Wednesday, September 06, 2006

ARIDZONE RANT 2006

This Week's Tiger Bait - Arizona Wildcats 1-0 outta da Pacified-10 league.

This one will be short...why...cause we're gonna completely dominate these jokers. They are in the same category as the two Mississippi Schools....

Zona...whatcha need to know...they beat pathetic BYU (no winning season in how long??) by a last second field goal 16-13 last week. This so impressed Las Vegas that the line on the LSU blowout went up by 6 points as the kick was in the air. Last time we played them was in 2003 and we crushed them 59-13...

I've heard it... "Al,they're much better now and they have Mike Stoops...he's really going to turn them around...he's a defensive genious...blah blah"....
Stoops...STOOPS......I FEAR NOT ANYONE NAMED STOOPS....we defeated his brother....and he's not his brother... that's like fearing anyone named Manning... a complete waste of emotion.....

Mike Stoops is 7-16 as the head coach of Arizona.

Two BACK TO BACK 3-8 seasons and then the impressive win on SATURDAY AGAINST THE BYUlosers.

They supposedly have a decent defense and some impressive 6'-3" QB...funny they didn't show up last week and had to rely on some kicker to bail them out... THREE Field goals and a touchdown against BYU??? JUST TRY THAT IN TIGER STADIUM???? OUR GOAL POSTS DON't LIKE FOOTBALLS!!!!!!


TIGERS!!! ... Domination from start to finish..Jamarcus to LaFell, Jarmarcus to Early, Alley up the middle...Justin on the bench...field a punt....crush a QB... Jimbo...Pelini... FEARLES MILES!!! MIKE THE TIGER STAND UP AN ROAR!!!

...and Mr. Tuitiamao (QB) meet MR. DORSEY and Mr. PITTMAN... you them and the turf will become very close...

PREDICTION.... VICTORY FOR L-S-U!!!!!

TIGERS ON A MISSION 42
worst team in the Pac-10 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

..and if you're scared about this one....the letdown game...looking ahead to Auburn.......blah blah... sell your ticket to someone who has no fear!!!!! THERE'S NO ROOM FOR BROOK TROUT, DISASTER SYNDROME 'tiger' FANS!!!!

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