....BAMA Week......

Saban – 3 wins versus Miles

 

Miles – 3 wins versus Saban

 

Tiger Stadium!

College Gameday!

Jeremy Hill

Mingo

Minter

Reid

No Jefferson

No Lee

 

 

I like the Tigers!!

LSU vs. Texas A&M 2012 Trailer

Tigers vs Aggies Rant 2012..early kickoff edition..

#6 LSU vs #18 Texas aTm

Seriously.... there's something very wrong with these people....

And something seriously wrong with ESPN... What an 11A&M kickoff time??

Anyhow...enjoy your brunch and cocktails.... it's gametime...early.....

Aggies
The rivalry renewed. Let's see....

• QB...mobile....and  freshman....
• Stadium.- Kyle field ...not sure they've figured out yet how to grow real grass at the Agricultural school....
• Cheerleaders... disturbing...it's a bunch of guys in Khaki... (see above...or look away)
• Band ...bunch of guys marching in an evershrinking formation... not impressed
• 2nd SEC game versus an SEC defense... (they lost to UF too)
• Defense- nonexistent...seriously... 57 points given up last week to La Tech
• Coach - Kevin Sumlin...year 1
• Mascot...a cute little puppy with lots of hair... not too intimidating
• Reason for joining SEC...never could win the Big12...and alway lost to Mack Brown..seriously...Mack Brown...who beats no-one anymore.
• Traditions... strange pinky ring cult

Tigers
YES!! Defense has found itself!!! Offense... abandon the pass...give the ball to HILL!!!
Mingo and Sonic Sam will find a way to shut down the mobile QB... AGAIN! In the Chief we trust..
Les will actually sound coherent for his halftime interview...something about "'time to finish this...complete game...all phases..punt game fierce....."
Tiger Band and Goldern Girls will be far more impressive than the 'yell leaders' and the cadets

What's Gonna Happen....
They Aggies are all pumped up that LSU returns to Kyle field after an almost 20 year span... what they don't realize is that CurleyArcher is no longer the LSU coach. Tigers go full throttle early and take command. Superspeedy QB gets a few yards in the 2nd quarter before Sonic Sam sucks all the energy out of the place with back to back demolition hits..... Hill and Ware prove a devastating tandem at rotating tailbacks and Mettenberger manages to not trip on his feet and actually throw 3 TD passes in this one.

LSU  38
Aggies 17 (your defense is swiss cheesiest)


GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Welcome to the SEC aTm!!!

Tigers Win!! Tigers Win!!

".....that was Death Valley. That was the place where opponent's dreams come to die. It was spectacular. It started early, and it went late. It was with us the whole night. It was spectacular. I recognize the advantage that this team had in this stadium." - Les Miles

DEFEAT SPURRIER!!!

THAT IS ALL!

WIN!

Somehow score (go DEFENSE!!)

And beat SC!!!

LSU 21

USCe 17

Tigers vs. Jorts...uh GATORS RANT!

2007 - 4th down.. HESTER SCORES!!!

#2, #3,#4 LSU vs #10 Gators


Destroy the Gators that is all....

For me it has all begun and ended with the Gators...sure we despise Bama, hate Auburn and would like Ole Miss to perpetually Geaux to Hell... but for me my formative Tiger fan years was watching the Tigers get a decade of trouncing courtesy of little Steve Superior and his visor.... Then it all changed ...1997... Tiger Stadium... LSU could rise to the occasion.... VICTORY!!! #1 Florida goes down and Spurrier's invincibility is shattered.....  Flash forward to Last year and the Tigers Destroy Florida in Death Valley on National TV during the DAY no less..... But you see..it's not over..... we still owe them Jort wearin' sunsabitches... PAYBACK!!! GEAUX TO HELL FLORIDA!!!

Floriduh Gators...

Les has made short order of Zook, and drove Ubran Meyer to the brink of insanity before retiring to the ease of the slow Big 10, in steps... Will Muschamp. Last minute hire to replace Urban Cryer Meyer. Will had a brutal year one and looked very lost last year... made a few changes this year with getting rid of Charlie Weiss as the OC (couldn't afford Charlie's grocery bill)... Well will we liked you when you were a DC at LSU...but now you're just TIGER BAIT... your little hyper sideline rants were kind of entertaining ...oh ten years ago... but seriously dude...grow up.... calm down... or you are going to give yourself and aneurism....


Freshman QB... meet the Tiger Defense... hell on wheels....

LSU

The living dead nightmare of Towson has passed... Tigers are 5-0 ...and now onto October. Mettensandwich has shaved his 70's stache and hopefully takes this game seriously... Talent... but needs some motivation... WAKE UP!!!!!  Defense... shall dominate.... running game will accelerate... passing game will infuriate... THE Gators that is....!!! ODELL will catch all balls his way and so will the rest of the Offense... WHERE HAS THAT BEEN???


WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!

It's great to BEAT A FLO-RI-DA GATOR!!

LSU  31

Florida 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

NEXT... Spurrier... we owe you personally....

TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!!!