Friday, October 14, 2011

Tenn-uh-cee Rant...

You scared?... #7 Awaits.......



#1 Tigers vs. Unranked Volunteers

It’s 2:30 again… LSU vs. the intimidating Volunteer Mascot

(yes U of T has volunteered to get beat bad this week)

Les Miles vs. Derek “I can count to 13” Dooley

The Chief vs. his old employer

Tenn-uh-cee

Gone are the days of Phat Phil Fulmer and gone are the days of that little Kiffen kid as Head Coach. The latest edition is Derek Dooley son of the Georgia Coaching Legend Vince Dooley and if you recall Tiger fans - an LSU assistant on the 2003 NC LSU Squad.

Year two of his Tenn-uh-cee career and a few years into his Head Coaching career and all Derek has to show are two ‘moral’ victories over LSU as the La Tech Coach and UT. But Moral victories make not a long coaching career in the SEC as ESPN has already listed him on the Coaching hotseat….

You remember last year’s fiasco..LSU scores on the first play, had 4 turnovers in between and had the brilliant clock mismanagement/13 Tennessee player ending…with a Stevan Ridley TD to seal the thing….

Tenn is without their starting QB, RB and TE and have lost to Florida and Georgia….

Rocky Top …I HATE THAT SONG!!!

LSU

This is a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM…. Fresh off the best destruction of Florida since Richard Nixon walked the halls of the White House…this group of Tigers is all business.

Too many weapons to count on this team. And to quote the Tiger Stadium Jumbotron “Where will remarkable happen this game?” or as we like to say… “What is the Honey Badger’s Highlight going to be this week!!!”

What’s Gonna Happen?

Seriously.. Third and Chavis has been cured by Tyrann and the D-Line, J-Lee and even J-J continue to improve. Ford gets back on the field and out of the garage (uh doghouse)… and Tenn-uh-cee better beware of Crocadile Puntee… he can score from anywhere on the field!!!! And Tenn fans, there will be no Gary Crowton to save you this time… Tigers continue to roll….

LSU 44

Tenn 13 (they can’t even count to 14)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

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