Here we go again..... UGA...TIGAHS... Grudgematch...

http://media.putfile.com/2003-SECCG-Video

2003 TIGER VIDEO PRE-Butt Kicking...crank it up and enjoy...

History...

1998 #6 LSU vs. #12 Georgia

...Tigers get Lou Teppered.... UGA Wins 28-27

1999 LSU vs #10 Georgia

...Josh Booty misses a wide open receiver in the end zone... UGA Wins 23-22

2003 #11 LSU vs #7 Georgia

....Trev Alberts see UGA Win.... Skyler Green catches in the cluth... LSU WINS 17-10

2003 SEC Championship Game

#3 LSU vs. #6 UGA

...Justin Vincent dominates on the plastic grass... LSU WINS 34-13

2004 #13 LSU vs. #3 UGA

....The Great Saban Defense fails to show.... UGA Wins 45-16 ... UGA forgets that there are games left to the season and fails to reach the SEC Championship....

2005 #3 LSU vs. #13 UGA

...Can we reverse last year's score??????

GEAUX TIGERS... RANT COMING SOON....

W ..it's a W .. W stands for Win ..and WEST CHAMPS!!

A win is a win is a win... 19-17. SEC WEST CHAMPS!!

Closer than imaginable yes. If D. Bowe could catch..would not have been. Dwayne... buy some new gloves...we need you next week..... ....

ONWARD TIGERS!!! TO ATLANTA!!! for the SEC Championship game...

If you want to complain about the Arky game... put yourself in the shoes of an Auburn Fan..... sucks to be them..... they get to wear those Pathetic SEC West Co-Champs rings that everyone laughs at....

It's great to BE AN LSU TIGER!!! 10-1 ...

10 wins in the regular season has only happened three times in LSU history... 1958, 2003 and this year... thanks LES!!!

-lsual

Battle for da Boot (a trip to Atlanta,marbles.BcS, etc)

Yup that time of year .. the BATTLE OF THE BOOT... the contrived ugly trophy for the victor of the contrived rivalry game forced to be played on a friday .....thanks c.B.S.!!

LSU will try to win an unprecidented 3rd SEC Title in a five year span!!

This week's Bait ... the arkansuck razor piggies... wooo pig sooiee.....

Arkansas

Currently 4-6 and losers to Southern Cal 77-7 ... led by Coach Houston Nutt in some say his possible last game as their Coach. Nick wanted Nutt to replace him... why?? To make Nick look even better...remember when Nick left Mich St... he recommended a replacement..Bobby Williams... well he tanked them quickly... thanks Nick.... well back to Nutt... We do have to thanks Nutt and CNNSI for the best Headline of the year....

"Nutt Replaces Johnson with Dick for date with Cocks" .. I kid you not...I couldn't write humor this good. ... Well Dick is now the starting QB and since he was inserted in the lineup...he's much more productive than Johnson ever was... heck the Hogs have now won two in a row...and it's only one Dick that stand's in LSU's way for a return trip to Atlanta...

LSU

This team will not be denied. Forgot about your horrible memories of 2002 when a decent Razor back team roared back and drove 88 yards in a milisecond to end LSU's chance for an SEC championship in 2002...this years Razorback aren't that good. ... TIGERS ARE #4 in the BCS and know that an impressive win plus some flukey stuff with computers, USC,UCLA, and the annual Mack Brown Choke could let the Tigers slip on into a date with the Champions of Roses..... Led by the suprising Les Miles, the incredible Bo Pelini, and the predictable and sometimes frustrating Jimbo Fisher...the Tigers will DOMINATE.. Let's bid a fond farewell to the Tigers Seniors and Make LOT's OF FLIPPING NOISE..as we enjoy a tastey treat of the other white meat... Hogs,Pork,Bacon, Couchon,Piggies.. yum!!!

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN

Dick gets hurt, Johnson fails to perform, and Nutt gets canned. Jamarcus throw alot, Skyler Runs circle around the pigglets, JV and Addai continue what they started last week, and KyleWilliams,Claude Wroten and the rest of the D have a field day on senior day.... TIGERS WIN TIGERS WIN ..BIG!!!

LSU 47

Arky 13

It's Gameday by Jill......

Houston, you have a problem...

A Salute to the Seniors: Joseph Addai, Bennie Brazell, Shyrone Carey, Schirra Fields, Skyler Green, Kenny Hollis, David Jones, E.J. Kuale, Nate Livings, Terrell McGill, Rudy Niswanger, Melvin Oliver, Gant Petty, Ronnie Prude, Kevin Steltz, Mario Stevenson, Cameron Vaughn, Brandon Washington, Andrew Whitworth, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten

Thanksgiving on the Bayou
Is an exceptional time to dine
Fried Turkeys, Seafood Gumbo
And the traditional roast swine

The sooooooies come a callin
With their 2 game winning streak
They're no longer in the cellar
They've sadly reached their peak

Will it be Nutt's last game?
Things in hogland are mighty unstable
Somebody call Nebraska
Is that 2 mil still on the table?

A special thanks to the Seniors
It's their last game at home
They'll enjoy one last, sweet win in Tiger Stadium
And two even sweeter in The Georgia Dome

With one magnificent Crystal Football
And now our 3rd SEC Crown
It's a great time to be a Tiger Fan
Atlanta, again, is our town

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Marble Game 2?

Okay...maybe this one's for all the marbles...

PORK it's WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!

Razorbacks vs. Tigers 1:30 %*^%*$%**!!!! Friday....

It's simple... beat Arky and the Tigers are 2005 SEC WEST CHAMPS!!

Lose ...and Auburn gets the crown two years in a row....

40 - 7 - Ouch!

Coach "O" .. maybe next year he can be coach O and 11 ...

Biggest defeat of Ole Miss in my lifetime....nice!!!

Les Miles ..other than some odd hurricane happenings you are making a believer out of me...

Now...win one more and it's a trip to Hotlanta!!!

Bring on the Pigs....

(p.s. if we were 10-0 and not 9-1 we'd still be ranked #3 ..so get over it... )

Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell RANT

It's that time of year again ..the annual grudge match with the RUNTS!!!

(Calvin Brotus Unofficial Mascot ..Replacing Col. Reb)

Is there any less love between two teams? I think not. Our inferior SEC West Brethren from the north have one chance to save their miserable season for their first year miserable coach and that's not til next week when they play Mississippi State for braggin' rights for last place......

Speakin of the miserable first year head coach.... I present to you the Be'Be' Orgeron Story

Orgeron a History:

So why did they hire this guy... cause he was the defensive line coach for the 'co-champs' USC in 2003...seems a logical choice for the 'co-champs of the SEC West in 2003....

First name: Ed
Nickname:Bebe (bay-bay)
Birthplace: LaRose, LA
College: Well that's a toughie... started off at LSU .. Coach Cholly Mac moved him from Defense to Offense...so he quit after two weeks in Baton Rouge.... he then became a Northwestern Demon...
Resume: Spent some time at Miami before doing some time for punching a female while drunk, ended up at USC and was the fifth choice to come in and turn around the runts.
Motivational Speach: Something about the "Wildboys"
Most Embarrassing Moment: Ripped his shirt off before practice to encourage the play of his Ole Miss "Wildboys" ...he beebee keep your greco roman body oil thing to yourself ...mississippi can be a dangerous place...
Coaching Record: 3-6

Ole Misery

Led by QB Ethan Flatt and WR Mike Espy (in his 18th season) and QB/RB/FB "losercan'thandlehavingtobeatout JamarcusfortheLSU job" Robert Lane... Last place in the SEC West..... 2 years since a winning record...and at least 18 years before another Manning 'championship' performance..... there defense ain't too shabby but their offense is rather sh_t_t_ey, The Grove - you call that tailgatin' ... picture Popeye's 30 piece bucket with fine china and a candellabra.... do they have a band? ...their mascot and symbol are banned!

LSU

Destroyers of the Bama dream season, winners of the last 7 games, #4 in the NATION, 2 wins away from Atlanta (Ole Miss the only SEC West Team never to go to Atlanta), First year head Coach Les Miles (8-1 and first LSU coach to beat BAMA,AUBURN AND FLORIDA in the same year), QB Jamarcus "SEC PLAYER of the YEAR???" Russell, Joe Addais and his ankle, Justin Time Vincent, Chris "well at least I can punt" Jackson, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten, LaRon "How ya doin' Brodie?" Landry and the rest..... Golden Girls, The Golden Band from Tigerland...

WHAT's GONNA TAKE PLACE...

DOMINATION! The letdown is not even a possiblity. LSU is favored by 16.5. Tigers double that. Ole Miss is down and less gas in the tank than a turbocharge Hummer H1. Bebe's Kids phone it in...much to the shock of their well dressed, liquored up fans in their erector set Vaught-Amway Stadium.

Skyler GREEN SCORES!!! Justin Vincent has a field day...why... the field is PLASTIC GRASS..Justin's best games have been on the stuff...

VICTORY FOR LSU.. The School that Sherman built..marches onward towards Atlanta for a date with then GAWJA bulldogs.....

LSU 41

Outofthier Misery 3



It's GAMEDAY by Jill......

Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell

What's that sound you hear?
Drifting on the cool Alabama night...
It's origins are in a stadium in Tuscaloosa
It's silence. That's right.

The Tigers are in control now
We left the bammers dreams in the dust
The defense was for real, but let's be honest, folks Brodie "3rd and incomplete" Croyle was a bust

Is it time to break out your purple velvet finest?
Should you dazzle 'em with your regal golden gown?
The rebs think it's fun to get fancy for a football game
What else to do in a dumpy little Mississippi town?

With a 3rd string quarterback, and 3 outstanding wins,
The rebs are ridin' high and livin' large
They've got a nutbag coach, a certified losing record
And no Mannings left to lead the long, sad charge

Let's not take this lightly, Tigers
It's going to be a tough one, you can tell
Those rowdy rebs are a mouthy bunch
Hey, can't you brag when you beat The Citadel?

A final note to the fancy pants
We're glad you're impressed with your tailgating sass
But we didn't come to sip and socialize
We came to kick your rebel ass


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!

old misery...

oh so short 2 years ago...and the ole miss football program hit it's peak.... then something happened.........

................................................................................................................. HE TRIPPED... the great spawn of the Ole Miss legend... tripped...

Been downhill ever since.....

What?? Ole Miss Won the SEC West in 2003??? what?? click on the ebay link below.. funny stuff...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Ole-Miss-2003-SEC-Western-Division-Championship-Ring_W0QQitemZ8724329777QQcategoryZ24589QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

16-13

16-13,

3 in a row over Alabama!

bwahahahaaa!!!!!

Plays of the game

1. JV on 4th and 1
2. Laron’s introduction of himself to Brodie Croyle
3. Jamarcus to Bowe ..of course
   
   The refs tried hard but still couldn’t cook it for the home team......

the Marble Game!!! Rant...

Yup...why Marble Game?? Cause this one is for all the MARBLES!

Your #5 Fightin' Tigers from LSU vs #4 Alabama Cheaters, red seaweed, mighty elephants, payrooollll tide etc.

2:30 Saturday in Bear Bryant-Denny's (good eatin') Stadium!!!!

This is the first time this game has SEC West Lead implications in forever... the highest pairing of LSU vs opponent in November since the Eisenhower Administration.....

History: the Bear is long gone...Dreamland Ribs still suck..Rohan To Reed seems oh so long ago...

This season: Da bama record.

Middle Tennessee W 26-7
Southern Miss W 30-21
South Carolina W 37-14
Arkansas W 24-13
Florida W 31-3
Mississippi W 13-10
Tennessee W 6-3
Utah State W 35-3
Mississippi State W 17-0

Other than the Floriduh win...nothing spectacular....but Al what about Tennuhcee???

..okay so they beat a faltering Tennuhcee 6-3..then UT gives up 41 points to Notre Dame two weeks later.

..I'm throwin' our Tenn game out of this discussion completely...face it.... after Katrina and the Waves played New Orleans and the Rita fiasco there wasnt' enough energy in Tiger Stadium on that Monday night to push a Yugo downhill with a Category 5 Tailwind...END of DISCUSSION.

What's to be noticed 'bout Bama's record is that they only scored 17 points against pathetic Mississippi Mistake!!!! One score was on special teams and one by defense.

BAMA HAS NOT SCORED AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN IN THE LAST 12 QUARTERS OF SEC PLAY!!

Defense Wins Championships...but you gotta have somekind of offense!!! And since Prothro cracked his leg in half against Suburban Minor's UF team....they've had about as much offense as Aaron Brooks.....

BAMA:

The Cheaters are led by Mike Shula...hmmmm how'd he get that job???, Brodie Croyle returns as the BAMA QB for his 16th SEASON!!!, ...REALLY GOOD DEFENSE... NO GOOD OFFENSE...The Million Dollar Band from Bama Land (godawful) ...seaweed elephant confused mascot combo! Makeshift Offensive line....

whatcha gotta know:

1. Leading Receiver - Prothro ..done for the year with a Joe Theisman Leg Break
2. Starting Center - DONE .... ditto....replaced by a walkon
3. Croyle only threw 116 yards against Miss. St.

LSU

Jamarcus IS THE MAN!! He's from the state of Alabama...he is the KEY!!! Addais is healthy! Our D is as good as theirs. Claude Wroten and Kyle Williams will have a field day with their walkon offensive line. Les Miles....celebrating B-day number 52, ... hey ..SKYLER GREEN, Dwayne BOWE, "Drop's Em Early but Catch's Em Late" Doucet,, Buster Davis... these four will have a field day. ..Tiger Band will blow away da Bama Band... 10,000 Tiger Fans are much louder than 70,000 Bear Bryant worshippers... Field position will be huge.. and we've got Chris Jackson and Skyler... I like our chances.....

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN:

BAMA GET'S EXPOSED!! Bama d-stacks the line.. and Jamarcus puts it together for 60 minutes. Tigers come together....and meet Brodie in the middle... not pretty..... Skyler returns to his spectacular ways... I BELIEVE!! DO YOU BELIEVE!!! ..and a surprise re-appearance of Justin Vincent...

TIGERS WIN!!!

LSU - 27

(Payroll Tide!) Bama - 10

BAMA, BAMA, BAMA WON'T YOU BITE MY AS@!!!!!

DOMINATE!!!

...it's GAMEDAY By Jill....

BEAT BAMA


When November comes to Tiger Town
There's an anticipation that can't be denied
It's that cheating bunch we love to hate
Coach Shula's boy, and his crimson tide

Believe the hype, embrace the excitement
It's the biggest game of the year
Win this one Tigers, control your fate
Your Statement Game is here

Plagued with injuries and shaky at best
Their offense can't move the ball
Chris Jackson will kill 'em all day long
Downed on the 1, their backs against the wall

Oliver and Pittman are coming fast
For Croyle, there's nowhere to go but down
Look up at the sky, Brodie, and hear the Tiger Band play
There goes that SEC crown

Jamarcus and Co can make the difference
Hand that ball to Joe Addai
Mix it up with some nice yardage from Zinger
Pass it to Bowe, light up the sky

Are you ready for the big game Tigers?
This is smashmouth SEC football at its best
You can tough it and stuff it and run it up their gut
Take what's yours, leave them the rest


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bama fans...

ughhh... helllooo.....
Nice hat....

I guess it's that time again....time to post the annual news flash to the bama faithful....
uh.. stop wearing that hat... it's outta style or something....

I'm going to say this so you can understand...

BEAR BRYANT IS NO LONGER THE COACH OF ALABAMA!!

Now this may shock some of you and it may crush your world but the last time Bear Bryant coached a game in Tuscaloosa not a single person on your football team was alive!!!!!!!

GET OVER IT!!!

Bama Week...

(gotta love the internet...)

Looks like Gump partied a little too hard after the impressive 17-0 thrashing of Mississippi State... pace yourself Bubba..it's gonna be a long week....

T-I-G-E-R-S!!!!

Appalachia State Postgame...

Well....a win is a win ... no Tiger Injuries, 2 Penalties and another W ...

Next up... BAMA!! the MARBLE GAME!! #5 vs #4 ... ARE YOU READY!!?!?!?!?

ASU tailgate pics courtesy of JammasterPhotography....

http://members.cox.net/tailgate/2005_App_State_Tailgate.htm

Mountaineeer Rant...

No she ain't suitin' up... but I'm scared if she does...

(picture 'courtesy' of www.goasu.com)

okay..the Mountaineer's got something odd 'bout him...why do I hear that "deliverance" dualing banjo thing everytime I look at that picture????

This Week's Tiger Bait... Them Mountaineers of Appalachian St....

Here come them mountain men of the great state of Appalachia (where is that state... Hint: they are in Boone North Carolina) ..

#6 LSU (big school)vs. #7 Appalachian St. (division 1-AA..not so big school)...

You know you had this one penciled in on the schedule as THE GAME of the 2005 Season...the defining game of Season 1 of the Les Miles Era..admit it...come on..... NO?...

yes...no... ..okay.. not really.. yes this week we present Rent-A-Win #2... Last Night Game in Tiger Stadium for 2005...no..is it over already.... last tune up before the big SEC showdown with Alllabaaama....

Apple State:

Heach Coach - Jerry Moore, QB - Richie Williams - leading rusher in Div -1AA, Conference:Southern (no not the Jaguars), Stadium - Kidd Brewer (Welcome to Underage Drinker Stadium, chance of winning - Never!) - seating capacity 16,650... wow that's as big as Miss. States field...Rush Defense #93 in Div-1AA....

LSU TIGERS:

Head Coach - Les Miles - candidate for Div1 Coach of the year...no really I'm not kidding..., QB - In Jamarcus We Trust, #8 Rushing Defense in Div-1, Total D#17, Scoring D#8, Pass Defense..yikes#42...but hey it was #117 after the other ASU ..Arid Zone State..., Tiger Stadium..with ugly NFL green paint on the numbers... The GOLDEN BAND FROM TIGERLAND...go Frank Wycks!...

What's gonna happen al??

All Tigers.... Joe Addais get a few carries and quick score just like last week and rests for ..well the rest... Jamarcus fresh off of watching game film of Matt Flynn finds the open receivers "Early" and the laugh riot begins once again... well almost... this lower division opponent does look a tad better than the notsomean green..but the scare is over quick as Bo Pelini's dominant D takes command ...VICTORY FOR LSU... TD,TD,TD... Skyler GREEEN!!!!!! Justin Vincent 100+ yards... HE'S BACK!!!! ...and the goal posts reject a few footballs once again...must be some of that Nawlin's Saints mojo stinkin up the joint....

LSU 49

Moutainwoman 13

G-E-A-U-X T-I-G-E-R-S!!!!!!!

It's GAMEDAY by JILL.....(contributing TigerFan)

Spurrier still owns Fulmer
The Cocktail Party again seals Georgia's fate
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Isn't College Football great!?

4th and inches and goal to go
Don't you love a good defensive stand?
The Tigers stuck a fork in the the mean green drive
Jamarcus and Company took command

It's Homecoming time in Tiger Town
So sport your fancy mum corsage
Take a nostalgic drive down Sorority Row
And enjoy the tissue paper barrage

A perennial powerhouse is headed to town
A monster mountaineer showdown is at hand
They're a top 10 team with a 16,000 seat stadium
Which is just about big enough to fit our band

Let's see some more of that 2nd string
Our backups are better than their starters
A little more Justin, a little more Shyrone
Pitch and catch with Flynn, Brazell and X Carter

Let's focus and win and turn to what's next
There's an elephant waiting to the East
This weekend's game is just an appetizer
Next Saturday will be time for the Tigers to feast



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!


P.S.
Hey Benson, here's a newsflash - we don't want you either
You're nothing but trash talking slime
Get out of our stadium and for that matter, our state
You're wasting our money and time

Moutaineer Rant....coming soon...

Okay 'tis a bit difficult to get fired up for this weeks Div 1AA opponent from the
great state of Appalachia....huh???

I'm workin' on it...aaiight...