DESTROY TENNESSEE

You wanted a RANT!?!?! Well you're gonna get one. CAN YOU HANDLE IT??

This one is going to be short. WE owe Tenn-uh-cee...and we owe them BIG TIME....I've waited for this one for a year...after the 30-27 Monday night debacle,post Katrina-Rita nightmare and stepping in one large mound of red-ants post game and not realizing it until 2 miles down Highland road... I've waited. PhatPhil and the convicts planted their puke orange letter T'd flag in the Holy ground of Death Valley. I've waited. The Tailgating Tigers have waited. The Football Tigers have waited too... Vengeance is a dish best served cold... 14 months is long time to cool off...I'm dang near frigid right now. HEY BUBBA and LouLou!!!... you and Phil can sit down for a couple, three, four, eight dozen donuts on Sunday Morning and try to figure out what the hell happened....

Let me clue you in on what's about to happen....

Ainge and his bum ankle aren't going to last long. Mr. Dorsey, Beckwith and Highsmith will see to that...and once Eric's out....there be no Clausen to save the Volunteers this time. Tennuhsee playing a true Freshman will be nothing like LSU playing a 'freshman' such as Matt Mauck 5 short years ago...

Super Smurf Trindon Holliday will come from nowhere and get a couple of TDs and lots of rushing yards along with Charles Scott...who'll both take pressure off of JR who finally shines for you doubters out there on the road. Craig buster Davis will look like Dominic Davis on punt returns.....Bowe grabs a few LSU records in the process...and

The #1 Defense in the land is hungry....

The Tigers are hydrated and ready to play...

VENGEANCE BABY!!!

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

42-14

and back in the hunt for the WEST...