Moment of Silence........
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lsual and the Krewe of Tailgate expresses our deepest sympathies for the Tragedy that occured on the Va. Tech Campus back in April. (A moment of silence please)
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Life goes on....
Back to Football. Tennuhcee didn't take mercy on the Tigers after Katrina..life went on....it's time to play football....
Five years we've waited to face the Castrated Turkey's in the confines of Tiger Stadium. Here it is. ESPN Gameday, ESPN 8:15 kickoff. Pandamonium will ensue.
#2 LSU vs. #9 Va. Tech.
Tigers vs. Turkey/Chicken Castrated Turkey Fighting Gobbler Gobble Thing
Fear Les Miles vs. Frank "Beamerball" Beamer and Quatto
(Quatto you may ask? Al..what the hell is a Quatto...well....let me tell you... remember Ahnold Schwarzeneggar's "classic" Total Recall??? The head of the Alien Resistance had this half man thing growing out of his chest? Remember dat?? Well Frank Beamer has that thing on his head?? That's the only explanation that makes sense... look at it... he's got Quatto on his head..that's what's coaching!!!)
Okay at this point you're probably thinking LSUal has lost his mind... maybe.....
Hokies...from Wikipedia...
Virginia Tech's sports teams are called the Hokies, except for the swim team, which uses the variant "H2Okies," a play on the chemical formula for water. The Tech mascot is the HokieBird.
The word, which originated from the Old Hokie spirit yell, penned in 1896, is often used interchangeably with "Fighting Gobblers" to refer to sports teams, fans, students, or alumni. The official university school colors - Chicago Maroon and Burnt Orange - also were introduced in 1896. The colors were chosen by a committee because they made a 'unique combination' not worn elsewhere at the time.[1] The mascot is the HokieBird, a turkey-like creature. The teams were originally known as the "Fighting Gobblers," and the turkey motif was retained despite the name change.
Coached by Frank Beamer, Bud "Light" Davis DC, OC - who cares, QB - Scared Glennon, RB - see earlier post for his comments and disrespect of Tiger Stadium.
TIGERS
The Best Defense in the Land. 45 Points against Miss St....in the rain...first game of the new offense... Hester got most of the carries.... you will see something different and spectacular on Sat....you will see Gary Crowton's offense with Keiland Williams, Scott, Murphy and Doucet..and yes...the running Matt "Damon" Flynn. Craig Steltz for Heisman!!! Dorsey said himself he's not pretty enough to win the Heisman...but he should get some votes. I think Pelini has some special things instore...
Tiger Stadium, The GOLDEN BAND FROM TIGERLAND, The fantabulous Golden Girls, the best fans in the land (treat the visitors with respect, feed 'em, offer them several beverages, show your class and let the team kick their team's .... playbook) AND A Proud Tiger Stadium Salute to Mike VI ...may his reign be long and full of victories and National Championships.... http://www.mikethetiger.com/ ('tis official)
THE GAME...What will happen...
All you need to know is last week LSU allowed MSU 10 rushing yard while gaining 190 yards using mostly Hester and Flynn..meanwhile... Va. Tech gained 33 yards against East Friggin Carolina coached by Lou Holthz Son Shkip!
LSU - great defense and an offense ready to explode
Va. Tech - stats on paper from last year...and you probably won't find Mike Vick on the sideline this time.
Prediction...
It's the first night game in Tiger Stadium. It's a revenge match. It's on ESPN. It's LSU!!!! Punt Ugly Works...and why punt when you can drive the length of the field and score Touchdowns???
Va. Tech... Tigerbait.... Mike VI is hungry!!
THE SCORE
LSU 38
Hokie Gobblin' Beamer Ballers 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
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