Thursday, October 04, 2012

Tigers vs. Jorts...uh GATORS RANT!


2007 - 4th down.. HESTER SCORES!!!


#2, #3,#4 LSU vs #10 Gators


Destroy the Gators that is all....



For me it has all begun and ended with the Gators...sure we despise Bama, hate Auburn and would like Ole Miss to perpetually Geaux to Hell... but for me my formative Tiger fan years was watching the Tigers get a decade of trouncing courtesy of little Steve Superior and his visor.... Then it all changed ...1997... Tiger Stadium... LSU could rise to the occasion.... VICTORY!!! #1 Florida goes down and Spurrier's invincibility is shattered.....  Flash forward to Last year and the Tigers Destroy Florida in Death Valley on National TV during the DAY no less..... But you see..it's not over..... we still owe them Jort wearin' sunsabitches... PAYBACK!!! GEAUX TO HELL FLORIDA!!!

Floriduh Gators...


Les has made short order of Zook, and drove Ubran Meyer to the brink of insanity before retiring to the ease of the slow Big 10, in steps... Will Muschamp. Last minute hire to replace Urban Cryer Meyer. Will had a brutal year one and looked very lost last year... made a few changes this year with getting rid of Charlie Weiss as the OC (couldn't afford Charlie's grocery bill)... Well will we liked you when you were a DC at LSU...but now you're just TIGER BAIT... your little hyper sideline rants were kind of entertaining ...oh ten years ago... but seriously dude...grow up.... calm down... or you are going to give yourself and aneurism....


Freshman QB... meet the Tiger Defense... hell on wheels....

LSU

The living dead nightmare of Towson has passed... Tigers are 5-0 ...and now onto October. Mettensandwich has shaved his 70's stache and hopefully takes this game seriously... Talent... but needs some motivation... WAKE UP!!!!!  Defense... shall dominate.... running game will accelerate... passing game will infuriate... THE Gators that is....!!! ODELL will catch all balls his way and so will the rest of the Offense... WHERE HAS THAT BEEN???


WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!

It's great to BEAT A FLO-RI-DA GATOR!!

LSU  31

Florida 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!



NEXT... Spurrier... we owe you personally....


TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!!!

No comments: