Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Tigers vs. Razorpigs Rant




#1 LSU vs #3 Arkansas

Tigers 11-0 vs. Hogs/Pork/Razorback/Bacon/Spam 10-1

Miles vs Petrino

Defense vs offense

It's the Tigers vs the Hogs for the SEC WEST Crown

The playoff starts Friday.... SEC West Championship Game (sort of) *

*the true SEC Championship game took place on Nov 5th in Tuscaloosa but I digress....


1:30 CBS Friday

Thursday Turkey...Friday Pork...the other white meat...save some room....


Pigs

Here piggie, piggie, here piggie piggie... (Isn't that the pig call the Arkansas fans talk about?)
Well anyhow..these little piggies are led by Bobby "I follow the money" Petrino who is a good offensive coach, an arrogant little man and a failed coach of the Atlanta Falcons.... Skip Bertman passed on him to hire Les Miles since Skip thought ...well he was an arrogant little pork butt.
Arkanpigs are led by Tyler Wilson who leads the SEC in passing and is a good future pro prospect... this Friday he gets to experience his second NFL defense... the first being that certain Crimson team that shellacked the Pigs back in September.... I hear Tyler had a little problem with snaps earlier in the season.....that will return again Friday due to the noise of Tiger Stadium. All you gotta know ...pigs have good offense, cannot stop the run, can't run and have a punt returner that is a threat ...but he won't get the ball thanks to the Tigers Australian Weapon...

Tigers

11-0, playing for all the marbles... no need for BCS computers, polls, match ups, etc... JUST WIN!! Thank you Tiger seniors...make this one for the ages.... Thank you J Lee and JJ for sticking with the program...you have been the complete quarterback this year!!! Thank your Ron Brooks you've been showing the Honey Badger a few moves as of late....
Tigers ...Les Miles, Chavis, DEFENSE, Mingo hungry for QBs, The Honey Badger, Mo, Reid, Offense,, JJ!! LEE!! Ware, Ford, Hilliard, Like the Terminator....unstoppable and on a mission...

Mission: Win the SEC West Crown!!!

What's gonna happen?

Revenge for last year!! Tigers tenderize the pork for the feast early... the most spirited Tiger Crowd for a Friday ever make their presence known early and often. Ware and Ford and 5 thousand other backs slash thru the Arkansas Defense like a ginsu knife thru a turkey...Tyler Wilson completes the ball to Ron Brooks twice....Honey Badger takes one too....Spam Lite just can't cut it.... Tiger stadium claims another victim... our goal posts block your field goals, trip your running backs and make you fumble...and our crowd makes eardrums burst.... go home Hogs.... nice try... and our Band is much better than yours...what is wrong with your people???

Scoreboard

TIGERS 38

Bacon 17

those little piggies cry wee wee wee all the way home....and to a date with the Crapital One bowl

TIGERS 12-0 and 2 to GEAUX!!!


2011 LSU Seniors...


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