Sunday, September 30, 2007

ESPN GAMEDAY RETURNS TO LSU THIS SATURDAY


We're #1!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3043603

For the first time in the lives of most Tiger Fans when we enter Tiger Stadium on Saturday we'll be there to see the NUMBER ONE TEAM IN THE LAND ...THE LSU TIGERS PLAY the 2nd best team in the state of florida.

Now...about those Gators....

I know what you're thinking... Al... they lost to Auburn... they are gonna be pissed..I'm scared...FEAR NOT ....ONLY LOSERS HAVE FEAR!!

Think about it:

  1. Those Gators should have been angry this week after nearly losing to Ole Misery in Oxford
  2. Those Gators should have been angry enough to seek revenge on the team that gave them their only loss in their national championship season... Tubby's boys.
  3. They lost at home for the first time under Suburban Oscac Meyer's reign.
  4. Now they're supposed to be angry after losing to Auburn again???

Ole Miss and Auburn have shown LSU how to defeat the Gators. Blitz the heck out of Golden Boy Tebow. Pass and run on the inexperienced and non-feared Gator-D.

How to defeat the Tigers??? Nobody's figured that one out yet. Slow 'em down with rain and an early kickoff...but not a chance this week...because ... SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IN DEATH VALLEY...GAME's ON... 7:36 PM KICKOFF IN TIGER STADIUM.... #1 versus... some team from the SEC EAST

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

from Tiger droppings....

Tennessee was so mad they lost to Cal, they got blown out by 39 against Florida.

Alabama was so mad they lost to Georgia, they got handled by lousy Florida State.

Georgia Tech was so mad they lost to BC, they lost to powerhouse Virginia.

Notre Dame was so mad they lost to LSU, they've dropped five straight

Michigan was so mad they lost to Appalachian State, they got handled by Oregon at home one week later

34-9

34-9. Well good thing there was a second half surge.

Although it was painful to watch the first half hangover of Tigers and crowd it was a 20/20 hindsight feeling to realize that Les was merely toying with the emotions of the long suffering Tulane Fans... good one Les... soooo funny.

Word to NIKE: THE COLORS OF LSU ARE PURPLE AND GOLD NOT BLUE and GOLD. That hideous abomination of jersey should be burned. Burn them and I'll donate $2 dollars per game played Jersey to Katrina Relief.... how bout that!!!

Friday, September 28, 2007

It's Gameday by Jill....

Dorsey for Heisman!


Drag yourself out of bed
Wipe the sleep from your eyes
It’s time for everybody’s favorite pastime
Tailgating at sunrise

Bloody Marys or Mimosas
Screwdrivers or ice cold beer
No matter the choice of beverage
It’s ridiculously early…but you must persevere

Have you heard the crying that our defense plays dirty?
Coach Miles is perfectly low on remorse
Who’s the hardest hitting guy in college football?
That would be DorseyHighsmithMcCrayPittman, of course

The over the shoulder no-look toss to David
Was the absolute play of the week
Crowton outcoached the ole ball coach
It seems stevie’s lost his mystique

What’s that on the horizon?
What’s that distant sound you hear?
It’s time to put your game face on, kids
Get yourself ready for the biggest game of the year

But don’t forget the game this Saturday
We Tigers do love good times in the Dome
The greenies claim to “play” there regularly
But we win, and it’s our home away from home


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Samson Report: Tulane is Pathetic

The Samson Report: Tulane is Pathetic

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Roll the Wave Rant...


11:00AM ESPN Beignets, beer, and football..and a weak fundraiser by Nike.
Okay before you start....read this.... a Tulane Hate for LSU Forum... that'll get you quite in the mood to crush them jokers.




#2 LSU vs. #?? what ? 112 Tulane
On paper...
LSU 4-0
#1 Rush Defense
#1 Pass Efficiency Defense
#1 Total Defense
#1 Scoring Defense
#5 Total Sacks
Green Ripple 1-2
#96 Offense
#96 Scoring Defense
#94 Total Defense
#117 Pass Efficiency Defense
#82 Rush Defense
(more threatening than the Fighting Irish)
Wave
Led by first year Coach Bob (holy) Toledo. QB Scelfo...yup relative of the ex coach...he's the backup.... Tulane decided to break this year's trend of tiger foes and bench the starter not at halftime but before the game even starts. RB - I know they have one seen last week running down Bourbon Street weilding a knife after he 'allegedly' attempted to OJ 5 people.... don't think he's available. The other gets to be pummeled by Glenn Dorsery instead of being pummeled in O.P.P. The also play in an empty dome that has field turf.
TIGERS
No rain, no slush to slowdown Trindon this week. Defense looks good on field turf as well. Playing in our Home Away from Home the Louisiana SuperDome. Let's just go ahead and buy the naming rights to the Superdome... can you imagine this "The Tulane Green Wave Welcome you (5 fans) to the LSU Superdome for tonights game"
Dorsey, Flynn (watch that ankle dude..), #11, Hester, KW, #87 looks more impressive on turf than in the rain, Steltz, a play called "Roxie", The tune up game for Florida,.....
(Note to Student Section... show some class, keep it clean, be clever..be loud not vulgar)
WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN -
11:05 AM - Kickoff... Tulane loses the toss and that was their only shot. All Tigers.... All Morning, All early Afternoon..... SCOREFEST.... Could it be a 4th 62-0 over the Wave???
Prediction
Heart -
LSU 77
Tulane 10
Head -
LSU 48
Amplitude Modulating Turquoise Surf 0
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!



Wednesday, September 26, 2007

NDSPN

the internet...a curious thing...

http://www.ndspn.com/

Here's a sight poking fun at ND and it's 0-4 plight.

ESPN Preview

The last time LSU lost to Tulane.... was the last time Tulane beat ranked team...

1982. No one on either team was alive then.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/preview?gameId=272722655

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I present my apprentice..

http://www.thesamsonreport.blogspot.com/

Not bad young Jedi. Not bad.

Check out Samson's blog. More cerebral than LSUal. But then again... I'm the product of many a football season and pre-game prep.

SI Power Ranking LSU #1





Thru 4 games, LSU #1 in the SI Power Poll. The whole body of work impressive. I like the comment that bascially with the injuries the LSU JV beat the snot out of Spurrier.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Oklahoma State Football Coach Mike Gundy Upset

whoa... thanks les for not bringing this guy with you.

Tulane game uniforms...


Yikes... you haven't stepped into a timewarp to the 97 Indy Bowl....it's the White Helmet reborn..... somekind of fundraiser sponsored by Nike for Katrina Relief.
p.s. Tigers are far more intimidating than a nesting pelican.
GEAUX TIGERS!!

UGA Derails the Saban train...

TD UGA!!!
UGA Does the Victory Dance......




How many bottled you think were thrown at that thing saturday night?




Hey Nick... which player did you blame for the loss this time?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

LSU Football - Colt David Scores on a Fake FG

Most excellent. Stadium groaned as the Tigers lined up for the 'kick'

28-16!!

Your Jedi Skills are weak old man. Miles is the now the master.

Take that Steve.

Friday, September 21, 2007

It's Gameday by Jill...


mmm…tastes like chicken!

Once upon a time
In a land not so far away
The Visor stalked the sidelines
And there was a heavy price to pay

My how things have changed
There’s a new sheriff in town
This time he wears purple and gold
And he’s taking everyone down

Three dominating performances
With only one questionable score
The Tiger defense is a force
That no one can ignore

So the ole ball coach is undefeated
Yep, that’s coming to a halt
Stevie’s weak offense
Can’t handle the assault

Speaking of offense
It’s going to be an assault on the ground
Once Keiland powers through
There won’t be anyone else around

It’s funny how Bob Stoops is still crying
Hey Bob, we didn’t need to cheat
And if you can manage to meet us again in New Orleans
Your old friend Les will be happy to repeat

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

BEAT THE 'COCKS!! - RANT


This week's bait... The GAMECOCKS. Led by the Evil One himself.


Day game... so what. It's 2:30...You're used to watching the CBS game during the tailgate aren't you? well just have a little bit more intensified prep during the JP Game and you'll be fine.



GAMECOCKS


Hokie's kinda just without the offense or the defense. Led by Steve Spurrier ..record 18-0 in his third year in Columbia. QB - Blake Mitchell...think of him as a equal to the Miss St. guy and the guy at Va. Tech. Defense strangely enough is Spurrier's forte this year. This team is great against the pass.... 6th in the nation ...but they are weak against the run.... they allowed U-L of L 21 points and struggled into the 4th quarter. The same ULL that lost to Div-1AA McNeese last week. ....curious yup...




(note ..this is not the USC of Petey and Booty....but if it makes your game prep easier...imagine that it is)


TIGERS


Miles, Crowton and Pelini....well they have a plan.....


All you need to know is the numbers ....


128.33 - total yards allowed by the Tiger D per game this year.


7 - number of rushing yards by MTSU last week


5 - Keiland Williams.... this will be his breakout game


15 - Matt Flynn will be back after a getting a little rest last week


6 - Mike VI makes his Tiger Stadium Debut


92,400 - Tiger Stadium...there's no place like home


60% - chance of rain outside the stadium....remember it never rains in Tiger Stadium


2:30 - Kickoff.... bring your A-Game. Apply yourself. Be your best. Blow a vocal chord or two.


STATS






PREDICTION


So Early will be a late season addition to the offense this season..don't fret... LES has a plan. LaFell, Byrd, Flynn, Hester, Williams, even a little Holliday.... Defense finally scores... and twice as a matter of fact...great work Steltz!!!



LSU 38


Gamehens 0 - (gotta go with the Tiger D!!)



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
SCROLL DOWN TO BOTTOM BLOG FOR THE POLL QUESTION OF THE WEEK!!!!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Evil is approaching...


Listen up... get ready.... Evil is on it's way...
Steve Spurrier a.k.a. Darth Visor a.k.a. Dr. Evil a.k.a. Steve Superior a.k.a a-hole a.k.a. SOS a.k.a. the visored one a.k.a friend of WWE........ is on his way.... bringing his evil minions (the Cocks of S.C.) with him....
be prepared.... ....don't be phased by the day game...be prepared..... we owe this guy for that 58-3 loss in 1993. I don't care if he's with another team now... he's still evil and must be destroyed.

Front four and three linebackers...Blitz!!


Yup it's that picture again. It's still funny.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Pure Insanity....

Here's the rundown of last saturday...
  • 2:33 PM Arrive on Campus - tailgate. Begin Game Prep
  • 6:38 PM Arrive in Tiger Stadium. Game Prep complete
  • 7:01 PM Kickoff
  • 7:12 PM Tigers Score 3 points giving Middle Tennessee State False Hopes
  • 8:00 PM Reality setting in for Middle Tennesse that false hopes were seriously just false hopes
  • 9:33 PM Damn Nick Saban wins helped by some home cooking by Bama Refs
  • 9:45 PM Wife asks for Nachos or Tiger Dog or something. I suggest picking something up on the way home. Will pay the price later.
  • 10:05 PM Welker takes a knee. Damn he has that Victory formation down. TIGERS WIN!!!
  • 10:10 PM Make was out of Tiger Stadium. Crowd is light. Traffic shouldn't be a problem
  • 10:36 PM Make way to I-10 West
  • 10:42 PM Lights on at Taco Bell at Lobdell exit.
  • 10:44 PM Make it to the line. 4 Cars back. I'll take a number 6. Must ask what the Mrs. wants.
  • 10:48 PM line not moving.
  • 10:50 PM Car at the Speaker box drives off
  • 10:52 PM Line moves up. Next car drives off
  • 10:53 PM Make it to the damn order speaker. Stomach can speak for itself and order on it's own at this point. "Hey, We Closed"
  • 10:54 PM Drive off in anger. Yell obsenities at the drive thru window.
  • 10:54:22 PM Realization - the manager and owner of the Taco Bell at

    2830 S Westport Dr
    Port Allen, LA 70767
    (225) 346-1148



    * approximate times - tacobell.com

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!! Closing your 'restaurant' with a line of cars (at least 20 deep) before 11:00 during post game LSU Traffic???? What a frickin Stupid Move. You have made a mortal enemy!! You are hereby on LSUal Boycott!!!!

  • 11:34 PM - Kudos go out to the TACO BELL in wonderful Breaux Bridge Louisiana. They STAY OPEN LATE ON A GAME NIGHT

Meanwhile.....

NOTRE DAME HAS NOT SCORED A TOUCHDOWN SINCE THE 2nd QUARTER OF THE SUGAR BOWL!



Gettin' a little hot under the collar aren't Mr. Weiss???

Sunday, September 16, 2007

44-0


Les must have a record for 40+ point wins as a coach.


Defense wins championships. .. Allowing 127 yards offense by 3 opponents and 2.33 point per game... that's phenomenal.


RP is the real deal.



Next up Steve Superior and the Cocks .... at 2:30 on CBS.... hey just think of it as an early night game.
Hey Bye the WAY.... AUBURN IS 1-2

Saturday, September 15, 2007

A Longhorn's Perspective...


A post from Sporting news BB.



The common denominator.............?? "I live in Texas and am a diehard Longhorn fan. Do we have a shot at the National Title ? Not a chance , we are not good enough this year . So this is my unbiased opinons on who are the real POWER HOUSES in college football this year. USC and LSU are head and shoulders above every one else. It is unfortunate that Oklahoma happens to be very good during a season when LSU and USC are just awesome. LSU and USC will play for the BCS National Championship in the Sugar Bowl this year. In regards to the coaching controversy. Prior to joining LSU, Nick Saban`s overall record at Michigan State was 43-26-1, no Conferance Titles, no National Titles during a five year period. During five years at LSU, his record was 48-16, SEC Conference titles in 2001 and 2003, and a BCS National Title in 2003. So did Saban make LSU good ? Not hardly, LSU made Saban look great. Nick Saban even admitted, the biggest mistake he ever made was leaving LSU. If Saban is God`s gift to football why didn`t he have the same results at Michigan State and Miami? I think that the only results that Bama is going to get for their $4 Mil/yr is the same results that Michigan State got. NOTHING. Enter Les Miles, his four year record at Oklahoma State prior to joining LSU, 28-21 overall 16-16 in conference play. His record was even worst than Nick Saban`s. Les Miles record at LSU after 2 full seasons and 2weeks into this season, 24-4 overall 14-4 in conference. And there is a very good chance that LSU will win the SEC and the BCS National Title this year. Are we starting to see a pattern here?Is Les Miles making LSU good? Not hardly,LSU is making Miles look a lot better than he really is. If Les Miles is so great, why was he just average at best when coaching Oklahoma State. From the time Saban left LSU his professional and personal life has gone downhill. Pete Carroll is a great coach.........as long as he stays at USC. It will be interesting to see at the end of this year if Les Miles is as smart as Pete Carroll or as dumb as Nick Saban. "

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mid Tenn State Rant..



What is that thing!!???????!!!!!

You don't think I'd let the rent-a-win slide with no rant did ya?

The only chance MTSU had besides the mascot scaring the heck out of our team, fans, small animals, (Mike VI Fears No One) and the Golden Girls was Hurricane Humberto..and well that one's gone. The Tigers will treat this team like the TRUE #1 team in country should...like a champion...and pummel them.

Why?...because LSU needs to continue the domination one and game at a time.
Why? ...because that mascot annoys me
Why? ... because they are this week's TigerBait
Why?.... because they are Sunbelt Conference....
Why?.....because Nebraska's gonna beat USC and we need some style points!!!

This Week's Bait..da Blue Raiders...(Zero - 2)

http://www.goblueraiders.com/

Coached by Rick Stockstill (7-6 record). Located in Murfreesboro Tenn. Home stadium..Johnny Red Floyd Horace Jones Field (seating for 30K...filled by 3K normally)...wow.... named after everyone in town. They scored a bazillion points against Louisville in quite the defensive struggle and lost to Florida Atlantic. I have no idea who plays for them. Does it matter? LSUal...say..nope.

YOUR LSU TIGERS!!!

Well what can I say...only weekness I see is that we fair catch on every punt. ...and the opposition punts alot. Flynn is banged up an we may see more of Ryan P. ... gotta be scared if you are a blue raider.

Tiger Band - Solid!!
Golden Girls - Lookin...well sharp!
Defense - Fantabulous. Pelini rules!! I don't think anyone on MTSU is predicting a pancake of Glen Dorsey this week either.
Offense - Crowton is a genious (Free Jimbo ... funny how a third coach is oppressing his abilities...give me a break). Great Hire Fear Les Miles!!! Great Hire!!!
Special Teams - Special. Patrick Fisher can kick that porkskin!! Punt Ugly worked flawlessly against Beamer Ball...I'm sold on it.

What's gonna happen..

LSU is not Louisville. Tigers are better on offense and have this interesting concept... DEFENSE!!!! Vegas says Tigers by 40.5

RP looks impressive,Early scores early and often, Hester breaks and 80 yard run...yep you read that right. Steltz finally runs back and INT for a TD....

LSU 56

Blue Raiders (look like the Oakland Raiders) 3

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!



It's Gameday by Jill....


#1 here we come…



Did you watch in awe and amazement?

Or in utter disbelief?

Do you feel a lot more excitement?

Along with complete and total relief?



Thinking you need to pinch yourself?

Go ahead. The Tigers are really that good

They shut down the “#1 defense”

Like only the true #1 defense could



What’s a quarterback controversy?
You’re not going to find one here

The dynamic duo of Flynn and Perrilloux

Makes for yards and yards of good cheer



Looking for some playmakers?

Let’s talk about Brandon LaFell

He’s a fantastic compliment to Doucet

And, oh yeah, he can also block pretty well



Are you loving all the media attention?

This time we’re a part of “The Game They Want to See”

I think I’ve heard the chant somewhere before…

L-S-U! U-S-C! Oklahoma number three!



So who do we humiliate this weekend?

Let’s give a warm Tiger Stadium welcome to middle Tennessee state

They can take their check along with their beating

And we thank them for being Tiger Bait





GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!

Tailgating with Punkin the Tiger Kitty

nice effort.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hey bye the way....




Auburn is 1 and 1

Losing to South Florida... Priceless.

Yikes...it's a SunBelt Mascot again...


..that thing looks as bad as that pepper mascot by that other sunbelt school...

Here's a few words from MTSU's presser today...

What do you have to do to control tackle Glenn Dorsey?
"For one thing you can't say you are going to pancake him with one player like the player from Virginia Tech said. (Dorsey) is really good and one guy can't stop him. We had to do a good job of keeping him from penetration. I don't think we have one person on our team who can block him in a 1-on-1 battle."

What do you see as the biggest key, offensively, against LSU? "For us the big thing against LSU is we have to be productive on first down. They are too good and too talented and they make it even more difficult when you get behind the chains in long-yardage situations."

Early Doucet has not had many return opportunities but what concerns does he present?
"I think he is really good and we will have a plan from a kicking standpoint on how we are going to handle that. Most people are kicking away from him or kicking it out of bounds. Their team is so talented you can't say we have to stop this guy or that guy because they are loaded with first and second round picks on offense and defense."

Do you think LSU is the No. 1 team in the country?
"I voted for them No. 1. They are very talented, have a ton of depth, a physical offense and a physical defense. I think they are playing as good as anybody if they can stay healthy."

The Shaq Mafia sighting from Saturday....



Interesting Ride there Mr. O'Neal.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Krewe de Tailgate..Game 1 - Va Tech Tailgate






Game 1... great find by Mr. Tyler on ebay... the concoction machine 2007...








Sunday, September 09, 2007

Hokie Fans

Here's to you hokie fans... looks like you enjoyed the jello shots alot more than the game. Now go tell the Clemson fans what the real DEATH VALLEY is like!!!



STATEMENT GAME



Wow!! What can I say.... Who's #2???

More like.. Who's #1.

That my friends was beyond even my optimistic projections. That was a skulldragging of mythical proportions.

GEAUX TIGERS!!

excellent ESPN assessment..

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=3011241&sportCat=ncf

Thursday, September 06, 2007

BULLETIN BOARD MATERIAL ALERT!!

As if LSU needed any bulletin board material for Saturday night here's VA Tech RG Sergio Render providing some by dissing Glen Dorsey in a Virginia newspaper. "I feel like if I get my hands on Dorsey, I can put him on the ground," Render said. He's human just like me. I can't wait. I hope he's lined up on me in the beginning of the game, so I can show him what I can do. Anybody can be pancaked." Hey Senor Sergio.......good luck with all that...dont' you know that Glenn Dorsey is a superhuman... a TIGER if you will.

It's Gameday by Jill....


So many Vick jokes, so little time…


It was a superb start with 45-0 shutout
Of our fine old friends at State
For those of you that thought the Tigers looked sloppy
Did you catch Saturday’s full slate?

The much vaunted turkeys struggled
Texas barely squeaked by with a win
Michigan really enjoyed their rent a loss
And the aubies needed help from the refs…again

Gameday is back in Tiger Town
For the clash of two in the top ten
We’ll be dishing up some late evening fried turkey
For the ever admiring folks of ESPN

There’s nothing like a late night in Tiger Stadium
When the crowd’s had an extra hour to juice
We’re very proud of our tailgating hospitality,
But also of our own special brand of abuse

Five long years in the making
There will be no backing out now
Hey Glennon do you know how to make pancakes?
Glen Dorsey will be happy to show you how

A game under their belt and a week’s worth of practice
Crowton will have the offensive machine humming
With Hester, Keiland, Scott and Trindon
That ACC caliber defense will never see what’s coming

So grab your hardhat, hokies
Don’t forget that silly lunch pail
You’re in Baton Rouge. This is Tiger Stadium.
We are LSU, and We Will Prevail

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














Hook the Hokie's...



Moment of Silence........

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lsual and the Krewe of Tailgate expresses our deepest sympathies for the Tragedy that occured on the Va. Tech Campus back in April. (A moment of silence please)


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Life goes on....


Back to Football. Tennuhcee didn't take mercy on the Tigers after Katrina..life went on....it's time to play football....


Five years we've waited to face the Castrated Turkey's in the confines of Tiger Stadium. Here it is. ESPN Gameday, ESPN 8:15 kickoff. Pandamonium will ensue.


#2 LSU vs. #9 Va. Tech.

Tigers vs. Turkey/Chicken Castrated Turkey Fighting Gobbler Gobble Thing

Fear Les Miles vs. Frank "Beamerball" Beamer and Quatto

(Quatto you may ask? Al..what the hell is a Quatto...well....let me tell you... remember Ahnold Schwarzeneggar's "classic" Total Recall??? The head of the Alien Resistance had this half man thing growing out of his chest? Remember dat?? Well Frank Beamer has that thing on his head?? That's the only explanation that makes sense... look at it... he's got Quatto on his head..that's what's coaching!!!)

Okay at this point you're probably thinking LSUal has lost his mind... maybe.....

Hokies...from Wikipedia...

Virginia Tech's sports teams are called the Hokies, except for the swim team, which uses the variant "H2Okies," a play on the chemical formula for water. The Tech mascot is the HokieBird.

The word, which originated from the Old Hokie spirit yell, penned in 1896, is often used interchangeably with "Fighting Gobblers" to refer to sports teams, fans, students, or alumni. The official university school colors - Chicago Maroon and Burnt Orange - also were introduced in 1896. The colors were chosen by a committee because they made a 'unique combination' not worn elsewhere at the time.[1] The mascot is the HokieBird, a turkey-like creature. The teams were originally known as the "Fighting Gobblers," and the turkey motif was retained despite the name change.

Coached by Frank Beamer, Bud "Light" Davis DC, OC - who cares, QB - Scared Glennon, RB - see earlier post for his comments and disrespect of Tiger Stadium.

TIGERS

The Best Defense in the Land. 45 Points against Miss St....in the rain...first game of the new offense... Hester got most of the carries.... you will see something different and spectacular on Sat....you will see Gary Crowton's offense with Keiland Williams, Scott, Murphy and Doucet..and yes...the running Matt "Damon" Flynn. Craig Steltz for Heisman!!! Dorsey said himself he's not pretty enough to win the Heisman...but he should get some votes. I think Pelini has some special things instore...

Tiger Stadium, The GOLDEN BAND FROM TIGERLAND, The fantabulous Golden Girls, the best fans in the land (treat the visitors with respect, feed 'em, offer them several beverages, show your class and let the team kick their team's .... playbook) AND A Proud Tiger Stadium Salute to Mike VI ...may his reign be long and full of victories and National Championships.... http://www.mikethetiger.com/ ('tis official)

THE GAME...What will happen...

All you need to know is last week LSU allowed MSU 10 rushing yard while gaining 190 yards using mostly Hester and Flynn..meanwhile... Va. Tech gained 33 yards against East Friggin Carolina coached by Lou Holthz Son Shkip!

LSU - great defense and an offense ready to explode

Va. Tech - stats on paper from last year...and you probably won't find Mike Vick on the sideline this time.

Prediction...

It's the first night game in Tiger Stadium. It's a revenge match. It's on ESPN. It's LSU!!!! Punt Ugly Works...and why punt when you can drive the length of the field and score Touchdowns???

Va. Tech... Tigerbait.... Mike VI is hungry!!

THE SCORE

LSU 38

Hokie Gobblin' Beamer Ballers 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Tiger Stadium...you've been challenged....

LSU's Tiger Stadium has long been considered one of
America's most intimidating sports arenas. It is known as 'Death
Valley' and the crowd noise has been known to register on university
seismographs.

But Virginia Tech's star running back Branden Ore says he and his
teamates cannot let that distract them.

"Really, when you're out on the field, the crowd gets blocked out.
You're in a zone. You don't hear anything.

"We play in big stadiums every week and Lane is really loud and big
too, so I don't see a crowd or noise being anything to worry about.

"The game is played on the field, not in the stands. None of those
fans is going to be trying to tackle me, so all that noise and stuff
is just media hype."

Tiger Fans.... you've been challenged...make mr. ore eat his words.

Let's recap....



(courtesy of tigerdroppings.com fark board)

Miss St. had 10 yards Rushing.

Da Hokies had 33 yards rushing against East Carolina.... will we see negative yards rushing by the Hokies on Sat.?

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

Miss South Carolina...on Steve Spurriers new defensive philosophy.... well she might as well... wow.... just wow....

Meanwhile in Tennuhcee...



Wow....Cal... how embarrasing.... to commemerate the loss... Phil Fulmer had 3 dozen donuts....Lulu and Junior...well they looked stumped again...

Mike 6.0



Mike the VI..or soon to be...in his $3 million habitat.

NEWSFLASH...


GEORGIA TECH JUST SCORED AGAIN ON NOTRE DAME!!

ouch... worst opening loss in the history of the domers...ouch..

Saturday, September 01, 2007

..Jimmy Sexton on his way to Ann Arbor...


Rumor: Saban's Agent on a plane and on his way to Ann Arbor....

Link to the Michigan Fans Web Page




you lost to Apple State?!?! Haha

http://michigan.rivals.com/forum.asp?sid=883&fid=39