Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Kentucky Rant

#1 LSU vs. A very Bad Football Team (KY)


Okay I'm not scared me. This game has been circled on the calendar since 2007.

This is a revenge game against a bad opponent.

The last time these two teams played it took KY 3 overtimes to defeat #1 LSU and make the 2007 Championship filled with trips to the drugstore for more Prilosec.

Kentucky was good and ranked that year. This is different. They are bad. This is revenge.

Nevermind that it's 11:21 AM kickoff.... Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Double shot of Coffee...whatever you need ..get it in you... This is WAR!!!

KY

Fresh off a slaying by the Gators this team is now 2-2 and not looking too good. Welcome to Tiger Stadium we owe you guys big time. (yeah I know it was karma for the Bluegrass Miracle last time...but we still owe you big time!!!)

LSU

Welcome back JJ. Lee is still the starter and I see that justice did it's thing. Now JJ sit back and if we need you... we need you... if not...welcome to a redshirt year. Lee is having a SOLID season. Les... work your magic with your DAMN strong football team. The chief should have last week's strange defensive issues worked out and the Aussie Wing will have some more great punts (If he sees the field)... we may score on every drive!!!!!

What's going to happen...

Home SEC opener. 4-0 LSU. #1 Ranked LSU. Home for the second time this season...and it is October? Time to shine tigers. Some great football weather... a crappy early time... but make the most of it... LSU gets a 150 yard rushing performance from not 1 but 2 tailbacks... guess who??
and Tryanosaurus continues to somehow end up the ball... kidding of course... he's a ninja with special powers to get the ball!!!

LSU 47

KY 7

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

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