It’s almost gameday again…and I predict a thrashing of U of Tenn.
Revenge for the Post Rita 2005 debacle
Revenge for Chavis
Tenn has 4-6 starters out
Their DBs are 5’10
They gave up 400 yards passing to UAB
They went to double OT to with UAB. UAB missed 5 field goals in the game
First road game of the season
JJ will have about 150 yards passing…will run for 2 scores
Peterson takes another to the house
Tenn is 2-2 and that is over UT Martin and UAB in Double OT
Seriously …our 2 out of 3 football team (Special Teams, Defense are the 2) is going to wax U of T.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tigers Vs. The Couch Burners
We MUST Protect this couch...uh.... HOUSE !!
http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/ - something is way wrong with these people....win or lose they burn couches...
#12 LSU vs #21 West Virginia - first meeting of the schools in football ever!!
WVU
Led by Gino the QB and Noel Divine the RB in his 12th season at WVU. Gino's good ..Noel is fast... THE LSU D is faster. Their crowd will bring the couch burning ideas to Baton Rouge only to burned by the Louisiana heat, humidity and their own stupidity. WVU enters this game fresh off a victories over Coastal Carolina, Marshall and Maryland....
LSU
LSU 3-0 against UNC, Vandy, and Mississippi Mistake.
We are NOT Marshall! It's Saturday Night in Tiger Stadium ...where Les Miles is 54-15 as head coach and is 24-1 in games that starts at night on a Saturday in Tiger Stadium. Kickoff... 8:00 PM. Crowd primed! Tigers Ready! Mike the Tiger..Hungry!
What's gonna happen...
The LSU Offensive line outweighs the WVU defensive front on average by 40 lbs. Do the Math! Tigers will run...and occasionally pass. The WVU offense will run for a bit...then run backwards for their lives!!! Close for a quarter...then JJ starts connecting with Randall and Shepard..and Gino starts connected to Patrick Peterson!!! JJ breaks 200 yards passing....Ridley runs for 140 and Ford actually gets 5 carries for 65 yards!!!!
Prediction:
TIGERS!
LSU 38 WVU 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
..and the Tiger fans confirm the ESPN Ranking of Tiger Stadium as "the scariest place to play in America!"
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
WVU Couch Burning
Something is wrong with these people ....
Win or lose... WVU burns couches. Hide your furniture. They are coming to town saturday.....
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Tigers Win 29-7
Tigers Win!
Defense is for real.
5 interceptions
5 field goals
we don't need a QB -- just kick field goals.
It's working so far!
JJ did look much sharper by the way.
2-0 in SEC play. 3-0 on the year.
Next up... the place that burns couches win or lose - West Va.
Friday, September 17, 2010
It's Gameday by Jill.....
Beat State
The jambalaya pot is steaming
There’s plenty of cold beer on ice
You’ve got your lucky shirt on
Nothing else will suffice
With an expert at every tailgate
It’s too bad they don’t get paid
There’s no doubt they’d be excellent coaches
For a game most of them never played
Meanwhile in the locker room
The real playmakers prepare
As they gather and move towards the tunnel
Their excitement and energy fills the air
The bass drum sounds the signal
The crowd roars with delight
Dan Borne provides the forecast
Welcome to Death Valley, it’s Saturday night
Don’t try to pretend it was the education
Everyone knows what’s true
Saturday nights in Tiger Stadium
Are the real reason we chose LSU
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
The jambalaya pot is steaming
There’s plenty of cold beer on ice
You’ve got your lucky shirt on
Nothing else will suffice
With an expert at every tailgate
It’s too bad they don’t get paid
There’s no doubt they’d be excellent coaches
For a game most of them never played
Meanwhile in the locker room
The real playmakers prepare
As they gather and move towards the tunnel
Their excitement and energy fills the air
The bass drum sounds the signal
The crowd roars with delight
Dan Borne provides the forecast
Welcome to Death Valley, it’s Saturday night
Don’t try to pretend it was the education
Everyone knows what’s true
Saturday nights in Tiger Stadium
Are the real reason we chose LSU
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Beat State
nothing I can say.. but BEAT MOO STATE!!
I don't want to hear any damn cowbells!!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I don't want to hear any damn cowbells!!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Beat Vandy!!
Destroy Vandy okay... unleash the TIGER!!!
In lieu of a rant I'll let Vandy do the talking....
Stacy the Vandy RB from yesterday - "LSU, they're a good team. We all know what they'e about. But they're beatable."
LSUAL - "VANDY ...WE KNOW THEY ARE STILL VANDY..even with their new coach of 0ne month and their attitude...THEY ARE STILL VANDY! DESTROY THEM!!!!"
Word out of LSU is that the team and the staff had some words after the UNC game that the performance was unacceptable... I expect... a massive amount of pain to be unleashed on Vandy...
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
What's gonna happen - (I was going to say LSU would play again to the level of it's opponent and eak out a narrow win... but this will be different.... PAIN is coming.... and Vandy is the recipient....
LSU 49 - Vandy 14
p.s. - #7 takes it to da house again.. this time on D!!!
In lieu of a rant I'll let Vandy do the talking....
Stacy the Vandy RB from yesterday - "LSU, they're a good team. We all know what they'e about. But they're beatable."
LSUAL - "VANDY ...WE KNOW THEY ARE STILL VANDY..even with their new coach of 0ne month and their attitude...THEY ARE STILL VANDY! DESTROY THEM!!!!"
Word out of LSU is that the team and the staff had some words after the UNC game that the performance was unacceptable... I expect... a massive amount of pain to be unleashed on Vandy...
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
What's gonna happen - (I was going to say LSU would play again to the level of it's opponent and eak out a narrow win... but this will be different.... PAIN is coming.... and Vandy is the recipient....
LSU 49 - Vandy 14
p.s. - #7 takes it to da house again.. this time on D!!!
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
W T F ?
Way to Finish!!
Way too flustered!!!
Okay... what was that?
A win is a win!!
30-24
1-0 on the season.
Geaux Tigers!!
Get Peterson and I.V.!!!
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Beat the TAR outta the Heals RANT!!
Welcome Back Tiger Fans!!
First things first... YES I AM STILL ALIVE... merely resting and training for the 2010 season.....
Second thing....uh..second... perspective... LSU is 3 seasons past a National Championship.... 8-5 (3-5 SEC) in 2008...9-4 (5-3 SEC) in 2009... improvement!
Third thing...the Hat is 51-15 as LSU Coach. That's not too shabby but nobody is showing the love... it's the 'what have you done for me lately' syndrome... and yes... TIME TO PUT UP or.... well find a new source of income Leslie.....
but I digress... I'm putting on the Purple and Gold Glasses now....
LSU Vs. UNC
I would be really scared if this was basketball...but come on... ACC football??? and there's a great chance that they'll be without several starters due to them trying to impersonate the cheating ways of Bama?? It don't matter Tigers vs. Tar Heals.... TIGERS HANDS DOWN!!! THIS IS SEC FOOTBALL!! THIS IS LSU!!! (LSU leads the series 5-1!!) That one loss was in 1949 and the refs were horrendous cheating Bama lovers....
UNC
Led by Butch Davis of Cheating Miami, losing Cleveland Browns and nervous breakdown fame... Get the man some Zantac...he's gonna need it saturday. We'll find out at gametime if he has 2 or 9 starters benched thanks to his ...uh.. "Nanny" writing papers for his 'scholar' athletes.. .anyhow... even if the do show up their offense will be led by the least mobile QB in all of college football....
LSU
JJ is back at QB ..and really his numbers aren't that bad ...9-4 as the starter...and will be the first 2 year starter for LSU since Jamarcus "I lika da Codeine" Russell. The offensive line will be much improved.... HOW COULD IT NOT BE?? ...thus...a running GAME!!! The best WR corps in nation hands down will lead the Tiger Offense...Tolliver...Randle...Shepard.... and yes Von Crowton is back...but he's due to break the slump....
Defense!! They're back!! no more third and chavis... domination returns!!
The field!! It's the Gawja dome...not the turf minefield of the Crapital One Bowl!!!
The Tiger Band!! The Golden Girls!! Make Mike the Tiger stand up and roar....
Prediction
Hurricane Earl is Heading for North Carolina. And bunch of Tiger fans are heading to Atlanta to deal with the evacuated Tar Heal Team..... JJ will look his usual first half rusty but gains form late in the 2nd quarter... and explosion of offense led by some spectacular Shepard run catch TDs and of course the defense led by Patrick Peterson dominates the quickly sputtering UNC offense... WELCOME BACK TO THE BANDWAGON TIGER FANS!!! It's LSU over UNC .... (would I predict it any other way???))
LSU 31 UNC 14
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
The HAT IS BACK!!
First things first... YES I AM STILL ALIVE... merely resting and training for the 2010 season.....
Second thing....uh..second... perspective... LSU is 3 seasons past a National Championship.... 8-5 (3-5 SEC) in 2008...9-4 (5-3 SEC) in 2009... improvement!
Third thing...the Hat is 51-15 as LSU Coach. That's not too shabby but nobody is showing the love... it's the 'what have you done for me lately' syndrome... and yes... TIME TO PUT UP or.... well find a new source of income Leslie.....
but I digress... I'm putting on the Purple and Gold Glasses now....
LSU Vs. UNC
I would be really scared if this was basketball...but come on... ACC football??? and there's a great chance that they'll be without several starters due to them trying to impersonate the cheating ways of Bama?? It don't matter Tigers vs. Tar Heals.... TIGERS HANDS DOWN!!! THIS IS SEC FOOTBALL!! THIS IS LSU!!! (LSU leads the series 5-1!!) That one loss was in 1949 and the refs were horrendous cheating Bama lovers....
UNC
Led by Butch Davis of Cheating Miami, losing Cleveland Browns and nervous breakdown fame... Get the man some Zantac...he's gonna need it saturday. We'll find out at gametime if he has 2 or 9 starters benched thanks to his ...uh.. "Nanny" writing papers for his 'scholar' athletes.. .anyhow... even if the do show up their offense will be led by the least mobile QB in all of college football....
LSU
JJ is back at QB ..and really his numbers aren't that bad ...9-4 as the starter...and will be the first 2 year starter for LSU since Jamarcus "I lika da Codeine" Russell. The offensive line will be much improved.... HOW COULD IT NOT BE?? ...thus...a running GAME!!! The best WR corps in nation hands down will lead the Tiger Offense...Tolliver...Randle...Shepard.... and yes Von Crowton is back...but he's due to break the slump....
Defense!! They're back!! no more third and chavis... domination returns!!
The field!! It's the Gawja dome...not the turf minefield of the Crapital One Bowl!!!
The Tiger Band!! The Golden Girls!! Make Mike the Tiger stand up and roar....
Prediction
Hurricane Earl is Heading for North Carolina. And bunch of Tiger fans are heading to Atlanta to deal with the evacuated Tar Heal Team..... JJ will look his usual first half rusty but gains form late in the 2nd quarter... and explosion of offense led by some spectacular Shepard run catch TDs and of course the defense led by Patrick Peterson dominates the quickly sputtering UNC offense... WELCOME BACK TO THE BANDWAGON TIGER FANS!!! It's LSU over UNC .... (would I predict it any other way???))
LSU 31 UNC 14
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
The HAT IS BACK!!
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