okay...10:30 pm...I sit to write the rant... after 7 years of this...what can I say about Auburn's confused arse mascot thing...or my love of Tubberville...Okay...Tubberville...the hate is viscerelle...there is no incarnation of evil in College Football concentrated in one location than the plains..(with the exception of Notre Dame or USC).....
ALLBARN RANT 2006...
Die TUBBY DIE 2006 Edition...
It's time for the media to stop kissing the arse of the wrong Tigers.... After the Two LSU TIVO games and Auburns beating of Happless Miss St.... they think things are equal but Auburn is better because of their flipping Running back and it's at Auburn... blah blah....
Here we are on the tenth anniversary of the night the Auburn barn burnt down and probably the last time the real TIGERS won on the plains... what's that I smell...another Auburn barn burning...no it's a trailer...and it smell like Auburn Corndog...
Corndog???
Let me enlighten, explain and sort this crap out once and for all. Auburn fans have been calling LSU fans the "corndogs" for a few years... why??? Some idiot with a computer in an Auburn trailer park got a hold of an email from an Oklahoma fan in which they call the Nebraska fans the "corndogs" and all Nebraska fans "smelled like corndogs" and replace the word Nebraska with "LSU". So they thought it was funny...and they think all LSU fans smell like corndogs???
WHAT THE FU_ _?????? Corndogs??? What the hell are corndogs??? Can't find them in Death Valley??? Not considered a tailgate food either. So sad..pathetic and just not funny....it's like thinking that Jim Carrey's the CABLE GUY is a funny movie...just plain dumb.....
To AUBURN: Go to Hell (see Ole Miss). That crap is old and not even funny.... but if you want to carry it on... Let's call this game the BATTLE for the GOLDEN FRIGGIN CORNDOG!!!
Auburn/plainsmen/warchickens/eagles
Tubby the evil 2nd rate Spurrier is still there. QB is Cox and he aint' got the balls to handle the Tiger D. Some Running back named Irons is there and the Auby fans are all giddy about some Fullback who had 44 yards rushing against Miss Shtate... wow..impressive. One wide Reciever and Will Muschamp as Defensive Coordinator..
1. Will won't be playing
2. will was a great cheerleader for the Real Tigers many a year ago
3. He' won't have little Nicky whispering play calls in his ear this time (Hello...do you think Will was actually LSU's Defensive coordinator or Nick SABAN???)
YOU HAVE THE SAME KICKER!!!! WOOHOO!!! LINE HIM UP!!! HE'll PROBABLY SHANK THE KICKOFF!!!! GO #37... WE LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!!!!
REAL TIGERS
How many weapons do we have...Bowe, Davis, HESTER FOR HEISMAN, Broussard, Vincent, Doucet, Russell, Flynn... ..wow my fingers are tired....
FEAR LES MILES!!!! BO Pelini Knows Football!!!! FISHER HATES AUBURN!!!!
GLENN DORSEY HATES OPPOSING QBS!!!! ZENON...CAN HE OUTSCORE THE OPPONENT AGAIN???????
GOAL POSTS HATE THAT AUBURN KICKER!!!!
#1 Scoring Defense in the NATION
DEFENSE + OFFENSE = MAJOR BUTT KICKING!!!
PREDICTION.
LSU
LSU
LSU
LSU
L
S
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ONLY TEAM IN THE NATION TO NOT ALLOW A TD THIS YEAR >>>TIGERS!!!!
LSU 35
Eagles 7
DIE TUBBY DIE!!!!
----- The Associated Press Top 25 college football poll lists Auburn at No. 3 in the country, LSU at No. 6. That means the two sets of Tigers will meet with higher combined rankings Saturday than in any previous game in the history of the emerging rivalry.
The only top-10 (AP) matchup between LSU and Auburn was in 1972.
Eighth-ranked LSU defeated ninth-ranked Auburn 35-7
WOW!!! HUGE!!!
I want to party like it's 1972 again!!!
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