed
Can he restore the naysayers confidence?
Will he move from behind his conservative shield?

It's been a season of contrasts,
High scoring wins and opportunities lost
The key has consistently been the offense
Why run the ball at any cost?

Is LSU the best team in the SEC?
Sure, if you like lies, damn lies and statistics
Don't they know stats are for losers?
Winners have winning characteristics

The vols have a hobbled quarterback
And a miserable red-zone defense
So let's pressure him, run him and hobble him again
Then, Jimbo, do something. anything. Just get off the fence

The Tigers must broaden their horizons
And find the glory in Victory on the road
Savor the experience, then focus on the next big one
We're hosting some old friends in our humble abode

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

RANT DELAYED....

Delayed..why??

Because I'm traumatized.

I tried watching Boise State and Fresno State on ESPN and that damn blue field freaked me out!!!

BAN THE BLUE FIELD!!!