Urban Meyer Weiner Rant..

YUUMMMM GATOR.... Tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's Tiger Bait... Urban Meyer Weiner,Tim Tebow,Chrissy Leak and the rest of the Florida Gators....

Before the hatred for Tubberville...there was the Dark Empire of Gainsville headed by Darth Spurrier... well he finally threw in the towel and we enjoyed the fall of the empire under Lord Zook... sadly that came to an end... in walks in Urban Myth...

I don't get it...what has this guy done??? Utah??... Well let's see he did cry like a little girl last year when the TIGERS with 5 turnovers still beat him.

ATTENTION: FLORIDA IS NOT BACK.. they were just a mythical blip on the college radar... nothing before Spurrier and not much since him.... So what if they're #5... they will LOSE Saturday... and here's why......

GATORS

Enough talk of Urban Legend and his spread offense. It's too slow against a fast defense. He might try a little wrinkle with Little Timmy Tebow.... but that one's real simple... when they put him in he runs the ball and to the left... that's it... Timmy meet Mr. Dorsey!!!!!!! The other head of the two headed QB system is none other than Chrissy Leak (watch him celebrate like a little school girl on the simplest plays...quite annoying). You remember Leak he was the only blemish in the TIGERS 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP season. Well he's finally a senior and let's make it three victories in a row over him. ..and they have a built in loss excuse.. RB Deshawn Wynn has one heck of a swollen knee....

UF Defense... They are really good against the run...best in the conference. I'm not impressed.. But Al why not??? It's simple..they have the 10th best passing defense in the SEC.. IF you are an opposing team...why run?? ..when you can pass at will on these jokers??? ..and as an added bonus they run a two headed gimmick there too.... "co-defensive coordinators" ..watch that meltdown happen live saturday... who's in charge here anyway???

TIGERS (winners of 3 of the last 4 against UF...including the last two in da swamp)

Jamarcus is the real deal. The reigns are off. We have abandoned the run...bout time. Jamarcus will continue to light up the opposing defenses this week. The lesson of Auburn has been learned by Les and Jimbo ...THROW THE DAMN BALL!!! Early's Open, Bowe's Open, Davis is Deep, Hester is right there in front of you...no...throw it deep!!!

Remember what I said about no running game ...forget that...an inspired Hester, Scott and a surprising Alley B shock the Gator Nation on saturday for 150 total rushing yards to add to the impressive passing numbers by JR

DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! The Chinese Bandits led by the 2nd best DL in the country (the #1 belongs to the Baltimore Ravens) will punish Tebow (don't forget to Tivo so you can enjoy over and over again) and Chrissy. The #2 scoring... ah heck with it...it's cut and past time.... (thanks LSU SID.).

Bill Franques voiceover here....

The Tigers are ranked No. 1 in the nation in total defense (193.4 yards per game) and pass efficiency defense (73.5 rating). The Tigers are No. 2 nationally in scoring defense, allowing just 7.4 points per game and they are No. 3 in pass defense, holding opponents to only 124.2 yards per contest. The Tigers are also ranked No. 5 in the nation in both interceptions and sacks. The Tigers have intercepted nine passes this year and they have also recorded 19 sacks.

Offensively, the Tigers lead the Southeastern Conference and rank No. 10 in the nation in scoring with 38.0 points per game. The Tigers have scored 190 points so far this year, which ranks as the second-highest point total by an LSU team over the first five games of a season. Only LSU’s national championship team in 2003 scored more points (201) over the first five games of the season. This year’s LSU squad is also the first team in modern day school history to reach the 40-point mark in four of its first five games. The only other LSU team to do it was the 1911 squad. LSU, behind the play of quarterback JaMarcus Russell, is ranked No. 5 in the nation in pass efficiency. The Tigers have completed 90 of 134 passes for 1,337 yards and 10 touchdowns. Individually, Russell continues to have the hot hand at quarterback as he has climbed all the way to No. 2 in the nation in pass efficiency. Russell, this week’s SEC Offensive Player of the Week, has connected on 81 of 115 passes for 1,246 yards, 10 touchdowns and just one interception. He has an efficiency rating of 188.4 Defensively, LSU safety Craig Steltz ranks first in the conference and sixth in the nation in interceptions with .80 a contest. Steltz has intercepted a pass in four straight games, a first in LSU history. Tiger defensive end Tyson Jackson leads the SEC and ranks No. 9 in the nation in sacks with 5.5 to his credit. Jackson is averaging 1.1 sacks per contest.

whew...couldn't have said it better myself....

PREDICTION....

FLORIDA IS NOT AUBURN... FLORIDA IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.. JAMARCUS FOR HEISMAN...

#9 and moving up

LSU 31

F U Gators 16 (hahahaaa Miss St. scored more than you)

somebody get Urban another towel to cry in to.. #5 and going down....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

we're gonna beat that urban meyer weiner.... then we'll pull for them to take care of Tubby..