#1 LSU vs. #17 U of F 2011
Tigers vs. Gators….
It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..
2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge
Chance of Rain – NEVER!
Gators
No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!
Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …
So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……
Gators, gold chains, jorts,…
Tigers
It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.
Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.
Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….
What’s gonna happen…
Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….
LSU 28
UF 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….
Tigers vs. Gators….
It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..
2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge
Chance of Rain – NEVER!
Gators
No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!
Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …
So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……
Gators, gold chains, jorts,…
Tigers
It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.
Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.
Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….
What’s gonna happen…
Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….
LSU 28
UF 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….
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