Sunday, November 28, 2010

10 and 2

Blown defenses and the usual offense struggles lead to a loss at War Memorial Stadium.

but hey LSU is 10-2. Not too shabby. Losing to the #2 and the #8 BCS teams.

Damn why does the SEC WEST have to be the best conference in the country right now?

Spurrier had it easy in the 90's when the rest of the conference was crap.

Saban had it easy in the early 2000's when he could win the conference with 3 losses.

Now one loss and you're done.

congratulations Les Miles on another 10 win season...now please go find another offensive coordinator... I can't take much more of the Crowton experience.

-lsual

Geaux Tigers!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

It's Gameday by Jill....

Pork, it’s what’s for dinner



There are so many reasons to be thankful

But s something we must not disregard

You won’t see last week’s score

On any Ole Miss fan’s Christmas card



A thanks and best wishes to PP7

We’ll cheer for you no matter where you may be

Our Tigers will always be Tigers

On this we can all agree



So, Bama choked with abandon

And Oregon won’t be denied

Our sites are set on the Sugar

When our offense is hitting its stride?



The advance scouting on Mallet

Says you hit him, and he cries like a girl

Methinks that Mr. Drake Nevis

Might be interested in giving it a whirl



A season of frustration and excitement

Of endless speculation and chatter

The Crazy Train is full speed ahead

Hop aboard. Take another ride with the Mad Hatter



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for nothing Nick....

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Beat Ar-Kansas!


cook them razorpigs!

the quest for the 11th win of the season... saturday...in Little Rock!!

Geaux TIGERS!!!!

Destroy Mallet!!

L S U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Friday, November 05, 2010

IT'S GAMEDAY BY JILL.....

BEAT BAMA

How many National Titles
Can one repugnant fanbase claim?
Y’all just go ahead and call 25 or 30
The rest of us know you have no shame

Sooo…what’s with buying players in Alabama?
It must be in the genes
Auburn wants to cheat with the big guys
The whole state makes SMU look clean

Bama finally won the Crystal
Here’s a little reminder. We have two.
And they won’t be hoisting this year’s jewel
After a really bad day at LSU

No matter our opinions and criticisms
This is the game we wait for all year
With 92,000 of your closest friends on hand
No place on Earth has a better atmosphere

The race is still wide open
This is our contest to win
Let’s Geaux Tigers, Let ‘er Rip
And the season shall begin again

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Friday, October 22, 2010

It's Gameday by Jill......

All Aboard!

The Conductor is a madman
You can’t get off the train
It moves with a speed and purpose
You simply can’t explain

He speaks a different language
The train keeps rolling on
The players seem to know it
But you wonder where you’ve gone

And then we’re at mid-season
Without a loss in sight
Are you awake or are you dreaming?
The train rolls on all night…

And now we have the matchup
Welcome to the Undefeated Show!
That train just keeps on rolling
Can you hear the whistle blow?

The Conductor just keeps smiling
As we go plowing down the track
It's full speed ahead, Tiger Fans
There is no looking back


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Tigers vs. War Chickens Rant 2010 edition...


THAT'S PASS INTERFERENCE!!! 4 years later and I'm still ANGRY!!!!


#6 vs #4


Tigers vs. War Chicken/Plainsmen/Faux Tigers


Defense vs. Cam Fig "I didn't steal the laptop" Newton


2 headed QB system vs. we gave up 43 points and 21 of that was to the backup QB last week....


The Hat vs. The guy the Hat beat last year


Patrick Peterson vs. some no name reciever


Josh Jasper vs. the school where the kickers have picked fights with LSU band members


The team that Really Hates Tuberville vs. The team that Hates Tuberville


Winner of 3 straight LSU/Auburn games vs. Loser of 3 straight LSU/Auburn Games


7-0 vs 7-0


...no need for more... YOU KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE!!!


THIS IS HUGE!!


LSU vs. Allbarn.....


LSU 31 Allbarn 17


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!




Wednesday, October 20, 2010

IT IS AUBURN WEEK....











Tuberville may be gone....but the hatred remains the same.....
GEAUX (REAL) TIGERS!!!!





Thursday, October 14, 2010

Can you contain the laughter???


Seriously... BWAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAAAHAA ROTFLMAO!!!!

Beat McNeese - Tiger to 7 and 0!!!

Seriously.. do I need a rant to fire up the 52 point favorite to win over a team that's starting its 3rd string QB and RB and eaked out a victory over Lamar AND lost to Cal Poly...????

Seriously....

All the Tigers get to play!!! What's the record for 100 yard rushers on a team in a single game??

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Please lets see the Wildtiger with Ware and Shep in the backfield....

Prediction:

LSU 72

McNeese 10

Sunday, October 10, 2010

LSU Pulls Off Incredible Win Over Florida

VICTORY in the Swamp!




It's great to beat a Florida Gator!!

and FEAR THE HAT!!

THE HAT IS BACK!!

LESTICLES HAS RETURNED!!

Friday, October 08, 2010

The Rant Picturebook!







































Prediction:




Meyers loses to Miles in the Swamp!!




GEAUX TIGERS!!!






JUST WIN!!

I'm tired of this crap...

Play to to level of our oppponents.... it's turned into basketball where it's only worth watching the last 2 minutes!!

I'll tune in with 2 minutes and expect a win!!!

JUST DO IT!!

...GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Friday, October 01, 2010

Joe Aleva's Letter ...


Dear Tiger Fans,

Tiger Stadium is known as one of the most intimidating arenas for opposing teams in the sporting world, a reputation that has been well-earned because of the passion of our fans.

Tiger Stadium is at its best when it roars as one voice in support of the Tigers. But when some among the crowd are vocally disapproving of our own players or coaches, it is detrimental on many levels. It impacts the morale of the players, it reflects poorly on our reputation, it sends a poor message of sportsmanship to the young people in the crowd and it delivers a negative message to recruits in attendance.

As the Tigers play on national television against Tennessee on Saturday afternoon, I hope the Tiger Nation will be at its best. The crowd at Tiger Stadium is the best 12th man in all of college football, and in the highly-competitive Southeastern Conference, our Tigers need every ounce of support.

We are 4-0 and ranked as high as No. 10 in the nation and we are heading in to the most challenging portion of our schedule. Let’s keep the momentum going.

Geaux Tigers,

Joe Alleva
Vice Chancellor and Director of Athletics

Patrick Peterson 86 Yard Punt Return TD

Patrick Peterson Punt Return

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Random thoughts on Tenn-uh-cee...

It’s almost gameday again…and I predict a thrashing of U of Tenn.

Revenge for the Post Rita 2005 debacle
Revenge for Chavis
Tenn has 4-6 starters out
Their DBs are 5’10
They gave up 400 yards passing to UAB
They went to double OT to with UAB. UAB missed 5 field goals in the game
First road game of the season
JJ will have about 150 yards passing…will run for 2 scores
Peterson takes another to the house
Tenn is 2-2 and that is over UT Martin and UAB in Double OT


Seriously …our 2 out of 3 football team (Special Teams, Defense are the 2) is going to wax U of T.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Tigers Vs. The Couch Burners


We MUST Protect this couch...uh.... HOUSE !!


http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/ - something is way wrong with these people....win or lose they burn couches...


#12 LSU vs #21 West Virginia - first meeting of the schools in football ever!!
WVU
Led by Gino the QB and Noel Divine the RB in his 12th season at WVU. Gino's good ..Noel is fast... THE LSU D is faster. Their crowd will bring the couch burning ideas to Baton Rouge only to burned by the Louisiana heat, humidity and their own stupidity. WVU enters this game fresh off a victories over Coastal Carolina, Marshall and Maryland....
LSU
LSU 3-0 against UNC, Vandy, and Mississippi Mistake.
We are NOT Marshall! It's Saturday Night in Tiger Stadium ...where Les Miles is 54-15 as head coach and is 24-1 in games that starts at night on a Saturday in Tiger Stadium. Kickoff... 8:00 PM. Crowd primed! Tigers Ready! Mike the Tiger..Hungry!
What's gonna happen...
The LSU Offensive line outweighs the WVU defensive front on average by 40 lbs. Do the Math! Tigers will run...and occasionally pass. The WVU offense will run for a bit...then run backwards for their lives!!! Close for a quarter...then JJ starts connecting with Randall and Shepard..and Gino starts connected to Patrick Peterson!!! JJ breaks 200 yards passing....Ridley runs for 140 and Ford actually gets 5 carries for 65 yards!!!!
Prediction:
TIGERS!
LSU 38 WVU 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
..and the Tiger fans confirm the ESPN Ranking of Tiger Stadium as "the scariest place to play in America!"


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

WVU Couch Burning

Something is wrong with these people ....

Win or lose... WVU burns couches. Hide your furniture. They are coming to town saturday.....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU Puts Away Mississippi State, 29-7

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Tigers Win 29-7


Tigers Win!


Defense is for real.


5 interceptions


5 field goals


we don't need a QB -- just kick field goals.


It's working so far!


JJ did look much sharper by the way.


2-0 in SEC play. 3-0 on the year.


Next up... the place that burns couches win or lose - West Va.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Eric Reid, LSU vs Vanderbilt 2010

It's Gameday by Jill.....

Beat State

The jambalaya pot is steaming
There’s plenty of cold beer on ice
You’ve got your lucky shirt on
Nothing else will suffice

With an expert at every tailgate
It’s too bad they don’t get paid
There’s no doubt they’d be excellent coaches
For a game most of them never played

Meanwhile in the locker room
The real playmakers prepare
As they gather and move towards the tunnel
Their excitement and energy fills the air

The bass drum sounds the signal
The crowd roars with delight
Dan Borne provides the forecast
Welcome to Death Valley, it’s Saturday night

Don’t try to pretend it was the education
Everyone knows what’s true
Saturday nights in Tiger Stadium
Are the real reason we chose LSU

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Beat State

nothing I can say.. but BEAT MOO STATE!!

I don't want to hear any damn cowbells!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

September 11th, 2001

9/11 NEVER FORGET
Always Remember
Say a prayer
God Bless AMERICA!!

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Beat Vandy!!

Destroy Vandy okay... unleash the TIGER!!!

In lieu of a rant I'll let Vandy do the talking....

Stacy the Vandy RB from yesterday - "LSU, they're a good team. We all know what they'e about. But they're beatable."

LSUAL - "VANDY ...WE KNOW THEY ARE STILL VANDY..even with their new coach of 0ne month and their attitude...THEY ARE STILL VANDY! DESTROY THEM!!!!"

Word out of LSU is that the team and the staff had some words after the UNC game that the performance was unacceptable... I expect... a massive amount of pain to be unleashed on Vandy...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

What's gonna happen - (I was going to say LSU would play again to the level of it's opponent and eak out a narrow win... but this will be different.... PAIN is coming.... and Vandy is the recipient....



LSU 49 - Vandy 14

p.s. - #7 takes it to da house again.. this time on D!!!

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

W T F ?




Way to Finish!!




Way too flustered!!!




Okay... what was that?




A win is a win!!




30-24




1-0 on the season.




Geaux Tigers!!




Get Peterson and I.V.!!!

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

2009 LSU Football Top 10 Plays of the Year

LSU Football 2010 Promo - Patrick Peterson

LSU Football: Russell Shepard 2010 Look me in the Eyes

LSU Football 2010 - The Defense [HYPE Video]

LSU Football 2010 Season Trailer [HYPE Video]

Beat the TAR outta the Heals RANT!!

Welcome Back Tiger Fans!!

First things first... YES I AM STILL ALIVE... merely resting and training for the 2010 season.....

Second thing....uh..second... perspective... LSU is 3 seasons past a National Championship.... 8-5 (3-5 SEC) in 2008...9-4 (5-3 SEC) in 2009... improvement!

Third thing...the Hat is 51-15 as LSU Coach. That's not too shabby but nobody is showing the love... it's the 'what have you done for me lately' syndrome... and yes... TIME TO PUT UP or.... well find a new source of income Leslie.....

but I digress... I'm putting on the Purple and Gold Glasses now....

LSU Vs. UNC

I would be really scared if this was basketball...but come on... ACC football??? and there's a great chance that they'll be without several starters due to them trying to impersonate the cheating ways of Bama?? It don't matter Tigers vs. Tar Heals.... TIGERS HANDS DOWN!!! THIS IS SEC FOOTBALL!! THIS IS LSU!!! (LSU leads the series 5-1!!) That one loss was in 1949 and the refs were horrendous cheating Bama lovers....

UNC

Led by Butch Davis of Cheating Miami, losing Cleveland Browns and nervous breakdown fame... Get the man some Zantac...he's gonna need it saturday. We'll find out at gametime if he has 2 or 9 starters benched thanks to his ...uh.. "Nanny" writing papers for his 'scholar' athletes.. .anyhow... even if the do show up their offense will be led by the least mobile QB in all of college football....

LSU

JJ is back at QB ..and really his numbers aren't that bad ...9-4 as the starter...and will be the first 2 year starter for LSU since Jamarcus "I lika da Codeine" Russell. The offensive line will be much improved.... HOW COULD IT NOT BE?? ...thus...a running GAME!!! The best WR corps in nation hands down will lead the Tiger Offense...Tolliver...Randle...Shepard.... and yes Von Crowton is back...but he's due to break the slump....

Defense!! They're back!! no more third and chavis... domination returns!!

The field!! It's the Gawja dome...not the turf minefield of the Crapital One Bowl!!!

The Tiger Band!! The Golden Girls!! Make Mike the Tiger stand up and roar....

Prediction

Hurricane Earl is Heading for North Carolina. And bunch of Tiger fans are heading to Atlanta to deal with the evacuated Tar Heal Team..... JJ will look his usual first half rusty but gains form late in the 2nd quarter... and explosion of offense led by some spectacular Shepard run catch TDs and of course the defense led by Patrick Peterson dominates the quickly sputtering UNC offense... WELCOME BACK TO THE BANDWAGON TIGER FANS!!! It's LSU over UNC .... (would I predict it any other way???))

LSU 31 UNC 14

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

The HAT IS BACK!!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Yeah Yeah Yeah - Crystal Tears

Wow... this was 22 years ago...

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Super Bowl highlights

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-super-bowl/09000d5d816481db/Saints-31-Colts-17

WHO DAT!

Thanks goes out to Manning for throwing the game winner!! Awesome!

Monday, February 08, 2010

WHO DAT! WON DAT!!

Congrats Saints on Super Bowl 44

Congrats former Tigers Randall Gay and Devery Henderson....

and a special shot out to Nick Saban... thanks for thinking Drew Brees was washed up when you coached Miami!

(pic courtesy of the Times-Picayune)....


Tuesday, February 02, 2010

"The Soul of New Orleans"

quite awesome.. GEAUX SAINTS!!

WHO DAT!

Friday, January 15, 2010

Lane Kiffin Quits; Pre-Presser Drama

Wow..this is entertaining..... TN AD trying to defend Lame Kitten

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Tired....

I'm tired of Les Miles.... I'm tired of the patheticness that has been the last two years....

Can Crowton now!!