Congratulations U Dub... nice win over Stanford!!!
Friday, September 28, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
49.5 Point Favorite...
Really ... seriously... 50 point favorite.
Never understand that half point crap. Round up or down. Nobody but Vegas understands a half point.
Vegas predicts LSU will score a TD ever 8 1/2 minutes or so...or a point every 75.7 seconds... or a half point... well you get the picture... lots of offense. As opposed to last weeks squeeker on the plains of Auburn.
LSU vs Towson
Who the hell scheduled this??? seriously... if you wanted a creampuff...bring in the Green Wave!!!
LSU 68
Towson 2
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GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Never understand that half point crap. Round up or down. Nobody but Vegas understands a half point.
Vegas predicts LSU will score a TD ever 8 1/2 minutes or so...or a point every 75.7 seconds... or a half point... well you get the picture... lots of offense. As opposed to last weeks squeeker on the plains of Auburn.
LSU vs Towson
Who the hell scheduled this??? seriously... if you wanted a creampuff...bring in the Green Wave!!!
LSU 68
Towson 2
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Sunday, September 23, 2012
What Happened....
Victory
12-10
SEC Win #1
Auburn assured worst september since 1880's.....
What did you witness..... well... that's what we call "A Les Miles Special"
The win was secured at the 8:32 mark in the first quarter with the safety.
So at that point Les decided to give the Auburn Tigers false hope and rip their souls right out of their hearts.
NEXT TIME LES... PLEASE CLUE ME IN TO THIS AWESOME STRATEGY!!
Victory was then re-secured at the end of the 4th with a late interception.....
4-0!!!
ooh no... now #3 (AP voters didn't get the strategy either.....)
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
LES MILES has now beaten Auburn's national championship Coach 3 out of the 4 times they've gone head to head.....
So who gets fired first?? Chizick at Allbarn or John L. Smith at lowly Ark-Kansas???
12-10
SEC Win #1
Auburn assured worst september since 1880's.....
What did you witness..... well... that's what we call "A Les Miles Special"
The win was secured at the 8:32 mark in the first quarter with the safety.
So at that point Les decided to give the Auburn Tigers false hope and rip their souls right out of their hearts.
NEXT TIME LES... PLEASE CLUE ME IN TO THIS AWESOME STRATEGY!!
Victory was then re-secured at the end of the 4th with a late interception.....
4-0!!!
ooh no... now #3 (AP voters didn't get the strategy either.....)
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
LES MILES has now beaten Auburn's national championship Coach 3 out of the 4 times they've gone head to head.....
So who gets fired first?? Chizick at Allbarn or John L. Smith at lowly Ark-Kansas???
Thursday, September 20, 2012
LSU vs Allbarn 2012
DIE TUBERVILLE DIE!!!
oh wait he's not there anymore.....
Stop CAM NEWTON!!
oh that's right not there either.....
GO ULM!!!
A kicker shy of an upset....
NO Matter... I STILL HATE AUBURN!!!
Remember now.???? Channel your hate.... good ......good... now we're getting somehwhere....
#2 LSU vs 1-2 Allbarn
SEC Opener..... on the plains....
it's TIGERS vs. War Chickens
6:00 ESPN ...bring it!!!
Plainschickentigereagles
Well the luckiest coach in the SEC -Gene Chazzizick's luck has finally run out... must have used it all on the coverup of the sCam Newton paypal account. This is not the Auburn of old...this team is really a bad UL monroe kicker away from being O and 3. Led by QB K. Frazier who managed a whopping 16 yards in the second half last week against the Warhawks... either ULM is the greatest defense that mankind has ever amassed.... or .... the second coming of Cam Newton is a failed experiment. And did I mention the Auburn run defense ranks 14th in the SEC. That's right... uh there's 14 teams in the SEC now...and Auburn gets sole place at the bottom. So.... it's all or nothing for them...do or die.... choke... Auburn may try but really... seriously...this isn't the Auburn of old... the've been Chizzicked.
(well they still have the hope of the refs on their side... but I think Alabama owns the Zebras now... not Auburn... bigger checkbook...not a factor this year..and I'm sure the refs from 2006 are replacement refs in the NFL this year... I recognized their foul stench this past sunday....)
Tigers
One man falls... another shall step up. No Blue..got you blue?? Never fear Hillard and Hill got this one. Yes Tigers are on the road... they will establish the run.. AND Established it shall be... then Mettenberger takes over... Les, The Chief, The TIGERS!!! And Did I mention the Tiger Band?? They've taken on the Auburn special teams before...and won!! The Mad Hatter's got this one.... he may even burn down a barn while he's there... and cook a corn dog on it. (don't get me started on Auburn and it's stupid corn dog thing.. not an original thought in that group.... taking a Nebraska corn dog joke and putting LSU in the place of "nebraska" and using the internet... jeees... what a bunch of... $%##!^& idiots!!)
What's gonna happen...
Auburn shall join the race with Arkansas on which coach is in the hotter seat..... It's all Tigers in this one.. LSU that is.
LSU 38
Auburn 7
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
oh wait he's not there anymore.....
Stop CAM NEWTON!!
oh that's right not there either.....
GO ULM!!!
A kicker shy of an upset....
NO Matter... I STILL HATE AUBURN!!!
Remember now.???? Channel your hate.... good ......good... now we're getting somehwhere....
#2 LSU vs 1-2 Allbarn
SEC Opener..... on the plains....
it's TIGERS vs. War Chickens
6:00 ESPN ...bring it!!!
Plainschickentigereagles
Well the luckiest coach in the SEC -Gene Chazzizick's luck has finally run out... must have used it all on the coverup of the sCam Newton paypal account. This is not the Auburn of old...this team is really a bad UL monroe kicker away from being O and 3. Led by QB K. Frazier who managed a whopping 16 yards in the second half last week against the Warhawks... either ULM is the greatest defense that mankind has ever amassed.... or .... the second coming of Cam Newton is a failed experiment. And did I mention the Auburn run defense ranks 14th in the SEC. That's right... uh there's 14 teams in the SEC now...and Auburn gets sole place at the bottom. So.... it's all or nothing for them...do or die.... choke... Auburn may try but really... seriously...this isn't the Auburn of old... the've been Chizzicked.
(well they still have the hope of the refs on their side... but I think Alabama owns the Zebras now... not Auburn... bigger checkbook...not a factor this year..and I'm sure the refs from 2006 are replacement refs in the NFL this year... I recognized their foul stench this past sunday....)
Tigers
One man falls... another shall step up. No Blue..got you blue?? Never fear Hillard and Hill got this one. Yes Tigers are on the road... they will establish the run.. AND Established it shall be... then Mettenberger takes over... Les, The Chief, The TIGERS!!! And Did I mention the Tiger Band?? They've taken on the Auburn special teams before...and won!! The Mad Hatter's got this one.... he may even burn down a barn while he's there... and cook a corn dog on it. (don't get me started on Auburn and it's stupid corn dog thing.. not an original thought in that group.... taking a Nebraska corn dog joke and putting LSU in the place of "nebraska" and using the internet... jeees... what a bunch of... $%##!^& idiots!!)
What's gonna happen...
Auburn shall join the race with Arkansas on which coach is in the hotter seat..... It's all Tigers in this one.. LSU that is.
LSU 38
Auburn 7
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I see what you did there.....
not saying this is what happened...but it does make you wonder...... what really happened Monday.....
hhhmmmmm???
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Gameday..... Times of Interest 9/15/12
LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012
Game Day Times of Interest
LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012 * Baton Rouge, La. (Tiger Stadium) * 7 p.m. kickoff (TigerVision)
Times of Interest
9:00 a.m. LSU SportShop opens
Noon LSU Ticket Office opens
2:30 p.m. "One Wants" performs at Zatarain's Tiger One Village (front of PMAC)
3:00 p.m. L-Club Tailgate (L-Club Room at PMAC)
3:30 p.m. TAF Tailgate Party (PMAC)
4:00 p.m. Club level and Suites open at Tiger Stadium
LSU At the Game Programs on sale in and around Tiger Stadium
4:15 p.m. LSU Student gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:30 p.m. All remaining gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:55 p.m. LSU walks down "Victory Hill"
5:00 p.m. LSU Game Day presented by CST radio show at Zatarain's Tiger One Village
5:05 p.m. Mike VI comes down Victory Hill
5:10 p.m. Band comes down Victory Hill
6:25 p.m. Mike the Tiger and LSU Cheerleaders field parade
6:41 p.m. Guest Captain presentation – Anthony Marshall
6:43 p.m. Golden Band from Tigerland takes the field for pregame performance
6:49 p.m. Alma Mater and National Anthem
6:51 p.m. Flyover – Navy F18s
6:53 p.m. LSU intro video
6:56 p.m. LSU takes the field
6:57 p.m. Idaho takes the field
6:57 p.m. Coin toss at midfield
7:00 p.m. Kickoff: LSU vs. Idaho on TigerVision
First Quarter – First Timeout
LSU Softball Recognition – Women's College World Series
First Quarter – Second Timeout
Scotty Moran Recognition – Tiger Athletic Foundation
Halftime
LSU Golden Band from Tigerland performs
Louisiana Army National Guard Recognition
Be sure to check out the following items on LSUsports.net
· 5:30 p.m. Live pregame stadium video – ends prior to kickoff per SEC rules
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live video of LSU Sports Radio Network broadcast team as they call the game
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live stats on LSU-Idaho game
(www.LSUsports.net/livestats)
September 15, 2012 * Baton Rouge, La. (Tiger Stadium) * 7 p.m. kickoff (TigerVision)
Times of Interest
9:00 a.m. LSU SportShop opens
Noon LSU Ticket Office opens
2:30 p.m. "One Wants" performs at Zatarain's Tiger One Village (front of PMAC)
3:00 p.m. L-Club Tailgate (L-Club Room at PMAC)
3:30 p.m. TAF Tailgate Party (PMAC)
4:00 p.m. Club level and Suites open at Tiger Stadium
LSU At the Game Programs on sale in and around Tiger Stadium
4:15 p.m. LSU Student gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:30 p.m. All remaining gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:55 p.m. LSU walks down "Victory Hill"
5:00 p.m. LSU Game Day presented by CST radio show at Zatarain's Tiger One Village
5:05 p.m. Mike VI comes down Victory Hill
5:10 p.m. Band comes down Victory Hill
6:25 p.m. Mike the Tiger and LSU Cheerleaders field parade
6:41 p.m. Guest Captain presentation – Anthony Marshall
6:43 p.m. Golden Band from Tigerland takes the field for pregame performance
6:49 p.m. Alma Mater and National Anthem
6:51 p.m. Flyover – Navy F18s
6:53 p.m. LSU intro video
6:56 p.m. LSU takes the field
6:57 p.m. Idaho takes the field
6:57 p.m. Coin toss at midfield
7:00 p.m. Kickoff: LSU vs. Idaho on TigerVision
First Quarter – First Timeout
LSU Softball Recognition – Women's College World Series
First Quarter – Second Timeout
Scotty Moran Recognition – Tiger Athletic Foundation
Halftime
LSU Golden Band from Tigerland performs
Louisiana Army National Guard Recognition
Be sure to check out the following items on LSUsports.net
· 5:30 p.m. Live pregame stadium video – ends prior to kickoff per SEC rules
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live video of LSU Sports Radio Network broadcast team as they call the game
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live stats on LSU-Idaho game
(www.LSUsports.net/livestats)
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Tigers vs I-duh-hoe
2-0 #3 Tigers vs. 0-2 Fighting Potatos of Idaho
Seriously what can I say here.....
They are what we expect... IDAHO!!
They play in a domed stadium....of sorts... the awe inspring 16,000 seat Kibbie Dome.
I doubt they travel as well as the Husky fans... so..... they won't be any to invite to tailgate.....
I'm sure there will be plenty of potato(e) dishes around the stadium on Saturday.....
Main course starts at 7:00!!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
LSU 58
Idaho 3
Seriously what can I say here.....
- MASH THE POTATOS!!!
- Skin the potatos!!
- an homage to Dan Quayle perhaps ??? P-o-t-a-t-o-E-S!!!!!
- Beat the Potatos/Vandals or whatever they're called....
- LSU vs Renta Win #3!!!!
They are what we expect... IDAHO!!
They play in a domed stadium....of sorts... the awe inspring 16,000 seat Kibbie Dome.
I doubt they travel as well as the Husky fans... so..... they won't be any to invite to tailgate.....
I'm sure there will be plenty of potato(e) dishes around the stadium on Saturday.....
Main course starts at 7:00!!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
LSU 58
Idaho 3
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Decimated Dogs...
From a Seatle sports writer -
"The Huskies peaked in the game’s first 10 seconds, when LSU fumbled the opening kickoff to Washington at the Tigers’ 20-yard line. The Huskies bobbled two pass attempts, managed four yards and three points, then had hell wash over them."
TIGERS WIN!!!
"The Huskies peaked in the game’s first 10 seconds, when LSU fumbled the opening kickoff to Washington at the Tigers’ 20-yard line. The Huskies bobbled two pass attempts, managed four yards and three points, then had hell wash over them."
TIGERS WIN!!!
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Thursday, September 06, 2012
Tigers vs Mush Dogs Rant!
Sarkasianainan and the Huskies vs the Mad Hatter and the Tigers
Unranked U Dub vs #3 LSU
Put your money on the Tigers people...in this cat and dogfight... take the Tigers.
Vegas has a 24 point line. It's gonna be much worse than that for our West Coast visitors... \
WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY!!!
U of W
So they beat San Diego State 21-12ish and have a 2nd yr QB who amassed about 30 more yards than LSU's first game starter last week. O-line is banged up and starting RB is out.
Let's take mascots... a 70 pound mush dog vs a 720 pound Bengal/Siberian Tiger Mix....Tiger Wins!
U Dub claims the loudest stadium in college football in Autzen Stadium... yeah... really... sure.... well that's what the ESPN/PAC-12 love fest says.... DOUBT IT! Welcome to DEATH Valley!!! We'll show you loud!!
Tigers
A little banged up with Faulk out and maybe Loston too. If not for a soft patch of new stadium turf, the Tigers might be missing one Mettenberger. But all is well. Mett will rebound and most definitely have more passing yards than his Pac-12 foe. If all is fails give the ball to Hilliard... again...and again....Saturday also marks the return of Crocodie Puntee!!! So no worries.
What's gonna happen....
Tigers have something to prove. Huskies have nothing to lose. SEC vs. Pac-12. Contested for one Quarter... then DEATH Valley takes overs... and the onslaught begins. Ugly, Over, Quick. Stadium empty by 4th quarter as another non conference opponent goes down in flames....
LSU 48
UW 10
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Unranked U Dub vs #3 LSU
Put your money on the Tigers people...in this cat and dogfight... take the Tigers.
Vegas has a 24 point line. It's gonna be much worse than that for our West Coast visitors... \
WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY!!!
U of W
So they beat San Diego State 21-12ish and have a 2nd yr QB who amassed about 30 more yards than LSU's first game starter last week. O-line is banged up and starting RB is out.
Let's take mascots... a 70 pound mush dog vs a 720 pound Bengal/Siberian Tiger Mix....Tiger Wins!
U Dub claims the loudest stadium in college football in Autzen Stadium... yeah... really... sure.... well that's what the ESPN/PAC-12 love fest says.... DOUBT IT! Welcome to DEATH Valley!!! We'll show you loud!!
Tigers
A little banged up with Faulk out and maybe Loston too. If not for a soft patch of new stadium turf, the Tigers might be missing one Mettenberger. But all is well. Mett will rebound and most definitely have more passing yards than his Pac-12 foe. If all is fails give the ball to Hilliard... again...and again....Saturday also marks the return of Crocodie Puntee!!! So no worries.
What's gonna happen....
Tigers have something to prove. Huskies have nothing to lose. SEC vs. Pac-12. Contested for one Quarter... then DEATH Valley takes overs... and the onslaught begins. Ugly, Over, Quick. Stadium empty by 4th quarter as another non conference opponent goes down in flames....
LSU 48
UW 10
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
QB upgrade
YES QB Upgrade!!!
Mettenbergers 190ish passing game vs. last year's QBs....
JL against Oregon - 96 yds passing
JL against NW - 133 yds passing
JL against WVU - 180 passing
Jl against Kentucky - 169 yds passing
JL against Florida - 154 yds passing
JL against Tenn - 115 yards passing
JL against Auburn - 165 yards passing
JJ first Alabama game - 65 yards passing
JJ against WKU - 168 yards passing
JJ against Ole Miss - 88 yards passing
JJ against Georgia - 30 yards passing
JJ against Alabama - 53 yards passing
YES!!! UPGRADE!!!!!
Mettenbergers 190ish passing game vs. last year's QBs....
JL against Oregon - 96 yds passing
JL against NW - 133 yds passing
JL against WVU - 180 passing
Jl against Kentucky - 169 yds passing
JL against Florida - 154 yds passing
JL against Tenn - 115 yards passing
JL against Auburn - 165 yards passing
JJ first Alabama game - 65 yards passing
JJ against WKU - 168 yards passing
JJ against Ole Miss - 88 yards passing
JJ against Georgia - 30 yards passing
JJ against Alabama - 53 yards passing
YES!!! UPGRADE!!!!!
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