Mountaineeer Rant...

No she ain't suitin' up... but I'm scared if she does...

(picture 'courtesy' of www.goasu.com)

okay..the Mountaineer's got something odd 'bout him...why do I hear that "deliverance" dualing banjo thing everytime I look at that picture????

This Week's Tiger Bait... Them Mountaineers of Appalachian St....

Here come them mountain men of the great state of Appalachia (where is that state... Hint: they are in Boone North Carolina) ..

#6 LSU (big school)vs. #7 Appalachian St. (division 1-AA..not so big school)...

You know you had this one penciled in on the schedule as THE GAME of the 2005 Season...the defining game of Season 1 of the Les Miles Era..admit it...come on..... NO?...

yes...no... ..okay.. not really.. yes this week we present Rent-A-Win #2... Last Night Game in Tiger Stadium for 2005...no..is it over already.... last tune up before the big SEC showdown with Alllabaaama....

Apple State:

Heach Coach - Jerry Moore, QB - Richie Williams - leading rusher in Div -1AA, Conference:Southern (no not the Jaguars), Stadium - Kidd Brewer (Welcome to Underage Drinker Stadium, chance of winning - Never!) - seating capacity 16,650... wow that's as big as Miss. States field...Rush Defense #93 in Div-1AA....

LSU TIGERS:

Head Coach - Les Miles - candidate for Div1 Coach of the year...no really I'm not kidding..., QB - In Jamarcus We Trust, #8 Rushing Defense in Div-1, Total D#17, Scoring D#8, Pass Defense..yikes#42...but hey it was #117 after the other ASU ..Arid Zone State..., Tiger Stadium..with ugly NFL green paint on the numbers... The GOLDEN BAND FROM TIGERLAND...go Frank Wycks!...

What's gonna happen al??

All Tigers.... Joe Addais get a few carries and quick score just like last week and rests for ..well the rest... Jamarcus fresh off of watching game film of Matt Flynn finds the open receivers "Early" and the laugh riot begins once again... well almost... this lower division opponent does look a tad better than the notsomean green..but the scare is over quick as Bo Pelini's dominant D takes command ...VICTORY FOR LSU... TD,TD,TD... Skyler GREEEN!!!!!! Justin Vincent 100+ yards... HE'S BACK!!!! ...and the goal posts reject a few footballs once again...must be some of that Nawlin's Saints mojo stinkin up the joint....

LSU 49

Moutainwoman 13

G-E-A-U-X T-I-G-E-R-S!!!!!!!

It's GAMEDAY by JILL.....(contributing TigerFan)

Spurrier still owns Fulmer
The Cocktail Party again seals Georgia's fate
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Isn't College Football great!?

4th and inches and goal to go
Don't you love a good defensive stand?
The Tigers stuck a fork in the the mean green drive
Jamarcus and Company took command

It's Homecoming time in Tiger Town
So sport your fancy mum corsage
Take a nostalgic drive down Sorority Row
And enjoy the tissue paper barrage

A perennial powerhouse is headed to town
A monster mountaineer showdown is at hand
They're a top 10 team with a 16,000 seat stadium
Which is just about big enough to fit our band

Let's see some more of that 2nd string
Our backups are better than their starters
A little more Justin, a little more Shyrone
Pitch and catch with Flynn, Brazell and X Carter

Let's focus and win and turn to what's next
There's an elephant waiting to the East
This weekend's game is just an appetizer
Next Saturday will be time for the Tigers to feast



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!


P.S.
Hey Benson, here's a newsflash - we don't want you either
You're nothing but trash talking slime
Get out of our stadium and for that matter, our state
You're wasting our money and time