Tuesday, August 28, 2007

RANT TIME.... Mississippi State....2007


ah yes Tiger fans... that long summer is gone.....Live Earth has saved our planet, Mike Vick saved himself kinda, baseball has been excrutiangly dull, the internet is still filled with Auburn idiots recirculating the Nebraska corn dog story and replacing "Nebraska" with "LSU"..very funny auburnites...not an original thought there...Bama is on track for the trainwreck......and we've all watched every replay of last years Tigers that Cox sports has shown us.....


The long Wait is over....one game at a time.... this weeks game......


Tiger Bait #1 - Mistake State - August 3oth - THE DOOM OF CROOM
Here we go... #2 LSU vs. #_ _ 2 Miss State. Many questions will be answered on a hot steamy thursday not in lovely Starkpatch Mississippi...the town where the girls are scarce and cows are scared........

History -

Series Record LSU leads - 64-33-3 (doesn't tell the whole story....of the last 22 games...LSU has won 18)

MISHIPPI SHTATE

Entering his fourth season as the Head Coach one Sylvester Croom...the media darling everyone loves him ....wants him to succeed...but at 9-25 looks to be the State version of Curley Hallman (both have Bama coaching heritage so perhaps that explains alot). So Jackie (The man with two girl's names) Sherrill, didn't leave him much...but this is year #4).....What has Sly done??? beaten Ron Zook and Mike Shula (hey they don't coach in the SEC anymore).....

Sly will have his team prepped and ready.. ...ready for their yearly pummeling.

Top returning player - Derrick Pegues - DB ....don't know of any other stars exist on that squad however.

Starkpatch stadium - Seats 55K - wow...that's like Ole Misery's"stadium"...think Shreveport... just no casino's, watering holes or culture....

explore more if you're really bored ..... http://www.mstateathletics.com/



L. S. U.

You know the drill.... Les Miles returns for season #3 and the expectations are out of this world... just what we want... you want to relive the low expectations of DinardoHallmanArcher again??? Heck no. NO!!

Gone are Jamarcus, Bowe, Davis, Jackson, Alley B, and Laron...... but not to fret... Flynn, Early, and three full starting Defensive lines will make you forget them quick (well something like that)


Gone is our favorite love him hate him OC - Jimbo Fischer. I must say it's gonna be nice hot having the opposing team know our plays, signals and our slobbernockered fans knowing exactly what plays were are going to run....up the middle, up the middle, pass...punt...

Enter Gary Crowton as OC.... not to Shabby a hire Les!!!.... Crowton's offense will take advantage of something called SPEED...you know ...the stuff Jimbo never used until 3rd down...it'll be interesting...just watch... trust me...

DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! - What can I say that you don't already know?? Not much... Pelini's boys will no doubt score more points than Miss. State's D. Look for alot of scoring and ball snatching by this years defense.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?????.....

Harder for Al to forecast a game one, thursday SEC opener on ESPN... but we all know what's gonna happen... Lot's of scoring by the Tigers.... Trindon's gonna be blazing fast, Flynn's gonna throw the ball quickly to the Hester, Williams, Murphy, Early and LaFell... they'll take it from there... funny thing in sports... a 5 yard pass that has 50 yards of run after the catch counts the same as a 55 yard pass and catch..... so on paper... Flynn will look like Jamarcus...(just with a little assistance by the recievers). Glenn Dorsey, K. Pittman and Tyson Jackson will keep Miss. State going in reverse.... 22K LSU fans will drown out the hostile cowbell crowd and leave the home team silent and heading for the exits by the start of the third quarter...Look for a spectacular punt return by Chad Jones.... (freshman...big things for him in the future...)

Same result ...different year.... Croom gets loss #26....

Fear the Hat!!! gets Win #23.... and the #2 Tigers look worthy of their pub....


LSU 49
Miss State 3

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

1 comment:

iam4lsu said...

Gotta say I kinda like Croom too ... hope he does well this season, that is AFTER this Thursday!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!