Repeat after me...

I HATE TENNESSEE!! I HATE TENNESSEE!!!

Again... the Tiger Women's B-Ball can't get past Skeletor and The Tenn-uh-cee Vol's.

GGGRRR!!!! Tigers!!

FINAL 4 Bound

Congratulations Lady Tigers ... Final Four Bound Once Again!

Now Geaux WIN IT ALL!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Daily Bama funny...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=ncf&pollId=53993

click link to see delusional poll....

NEWS UPDATE...

Okay Quick Rundown...

1. Basketball mercifully ended
2. John Brady is now the coach of Arky State
3. Baseball Team ---to early to tell how much improved
4. New Alex Box under construction
5. RP Back on the team
6. Les Miles now makes more money than Saban
7. Ticket prices have gone up ...(See #6)
8. Tradition fund has gone up ... (See #6)
9. Women's Basketball in the Sweet 16 ...again..
10. Women's Softball rolling again....
11. Spring Game April 4th
12. Way too much time until August
13. LSU Scores on Ohio State Again!!!
14. USC still whining
15. That is all...
    

nearly 3 months...

almost 3 months since the big game and yup......

IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Bama Jokes....

A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?

A: A huddle

Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving?

A: The police

Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System. Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor. The Tide had a 7-6 season last year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions.

Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Samson Report..Spring Practice update...

Spring Practice update brought to you by Sam...

Miles got pissed about some of the players grades and cancelled Saturday’s intra-squad scrimmage and made the entire team run sprints instead. Perrilloux is still absent but is expected to return soon. Jarrett Lee has been impressive in his absence according to almost everyone who has seen him. Chad Jones has not been working with the baseball team so that he can be a starter next season for the football team. The same goes for Jared Mitchell who had a nice reception and touchdown for 60 yards in yesterday’s mini scrimmage. The corners we lost will be replaced seamlessly and they will be about 3 deep in the defensive backfield. Part of the depth will be true freshman Patrick Johnson has not even arrived yet but he’s expected to get a lot of playing time in the fall. He will be used much like Chad Jones was used last season. They are very similar in size and ability. Remember the name Ron Brooks. He redshirted last year but he’s going to compete for one of the corner spots. Linebacker seems to be our only weakness during the spring but that’s because 2 of the projected starters are out with minor injuries. They are missing valuable practice time so that is a problem. The offense will be strong. There are no weaknesses besides the behavior of the starting QB. It’s going to be a good season.

Recruiting wise, I thing it’s safe to say that if we continue to recruit the way we have been, we’ll have the #1 recruiting class in the nation next February. Or as Alabama might say, we’ll be the “Recruiting National Champions”.

Sam

Whew...take a deep breath Sam....pace yourself...

Hey Bama Fans....fixed it for ya...

S is for Shreveport

Bama = I-Bowl

S = ??

These Bama fans have a serious problem........

It's a mental thing...

Ohh....I get it...

S = SHREVEPORT!!

Losing to Skeletor again...

(separated at Birth?)

Aarrgh!!! For yet another year the Lady Tigers lose to Pat "Skeletor" Summitt and the Tenn-uh-cee Lady Vols... AAAAGHH!!!!

Come on Tigers... Fight on....

Enough...now back to Football and Funny stuff 'bout Nicky Saban...

Stuff...

ESPN Article ... http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?id=3277750

• Brett Favre retired ... thanks alot Brett if it hadn't been for you LSU would have never hired Curley Hallman...think about it... thanks for nothing!!!!
• Spring Practice has begun...
• Baseball has begun
• The new Alex Box Stadium is under construction
• Women's B-Ball won the SEC! Next up Tournament
• Bradyless Tigers arent' half bad... but really...let's get a whole new staff
• Paid my Skip Bertman Extortion...uh ...Tradition Fund ..Fee
• Got in my LSU National Championship DVD..saaaaweeeett!!!!!
• I miss football
• Thanks for Nothing Brett Favrerereeerrrrr!!!

Les Miles on the RP Situation.....

"......Ryan Perrilloux, I suspended him indefinitely. He broke team rules, and I really don't want to spend a lot of time thinking and talking about him. His responsibility is to do everything right and get back on this team. And I'll focus on the guys that are competing for jobs on our team currently. My discipline is about team discipline.You will never know stuff. And then at some point in time, you'll get to know stuff and then it'll be a concrete piece. The point that I'm making to you is with these things, you take into account that a promise was made on a mother's couch.You take into account the responsibility that you have to your program and your team, and those are the two things.Not the media. Not the voting media. Not who should be and what should be suspended and how long and what do you think. You guys get no vote. You got no say. You've got speculation, and whatever you'd like to do. OK. But the reality of it is this is a team member that's no longer a part of the team in the short term. It's a very serious issue, and it's not something that I'm going to speculate and encourage conversation. He's suspended. Let's go on."

Random Stuff...

Okay.... it's the end of February and this is what we have....

1. Ryan P. indefinitely suspended. Dude...mature okay. Hard to make it into the NFL if you can't follow the rules college. Mature okay.
2. No RP so could it be Hatch or Lee as QB in the fall?
3. Spring Practice starts Feb 29th - Man that's early.
4. Men's B-Ball packed the house twice since BradyBall ended...and lost both of them. Do us a favor Skip... Let Butch Pierre go... and bring in an entirely new coaching staff.
5. LSUal as A.D.??? Hmmm.... I'll have to think about that one.
6. Women's B-Ball. Down 21-2 to Tenn at Tenn. Goes on a 21-2 Run and wins. This team's gotta chance to make some noise yet again.
7. Dang TAF "Tradition Fund" Due again... ouch.
8. Baseball starts in a few weeks.... I miss the 90's only for the reason of Gorilla Ball. The rest was just plain bad.
9. Still collecting National Championship Merchandise. Chinese factories are humming makin this stuff.
10. I still hate and/or despise USC, Alabama, Notre Dame, UGA, Va. Tech, Tulane, Ole Miss.... and the rest.....
11. Curely Hallman is unemployed again... Muscle Schoals H.S. now hiring again...
12. Dinardo's status is unknown...see hanging around Muscle Schoals, AL
13. Bama fans think they just won the national championship because a rating service in Alabama ranked their Football recruiting class as #1.
14. Saban's going to have a fun time distributing 25 scholarships to the 33 players he signed. This will be interesting.
15. Eli Manning won a big game... he didn't trip. What a weird year so far....

GEAUX Tigers!!!!

Do not adjust your internet...

LSU 85, Florida 73

Bradyless Tigers Defeat U of F in Gainsville!!!!

Go Butch Pierre!!!

The offseason....

Football's done, Recruiting class is singed, John Brady is toast, Baseball hasn't started yet...what's a Tiger fan to do???

Go to Concerts!!

Van Halen Still Rocks!!!

TOAST!

Captain Toast

from the advocate.....

........Brady was never popular with fans, though, and attendance did not even pick up much after the Final Four. It has dwindled to the 4,000 range the last two seasons with the 6-17 SEC mark.
"Men's basketball has been stagnant at about 7,000 season-ticket holders," Bertman said. "And even though we went to the Final Four, we only had a few additional season-ticket holders. But the ultimate reason John Brady was fired is not attendance. They just didn't win enough basketball games since the Final Four.".......

http://recruiting.scout.com/a.z?s=73&p=9&c=8&toinid=748&yr=2008

Signing Day

Meet your 2008 Signing Class

www.lsusports.net

#2 according to Max Emfinger
#6 according to Rivals
#11 according to Scout/ESPN

A very high ranking for a class with no running backs and one QB. Les is filling the needs. OL, DL, DB and LB.

Congratulations Corey Webster!

Congratulations Former Tiger Corey Webster.... 2003 NCAA Champion...Super Bowl Champion!!

Les Miles in Bacchus 2008

I don't think Neeck Saban ever lightened up enough to do this...