LSU vs. RazorPigs

PORK IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!!!!

BEAT THE PIGS!!

WHOO PIG SOOIE!!.. OINK!!!



GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Our coach may be crazy....but he's a much better coach than John L. Smith.

Tigers take their first win ever in Fayetville today.

LSU 41

Pigs 27

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

THE Les Miles.....

11/17/2012 Ole Miss vs LSU Football Highlights

Ole Misery rant....

It's that time of year again...the annual Halloween Game against Ole Miss... oh wait...they've moved it...

anyhow.... Ole Miss is coming to town.... an unranked....and well ...just plain Ole Miss....

Ole Miss

They are coached by a guy that never played college football.... they run a fast tempo offense... whatch how fast they go 3 and out.....

LSU

Mettenberger got his groove... ...Senior day...and last home game for the 2012 season.... probably the last home game for Mingo and Big Sam... thanks for the memories guys...can you give a few more this saturday???

Hey Ole Miss... Les is back... FEAR THE HAT!!... no clock management issues to save the Rebels this time.....

What's going to happen.....

Mett breaks the 300 mark for the first time. Hill hits about 150... The chiefs defense shreds the Rebels...... Hotty Tottie...what ever.... All Tigers all afternoon.....


LSU 42

Old Misery 17

Billy Cannon Run October 31, 1959

  What you didn't think I'd forget this one... Hey Ole Miss... remember this one always.... and oh yeah.


GEAUX TO HELL OLE MISS!!!

Greatest Moment in Ole Miss History....

Wk11 Highlights vs. Mississippi State

Back to Business....

....Death Valley Awaits....

Misstake Up Next....

LSU vs. Alabama 2012 Trailer (1:48 ....my favorite part)...

LSU vs Bama Rant 2012

January 9th, 2012 a DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!

Forces of the TigerNation were brutualy attacked by the evil powers of the Crimson Elephant.

Their evil leader and head midget lil Nicky took no mercy on the quarterbackless hapless Tigers....

11 Months we have waited for VENGEANCE!!!

NOW IS THE TIME, THIS IS THE PLACE... THIS IS DEATH VALLEY!!!!

BRING IT!!! If your voice remains at 0:00, you didn't apply yourself....

APPLY YOURSELF!!!

 

 

LSU  21

 

Bama 10

 

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

....BAMA Week......

Saban – 3 wins versus Miles

 

Miles – 3 wins versus Saban

 

Tiger Stadium!

College Gameday!

Jeremy Hill

Mingo

Minter

Reid

No Jefferson

No Lee

 

 

I like the Tigers!!

LSU vs. Texas A&M 2012 Trailer

Tigers vs Aggies Rant 2012..early kickoff edition..

#6 LSU vs #18 Texas aTm

Seriously.... there's something very wrong with these people....

And something seriously wrong with ESPN... What an 11A&M kickoff time??

Anyhow...enjoy your brunch and cocktails.... it's gametime...early.....

Aggies
The rivalry renewed. Let's see....

• QB...mobile....and  freshman....
• Stadium.- Kyle field ...not sure they've figured out yet how to grow real grass at the Agricultural school....
• Cheerleaders... disturbing...it's a bunch of guys in Khaki... (see above...or look away)
• Band ...bunch of guys marching in an evershrinking formation... not impressed
• 2nd SEC game versus an SEC defense... (they lost to UF too)
• Defense- nonexistent...seriously... 57 points given up last week to La Tech
• Coach - Kevin Sumlin...year 1
• Mascot...a cute little puppy with lots of hair... not too intimidating
• Reason for joining SEC...never could win the Big12...and alway lost to Mack Brown..seriously...Mack Brown...who beats no-one anymore.
• Traditions... strange pinky ring cult

Tigers
YES!! Defense has found itself!!! Offense... abandon the pass...give the ball to HILL!!!
Mingo and Sonic Sam will find a way to shut down the mobile QB... AGAIN! In the Chief we trust..
Les will actually sound coherent for his halftime interview...something about "'time to finish this...complete game...all phases..punt game fierce....."
Tiger Band and Goldern Girls will be far more impressive than the 'yell leaders' and the cadets

What's Gonna Happen....
They Aggies are all pumped up that LSU returns to Kyle field after an almost 20 year span... what they don't realize is that CurleyArcher is no longer the LSU coach. Tigers go full throttle early and take command. Superspeedy QB gets a few yards in the 2nd quarter before Sonic Sam sucks all the energy out of the place with back to back demolition hits..... Hill and Ware prove a devastating tandem at rotating tailbacks and Mettenberger manages to not trip on his feet and actually throw 3 TD passes in this one.

LSU  38
Aggies 17 (your defense is swiss cheesiest)


GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Welcome to the SEC aTm!!!

Tigers Win!! Tigers Win!!

".....that was Death Valley. That was the place where opponent's dreams come to die. It was spectacular. It started early, and it went late. It was with us the whole night. It was spectacular. I recognize the advantage that this team had in this stadium." - Les Miles

DEFEAT SPURRIER!!!

THAT IS ALL!

WIN!

Somehow score (go DEFENSE!!)

And beat SC!!!

LSU 21

USCe 17

Tigers vs. Jorts...uh GATORS RANT!

2007 - 4th down.. HESTER SCORES!!!

#2, #3,#4 LSU vs #10 Gators


Destroy the Gators that is all....

For me it has all begun and ended with the Gators...sure we despise Bama, hate Auburn and would like Ole Miss to perpetually Geaux to Hell... but for me my formative Tiger fan years was watching the Tigers get a decade of trouncing courtesy of little Steve Superior and his visor.... Then it all changed ...1997... Tiger Stadium... LSU could rise to the occasion.... VICTORY!!! #1 Florida goes down and Spurrier's invincibility is shattered.....  Flash forward to Last year and the Tigers Destroy Florida in Death Valley on National TV during the DAY no less..... But you see..it's not over..... we still owe them Jort wearin' sunsabitches... PAYBACK!!! GEAUX TO HELL FLORIDA!!!

Floriduh Gators...

Les has made short order of Zook, and drove Ubran Meyer to the brink of insanity before retiring to the ease of the slow Big 10, in steps... Will Muschamp. Last minute hire to replace Urban Cryer Meyer. Will had a brutal year one and looked very lost last year... made a few changes this year with getting rid of Charlie Weiss as the OC (couldn't afford Charlie's grocery bill)... Well will we liked you when you were a DC at LSU...but now you're just TIGER BAIT... your little hyper sideline rants were kind of entertaining ...oh ten years ago... but seriously dude...grow up.... calm down... or you are going to give yourself and aneurism....


Freshman QB... meet the Tiger Defense... hell on wheels....

LSU

The living dead nightmare of Towson has passed... Tigers are 5-0 ...and now onto October. Mettensandwich has shaved his 70's stache and hopefully takes this game seriously... Talent... but needs some motivation... WAKE UP!!!!!  Defense... shall dominate.... running game will accelerate... passing game will infuriate... THE Gators that is....!!! ODELL will catch all balls his way and so will the rest of the Offense... WHERE HAS THAT BEEN???


WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!

It's great to BEAT A FLO-RI-DA GATOR!!

LSU  31

Florida 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

NEXT... Spurrier... we owe you personally....

TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!!!

Geaux Huskies!!

Congratulations U Dub... nice win over Stanford!!!

9 years ago...ish...

Wow... 9 years ago....

49.5 Point Favorite...

Really ... seriously... 50 point favorite.

Never understand that half point crap. Round up or down. Nobody but Vegas understands a half point.


Vegas predicts LSU will score a TD ever 8 1/2 minutes or so...or a point every 75.7 seconds... or a half point... well you get the picture... lots of offense. As opposed to last weeks squeeker on the plains of Auburn.


LSU vs Towson

Who the hell scheduled this??? seriously... if you wanted a creampuff...bring in the Green Wave!!!


LSU 68
Towson 2

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU #2 over the last decade

Best Teams in the Last Ten Years

What Happened....

Victory

12-10

SEC Win #1

Auburn assured worst september since 1880's.....

What did you witness..... well... that's what we call "A Les Miles Special"

The win was secured at the 8:32 mark in the first quarter with the safety.

So at that point Les decided to give the Auburn Tigers false hope and rip their souls right out of their hearts.

NEXT TIME LES... PLEASE CLUE ME IN TO THIS AWESOME STRATEGY!!

Victory was then re-secured at the end of the 4th with a late interception.....

4-0!!!

ooh no... now #3  (AP voters didn't get the strategy either.....)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

LES MILES has now beaten Auburn's national championship Coach 3 out of the 4 times they've gone head to head.....

So who gets fired first?? Chizick at Allbarn or John L. Smith at lowly Ark-Kansas???

LSU vs Allbarn 2012

DIE TUBERVILLE DIE!!!

oh wait he's not there anymore.....

Stop CAM NEWTON!!

oh that's right not there either.....

GO ULM!!!

A kicker shy of an upset....

NO Matter... I STILL HATE AUBURN!!!

Remember now.????   Channel your hate.... good ......good... now we're getting somehwhere....

#2 LSU vs 1-2 Allbarn

SEC Opener..... on the plains....

it's TIGERS vs. War Chickens


6:00 ESPN ...bring it!!!

Plainschickentigereagles

Well the luckiest coach in the SEC -Gene Chazzizick's luck has finally run out... must have used it all on the coverup of the sCam Newton paypal account. This is not the Auburn of old...this team is really a bad UL monroe kicker away from being O and 3. Led by QB K. Frazier who managed a whopping 16 yards in the second half last week against the Warhawks... either ULM is the greatest defense that mankind has ever amassed.... or .... the second coming of Cam Newton is a failed experiment. And did I mention the Auburn run defense ranks 14th in the SEC. That's right... uh there's 14 teams in the SEC now...and Auburn gets sole place at the bottom. So.... it's all or nothing for them...do or die.... choke...  Auburn may try but really... seriously...this isn't the Auburn of old... the've been Chizzicked.
(well they still have the hope of the refs on their side... but I think Alabama owns the Zebras now... not Auburn... bigger checkbook...not a factor this year..and I'm sure the refs from 2006 are replacement refs in the NFL this year... I recognized their foul stench this past sunday....)

Tigers

One man falls... another shall step up. No Blue..got you blue?? Never fear Hillard and Hill got this one. Yes Tigers are on the road... they will establish the run.. AND Established it shall be... then Mettenberger takes over... Les, The Chief, The TIGERS!!! And Did I mention the Tiger Band?? They've taken on the Auburn special teams before...and won!!  The Mad Hatter's got this one.... he may even burn down a barn while he's there... and cook a corn dog on it. (don't get me started on Auburn and it's stupid corn dog thing.. not an original thought in that group.... taking a Nebraska corn dog joke and putting LSU in the place of "nebraska" and using the internet... jeees... what a bunch of...  $%##!^& idiots!!)

What's gonna happen...

Auburn shall join the race with Arkansas on which coach is in the hotter seat..... It's all Tigers in this one.. LSU that is.

LSU  38

Auburn 7

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Wk3 vs. Idaho Highlights

I see what you did there.....

not saying this is what happened...but it does make you wonder...... what really happened Monday.....

hhhmmmmm???

Gameday..... Times of Interest 9/15/12

LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012
Game Day Times of Interest

LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012 * Baton Rouge, La. (Tiger Stadium) * 7 p.m. kickoff (TigerVision)

Times of Interest

9:00 a.m. LSU SportShop opens
Noon LSU Ticket Office opens
2:30 p.m. "One Wants" performs at Zatarain's Tiger One Village (front of PMAC)
3:00 p.m. L-Club Tailgate (L-Club Room at PMAC)
3:30 p.m. TAF Tailgate Party (PMAC)
4:00 p.m. Club level and Suites open at Tiger Stadium
LSU At the Game Programs on sale in and around Tiger Stadium
4:15 p.m. LSU Student gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:30 p.m. All remaining gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:55 p.m. LSU walks down "Victory Hill"
5:00 p.m. LSU Game Day presented by CST radio show at Zatarain's Tiger One Village
5:05 p.m. Mike VI comes down Victory Hill
5:10 p.m. Band comes down Victory Hill
6:25 p.m. Mike the Tiger and LSU Cheerleaders field parade
6:41 p.m. Guest Captain presentation – Anthony Marshall
6:43 p.m. Golden Band from Tigerland takes the field for pregame performance
6:49 p.m. Alma Mater and National Anthem
6:51 p.m. Flyover – Navy F18s
6:53 p.m. LSU intro video
6:56 p.m. LSU takes the field
6:57 p.m. Idaho takes the field
6:57 p.m. Coin toss at midfield
7:00 p.m. Kickoff: LSU vs. Idaho on TigerVision

First Quarter – First Timeout
LSU Softball Recognition – Women's College World Series

First Quarter – Second Timeout
Scotty Moran Recognition – Tiger Athletic Foundation

Halftime
LSU Golden Band from Tigerland performs
Louisiana Army National Guard Recognition

Be sure to check out the following items on LSUsports.net
· 5:30 p.m. Live pregame stadium video – ends prior to kickoff per SEC rules
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live video of LSU Sports Radio Network broadcast team as they call the game
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live stats on LSU-Idaho game
(www.LSUsports.net/livestats)

Tigers vs I-duh-hoe

2-0 #3 Tigers vs. 0-2 Fighting Potatos of Idaho

Seriously what can I say here.....

• MASH THE POTATOS!!! 
• Skin the potatos!!
• an homage to Dan Quayle perhaps ???  P-o-t-a-t-o-E-S!!!!!
• Beat the Potatos/Vandals or whatever they're called....
• LSU vs Renta Win #3!!!!

They are what we expect... IDAHO!!

They play in a domed stadium....of sorts... the awe inspring 16,000 seat Kibbie Dome.

I doubt they travel as well as the Husky fans... so..... they won't be any to invite to tailgate.....

I'm sure there will be plenty of potato(e) dishes around the stadium on Saturday.....

Main course starts at 7:00!!!

 GEAUX TIGERS!!!


LSU  58

Idaho 3

Decimated Dogs...

From a Seatle sports writer -

"The Huskies peaked in the game’s first 10 seconds, when LSU fumbled the opening kickoff to Washington at the Tigers’ 20-yard line. The Huskies bobbled two pass attempts, managed four yards and three points, then had hell wash over them."


TIGERS WIN!!!

09/08/2012 Washington vs LSU Football Highlights

Tigers vs Mush Dogs Rant!

Sarkasianainan and the Huskies vs the Mad Hatter and the Tigers

Unranked U Dub vs #3 LSU

Put your money on the Tigers people...in this cat and dogfight... take the Tigers.

Vegas has a 24 point line. It's gonna be much worse than that for our West Coast visitors... \

WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY!!!


U of W

So they beat San Diego State 21-12ish and have a 2nd yr QB who amassed about 30 more yards than LSU's first game starter last week. O-line is banged up and starting RB is out.

Let's take mascots... a 70 pound mush dog vs a 720 pound Bengal/Siberian Tiger Mix....Tiger Wins!

U Dub claims the loudest stadium in college football in Autzen Stadium... yeah... really... sure.... well that's what the ESPN/PAC-12 love fest says.... DOUBT IT!  Welcome to DEATH Valley!!! We'll show you loud!!


Tigers

A little banged up with Faulk out and maybe Loston too. If not for a soft patch of new stadium turf, the Tigers might be missing one Mettenberger. But all is well. Mett will rebound and most definitely have more passing yards than his Pac-12 foe. If all is fails give the ball to Hilliard... again...and again....Saturday also marks the return of Crocodie Puntee!!! So no worries.

What's gonna happen....

Tigers have something to prove. Huskies have nothing to lose. SEC vs. Pac-12. Contested for one Quarter... then DEATH Valley takes overs... and the onslaught begins. Ugly, Over,  Quick. Stadium empty by 4th quarter as another non conference opponent goes down in flames....

LSU 48

UW 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

It's Saturday Night in Death Valley (LSU Football)

QB upgrade

YES QB Upgrade!!!

Mettenbergers 190ish passing game vs. last year's QBs....


JL against Oregon - 96 yds passing
JL against NW - 133 yds passing
JL against WVU - 180 passing
Jl against Kentucky - 169 yds passing
JL against Florida - 154 yds passing
JL against Tenn - 115 yards passing
JL against Auburn - 165 yards passing
JJ first Alabama game - 65 yards passing
JJ against WKU - 168 yards passing
JJ against Ole Miss - 88 yards passing
JJ against Georgia - 30 yards passing
JJ against Alabama - 53 yards passing 

YES!!! UPGRADE!!!!!

Tigers vs Mean Green Rant!!!

2005...schedule North Texas ...get a hurricane (or two)

2008...schedule North Texas....get a hurricane

2012...schedule North Texas...get a hurricane....

Stop scheduling North Texas....but if you're gonna play 'em

BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF 'EM!!!

whatcha gotta know... NO QB named LEE or JEFFERSON!!!

GAME ON!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU  49

Norte Tejas  3

2012.....

2012.......

First up North Texas..... and /or Hurricane Isaac.....



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!



NO QBs by the name of Lee or Jefferson on the field for LSU this season...

It's all good.....

well said...

from Tigerdroppings....

Read over and over...let it sink in....smile!!

We just played in our third national title game, 2nd in the last 5 years (two of
which we won, by the way) -We just won our 4th SEC title in 11 seasons
and appeared in our third SECCG in the last 7 years (that's right: your LSU
Tigers have won an astounding 36% of the last 11 SEC championships) -We
are the winningest program in the SEC since 2005 ... since 2000... basically
since the Internet and modern cell phones were invented LSU has owned the SEC
-We have a top notch head coach, top notch talent, top notch facilities,
top notch staff, and arguably the most depth in the country -And oh yeah
... LSU is the favorite to win it all, yet again, in 2012. Some of
you pansies need to take a deep breath and recognize what you've got in front of
you: LSU football as a program at the finest point IN ITS HISTORY. Yeah, we lost
to Bama in the 2012 BCSCG...Oh well, get over it. They're good, and will
continue to be, so just accept that. That said, despite their Jan 9th win, even
Bama has been owned by LSU on a regular basis (LSU has beaten Bama in 9 of the
last 13 meetings BTW). The loss sucked, but anyone using the BCSCG loss as some
sort of "negative" mark on Miles or LSU or anything associated with LSU has lost
their mind. Repeat back to yourself as many times as necessary: LSU just played
in its THIRD national title game in 9 years. LSU, at least over the last
7-10 years,... IS college football. Enjoy that. And get
ready to win the whole thing again in 2012.

NSD

Tigers filled the needs. End of Story.

Bring on 2012!!

WTF?

Seriously...that was the game plan? Throw sideways then punt?

I'm so glad I'll never have to see the Jordan Jefferson/Jarrett Lee soap opera play out on and of the field again.

I'm not sure Lee would have made any difference but a Coach not willing to try has issues.

What kind of pictures with farm animals does Jefferson have on Les?

Seriously what was that?

13-1 is great. 14-0 would have been awesome.

The coaches lost that game.

So to finish 13-1 SEC West Champs, SEC Champs and runners up to Friggin Alabama (12-1) hurts.

As always...Geaux Tigers... and here's to a future with hope for decent to average QBs... 4 years of the horrible variety has driven me nuts!!

-lsual

January 9th 2012

BRING IT!

BCS Rant

#1 vs #2

ReBeat Bama!

For all the marbles...

Miles vs Saban for IT ALL!

This is it!!

LSU vs Bama for the National Championship....

Wooo Nelly!!

Unbelievable... what a ride.

13-0 and one to GEAUX!

Bama

They had their best shot at home in Tuscaloosa and lost. Get it! They lost...at home..done...but somehow ESPN managed to lobby them back into this game... Stop Richardson...and make Bama kick... will it work again? Saban on the verge of stroking out last time... How many headsets will he throw this time? Saban put his team on a diet to make them more agjle for this game.. you can't create speed by making your overweight players light... nice try lil Nicky.... but not...

LSU

At home in da Dome. LSU 4-0 all time in BCS games in the dome. Les, The Chief, Mo, JJ, Lee, Hilliard, Ford, The Option!, Blue, Alleman, Mingo, Randle and oh yes TM7.. the Honey Badger... this team is on an absolute mission.... Saban has had two years to stop the option and hasn't done it... and he still won't have an answer... Bama hasn't beaten LSU since 2009....Tigers go for 3 in a row and 9 of the last 12 against the Red Seaweed.....

What's Going To Happen...

Well lsual didn't score tickets for BCS National Championship number 3 but since I know you are a bit superstitious...this is a good thing.. ...but you should be able to hear me..... it all starts with the Tiger Band blasting those four notes that you know and love that'll make the hair stand up on the back of your neck.... prep early Tigers fans.... nothing to hold you back...bring your A-Game...this is for all the MARBLES!! BCS GLORY AWAITS!!!

LSU will start fast..this will not be the first half team of the Arky and UGA games..this will be the 2nd half team of the 13-0 Tigers that you have expected all season... JJ and yes a little Lee thrown in..... Hilliard, Ware, Randle, Beckham, Blue and Ford...on to victory... Wing and the Honey Badger assure dominant field position when call upon.... Richardson will be denied...AJ will be tagged often by Mingo, Brockers and Big Sam Montgomery... Destiny!! Tigers!!

LSU 27 Elephants 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!

BCS CHAMPS 2011

Real Monday Night Football....

3 days

DIE BAMA DIE!!

ROLL THE TIDE!!

Re-BEAT BAMA!!

3 straight...

beating Bama twice in one season...SWEET!!

HOME IN DA DOME!!!

LEAVE NO DOUBT!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!

4 days....

LSU Vs Alabama 2011 Highlights

Hitler Reacts to Alabama-LSU BCS Championship Rematch (Downfall Parody)

Showdown on the Bayou- LSU Minute Report for Jan. 3rd

2011 BCS Championship Trailer [LSU vs. Alabama]

LSU "Road to the BCS" Part 3 [Finish]

BCS according to the Onion...