Bama won't you ....

Oh my ...Alabama just lost to Mississippi State... oh my..I don't know what to say... I mean... they lost to Mississippi State... they lost in Tuscaloosa...to Mississippi State...Mike Shula lost to Sylvester Croom... It'll take Sylvester Croom until 2038 to reach Les Miles win total..Bama...you lost to Mississippi State...

This week... it's gonna be really difficult .... hint. .. Shula...LSU's a little bit better than Mississippi State... WOW... BAMA LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE...

Shula looked like he needed his daddy on the sideline last week to offer some advice.....

Bama fans were on the internet about a minute after the loss dreaming of a contract buyout and weird thinking like hiring Nick Saban away from the Dolphins or getting Butch Davis to climb out of seclusion to become the next annointed "Heir to the Bear" ..Shula..dead man walking???

Here's some advice Bama... play the third string.. rest up ...take the weak off ...we don't want you to get anyone hurt... we just need you to pull it all together on the 18th of November in the Iron Bowl against Tubby and the boys... so just take this week off... YOU LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE..... RELAX Enjoy a night in Death Valley...soak it all in.... the atmosphere...the Tiger Band, The Golden Girls, The smell of non-dry county in the air, the smell of tiger dogs, nachos, and nope we don't sell corndogs...just war-chicken on a stick....

Okay...Tigers are back from yet another gut wrenching road game... this one had a similar ending to LSU's victory Over Bama last year. Remember that one... Jamarcus to Bowe in OT for the 16-13 victory... that was a classic. So Miles now has two signature road wins (3 if you count Miami) in his career to go with his clunkers this season. Things are looking up!!! Beating Tennuhcee...HUGE!!!

Tigers turn it up again this weekend...it's November.. LSU has only lost two games in November this decade... and that was in the 2002 Season.

Jamarcus is the man, Bowe is the LSU record holder, running game is by committee, the Defense had it's bad game last week, yet still stopped the Volunteers.

THE BEAR IS LONG GONE... HE AIN'T COMING BACK. Bama no longer owns some property in Baton Rouge.

PREDICTION

Lots of Early, Lots of Bowe, A little Holiday, Alot of Keiland Williams, Alot of Panic on the Bama sidelines...

ALL TIGERS...ALL NIGHT.. On ESPN

LSU Fighting Tigers 31
Bama Not-So Mighty Elephants,shula,MikeDubose,Logan Young, Original Cheaters, crummy band from BamaLand, awful dreamland ribs, Seaweed for mascot, dumb roll tide roll cheer, ripoff bear bryant museum, probation dwelling, losing to missippi state, shula buyout, please beat tubby - 10 (did you know they lost to Mississippi State last week?)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!

LSU 28 Vols 24 - VICTORY!!!!!

well that one will shorten ye ole life span by a few years... but well worth it!!!

What did it??

Mr. Emotion - LES MILES

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-667558600481396759


(iam4lsu - thanks for the picture)

THE BIG QUESTION???
HOW MANY DONUTS DID FULMER EAT SUNDAY MORNING???

DESTROY TENNESSEE

You wanted a RANT!?!?! Well you're gonna get one. CAN YOU HANDLE IT??

This one is going to be short. WE owe Tenn-uh-cee...and we owe them BIG TIME....I've waited for this one for a year...after the 30-27 Monday night debacle,post Katrina-Rita nightmare and stepping in one large mound of red-ants post game and not realizing it until 2 miles down Highland road... I've waited. PhatPhil and the convicts planted their puke orange letter T'd flag in the Holy ground of Death Valley. I've waited. The Tailgating Tigers have waited. The Football Tigers have waited too... Vengeance is a dish best served cold... 14 months is long time to cool off...I'm dang near frigid right now. HEY BUBBA and LouLou!!!... you and Phil can sit down for a couple, three, four, eight dozen donuts on Sunday Morning and try to figure out what the hell happened....

Let me clue you in on what's about to happen....

Ainge and his bum ankle aren't going to last long. Mr. Dorsey, Beckwith and Highsmith will see to that...and once Eric's out....there be no Clausen to save the Volunteers this time. Tennuhsee playing a true Freshman will be nothing like LSU playing a 'freshman' such as Matt Mauck 5 short years ago...

Super Smurf Trindon Holliday will come from nowhere and get a couple of TDs and lots of rushing yards along with Charles Scott...who'll both take pressure off of JR who finally shines for you doubters out there on the road. Craig buster Davis will look like Dominic Davis on punt returns.....Bowe grabs a few LSU records in the process...and

The #1 Defense in the land is hungry....

The Tigers are hydrated and ready to play...

VENGEANCE BABY!!!

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

42-14

and back in the hunt for the WEST...

UT CHALK TALK....

It's Gameday by Jill......

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield

When the press asked Nick Saban
About the biggest game of the year
He'd always tell them it's the next one
For Les Miles, this can't be more clear

The storm clouds brew over Knoxville
This coach's reputation will soon be sealed
Can he restore the naysayers confidence?
Will he move from behind his conservative shield?

It's been a season of contrasts,
High scoring wins and opportunities lost
The key has consistently been the offense
Why run the ball at any cost?

Is LSU the best team in the SEC?
Sure, if you like lies, damn lies and statistics
Don't they know stats are for losers?
Winners have winning characteristics

The vols have a hobbled quarterback
And a miserable red-zone defense
So let's pressure him, run him and hobble him again
Then, Jimbo, do something. anything. Just get off the fence

The Tigers must broaden their horizons
And find the glory in Victory on the road
Savor the experience, then focus on the next big one
We're hosting some old friends in our humble abode

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

RANT DELAYED....

Delayed..why??

Because I'm traumatized.

I tried watching Boise State and Fresno State on ESPN and that damn blue field freaked me out!!!

BAN THE BLUE FIELD!!!

Next up Tenn-uh-cee

Next up a trip up to Hillbilly land...but first a word from our sponsor....

The SEC Coaches of South Park.....

click to enlarge... gotta love the internet...

Pure Stupidity...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtp7sEGDis&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Zvn3uiHXc&NR

How not to Tailgate.......

Rain - Free

Large Attitude Adjustment with extra Shot - $12

Folding Tables - $39.99 each at Sam's Club

Stitches and a Trip to the ER - $500

Busting your ass in front of your friends while they video tape you, then put it on the internet for all the world to enjoy - PRICELESS!!!!


Zapruder film....angle #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSF3jN2SNQ&mode=related&search=

Man...that goofy laugh sounds familiar...

Oh Great...it's Open Date...

AAAGHH!!! A weekend of no Tiger Football...

Traditionally this should be the time we get to see the Billy Cannon run about 20 times a night on tv and get ready to spank ole miss...

but no...

the SEC decided to move that tradition from the weekend closest to Halloween..to the weekend before Thanksgiving... thanks alot SEC.. Thanks for the fine officiating this year as well...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W00D0gee93E

SO HERE YA GO....Click..click... BILLY CANNON!!!
OLE MISS LOSES AGAIN!!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

OWNED!! SPANKED!! ETC.

38-6

Tiger D is pretty much number one in every category now.

Back to my earlier question ... WHY DID IT TAKE UNTIL THE 7th game for Les to name Craig Davis as the Punt Returner???? aaghhh...

Another great Tiger Victory!!! 11 straight home victories..and yet another victim of DEATH VALLEY AT NIGHT!!!!

I know many of you saw this game on the schedule at the beginning of the year and said... oooohhhh Fresno St..... that could be a close one.....

Yes close by a half...then like that BAM!!!!

Les did something Spurrier never had the class to do... kneel the ball in the red zone with one minute left.

Congratulations Les Miles and the LSU Tigers!!!! 6-2.

Next up...

Bring on Tennuh-C!!!.... Been waiting for some payback from that Miserable Monday Night Post Rita Fiasco.......

Oh Great...it's Fresno State..

#14 LSU vs. Bottom Ten #10 Fresno State www.gobulldogs.com

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2629933

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=278

Okay so Fresno on paper seems to be yet another boring home slaughter.... (pictured?? Tutle or Pat hill??)

So how do we get fired up for this??? How do we get fired up to play a 1 - 5 team???

It's easy... thanks to ESPN...I got really tired of last season hearing how Fresno State will play anyone, anywhere, anytime. Well that was the build up as they delivered and gave the nauseating USC network and team all they could handle. Had it not been for a few Reggie Bush heroics...USC would have lost to Fresno State. ...and that's all we heard on ESPN for weeks...

What they failed to talk about was La. Tech hanging about a 50 point victory on Fresno a week later...and since that game to USC..Fresnotsogreat State is 1-9. One win..this year over NEVADA... great gambling..bad football...

FRESNO STATE 2006
09/01
Nevada
W 28-19
09/09
#20 Oregon
L 31-24
09/16
at Washington
L 21-20
09/30
Colo St
L 35-23
10/07
at Utah St
L 13-12
10/14
Hawaii
L 68-37

68 points to HAWAII????? Go Rainbows!!!

FRESNO STATE
Coached by Pat Hill (looks like Yosemite Sam mixed with a WWE wrestler..or is he really their bulldog mascot???). The reason his team was good for years is not that he'll play anybody, anywhere, anytime...it's the fact that he'll take anybody on his team..no matter how dumb or how criminally inclined. It's a roster full of grade casualties and the rejected, suspend etc.. and he even had one a few years back that was kicked out of FSU...that's bad..kicked out of Florida Penal Colony North...jeess... he will take anybody. And they play in the WAC...not a real conference... small stadium 41,000 seats,..at 1-5...they gotta be ready to phone it in.....

LSU
I got a feeling we may see Jacob Hester get the ball some. For God's sake make it stop!!! Get the ball to the speed guys. Hester's consistent yes... but he's good for 5 yards tops. Jamarcus ...fantabulous at home. Craig Davis on punt returns...WHY DID IT TAKE SEVEN GAMES TO FIGURE THIS OUT LES AND CREW????????????? WHY?????

Tiger Defense will dominate. It doesn't matter if it's a good team or a bad team..Tiger D will dominate!!! Pelini for HC????

Golden Girls, Packed stadium for 2 quarters, extremely late night game (8:00 PM ESPN2)= highly primed tailgaters...

PREDICTION

West Monroe vs. a WAC Team = Good Game

LSU vs. a WAC Team = another blowout of 42+ points or more


LSU 59
WAC Attack 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Archer Loses in Tiger Stadium, 1990...2006 he's still got it!

To paraphrase CFN ...

"no team whips the mediocre like LSU"

unfortunately we play the less than mediocre at home and some decent teams (which we can't whip) on the road.


Should have known that Tubby would beat Florida... damn...

why should I have known this...

it's simple..

every team that beats LSU...loses their next game... go look it up...

Tiger Cow unmasked....

CAPTION:"A snapshot taken moments after LSU's winning TD captured the contrast in emotions yesterday. UK cornerback Leonard Burress (27) knelt in disbelief while LSU student Joey Herzog celebrated the Tigers' stunning last-second victory."Two seconds after the picture was taken I was pushed over by an angry Kentucky fan...............

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/columnists/mark_story/15746957.htm

It's Gameday by Jill....

Our Special Teams are neither special nor a team. Discuss...

Archer returns to Death Valley
Bertman is getting bad press
No TV for the Tigers
It feels like everything's a mess

It was supposed to be a tough one
But not a burning, flaming crash
I spent the '90's watching bad football
It is not something I wish to rehash

Clichés are fill for press conferences
But words are not a shield
When you can't explain or justify
The product on the field

So it's time to circle the wagons,
Rally the troops and take one game at a time
We all know defense wins championships
And these things can turn on a dime

But who will be this week's opponent?
What colors will they wear?
Just please, no purple pants
The flashbacks would be too much to bear

A golden opportunity is waiting
On this gumbo weather Saturday night
Don't look back, move forward
Don't ever go down without a fight

Good seasons can come from bad losses
Winning is sometimes what adversity breeds
Archer knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium
And a flashback is exactly what he needs


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

and another thing....

Mikey sure knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium...

Hey Mike I still remember that night.. Nov 19th 1988..what was that...the 44-3 loss to Miami...that sure was a great one....

...uh...he had more hair then...

Is there any point???

Is there any point to this?? Is the season lost... maybe.

Is les an idiot... probably so....

am I skipping the game...

no way in hell!!!

Why should we care????????

It's really simple...

NEVER SKIP THE OPPORTUNITY TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE PERSON THAT BEGAN THE DOWNFALL OF LSU FOOTBALL IN THE 80's that led to the Curley years, that led to us thinking Dinardo was great...etc...etc...

Ladies and Gentlemen....

It's time to kick the CRAP out of Kentucky football and their defensive Coordinator...

one...

MIKE ARCHER.

Remember that name???? I do... That name went from beloved to several years of curse words and evil thoughts out of this Tiger fan. The man that made my college years gray...only to lead to the dark days of Curley....

WIN ONE TIGERS... do it for pride...do it for revenge!!!!

JUST WIN!!! Do what you do best... win at home...... Win against the bottom dwellers of the SEC...

Kentucky...
what can I say.. .KY....good jelly ..bad football. Perhaps we should have taken a page from the KY fans recently... maybe we should have torn down the goal posts after the losses at Auburn and Florida...perhaps we'd feel better??? ... KY's first game against the Tigers since the bluegrass Miracle... KY's one highlight of national fame...shown over and over and over again... I guess they've felt like Ole Miss fans everyear having to cringe at the Billy Cannon run... how sad...your best highlight when someone else wins....

I have no clue of any talent on this team...just that they are Kentucky and Rick Brooks is their coach..they are 24 point underdogs and the best defensive coordinator will be on our side.

LSU
Jamarcus..great at home crummy on the road. We're home..he should be great... Les is still our coach..our Defense is still #1 and we still have no resemblence of a running game.

Prediction

Football weather is here... enjoy it. All is not lost...stranger things have happened..we're not mathematically eliminated.... enjoy the game....

No SCORE PREDICTION... TIGERS WIN

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Invoke 24 hour rule... Time to Role the tape..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIhWiXTVf1A

JACK HUNT!!! JACK HUNT!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GP2QGA3kto

WTF?!?!?!?! arrrgghhh...

23-10??? What the heck was that???

Sure the sun did come up this a.m. but I'm still perplexed.

The only thing missing from that humiliating display yesterday was Curley or Dinardo pacing the sidelines with a blank stare. I gotta go TIVO that thing because I swear I saw Curley.

Once again the big setup (Arky beating Allbarn) then the letdown (Urban and Timcan't be stopped Tebow spanking the Tigers in a bad way).

Well the chance for the SEC, BCS and NC are gone. Thanks alot Jimbo and Les ..great job of coaching the big game. I'm sensing a common theme with Jimbo laying the big egg on the big game...sure he can destroy a lesser opponent....that's it. Hey Les..you want to keep your job...go watch some tape of our loses over the course of MR. Common Theme's tenure the last 7 years....EGGO IN BIG GAMO..

Plenty of football left...so we can watch the Tigers pummel the home opponents then tank it on the road games (Tenn and Arky).... AARRGGH!!!!

One more thing ..if it comes down to LSU having to beat Arkansas to get Auburn into the SEC Championship...I hope Les is Man Enough to do the proper thing........ Play nothing but freshmen and walk-ons. ...I do not want my Tigers responsible for giving Auburn another chance.

....Hey florida!! How did you not score more than 23 points??? We gave you the ball 7 times???? You suck!!!!!

geaux tigers..

$%$(*(#*$(*(*#*(*$%)#)#!@!!!!!!!!!

It's Gameday.....by Jill

Happy Homecoming, Urban!

Somebody's getting fired
How can this be?
Gameday is in Gainesville
And not at the Pac-10 marquee?

Get ready you people
For one hell of a show
They call 'em The Three Amigos
Doucet, Davis and Bowe

An offensive juggernaut
Is expected in the swamp
This time it's the visitors
chomp, chomp, chomp

So about that spread offense
Versus the nation's best D
Pelini says No Charge for the lesson
Our pleasure, it's free

There's a chill in the air
That comes from days not so old
Because revenge is a dish
Best served cold


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!