Thursday, September 24, 2015

Tigers vs. Orangemen

LSU vs. Syracuse....

Really...

Do I have to....

LSU 2-0 vs 'Cuse 3-0

The Orangemen....

Mascot does not instill fear. What are Orangemen? Do they have John Boehner as a mascot? that's the only Orangeman I know of.   They are 3-0 and lead the ACC....well okay... they are also starting their 5th string walk-on QB....seriously... this is all you need to know...

LSU

#7 #7 #8 #5 ... LSU runs at will. The more we pass...the less we run... we want to run!!!


Kickoff:11:00 AM..

What will happen?

Seriously.... a 5th string QB is starting against DBU!! Leonard Fournette is playing an ACC defense....

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

47-17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Tigers vs. tigers 2015

..I heard you missed me I'm back.....  yes out of retirement......it's for a good...GREAT.. cause....


LSU vs. Allbarn 2015

The rivalry built on hate and the dish best served cold...REVENGE!!!!



Cold will not be an option Saturday in Death Valley... 94 flipping degrees and a day game on c.BS television...


Let's get to it....

Allbarn

The 2015 War chickenplainsmen little 't' tigers ... 2-0  and fresh off their thrilling overtime win over 42 point underdog Jacksonville St.  Yes you heard that correct... OT at home against a team the likes of McNeese bring in to play for homecoming games.... a Rent a Win for the Rent a win Teams!!

Auburn is still led by the "genius' Gus Malzhananaan.... he's considered a genius because his offense runs 5 plays and he wears a sporty sweatervest in heat of the summer???   Strange dude... he has yet to a win a National Championship but he's the revolution of football with his 5 plays apparently.  Yes his team thrashed LSU last year 41-7... THIS IS WHERE The REVENGE thing creeps in!!!  After that his team fell to pieces and he needed to fix his defense.   .... In steps the "BOOM"... Wil Muschamp who single handily destroyed the once great Florida Gators as head coach.  His new team hasn't fared well so far and is not too solid against the run.... HMMMM ... LSU can run!!!

Did I mention my severe hatred of Auburn? Stems back to Tommy Tuberville, Cigars, Refgate 1 and Refgate 2, Stomping the Eye, Gene Chizck, sCam Newton, kickers picking fights with the LSU band....I could go on and on.... I will.....    This team needs to get beat!!!

Tigers!!!

The Real Tigers... 1-0 ... and Les Miles did his usual weird, heart stopping, heart pounding game plan last week and snatched victory from the jaws of defeat to get his 100th win as LSU Head Coach... he's frustrating but he wins!!! He can run 4 plays, has a National Championship and is not considered a genius by any stretch of the imagination...but he just wins!!!!  #7 #7 #7 #7 ... Leonard Fournette... that's all you need to know for Saturday.....

What Will Happen?
Golden Band from Tigerland, F-18 flyover.... kickoff..... 

Brandon Harris for 130 yards....2 TD.... Leondard Fournette for 180 yards,.... Guice for 2 TDs.... Tigers beat the fauxtigers!!! Auburn can't stop the run and the QB can't stop throwing to the guys in Purple and Gold!!!

Victory for LSU!!!

41- 14 ....Mad Hatter beats the Sweatervest....Revenge served warm....cold...hot.... and Auburn denied a win in Tiger Stadium yet again.... they haven't won in T.S since Bill and Monica were an item........(1999)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!