It's that time of year again ..the annual grudge match with the RUNTS!!!
(Calvin Brotus Unofficial Mascot ..Replacing Col. Reb)
Is there any less love between two teams? I think not. Our inferior SEC West Brethren from the north have one chance to save their miserable season for their first year miserable coach and that's not til next week when they play Mississippi State for braggin' rights for last place......
Speakin of the miserable first year head coach.... I present to you the Be'Be' Orgeron Story
Orgeron a History:
So why did they hire this guy... cause he was the defensive line coach for the 'co-champs' USC in 2003...seems a logical choice for the 'co-champs of the SEC West in 2003....
First name: Ed
Nickname:Bebe (bay-bay)
Birthplace: LaRose, LA
College: Well that's a toughie... started off at LSU .. Coach Cholly Mac moved him from Defense to Offense...so he quit after two weeks in Baton Rouge.... he then became a Northwestern Demon...
Resume: Spent some time at Miami before doing some time for punching a female while drunk, ended up at USC and was the fifth choice to come in and turn around the runts.
Motivational Speach: Something about the "Wildboys"
Most Embarrassing Moment: Ripped his shirt off before practice to encourage the play of his Ole Miss "Wildboys" ...he beebee keep your greco roman body oil thing to yourself ...mississippi can be a dangerous place...
Coaching Record: 3-6
Ole Misery
Led by QB Ethan Flatt and WR Mike Espy (in his 18th season) and QB/RB/FB "losercan'thandlehavingtobeatout JamarcusfortheLSU job" Robert Lane... Last place in the SEC West..... 2 years since a winning record...and at least 18 years before another Manning 'championship' performance..... there defense ain't too shabby but their offense is rather sh_t_t_ey, The Grove - you call that tailgatin' ... picture Popeye's 30 piece bucket with fine china and a candellabra.... do they have a band? ...their mascot and symbol are banned!
LSU
Destroyers of the Bama dream season, winners of the last 7 games, #4 in the NATION, 2 wins away from Atlanta (Ole Miss the only SEC West Team never to go to Atlanta), First year head Coach Les Miles (8-1 and first LSU coach to beat BAMA,AUBURN AND FLORIDA in the same year), QB Jamarcus "SEC PLAYER of the YEAR???" Russell, Joe Addais and his ankle, Justin Time Vincent, Chris "well at least I can punt" Jackson, Kyle Williams, Claude Wroten, LaRon "How ya doin' Brodie?" Landry and the rest..... Golden Girls, The Golden Band from Tigerland...
WHAT's GONNA TAKE PLACE...
DOMINATION! The letdown is not even a possiblity. LSU is favored by 16.5. Tigers double that. Ole Miss is down and less gas in the tank than a turbocharge Hummer H1. Bebe's Kids phone it in...much to the shock of their well dressed, liquored up fans in their erector set Vaught-Amway Stadium.
Skyler GREEN SCORES!!! Justin Vincent has a field day...why... the field is PLASTIC GRASS..Justin's best games have been on the stuff...
VICTORY FOR LSU.. The School that Sherman built..marches onward towards Atlanta for a date with then GAWJA bulldogs.....
LSU 41
Outofthier Misery 3
It's GAMEDAY by Jill......
Go to Hell Ole Miss, Go to Hell
What's that sound you hear?
Drifting on the cool Alabama night...
It's origins are in a stadium in Tuscaloosa
It's silence. That's right.
The Tigers are in control now
We left the bammers dreams in the dust
The defense was for real, but let's be honest, folks Brodie "3rd and incomplete" Croyle was a bust
Is it time to break out your purple velvet finest?
Should you dazzle 'em with your regal golden gown?
The rebs think it's fun to get fancy for a football game
What else to do in a dumpy little Mississippi town?
With a 3rd string quarterback, and 3 outstanding wins,
The rebs are ridin' high and livin' large
They've got a nutbag coach, a certified losing record
And no Mannings left to lead the long, sad charge
Let's not take this lightly, Tigers
It's going to be a tough one, you can tell
Those rowdy rebs are a mouthy bunch
Hey, can't you brag when you beat The Citadel?
A final note to the fancy pants
We're glad you're impressed with your tailgating sass
But we didn't come to sip and socialize
We came to kick your rebel ass
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
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