Tigers vs Aggies Rant 2012..early kickoff edition..

#6 LSU vs #18 Texas aTm

Seriously.... there's something very wrong with these people....

And something seriously wrong with ESPN... What an 11A&M kickoff time??

Anyhow...enjoy your brunch and cocktails.... it's gametime...early.....

Aggies
The rivalry renewed. Let's see....

• QB...mobile....and  freshman....
• Stadium.- Kyle field ...not sure they've figured out yet how to grow real grass at the Agricultural school....
• Cheerleaders... disturbing...it's a bunch of guys in Khaki... (see above...or look away)
• Band ...bunch of guys marching in an evershrinking formation... not impressed
• 2nd SEC game versus an SEC defense... (they lost to UF too)
• Defense- nonexistent...seriously... 57 points given up last week to La Tech
• Coach - Kevin Sumlin...year 1
• Mascot...a cute little puppy with lots of hair... not too intimidating
• Reason for joining SEC...never could win the Big12...and alway lost to Mack Brown..seriously...Mack Brown...who beats no-one anymore.
• Traditions... strange pinky ring cult

Tigers
YES!! Defense has found itself!!! Offense... abandon the pass...give the ball to HILL!!!
Mingo and Sonic Sam will find a way to shut down the mobile QB... AGAIN! In the Chief we trust..
Les will actually sound coherent for his halftime interview...something about "'time to finish this...complete game...all phases..punt game fierce....."
Tiger Band and Goldern Girls will be far more impressive than the 'yell leaders' and the cadets

What's Gonna Happen....
They Aggies are all pumped up that LSU returns to Kyle field after an almost 20 year span... what they don't realize is that CurleyArcher is no longer the LSU coach. Tigers go full throttle early and take command. Superspeedy QB gets a few yards in the 2nd quarter before Sonic Sam sucks all the energy out of the place with back to back demolition hits..... Hill and Ware prove a devastating tandem at rotating tailbacks and Mettenberger manages to not trip on his feet and actually throw 3 TD passes in this one.

LSU  38
Aggies 17 (your defense is swiss cheesiest)


GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Welcome to the SEC aTm!!!