Yup...why Marble Game?? Cause this one is for all the MARBLES!
Your #5 Fightin' Tigers from LSU vs #4 Alabama Cheaters, red seaweed, mighty elephants, payrooollll tide etc.
2:30 Saturday in Bear Bryant-Denny's (good eatin') Stadium!!!!
This is the first time this game has SEC West Lead implications in forever... the highest pairing of LSU vs opponent in November since the Eisenhower Administration.....
History: the Bear is long gone...Dreamland Ribs still suck..Rohan To Reed seems oh so long ago...
This season: Da bama record.
Middle Tennessee W 26-7
Southern Miss W 30-21
South Carolina W 37-14
Arkansas W 24-13
Florida W 31-3
Mississippi W 13-10
Tennessee W 6-3
Utah State W 35-3
Mississippi State W 17-0
Other than the Floriduh win...nothing spectacular....but Al what about Tennuhcee???
..okay so they beat a faltering Tennuhcee 6-3..then UT gives up 41 points to Notre Dame two weeks later.
..I'm throwin' our Tenn game out of this discussion completely...face it.... after Katrina and the Waves played New Orleans and the Rita fiasco there wasnt' enough energy in Tiger Stadium on that Monday night to push a Yugo downhill with a Category 5 Tailwind...END of DISCUSSION.
What's to be noticed 'bout Bama's record is that they only scored 17 points against pathetic Mississippi Mistake!!!! One score was on special teams and one by defense.
BAMA HAS NOT SCORED AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN IN THE LAST 12 QUARTERS OF SEC PLAY!!
Defense Wins Championships...but you gotta have somekind of offense!!! And since Prothro cracked his leg in half against Suburban Minor's UF team....they've had about as much offense as Aaron Brooks.....
BAMA:
The Cheaters are led by Mike Shula...hmmmm how'd he get that job???, Brodie Croyle returns as the BAMA QB for his 16th SEASON!!!, ...REALLY GOOD DEFENSE... NO GOOD OFFENSE...The Million Dollar Band from Bama Land (godawful) ...seaweed elephant confused mascot combo! Makeshift Offensive line....
whatcha gotta know:
- Leading Receiver - Prothro ..done for the year with a Joe Theisman Leg Break
- Starting Center - DONE .... ditto....replaced by a walkon
- Croyle only threw 116 yards against Miss. St.
LSU
Jamarcus IS THE MAN!! He's from the state of Alabama...he is the KEY!!! Addais is healthy! Our D is as good as theirs. Claude Wroten and Kyle Williams will have a field day with their walkon offensive line. Les Miles....celebrating B-day number 52, ... hey ..SKYLER GREEN, Dwayne BOWE, "Drop's Em Early but Catch's Em Late" Doucet,, Buster Davis... these four will have a field day. ..Tiger Band will blow away da Bama Band... 10,000 Tiger Fans are much louder than 70,000 Bear Bryant worshippers... Field position will be huge.. and we've got Chris Jackson and Skyler... I like our chances.....
WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN:
BAMA GET'S EXPOSED!! Bama d-stacks the line.. and Jamarcus puts it together for 60 minutes. Tigers come together....and meet Brodie in the middle... not pretty..... Skyler returns to his spectacular ways... I BELIEVE!! DO YOU BELIEVE!!! ..and a surprise re-appearance of Justin Vincent...
TIGERS WIN!!!
LSU - 27
(Payroll Tide!) Bama - 10
BAMA, BAMA, BAMA WON'T YOU BITE MY AS@!!!!!
DOMINATE!!!
...it's GAMEDAY By Jill....
BEAT BAMA
When November comes to Tiger Town
There's an anticipation that can't be denied
It's that cheating bunch we love to hate
Coach Shula's boy, and his crimson tide
Believe the hype, embrace the excitement
It's the biggest game of the year
Win this one Tigers, control your fate
Your Statement Game is here
Plagued with injuries and shaky at best
Their offense can't move the ball
Chris Jackson will kill 'em all day long
Downed on the 1, their backs against the wall
Oliver and Pittman are coming fast
For Croyle, there's nowhere to go but down
Look up at the sky, Brodie, and hear the Tiger Band play
There goes that SEC crown
Jamarcus and Co can make the difference
Hand that ball to Joe Addai
Mix it up with some nice yardage from Zinger
Pass it to Bowe, light up the sky
Are you ready for the big game Tigers?
This is smashmouth SEC football at its best
You can tough it and stuff it and run it up their gut
Take what's yours, leave them the rest
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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