Thursday, October 30, 2008

Holy Toledo!!! It's Tulane Time....

Holy Toledo...that's Bob Toledo Coach of the Green Wave (being made in the pic above)....Tulane's coming to town... 2-5... and ready for it's annual beating....

The only thing that scares me about Tulane other than their 4 fans would be that fact that they are playing LSU's Defense.

Tulane

Bob Toledo's year two started off okay as the put quite the effort against little Nicky and the Bammers but what a different a month makes as they have lost their leading rusher and have QB problems that rival that of the Tigers. Tulane is well...being Tulane. This is not the Tulane team that put up a fight last year...

Tigers

Fear not... the no pass run option (Mr. Hatch) is benched due to injury. Tiger fans you will be treated to quite the offensive spectacle... Mr. Lee passing to the correct team, Jordan Jefferson making on heck of a case for next years...heck next week's starting spot..and the one two running punch of KW and Sir Charles Scott.... If the Tigers can put up 30+ on the UF and UGA Defenses... they should be able to put some points on our happless little Greenies from NOLA....


What's Gonna Happen....

Okay Tigers get tuned up...fix the defense... score many points and get in a rythm...for next week's challenge awaits... BAMA...

But let's get through this one first.......

SCOTT!! KW!!! LEE to LaFell!!! Jefferson to Byrd!!!
TD TD TD TD TD

All Tigers... all night... alright!!!

LSU 51 Tulame 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

What happened???

What was that part 2???

Heck I’m worried about tulane.

  1. the dual headed monster at DC ..is well a joke. Not much dropoff in talent…but Lou Tepper has returned
  2. QB – we are playing our 3rd and 4th string QBs from last year. Stick with Lee… he may not pass to the right team all the time but at least you know he can and will throw a pass. Give up on Hatch. He can’t throw a pass and is running a H.S. offense. Forget Jefferson’s redshirt…get him in there. ..we need a second passer with game experience or we’ll be looking at the same situation next year.
  3. Bama will play in the SEC championship game regardless of whether we beat them or not. It will be a good game and I hope we win. Florida will demolish UGA this weekend. Florida will demolish Nicky in the SECCG. Bama beat KY by 3 points. UF beat KY by more than 8 touchdowns. Auburn will not beat Bama because they have no offense.
  4. LSU will be 9-3 or 8-4 at worst. 10-2 at best at the end of the season. Earily similar season to Dinardo’s third act and Saban’s final year. Getting waxed in the loses due to bad QB and DB play.
  5. I hope Les has more sense than loyalty. Get us a DC.

Friday, October 24, 2008

BEAT UGA!!

First meeting since the Beatdown in Atlanta after the Katrina Season....

It's simple...UGA loses....and there chance of Atlanta and a National Championship are toast....

LSU ...same....well..it's just not gonna happen.....

TIGERS!!!

analysis ... www.dandydon.com

LSU averages scoring 31.2 points per game, Georgia averages 31.7. LSU allows 21.5 points, Georgia allows 17.7. LSU rushes for 178 yards per game and gives up 96.7. Georgia rushes for 169 yards per game and allows 61.0 yards per game. LSU averages 220 yards per game passing and allows 198.5. Georgia passes for 266 yards per game and allows 209. LSU averages 399 yards per game total offense and allows 295 yards per game. Georgia averages 429 yards per game on offense and allows 270. QB: Matthew Stafford of Georgia, a 6'3", 227 junior and a three-year starter, has completed 124 of 203 passes for 1,967 yards and 10 touchdown and has thrown five interceptions in seven games . Jarrett Lee of LSU has completed 81 of 146 passes for 1,041 yards and eight touchdowns and threw six interceptions. Andrew Hatch has completed 23 of 43 for 260 yards and two touchdowns. Advantage Georgia. Running backs: Knowshon Moreno has rushed for 789 yards on 128 carries and 11 touchdowns. Caleb King has rushed for 260 yards on 53 carries. Charles Scott of LSU has rushed for 638 yards on 99 carries for a 6.4 average per carry. Keiland Williams has rushed for 137 yards on 32 carries. Slight advantage Georgia. Wide receivers: A.J. Green of Georgia has caught 36 passes for 573 yards and four touchdowns, M. Massaquoi has caught 25 passes for 350 yards. Brandon LaFell of LSU has 33 receptions for 462 yards. Demetrius Byrd has 19 receptions for 295 yards. Richard Dickson has 16 receptions for 154 yards. Even. OL: LSU has four returning starters from the 2007 BCS national champion team. Georgia's offensive line is made up of two freshmen, two sophomores and one junior. I believe LSU's front four on defense will be more than the young Georgia offensive line can handle. Advantage LSU. DL: Georgia's defensive line returns seven of the team's top eight defensive linemen and they are very fast off the edge. LSU lost Glen Dorsey from the 2007 BCS national championship team, but the Tigers' defensive front has great speed and is very physical. Advantage LSU. LBs: Georgia's linebackers are big, fast, very young and very good. LSU's linebackers played great at South Carolina and Kelvin Sheppard and Perry Riley, both from Georgia, will be fired-up to play the Bulldogs. Also, Darry Beckwith will be near 100 percent. Slight advantage LSU. DBs: The strength of the Georgia team on defense is their defensive backs. Georgia returns three starters from the 2007 defensive backfield which was one of the best in the NCAA. LSU's defensive backfield has been a sore spot for the Tigers this season but has plenty of talent and will improve as the season goes. Advantage Georgia. Special teams: Georgia has returned 16 punts for 335 yards for a 21.0 yard average. LSU has returned 15 for 262 for a 17 yard average. Georgia has returned 24 kicks for 518 yards for a 21.5 average. LSU has returned 26 for 494 yards and a 19.0 average. Georgia has punted 25 times for a 42.5 average. LSU has punted 26 times for a 40.3 average. Georgia has made 11 of 15 field goals. LSU has made nine of 10. Even.


What's gonna happen.... a repeat of the last day game versus UGA... but with more flair and intensity.....

KW and Charles Scott have one heck of a game......

TIGERS WIN!!!

LSU 33 UGA 21

It's Gameday by Jill.....


The sun is a shining, the birds are a singing, if you see a bulldog, its ass will be stinging…

So here we are in the season
When there is so much on the line
One team’s season hopes will go on
While the others must redefine

Let’s welcome our guests from Georgia
We take pride in our hospitality
Do offer them a beer and some gumbo
To wash down that dose of reality

We don’t need any gimmicks
No blackouts are required
When The Tigers have something to prove
We know how to get inspired

It’s nothing but a little history
Between two fine SEC teams
While LSU carries the pride of our championships
The dawgs can’t quite fulfill their dreams

How does it feel Coach Richt
To start at consensus #1
And realize pretty quickly
That you just can’t get it done

Here’s just a little reminder, doggies
You can keep on whining like you do
We’ve still got that crystal football
And we’re still better than you

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Remember Last Time.......

5 years ago... UGA comes in to Tiger Stadium for a day game.... leaves with a loss.....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

South Carolina vs. LSU Ref Forearm Shiver

the talk of ESPN radio today... Ref you don't suck.

Friday, October 17, 2008

It's Gameday by Jill.....




Reboot

Do we really have to talk about it?
Don’t you think enough’s been said?
Endless Monday morning quarterbacking
Too many coaches in every thread

Let’s get back to fundamentals
Where the defense brings the pain
Where Alexander and Jean-Francois pound Garcia
And the stingy backfield drives him insane

Let’s get back to the basics
Give Chuck some room to run
Watch Lee’s on the job training
Kill the Cocks Saturday night fun

The label “young but talented”
Can sound like the media’s curse
But it will always make you feel better
When you make somebody else feel worse

Rodney Dangerfield was a genius
It’s better when you get no respect
The Visor is the Judge Smails of football
And his country club is about to get wrecked

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Fark Pics courtesy of www.tigerdroppings.com )

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Game(cocks) on.... RANT

LSU vs Pure Evil (Steve Spurrier .... hint... he's pictured on the left)


The coach you love to hate... he was pure evil before Tuberville ever coached at Auburn...before Tuberville coached at Ole Miss... and yes before Tricky Nicky decided to setup his latest temporary coaching gig in Tuscaloosa...you always had a warm dark cold hateful place in your Heart for One Steve Superior........

Well Stevo..... You ain't at Florida anymore.... (thank God... last Saturday reminded me enough of CurleyDinardo)...and your team ain't feared.... respected maybe....feared No.....

This is not a battle between LSU and that other U.S.C. ..... this is completely about LES MILES vs. Steve Spurrier..... Steve wants revenge for the fake field goal play of the year last year.... not gonna happen Steve... LES has something more to prove.....

#13 LSU vs. Who cares # USC

Tigers vs. Gamecocks (lame mascot)
Les vs. Spurrier (each has a National Championship.... only one has one this decade)

Prediction.....

LSU 28 Cocks 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Hey who rehired Curley?


Just like the old Hallman days of old... Go to Gainsville and get punished...WTF?

51-21???? Wow...... Les (uh Curley??) WTF????? Did somebody put your lesticles in a lockbox? That was pathetic.......

Friday, October 10, 2008

Gator Rant....


Give me a break... you need a speech to get fired up for this one??

U of F 2006 BCS Champs vs.

L S U 2007 BCS Champs.......

RJF...meet Timmy Tebow......

U of F ...meet Charles Scott......

Will Urban be cryin' again??

What will Les have under the Hat??

?????????????????


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Prediction


LSU 27 Gaytors 25

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!

It's Gameday by Jill.....

Stock market, stock market thick Bush Bush
Come on tigers push push push!

When the calendar turns to October
And the fall air brings a chill
Every game is a monster
Every win, a greater thrill

A trip into the swamp
Once brought special fear
Now it’s part of the fun
To bring Urby & Timmy to tears

A tale of 2 QBs
Superman vs. the unknown gun
Tebow couldn’t best the rebs
Lee’s reign has just begun

A tale of 2 defenses
Forged in the once upon
An Urban myth is exposed
The Tiger legend will carry on

It always comes down to coaching
Who’s pacing your side of the field?
Their guy is in touch with his feelings
Ours has balls of steel

IT’S GAMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Les vs. Oscar Meyer

MILES Vs. SEC foes: 22-6 Vs. Top 25 foes: 16-5 Vs. Top 25 foes away from home: 10-4 Vs. Top 10 foes: 8-3 Vs. Top 10 foes away from home: 6-2 In postseason games (bowls and championships): 4-1 In games decided by a touchdown or less: 13-4 Record at home: 22-2 Record on the road: 12-3 Losses to unranked teams: 1 Top 25 finishes: 3 Top 10 finishes: 3



MEYER Vs. SEC foes: 20-8 Vs. Top 25 foes: 11-5 Vs. Top 25 foes away from home: 7-5 Vs. Top 10 foes: 6-2 Vs. Top 10 foes away from home: 4-2 In postseason games (bowls and championships): 3-1 In games decided by a touchdown or less: 9-5 Record at home: 21-2 Record on the road: 8-6 Losses to unranked teams: 4 Top 25 finishes: 3 Top 10 finishes: 1

(courtesy of Tigerdroppings.com)

hmm.......

so if you're still complaining how LSU didn't beat Miss Stake by 40.... get a load of this....

You could be Florida and have a loss to Ole Miss......

Les Miles' Facebook Page.....


Monday, October 06, 2008

TIGER BAND INDIANA JONES CONTEST

Click on...

Watch the Golden Band from TigerLand.... and vote....

http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/indianajones/

Geaux Tigers!

JUST WIN....

It's Florida Week....

Just one thing on the minds of Tiger Fans.... forget the election...forget the stock market....forget work... yeah really.... concentrate on what is important....

BEATING THE EVERLIVING STUFFING OUT OF THE GATORS!!!

Timmy Tebow.... better find that Cellphone and call for help.... 'cause LSU is coming......

and LSU > Ole Miss....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!