Wednesday, November 30, 2011

2011 SEC Championship Trailer - LSU vs. Georgia

UGA vs. LSU - Common Opponents 2011

Georgia vs LSU - GAMES with common opponents 2011

1) Auburn - UGA Won by 38 LSU Won by 35

2) Florida - UGA Won by 4 LSU Won by 30

3) Kentucky - UGA Won by 9 LSU Won by 28

4) Mississippi State - UGA Won by 14 LSU Won by 13

5) Ole Miss UGA - Won by 14 LSU Won by 49

6) Tennessee UGA - Won by 8 LSU Won by 31

UGA did not play Arkansas or Alabama or Oregon or West Virginia

UGA lost to Boise St and South Carolina

Monday, November 28, 2011

SEC West Champs 12-0



41-17



Next up Bulldogs......

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

LSU vs. Arkansas 2011 Trailer

Les Miles - Play For Victory

Tigers vs. Razorpigs Rant




#1 LSU vs #3 Arkansas

Tigers 11-0 vs. Hogs/Pork/Razorback/Bacon/Spam 10-1

Miles vs Petrino

Defense vs offense

It's the Tigers vs the Hogs for the SEC WEST Crown

The playoff starts Friday.... SEC West Championship Game (sort of) *

*the true SEC Championship game took place on Nov 5th in Tuscaloosa but I digress....


1:30 CBS Friday

Thursday Turkey...Friday Pork...the other white meat...save some room....


Pigs

Here piggie, piggie, here piggie piggie... (Isn't that the pig call the Arkansas fans talk about?)
Well anyhow..these little piggies are led by Bobby "I follow the money" Petrino who is a good offensive coach, an arrogant little man and a failed coach of the Atlanta Falcons.... Skip Bertman passed on him to hire Les Miles since Skip thought ...well he was an arrogant little pork butt.
Arkanpigs are led by Tyler Wilson who leads the SEC in passing and is a good future pro prospect... this Friday he gets to experience his second NFL defense... the first being that certain Crimson team that shellacked the Pigs back in September.... I hear Tyler had a little problem with snaps earlier in the season.....that will return again Friday due to the noise of Tiger Stadium. All you gotta know ...pigs have good offense, cannot stop the run, can't run and have a punt returner that is a threat ...but he won't get the ball thanks to the Tigers Australian Weapon...

Tigers

11-0, playing for all the marbles... no need for BCS computers, polls, match ups, etc... JUST WIN!! Thank you Tiger seniors...make this one for the ages.... Thank you J Lee and JJ for sticking with the program...you have been the complete quarterback this year!!! Thank your Ron Brooks you've been showing the Honey Badger a few moves as of late....
Tigers ...Les Miles, Chavis, DEFENSE, Mingo hungry for QBs, The Honey Badger, Mo, Reid, Offense,, JJ!! LEE!! Ware, Ford, Hilliard, Like the Terminator....unstoppable and on a mission...

Mission: Win the SEC West Crown!!!

What's gonna happen?

Revenge for last year!! Tigers tenderize the pork for the feast early... the most spirited Tiger Crowd for a Friday ever make their presence known early and often. Ware and Ford and 5 thousand other backs slash thru the Arkansas Defense like a ginsu knife thru a turkey...Tyler Wilson completes the ball to Ron Brooks twice....Honey Badger takes one too....Spam Lite just can't cut it.... Tiger stadium claims another victim... our goal posts block your field goals, trip your running backs and make you fumble...and our crowd makes eardrums burst.... go home Hogs.... nice try... and our Band is much better than yours...what is wrong with your people???

Scoreboard

TIGERS 38

Bacon 17

those little piggies cry wee wee wee all the way home....and to a date with the Crapital One bowl

TIGERS 12-0 and 2 to GEAUX!!!


2011 LSU Seniors...


Just win!!!




Enough of all the BCS tie breaker, computer poll, human poll nonsense.








JUST WIN!!








TIGERS WIN and do that they will!!! ENDS all nonsense talking head discussion.








11-0 and 3 to GEAUX!!!








This DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM Will do it!!!








WIN IT ALL!!




BRING YOUR "A- GAME" Friday!! No place for the fearful or timid!!

DEATH VALLEY WILL BE SHAKING!!! ROCKING!!! and destroying the dreams of the Razorpigs!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!

Monday, November 21, 2011

52-3

Knee to the Nutt!

So I got the score all wrong. I missed that Ole Misery would actually score a field goal.

I guess Nutt is better at finding kickers than Nick.

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

NEXT UP...Bring on the bacon.....

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tigers vs. Colonel Rebel Bear Rant



Tigers vs. Colonel Rebel Bear

#1 LSU vs. 2-8 Ole
Misery

Miles vs Nutt for the final time


6:00 PM ESPN

Ole Misery

Things have gotten way bad at ole miss. So they haven’t won
a trophy of any kind since 1963…that’s nothing… they haven’t won an SEC game in
two year. I believe their last SEC win was Clock Management Fiasco by LSU 2
years ago. Houston Nutt was let go two weeks ago but was retained to finish out
the season… that’s not how you fire up a team for the final stretch. Heck LSU
was unstoppable in one game after Dinardo was removed before the season finally
in 1999….but I digress…. Nutt is back but without his Starting QB and RB …both
were suspended for the finale along with another reserve running back… this is
gonna get ugly…Note to Ole Miss fans all you got is the ‘grove’ this game..and
that’s not saying much…..

Tigers

The final tuneup prior to the playoff championship stretch
run (SEC West Championship vs. Arky, SEC Championship vs UGA, National Championship
vs. somebody) …win and you’re in …lose and you’re done. There will be no losses!!!
Tigers are on a mission. Tiger fans,…accept the 2 headed QB the Mad Hatter
knows what he is doing… it is somehow working…. Ain’t pretty sometimes but you
cannot argue with the results… 10-0 with 4 to GEAUX!!!! LSU returns to Oxford for the first time since the Clock
Fiasco of 2009. This game will be much different…..

What’s going to
happen

The Honey Badger don’t need know stinking clock….but he
needs and wants the ball…and he will find it. Yes this is Ole Miss’ Superbowl
each year..but they are outmanned and outgunned this year…. This one will look
like all the rest…close for a quarter then what happened… 35 points in a flash……


LSU 52

Ole Miss 0

GEAUX TO HELL OLE
MISS!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

Tigers vs Hilltoppers Rant



#1 LSU vs. the best team in the state of Kentucky...




LSU vs. Western Kentucky

It's Homecoming!!

It's finally a nightgame!! 6:00 PM

It's SATURDAY NIGHT in DEATH VALLEY!!!

WKU




5-4 WKU brings in a 5 game win streak into Tiger Stadiume with losses against KY, Navy, Indiana State, Arky State amongst other powerhouses. They have beaten Mid Tenn State, FAU, FIU, ULL and ULM....to shake things up in SunBelt play. WKU brings in a disturbing looking Mascot and one of the leading rushers in the nation in Bobby Rainey... Of course do any of those defenses listed above scare you? I take back the best team in the Kentucky reference... I see they lost to KY by a score of 14-3. (like Bama couldn't find the endzone against an SEC defense I guess even if it was the Kentucky Mildcats)....

Random Shot at Bama: I know this is the WKU rant... But what does LSU and the Moon have in common?

Answer: They both control the Tide!!



LSU

LSU has the chance to go 10-0 for the first time in 50 years this weekend. Les Miles has a chance to get his 100th career win as a Head Coach. Jarrett Lee has a chance to prove that he is a good QB. The Tiger Offense has a chance to show the nation that other than against Alabama...offensive firepower does exist. WKU gets to prove that they have not a chance against the top ranked Tiger Defense!!

What's going to happen?

No letdown, no slow start, no funk... this Tiger Team is on a mission. 41 point favorites, at Home, Death Valley, Saturday night!!! Honey Badger will re-discover that he takes what he wants, Ware and Ford re-discover the endzone. Lee and JJ show that together the wonder-twins make up the best complete QB in the SEC. 5 games remaining for the ultimate prize... mark this one down.. over early!! TIGERS!!!

LSU 54

Hillstoppers 3

GEAUX TIGERS!!!






The time is now 5:51 ... or as it is called in Alabama - 9 to 6 ....



Tuesday, November 08, 2011

The Hat's Resume'


From Speedy at Tigerdroppings.com

Les Miles by the Numbers -


71-17 = The Hat's Overall Record at LSU


39-15 = The Hat's SEC regular season record


42-4 = The Hat's record against unranked teams


29-13 = The Hat's record against Top 25 teams


19-12 = The Hat's record against Top 15 teams


11-8 = The Hat's record against Top 10 teams


6-6 = The Hat's record against Top 5 teams


9-4 = The Hat's record at home against Top 20 teams


31-1 = The Hat's record against non-conference teams


16-1 = The Hat's record in games after a loss


5-1 = The Hat's Bowl Record


41-6 = The Hat's Home record


30-1 = The Hat's home record in Saturday night games


19-1 = The Hat's record in night games away from Tiger Stadium


22-9 = The Hat's road record


19-7 = The Hat's record in November


24-9 = The Hat's record against the SEC West


67-7 = The Hat's record when LSU rushes for 100 or more yards


49-4 = The Hat's record when leading after the 1st quarter


66-9 = The Hat's record when scoring 20 or more points


55-5 = The Hat's record when scoring 25 or more points


42-3 = The Hat's record when holding opponents under 100 yards rushing


4-0 = The hat's record against the Pac-10


4-0 = The hat's record against the ACC


1-1 = The Hat's record against the Big 10


1-0 = The Hat's record against the Big 12


3-0 = The Hat's record in the Superdome


6-2 = The Hat's record after November


2-0 = The Hat's record in BCS Bowls


2 SEC West Titles


1 SEC Championship


1 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP


Won the SEC West outright for the first time in LSU history


Only LSU coach to ever post 3 straight 10 win seasons


Only LSU coach to ever post 3 straight 11 win seasons


Only LSU coach to ever post 3 straight Top 5 finishes


Only LSU coach to win at least 11 games more than once, (Has four 11 win seasons)


Only LSU coach to beat Alabama, Auburn, and Florida in the same season, (he has done it 3 times)


Only LSU coach to beat Alabama, Auburn, Tennessee, and Florida in the same season, (he has done it twice)


Of all the LSU Coaches to coach at least 25 games, his winning percentage of 80.1% is the highest of All-Time




Has come from behind victories over:


#15 Arizona State
#4 Alabama
#15 Auburn
#11 Florida
#8 Tennessee
#9 Florida
#17 Auburn
#17 Alabama
#14 Tennessee
#1 Ohio State
#10 Auburn
Troy
#12 Florida
#5 Alabama
#2 Alabama



Ranked in the Top 25 in 104 of 108 polls


Ranked in the Top 20 in 104 of 108 polls


Ranked in the Top 15 in 99 of 108 polls


Ranked in the Top 10 in 82 of 108 polls


Ranked in the Top 5 in 47 of 108 polls


Ranked in the Top 2 in 22 of 108 polls


Ranked #1 in 12 of 108 polls


Received 1st Place Votes in 31 of 108 polls


Has beaten 7 National Championship coaches:

1. Larry Coker
2. Phillip Fulmer, (2 Times)
3. Steve Spurrier, (2 Times)
4. Urban Meyer, (3 Times)
5. Nick Saban, (3 Times)
6. Jim Tressel
7. Gene Chizik , (2 Times)



Another fun stat:


The Hat has went for it on 4th down 89 times and has made it 58 times, including 14 of the last 15 times over the last 2 seasons



LES frickING MILES!!!

Monday, November 07, 2011

Ole' Misery is now Nutt-less



Office of the Chancellor
University, MS 38677-1848

Dear Ole Miss Family and Friends,

As you know, Ole Miss is dedicated to excellence in everything we do. Recently, our football team has not lived up to that expectation. With much thought and consideration, Athletics Director (AD) Pete Boone and I have decided that it is time for a head coaching change for our Rebel football team. We have high standards for all our athletics programs, and that level of competitiveness is not being reached on the football field.

As part of this decision, Pete has decided to announce his decision to step down as AD. Over the past year, Pete and I have discussed what would happen if a head coaching change might be needed. Pete felt that he would not be the right leader to oversee the process of hiring the next coach. I admired his honesty, and now I admire his respect for doing what he feels is right for the University as a whole.

Coach Nutt will complete the season, and Pete will serve as Athletics Director until a successor is hired sometime in 2012.

Furthermore, we have established a committee and a process to choose the next head coach. The committee will have five members, with representatives from the faculty, the athletics committee, the alumni and the M club. The University will be in good hands as our co-chairs will be football great Archie Manning and FedEx Executive Vice President and longstanding alumni leader Mike Glenn. The other positions on the committee have not been appointed, but they will be announced as soon as decisions are finalized.

The process to hire our next AD will also be led by a committee co-chaired by Archie Manning and Mike Glenn. Additional committee members, as well as the timetable for the search, have not yet been determined. I will, of course, keep you apprised of developments.

Your continued support of our University is critical to our success. I also promise continued dedication to excellence, including wins on the football field. I look forward to moving into the next chapter of the storied history of Ole Miss.

Sincerely,



Dan Jones, M.D.
Chancellor


9-6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A brief review of what happened.....


Yes I got the score wrong...but if I use the Bama scoring method (they claim to have left 27 points on the field)... I could come up with some method to get back to my original prediction.


But since I don't feel like using Gump logic... I'll go with TIGERS WIN 9-6!!!


Our 'idiot coach' has outcoached the second coming of The Bear two years in a row!!!


TAKE THAT TiyyDDe!!


GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Friday, November 04, 2011

TIGERS Vs Crimson Cheaters Rant!! ARMAGEDDON













Tigers vs. Cheaters














#1 LSU vs #2 Bama…

#2 huh? FLUSH EM!!!

ARMAGEDDON!














GAME OF THE CENTURY!

THE BAMA GAME!











SHOWDOWN – LES vs. Lil Nicky!!!















Wow!!!

Okay I can’t stand it… this buildup has been so very intense. Saturday night… all the talking will be done…the game shall begin!!!

BAMA






You know who coaches em, you know that Trent Richardson is a Heisman Candidate, You know the Refs love em, You know the media loves em, you know their QB is in for a beating, You know that Seaweed and Elephants do not make a scary mascot, you know that the BEAR is DEAD, you know that you hate Alabama (How’s that for the proper use of “You Know”…not as the pause for a sentence during the typical Trent Richardson interview), You know that the Golden Band from Tigerland is much better than the $$$MillionDollar Band from Cheatin' Land$$$$$!!











LSU












Les Miles is 2-2 against lil Nicky, Les Miles is scary good after an open date, (Nick is not), John Chavis’ defense is SCARY GOOD!! The Herbal Badger is back!! BeWare of our running backs!!!
and Randle leads the SEC in catches...











What’s going to happen?












How do you beat a cheating referee assisted team? You beat them badly; you don’t give them the opportunity to keep it close with a suspect call. LSU is a DAMN Strong Football Team. Bama is the same Team LSU BEAT LAST YEAR but without that QB and Heisman RB. Odell and Randle burn Lil Nicky’s defense prior to him throwing them under the bus in the post game press conference…. BEAT BAMA!! JJ and LEE and MINGO!! And …the list goes on… this team has talent and this is ARMAGEDDON!

LSU 31

Alabama 14


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!




















































































BAMA...BAMA...BAMA WON'T BITE MY ASS!!!!

BEAT BAMA!!!


Miles/saban are 2-2 head to head



Best LSU team yet...... And all the games have been close. Miles has out coached all 4 yeArs. Think about it.

Even with inferior teams we took Bama to the edge.

This year we dominate!!!!

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

4 days



In 4 days...lil Nicky will need his Tiger Blankey to cry into...