Thursday, September 27, 2007

Roll the Wave Rant...


11:00AM ESPN Beignets, beer, and football..and a weak fundraiser by Nike.
Okay before you start....read this.... a Tulane Hate for LSU Forum... that'll get you quite in the mood to crush them jokers.




#2 LSU vs. #?? what ? 112 Tulane
On paper...
LSU 4-0
#1 Rush Defense
#1 Pass Efficiency Defense
#1 Total Defense
#1 Scoring Defense
#5 Total Sacks
Green Ripple 1-2
#96 Offense
#96 Scoring Defense
#94 Total Defense
#117 Pass Efficiency Defense
#82 Rush Defense
(more threatening than the Fighting Irish)
Wave
Led by first year Coach Bob (holy) Toledo. QB Scelfo...yup relative of the ex coach...he's the backup.... Tulane decided to break this year's trend of tiger foes and bench the starter not at halftime but before the game even starts. RB - I know they have one seen last week running down Bourbon Street weilding a knife after he 'allegedly' attempted to OJ 5 people.... don't think he's available. The other gets to be pummeled by Glenn Dorsery instead of being pummeled in O.P.P. The also play in an empty dome that has field turf.
TIGERS
No rain, no slush to slowdown Trindon this week. Defense looks good on field turf as well. Playing in our Home Away from Home the Louisiana SuperDome. Let's just go ahead and buy the naming rights to the Superdome... can you imagine this "The Tulane Green Wave Welcome you (5 fans) to the LSU Superdome for tonights game"
Dorsey, Flynn (watch that ankle dude..), #11, Hester, KW, #87 looks more impressive on turf than in the rain, Steltz, a play called "Roxie", The tune up game for Florida,.....
(Note to Student Section... show some class, keep it clean, be clever..be loud not vulgar)
WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN -
11:05 AM - Kickoff... Tulane loses the toss and that was their only shot. All Tigers.... All Morning, All early Afternoon..... SCOREFEST.... Could it be a 4th 62-0 over the Wave???
Prediction
Heart -
LSU 77
Tulane 10
Head -
LSU 48
Amplitude Modulating Turquoise Surf 0
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!



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