Thursday, September 23, 2010

Tigers Vs. The Couch Burners


We MUST Protect this couch...uh.... HOUSE !!


http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/ - something is way wrong with these people....win or lose they burn couches...


#12 LSU vs #21 West Virginia - first meeting of the schools in football ever!!
WVU
Led by Gino the QB and Noel Divine the RB in his 12th season at WVU. Gino's good ..Noel is fast... THE LSU D is faster. Their crowd will bring the couch burning ideas to Baton Rouge only to burned by the Louisiana heat, humidity and their own stupidity. WVU enters this game fresh off a victories over Coastal Carolina, Marshall and Maryland....
LSU
LSU 3-0 against UNC, Vandy, and Mississippi Mistake.
We are NOT Marshall! It's Saturday Night in Tiger Stadium ...where Les Miles is 54-15 as head coach and is 24-1 in games that starts at night on a Saturday in Tiger Stadium. Kickoff... 8:00 PM. Crowd primed! Tigers Ready! Mike the Tiger..Hungry!
What's gonna happen...
The LSU Offensive line outweighs the WVU defensive front on average by 40 lbs. Do the Math! Tigers will run...and occasionally pass. The WVU offense will run for a bit...then run backwards for their lives!!! Close for a quarter...then JJ starts connecting with Randall and Shepard..and Gino starts connected to Patrick Peterson!!! JJ breaks 200 yards passing....Ridley runs for 140 and Ford actually gets 5 carries for 65 yards!!!!
Prediction:
TIGERS!
LSU 38 WVU 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
..and the Tiger fans confirm the ESPN Ranking of Tiger Stadium as "the scariest place to play in America!"


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