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Next up a trip up to Hillbilly land...but first a word from our sponsor....

The SEC Coaches of South Park.....

click to enlarge... gotta love the internet...

Pure Stupidity...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtp7sEGDis&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Zvn3uiHXc&NR

How not to Tailgate.......

Rain - Free

Large Attitude Adjustment with extra Shot - $12

Folding Tables - $39.99 each at Sam's Club

Stitches and a Trip to the ER - $500

Busting your ass in front of your friends while they video tape you, then put it on the internet for all the world to enjoy - PRICELESS!!!!


Zapruder film....angle #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSF3jN2SNQ&mode=related&search=

Man...that goofy laugh sounds familiar...

Oh Great...it's Open Date...

AAAGHH!!! A weekend of no Tiger Football...

Traditionally this should be the time we get to see the Billy Cannon run about 20 times a night on tv and get ready to spank ole miss...

but no...

the SEC decided to move that tradition from the weekend closest to Halloween..to the weekend before Thanksgiving... thanks alot SEC.. Thanks for the fine officiating this year as well...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W00D0gee93E

SO HERE YA GO....Click..click... BILLY CANNON!!!
OLE MISS LOSES AGAIN!!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

OWNED!! SPANKED!! ETC.

38-6

Tiger D is pretty much number one in every category now.

Back to my earlier question ... WHY DID IT TAKE UNTIL THE 7th game for Les to name Craig Davis as the Punt Returner???? aaghhh...

Another great Tiger Victory!!! 11 straight home victories..and yet another victim of DEATH VALLEY AT NIGHT!!!!

I know many of you saw this game on the schedule at the beginning of the year and said... oooohhhh Fresno St..... that could be a close one.....

Yes close by a half...then like that BAM!!!!

Les did something Spurrier never had the class to do... kneel the ball in the red zone with one minute left.

Congratulations Les Miles and the LSU Tigers!!!! 6-2.

Next up...

Bring on Tennuh-C!!!.... Been waiting for some payback from that Miserable Monday Night Post Rita Fiasco.......

Oh Great...it's Fresno State..

#14 LSU vs. Bottom Ten #10 Fresno State www.gobulldogs.com

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2629933

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=278

Okay so Fresno on paper seems to be yet another boring home slaughter.... (pictured?? Tutle or Pat hill??)

So how do we get fired up for this??? How do we get fired up to play a 1 - 5 team???

It's easy... thanks to ESPN...I got really tired of last season hearing how Fresno State will play anyone, anywhere, anytime. Well that was the build up as they delivered and gave the nauseating USC network and team all they could handle. Had it not been for a few Reggie Bush heroics...USC would have lost to Fresno State. ...and that's all we heard on ESPN for weeks...

What they failed to talk about was La. Tech hanging about a 50 point victory on Fresno a week later...and since that game to USC..Fresnotsogreat State is 1-9. One win..this year over NEVADA... great gambling..bad football...

FRESNO STATE 2006
09/01
Nevada
W 28-19
09/09
#20 Oregon
L 31-24
09/16
at Washington
L 21-20
09/30
Colo St
L 35-23
10/07
at Utah St
L 13-12
10/14
Hawaii
L 68-37

68 points to HAWAII????? Go Rainbows!!!

FRESNO STATE
Coached by Pat Hill (looks like Yosemite Sam mixed with a WWE wrestler..or is he really their bulldog mascot???). The reason his team was good for years is not that he'll play anybody, anywhere, anytime...it's the fact that he'll take anybody on his team..no matter how dumb or how criminally inclined. It's a roster full of grade casualties and the rejected, suspend etc.. and he even had one a few years back that was kicked out of FSU...that's bad..kicked out of Florida Penal Colony North...jeess... he will take anybody. And they play in the WAC...not a real conference... small stadium 41,000 seats,..at 1-5...they gotta be ready to phone it in.....

LSU
I got a feeling we may see Jacob Hester get the ball some. For God's sake make it stop!!! Get the ball to the speed guys. Hester's consistent yes... but he's good for 5 yards tops. Jamarcus ...fantabulous at home. Craig Davis on punt returns...WHY DID IT TAKE SEVEN GAMES TO FIGURE THIS OUT LES AND CREW????????????? WHY?????

Tiger Defense will dominate. It doesn't matter if it's a good team or a bad team..Tiger D will dominate!!! Pelini for HC????

Golden Girls, Packed stadium for 2 quarters, extremely late night game (8:00 PM ESPN2)= highly primed tailgaters...

PREDICTION

West Monroe vs. a WAC Team = Good Game

LSU vs. a WAC Team = another blowout of 42+ points or more


LSU 59
WAC Attack 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Archer Loses in Tiger Stadium, 1990...2006 he's still got it!

To paraphrase CFN ...

"no team whips the mediocre like LSU"

unfortunately we play the less than mediocre at home and some decent teams (which we can't whip) on the road.


Should have known that Tubby would beat Florida... damn...

why should I have known this...

it's simple..

every team that beats LSU...loses their next game... go look it up...

Tiger Cow unmasked....

CAPTION:"A snapshot taken moments after LSU's winning TD captured the contrast in emotions yesterday. UK cornerback Leonard Burress (27) knelt in disbelief while LSU student Joey Herzog celebrated the Tigers' stunning last-second victory."Two seconds after the picture was taken I was pushed over by an angry Kentucky fan...............

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/columnists/mark_story/15746957.htm

It's Gameday by Jill....

Our Special Teams are neither special nor a team. Discuss...

Archer returns to Death Valley
Bertman is getting bad press
No TV for the Tigers
It feels like everything's a mess

It was supposed to be a tough one
But not a burning, flaming crash
I spent the '90's watching bad football
It is not something I wish to rehash

Clichés are fill for press conferences
But words are not a shield
When you can't explain or justify
The product on the field

So it's time to circle the wagons,
Rally the troops and take one game at a time
We all know defense wins championships
And these things can turn on a dime

But who will be this week's opponent?
What colors will they wear?
Just please, no purple pants
The flashbacks would be too much to bear

A golden opportunity is waiting
On this gumbo weather Saturday night
Don't look back, move forward
Don't ever go down without a fight

Good seasons can come from bad losses
Winning is sometimes what adversity breeds
Archer knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium
And a flashback is exactly what he needs


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

and another thing....

Mikey sure knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium...

Hey Mike I still remember that night.. Nov 19th 1988..what was that...the 44-3 loss to Miami...that sure was a great one....

...uh...he had more hair then...

Is there any point???

Is there any point to this?? Is the season lost... maybe.

Is les an idiot... probably so....

am I skipping the game...

no way in hell!!!

Why should we care????????

It's really simple...

NEVER SKIP THE OPPORTUNITY TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE PERSON THAT BEGAN THE DOWNFALL OF LSU FOOTBALL IN THE 80's that led to the Curley years, that led to us thinking Dinardo was great...etc...etc...

Ladies and Gentlemen....

It's time to kick the CRAP out of Kentucky football and their defensive Coordinator...

one...

MIKE ARCHER.

Remember that name???? I do... That name went from beloved to several years of curse words and evil thoughts out of this Tiger fan. The man that made my college years gray...only to lead to the dark days of Curley....

WIN ONE TIGERS... do it for pride...do it for revenge!!!!

JUST WIN!!! Do what you do best... win at home...... Win against the bottom dwellers of the SEC...

Kentucky...
what can I say.. .KY....good jelly ..bad football. Perhaps we should have taken a page from the KY fans recently... maybe we should have torn down the goal posts after the losses at Auburn and Florida...perhaps we'd feel better??? ... KY's first game against the Tigers since the bluegrass Miracle... KY's one highlight of national fame...shown over and over and over again... I guess they've felt like Ole Miss fans everyear having to cringe at the Billy Cannon run... how sad...your best highlight when someone else wins....

I have no clue of any talent on this team...just that they are Kentucky and Rick Brooks is their coach..they are 24 point underdogs and the best defensive coordinator will be on our side.

LSU
Jamarcus..great at home crummy on the road. We're home..he should be great... Les is still our coach..our Defense is still #1 and we still have no resemblence of a running game.

Prediction

Football weather is here... enjoy it. All is not lost...stranger things have happened..we're not mathematically eliminated.... enjoy the game....

No SCORE PREDICTION... TIGERS WIN

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Invoke 24 hour rule... Time to Role the tape..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIhWiXTVf1A

JACK HUNT!!! JACK HUNT!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GP2QGA3kto

WTF?!?!?!?! arrrgghhh...

23-10??? What the heck was that???

Sure the sun did come up this a.m. but I'm still perplexed.

The only thing missing from that humiliating display yesterday was Curley or Dinardo pacing the sidelines with a blank stare. I gotta go TIVO that thing because I swear I saw Curley.

Once again the big setup (Arky beating Allbarn) then the letdown (Urban and Timcan't be stopped Tebow spanking the Tigers in a bad way).

Well the chance for the SEC, BCS and NC are gone. Thanks alot Jimbo and Les ..great job of coaching the big game. I'm sensing a common theme with Jimbo laying the big egg on the big game...sure he can destroy a lesser opponent....that's it. Hey Les..you want to keep your job...go watch some tape of our loses over the course of MR. Common Theme's tenure the last 7 years....EGGO IN BIG GAMO..

Plenty of football left...so we can watch the Tigers pummel the home opponents then tank it on the road games (Tenn and Arky).... AARRGGH!!!!

One more thing ..if it comes down to LSU having to beat Arkansas to get Auburn into the SEC Championship...I hope Les is Man Enough to do the proper thing........ Play nothing but freshmen and walk-ons. ...I do not want my Tigers responsible for giving Auburn another chance.

....Hey florida!! How did you not score more than 23 points??? We gave you the ball 7 times???? You suck!!!!!

geaux tigers..

$%$(*(#*$(*(*#*(*$%)#)#!@!!!!!!!!!

It's Gameday.....by Jill

Happy Homecoming, Urban!

Somebody's getting fired
How can this be?
Gameday is in Gainesville
And not at the Pac-10 marquee?

Get ready you people
For one hell of a show
They call 'em The Three Amigos
Doucet, Davis and Bowe

An offensive juggernaut
Is expected in the swamp
This time it's the visitors
chomp, chomp, chomp

So about that spread offense
Versus the nation's best D
Pelini says No Charge for the lesson
Our pleasure, it's free

There's a chill in the air
That comes from days not so old
Because revenge is a dish
Best served cold


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

Less than 48 hours til kickoff...

This should get you ready...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLsoTwPe7JU&NR

Urban Meyer Weiner Rant..

YUUMMMM GATOR.... Tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's Tiger Bait... Urban Meyer Weiner,Tim Tebow,Chrissy Leak and the rest of the Florida Gators....

Before the hatred for Tubberville...there was the Dark Empire of Gainsville headed by Darth Spurrier... well he finally threw in the towel and we enjoyed the fall of the empire under Lord Zook... sadly that came to an end... in walks in Urban Myth...

I don't get it...what has this guy done??? Utah??... Well let's see he did cry like a little girl last year when the TIGERS with 5 turnovers still beat him.

ATTENTION: FLORIDA IS NOT BACK.. they were just a mythical blip on the college radar... nothing before Spurrier and not much since him.... So what if they're #5... they will LOSE Saturday... and here's why......

GATORS

Enough talk of Urban Legend and his spread offense. It's too slow against a fast defense. He might try a little wrinkle with Little Timmy Tebow.... but that one's real simple... when they put him in he runs the ball and to the left... that's it... Timmy meet Mr. Dorsey!!!!!!! The other head of the two headed QB system is none other than Chrissy Leak (watch him celebrate like a little school girl on the simplest plays...quite annoying). You remember Leak he was the only blemish in the TIGERS 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP season. Well he's finally a senior and let's make it three victories in a row over him. ..and they have a built in loss excuse.. RB Deshawn Wynn has one heck of a swollen knee....

UF Defense... They are really good against the run...best in the conference. I'm not impressed.. But Al why not??? It's simple..they have the 10th best passing defense in the SEC.. IF you are an opposing team...why run?? ..when you can pass at will on these jokers??? ..and as an added bonus they run a two headed gimmick there too.... "co-defensive coordinators" ..watch that meltdown happen live saturday... who's in charge here anyway???

TIGERS (winners of 3 of the last 4 against UF...including the last two in da swamp)

Jamarcus is the real deal. The reigns are off. We have abandoned the run...bout time. Jamarcus will continue to light up the opposing defenses this week. The lesson of Auburn has been learned by Les and Jimbo ...THROW THE DAMN BALL!!! Early's Open, Bowe's Open, Davis is Deep, Hester is right there in front of you...no...throw it deep!!!

Remember what I said about no running game ...forget that...an inspired Hester, Scott and a surprising Alley B shock the Gator Nation on saturday for 150 total rushing yards to add to the impressive passing numbers by JR

DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! The Chinese Bandits led by the 2nd best DL in the country (the #1 belongs to the Baltimore Ravens) will punish Tebow (don't forget to Tivo so you can enjoy over and over again) and Chrissy. The #2 scoring... ah heck with it...it's cut and past time.... (thanks LSU SID.).

Bill Franques voiceover here....

The Tigers are ranked No. 1 in the nation in total defense (193.4 yards per game) and pass efficiency defense (73.5 rating). The Tigers are No. 2 nationally in scoring defense, allowing just 7.4 points per game and they are No. 3 in pass defense, holding opponents to only 124.2 yards per contest. The Tigers are also ranked No. 5 in the nation in both interceptions and sacks. The Tigers have intercepted nine passes this year and they have also recorded 19 sacks.

Offensively, the Tigers lead the Southeastern Conference and rank No. 10 in the nation in scoring with 38.0 points per game. The Tigers have scored 190 points so far this year, which ranks as the second-highest point total by an LSU team over the first five games of a season. Only LSU’s national championship team in 2003 scored more points (201) over the first five games of the season. This year’s LSU squad is also the first team in modern day school history to reach the 40-point mark in four of its first five games. The only other LSU team to do it was the 1911 squad. LSU, behind the play of quarterback JaMarcus Russell, is ranked No. 5 in the nation in pass efficiency. The Tigers have completed 90 of 134 passes for 1,337 yards and 10 touchdowns. Individually, Russell continues to have the hot hand at quarterback as he has climbed all the way to No. 2 in the nation in pass efficiency. Russell, this week’s SEC Offensive Player of the Week, has connected on 81 of 115 passes for 1,246 yards, 10 touchdowns and just one interception. He has an efficiency rating of 188.4 Defensively, LSU safety Craig Steltz ranks first in the conference and sixth in the nation in interceptions with .80 a contest. Steltz has intercepted a pass in four straight games, a first in LSU history. Tiger defensive end Tyson Jackson leads the SEC and ranks No. 9 in the nation in sacks with 5.5 to his credit. Jackson is averaging 1.1 sacks per contest.

whew...couldn't have said it better myself....

PREDICTION....

FLORIDA IS NOT AUBURN... FLORIDA IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.. JAMARCUS FOR HEISMAN...

#9 and moving up

LSU 31

F U Gators 16 (hahahaaa Miss St. scored more than you)

somebody get Urban another towel to cry in to.. #5 and going down....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

we're gonna beat that urban meyer weiner.... then we'll pull for them to take care of Tubby..

Pics from the Miss St game..

photos courtesy Phil T.

LSU 48, Miss State 17, Lightning 1 hr delay

(Is the sky giving us a giant LSU#1 ??)

Is there any doubt who the best QB at LSU is??

Who gives LSU the best chance at winning???

Geaux Jamarcus... 14 straight pass completions....330 passing yards...

If he were at Ohio State/michigan or Notre Dame.. ABC would be pubbing him for the Heisman... but you can't have him ABC..he's a Tiger!!!

Oh yeah...Miss St... highest score by them that I can remember...Sylvester sure has that program turned around....

Next UP -

It's GREAT TO BEAT A FLORIDA GAYTOR!!!