Raise your hand if you've turned down the Bama Job...

WVU Coach (with a Pay Raise) Rich Rodriguez turns down Bama (or Coach DickRod as the Bama fans are calling him today....

So Bama...no Spurrier, no Saban, no Rich,

Who's it gonna be??

Let's see the last three coaches have been Mikes... Dubose/Price/Shula...

Mike Archer??? He's got HC experience in the SEC...

or how bout..

Tommy Tuberville... he knows how to win the Iron Bowl...

or Houston Nutt..... he's nuts... you'll love him... plus I'm sure Agent Jimmy Sexton would love to cut you deal since he couldn't convince his other client Nick Saban to go for your deal...

Call Jimmy Sexton.... (Agent for Tubby and Nutt)

Go to Hell Bama!!!

Hey what about Mike Shula...since you'll be paying him the next two years anyway..... ask him back... like an ex-girlfriend... or a jilted fiance... maybe ... just maybe...