TIGAHS!! VS. Dem Jawga Bulldogs!!
Home Sweet Georgia Dome!!! LSU's Home (and undefeated Home) Away from home...
You know the recent history of the series... We owe them for last year...and they can't get past getting beat twice in the 2003 Championship year... Tighten your chin strap, ice the beer, pour a little more bourbon, pop in that Tiger Band CD, or the Oklahoma Sugar Bowl Championship DVD..whatever it takes to bring y0ur "A" Game. Take no prisoners, this is WAR!!!
SEC Championship Game ...West Champ vs. East Champ .. (meanwhile Auburn has it's order forms in for their co-champs rings to go with their 'people's National Championship' Rings from last year).....
Here's the Records...
Georgia 9-2Boise St W 48-13So Carolina W 17-15UL Monroe W 44-7at Miss St W 23-10at Tenn. W 27-14at Vandy W 34-17Arkansas W 23-20Florida L 14-10Auburn L 31-30Kentucky W 45-13at Ga Tech W 14-7
LSU 10-1at Ariz St W 35-31Tenn. L 30-27 OTat Miss State W 37-7at Vanderbilt W 34-6Florida W 21-17Auburn W 20-17 OTNorth Texas W 56-3App. St W 24-0at Ala. W 16-13 OTat Ole Miss W 40-7Arkansas W 19-17
UGA
Mascot: A lazy ugly dog... that has a serious drool problem..
Band.. ..don't know ..maybe REM and the B52's (soon to hit the casino circuit)....
Led by Mark Richt in his 3 trip to Atlanta in the last 4 years. ...one his first, lost his second and will lose his third again to LSU.
QB - D.J. Shockley - darling of the SEC Media... he's unstoppable...well unless he's getting chase around by the good guys in the purple and gold uni's. ...remember that performance in 2003...what -15 yards rushing and 2 incomplete passes...don't think that's still not waiting to resurface like some Mekong Delta Flashback...
The rest - #43 Total Offense, #15 Total Defense, #5 Scoring Defense, #32 Running Defense..BINGO..weekness identified....
and Kirk Herbstriets favorite team outside of the Auburn War Chickens... ..$%$^$ U!! Herbie!!
L. S. U ... TIGERS!!
Mascot: One live Bengal Tiger with an attitude and a shiny new habitat
Band: The Golden Band From Tigerland and those spectacular Golden Girls. (Okay Band ..what was with that non-solid performance last week???? You will be forgiven with a solid performance this week)
Pelini, Miles and yes Jimbo... Miles has the longest Win streak current in the SEC!! Tigers 10-1 best regular season record since 2003....
(side track .. all you yahoos whining about this season... I was there for Archer and Hallman and Dinardo... this aint' the second coming of any of those miserable excuses for coaching... they had talent too at times...it doesn't just take talent and luck to win a game ...it's knowing what to do with that talent and luck... if you think Les and the staff suck..go watch the USC game on another channel or turn off you TV until sunday so you can worship that Great Miami Dolphin team...)...okay back to the game at hand....
QB - Jamarcus "Would Somebody Catch the DAMN BALL" Russell .. without a doubt the best Sophomore QB in the country......seven dropped balls last week from being SEC player of the week.... I like our chances.....
The rest - Bowe..catch the ball... Justin "I'm playing on Field Turf!!, I'm playing on Field Turf!!" Vincent... yes folks he saves his best for the plastic grass.... All World Punter and occassionally accurate kicker - Chris Jackson... #57 Total Offense, #5 Total Defense, #4 Scoring Defense, #5 Run Defense.. JUST TRY SCRAMBLING D.J.!!!!
WHAT WILL HAPPEN
2/3 rd's UGA fans can't drown out the 1/3rd Tiger Fans... Months of frustration,tumult,tension,anger,aggravation,Jim Cantore watchin',Fema trailerin,evacuatin' and inhibriation...are way too much for the Georgia team and crowd to handle....
DOMINATION!!!
Bowe catches everything in sight. ...our defense catches balls too...I think they may have switched gloves or something... Vincent and Addai have way too much fun with that plastic grass and DJ Shockley ends up with a very clean jersey thanks to the field turf despite being pounded into it repeatedly....
TIGERS 42
UGA 17
oh yeah...and UCLA has just beaten USC by 2 touchdowns... ESPN is about to go into meltdown....
It's Gameday by Jill....
We're baaaaaaaaack!
Hello there, Mr Shockley
So nice to see you again
We met you one time in Tiger Stadium
You might remember our D linesmen
The players may have changed
But the game remains the same
After our blistering defensive attack
You won't remember your name
Our road has been longer and harder
This was the season that wouldn't start
But The Tigers didn't crumble and retreat
They came together with Championship Heart
An amazing group of athletes
Of fathers and sons and men
They beat the odds and the others
They understand what it takes to win
The Tiger migration has started
The road is paved with Purple and Gold
The beer is cold and the gumbo is cooking
It's time for the Victory to unfold
It's December in the SEC
And the bulldogs are going to go down
LSU owns the Georgia Dome
Atlanta is Our Title Town
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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