Yup that time of year .. the BATTLE OF THE BOOT... the contrived ugly trophy for the victor of the contrived rivalry game forced to be played on a friday .....thanks c.B.S.!!
LSU will try to win an unprecidented 3rd SEC Title in a five year span!!
This week's Bait ... the arkansuck razor piggies... wooo pig sooiee.....
Arkansas
Currently 4-6 and losers to Southern Cal 77-7 ... led by Coach Houston Nutt in some say his possible last game as their Coach. Nick wanted Nutt to replace him... why?? To make Nick look even better...remember when Nick left Mich St... he recommended a replacement..Bobby Williams... well he tanked them quickly... thanks Nick.... well back to Nutt... We do have to thanks Nutt and CNNSI for the best Headline of the year....
"Nutt Replaces Johnson with Dick for date with Cocks" .. I kid you not...I couldn't write humor this good. ... Well Dick is now the starting QB and since he was inserted in the lineup...he's much more productive than Johnson ever was... heck the Hogs have now won two in a row...and it's only one Dick that stand's in LSU's way for a return trip to Atlanta...
LSU
This team will not be denied. Forgot about your horrible memories of 2002 when a decent Razor back team roared back and drove 88 yards in a milisecond to end LSU's chance for an SEC championship in 2002...this years Razorback aren't that good. ... TIGERS ARE #4 in the BCS and know that an impressive win plus some flukey stuff with computers, USC,UCLA, and the annual Mack Brown Choke could let the Tigers slip on into a date with the Champions of Roses..... Led by the suprising Les Miles, the incredible Bo Pelini, and the predictable and sometimes frustrating Jimbo Fisher...the Tigers will DOMINATE.. Let's bid a fond farewell to the Tigers Seniors and Make LOT's OF FLIPPING NOISE..as we enjoy a tastey treat of the other white meat... Hogs,Pork,Bacon, Couchon,Piggies.. yum!!!
WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN
Dick gets hurt, Johnson fails to perform, and Nutt gets canned. Jamarcus throw alot, Skyler Runs circle around the pigglets, JV and Addai continue what they started last week, and KyleWilliams,Claude Wroten and the rest of the D have a field day on senior day.... TIGERS WIN TIGERS WIN ..BIG!!!
LSU 47
Arky 13
It's Gameday by Jill......
Houston, you have a problem...
A Salute to the Seniors: Joseph Addai, Bennie Brazell, Shyrone Carey, Schirra Fields, Skyler Green, Kenny Hollis, David Jones, E.J. Kuale, Nate Livings, Terrell McGill, Rudy Niswanger, Melvin Oliver, Gant Petty, Ronnie Prude, Kevin Steltz, Mario Stevenson, Cameron Vaughn, Brandon Washington, Andrew Whitworth, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten
Thanksgiving on the Bayou
Is an exceptional time to dine
Fried Turkeys, Seafood Gumbo
And the traditional roast swine
The sooooooies come a callin
With their 2 game winning streak
They're no longer in the cellar
They've sadly reached their peak
Will it be Nutt's last game?
Things in hogland are mighty unstable
Somebody call Nebraska
Is that 2 mil still on the table?
A special thanks to the Seniors
It's their last game at home
They'll enjoy one last, sweet win in Tiger Stadium
And two even sweeter in The Georgia Dome
With one magnificent Crystal Football
And now our 3rd SEC Crown
It's a great time to be a Tiger Fan
Atlanta, again, is our town
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
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