A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you."
Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?
Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System. Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor. The Tide had a 7-6 season last year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System. Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor. The Tide had a 7-6 season last year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
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