Allbarn Rants

LSUAL's TIGER RANTS 2005
...DIE...TUBBY...DIE!!!!



this week's TIGERBAIT.. Tommy Tuberville...and the Allbarn plainsmen war chickens!!!! 13-0 and nothin' to show......(Auburn the 2004 People's National Champion...yes they created their own trophy last year
It's THE RIVALRY..The Cigar Games I, II and III, The Earthquake Game, The Fire Game, The Die Dinardo Die Game, The Jamie Howard Interception Game, The Bring Back the Magic Game, ...and Last Year's What Kind of Penalty Call is That REF!!?? Game.....
Are you ready... 2005 ... Les Miles First Saturday Night IN DEATH VALLEY!!! (consider that Monday thing a mulligan)
Allbarn - Tommy Tuberville...lot's of words to describe him...evil, classless, winner, whiner, cheater, sore winner, sore loser..well let's just hear him in his own words...
"You'd love it if this game had been in the day where you could have a little leeway in case there's bad weather," Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville said Sunday. "Obviously the conference is not worried about that, so we're just going to go down there and play, and hopefully we can get down there in time." .. well sorry Tommy... it's a night game..deal with it!!!
The War Chickens are led by QB Brandon Cox... it's his first trip to DEATH VALLEY... let's make it a trauma that will stick with him for the rest of his natural born life.....
AU is 5-1 .. a loss to a mediocre Ga Tech , and stellar wins against... W. Ky, Arky, Miss ST., and a few Sun Belt Teams thrown in for good measure...
Missing - 2 first round draft pick running backs and a QB with experience ... ADVANTAGE - LSU
LSU - Les Miles... uh...at least he's got a hat that fits now..... look at this way... can we have more turnovers than last week... no way!!! We got Skyler, and Addais, and Mr. First and Fourth Quarter - Jamarcus!!!. ...D-FENSE!!! DEFENSE!!!! NIGHT GAME!!!
This is SEC Football... this is the most important game on the schedule..... it's time ... to DOMINATE!!! BE LOUD!!!!
What's gonna happen:
Fightin Tigers Fight ALL THE WAY!!! - LSU 31
Allbarn PlainsmanWarChickensConfusedEagleMascotClasslessEyeStompinBandShovin13-0andnothintoshow - 10

don't worry Tommy... that Tuba guy is ready to kick your kickers ASS too......


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GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!