Thursday, November 05, 2015

BEAT BAMA!!




Not much needed for motivation this week…

 

If you can’t get up to play Bama…just stop.

 

This game has been building since 1/9/12 ..the night that will live in infamy…

 

The close games since…. But this year….it’s different….

 

John Chavis… gone… no more will we have to suffer and witness 3rd and Chavis lose THE game in the last two minutes….

 

Leonard is here….have no FEAR!!!!   Unless you are Bama and lil Nicky… FEAR!!! FEAR the HAT!!

 

Les is more…Les is back…. Harris is near…..

 

So turn on the big screen… pull up a chair… IF YOU CAN EVEN SIT TO WATCH THIS ONE!!! And ENJOY!!!

 

BAMA 

 

The best one loss team in a America… they never lose… unless they beat themselves with 5 turnovers at home to Ole Miss who lost to Memphis lose..but it doesn’t count so they are #4…. The cheaters who have the refs in their back pocket…. Bama the best one loss team to lose AT HOME… Bama led by Lil Nicky…the only SEC coach to win the National Championship while LOSING the SEC Championship one year [see the Mulligan Game and the GAME of the Century for further details]…. I HATE ALABAMA!!! I don’t even vacation there anymore!!!

 

TIGERS

 

We have Les, Fournette, Guice, Harris, Dupre, Key, and a NEW PUNT RETURNER!!!!  We also have Kevin Steele in place of 3rd and Chavis… we got him from Bama…he knows their signals… Revenge for them steeling ours on 1/9/12 … BRING IT!!!

 

What’s going to Happen??

 

Pain, Destruction, Speed, SEC Football!! Rain – no care, Tigers play up to the atmospheric condition!!!  Fournette is not stopped or hindered… Heisman is within reach… Harris outshines their Coker… Mr. Choker (3 INTS!!!)…

 

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

 

LSU 38    Crimson Scourge on the earth….  17

 

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!
 
 

Thursday, October 22, 2015

LSU vs. Western Kentucky


Seriously!?!?!?! What the hell?

Beat it!! Kill it with Fire!!!

I don't care if they are the best football team in the state of Kentucky!! Tigers are bringing Pain!!!  #5, #6, #7 and even the kicker!!! They've got this one!!!

LSU 47  WKY 21

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Last warm up before NOV 7th!!!



Friday, October 16, 2015

LSU vs. Florida....


Undefeated Florida vs Undefeated LSU

IN TIGER STADIUM!!

AT NIGHT!

WITH LEONARD FOURNETTE!

AND LES MILES!!

THEY HAVE A WANT FOR VICTORY!!

Welcome Coach McElwain to Death Valley.....

You're first defeat in Tiger Stadium Gators...will be quite memorable!!

No Spurrier.... no CARE .... We still hate Florida......

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU 31

Florida 17

tigerbaittigerbaittigahbaittigahbait!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Tigers vs. Orangemen

LSU vs. Syracuse....

Really...

Do I have to....

LSU 2-0 vs 'Cuse 3-0

The Orangemen....

Mascot does not instill fear. What are Orangemen? Do they have John Boehner as a mascot? that's the only Orangeman I know of.   They are 3-0 and lead the ACC....well okay... they are also starting their 5th string walk-on QB....seriously... this is all you need to know...

LSU

#7 #7 #8 #5 ... LSU runs at will. The more we pass...the less we run... we want to run!!!


Kickoff:11:00 AM..

What will happen?

Seriously.... a 5th string QB is starting against DBU!! Leonard Fournette is playing an ACC defense....

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

47-17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Tigers vs. tigers 2015

..I heard you missed me I'm back.....  yes out of retirement......it's for a good...GREAT.. cause....


LSU vs. Allbarn 2015

The rivalry built on hate and the dish best served cold...REVENGE!!!!



Cold will not be an option Saturday in Death Valley... 94 flipping degrees and a day game on c.BS television...


Let's get to it....

Allbarn

The 2015 War chickenplainsmen little 't' tigers ... 2-0  and fresh off their thrilling overtime win over 42 point underdog Jacksonville St.  Yes you heard that correct... OT at home against a team the likes of McNeese bring in to play for homecoming games.... a Rent a Win for the Rent a win Teams!!

Auburn is still led by the "genius' Gus Malzhananaan.... he's considered a genius because his offense runs 5 plays and he wears a sporty sweatervest in heat of the summer???   Strange dude... he has yet to a win a National Championship but he's the revolution of football with his 5 plays apparently.  Yes his team thrashed LSU last year 41-7... THIS IS WHERE The REVENGE thing creeps in!!!  After that his team fell to pieces and he needed to fix his defense.   .... In steps the "BOOM"... Wil Muschamp who single handily destroyed the once great Florida Gators as head coach.  His new team hasn't fared well so far and is not too solid against the run.... HMMMM ... LSU can run!!!

Did I mention my severe hatred of Auburn? Stems back to Tommy Tuberville, Cigars, Refgate 1 and Refgate 2, Stomping the Eye, Gene Chizck, sCam Newton, kickers picking fights with the LSU band....I could go on and on.... I will.....    This team needs to get beat!!!

Tigers!!!

The Real Tigers... 1-0 ... and Les Miles did his usual weird, heart stopping, heart pounding game plan last week and snatched victory from the jaws of defeat to get his 100th win as LSU Head Coach... he's frustrating but he wins!!! He can run 4 plays, has a National Championship and is not considered a genius by any stretch of the imagination...but he just wins!!!!  #7 #7 #7 #7 ... Leonard Fournette... that's all you need to know for Saturday.....

What Will Happen?
Golden Band from Tigerland, F-18 flyover.... kickoff..... 

Brandon Harris for 130 yards....2 TD.... Leondard Fournette for 180 yards,.... Guice for 2 TDs.... Tigers beat the fauxtigers!!! Auburn can't stop the run and the QB can't stop throwing to the guys in Purple and Gold!!!

Victory for LSU!!!

41- 14 ....Mad Hatter beats the Sweatervest....Revenge served warm....cold...hot.... and Auburn denied a win in Tiger Stadium yet again.... they haven't won in T.S since Bill and Monica were an item........(1999)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!