TIGERS vs GATORS 2011 Choot-em!! Rant!

#1 LSU vs. #17 U of F 2011

Tigers vs. Gators….

It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..


2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge

Chance of Rain – NEVER!

Gators

No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!

Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …

So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……

Gators, gold chains, jorts,…

Tigers

It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.

Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.

Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….

What’s gonna happen…

Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….

LSU 28

UF 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….

Florida vs LSU 2010 Highlights

Last year. I can't take a game this close this year.

LSU needs to roll big in this year's game.

GEAUX TIGERS!!

Tiger Dogs

Dear LSU Athletic Department,

Please order extra Tiger Dogs for Tiger Stadium this weekend.

- Charlie Weiss.

Les Miles Hand Clap Song

No. 1 LSU Rolls Over Kentucky

FEAR TYRANNOSAURUS!!!!

LSU september - the 1st 4 Highlights..

Kentucky Rant

#1 LSU vs. A very Bad Football Team (KY)


Okay I'm not scared me. This game has been circled on the calendar since 2007.

This is a revenge game against a bad opponent.

The last time these two teams played it took KY 3 overtimes to defeat #1 LSU and make the 2007 Championship filled with trips to the drugstore for more Prilosec.

Kentucky was good and ranked that year. This is different. They are bad. This is revenge.

Nevermind that it's 11:21 AM kickoff.... Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Double shot of Coffee...whatever you need ..get it in you... This is WAR!!!

KY

Fresh off a slaying by the Gators this team is now 2-2 and not looking too good. Welcome to Tiger Stadium we owe you guys big time. (yeah I know it was karma for the Bluegrass Miracle last time...but we still owe you big time!!!)

LSU

Welcome back JJ. Lee is still the starter and I see that justice did it's thing. Now JJ sit back and if we need you... we need you... if not...welcome to a redshirt year. Lee is having a SOLID season. Les... work your magic with your DAMN strong football team. The chief should have last week's strange defensive issues worked out and the Aussie Wing will have some more great punts (If he sees the field)... we may score on every drive!!!!!

What's going to happen...

Home SEC opener. 4-0 LSU. #1 Ranked LSU. Home for the second time this season...and it is October? Time to shine tigers. Some great football weather... a crappy early time... but make the most of it... LSU gets a 150 yard rushing performance from not 1 but 2 tailbacks... guess who??
and Tryanosaurus continues to somehow end up the ball... kidding of course... he's a ninja with special powers to get the ball!!!

LSU 47

KY 7

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Great Moments in Kentucky Football History...

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Bluegrass Miracle clip2

...the non-edited original Hawthorne "Jack Hunt" catch.

LSU TIGERS BLUEGRASS MIRACLE

AND THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!

WVU vs. LSU Highlights -- 2011

This never gets old....

47-21

VICTORY!!

Seriously...is #7 an X-Men/Ninja or something???

GEAUX TIGERS!!!


I for one am looking forward to seeing the #1 Team in the Land at Home next weekend...albeit early in the morning.....

BEvERages....

From the Baton Rouge biz report...


Big game brewing: Though he doesn't offer a prediction on who will win Saturday's showdown between the No. 2 LSU Tigers and the No. 16 West Virginia Mountaineers, Charleston Daily Mail Sports Editor Jack Bogaczyk does have some other interesting numbers in his column this week. "Through two games, Mountaineer Field vendors have gone through 38,750 bottles of beer and 22 kegs with beer priced from $7-9," he writes, "producing a beer sales gross of $281,453." Bogaczyk goes on to note 12,000 fewer bottles of water have been sold through West Virginia's first two games. West Virginia's is one of very few college sports stadiums to allow beer sales.

When asked earlier this week if he'd like to see beer served in Tiger Stadium, coach Les Miles said he would "enjoy playing in front of a Tiger Stadium that occasionally had a beer."

Mountaineer Rant....

LSU #2 vs WWU #16


It’s the Tigers versus the Mountaineers…..

ABC Primetime, ESPN college gameday…all that stuff.


WVU

West Virginia led by new Coach Dana Holgersen. Well there's a story there…it seems he was hired to be the Offensive Coordinator for WVU behind the back of the head coach. Head Coach hired a reporter to dig up dirt on Holgersen and prior arrests...…news gets out… Coach fired, new coach promoted… wow it’s a soap opera in the mountains.. but anyhow…

West Virginia famous not for its mountains or team but more for its rowdy fans who win or lose burn couches in disgust or celebration…. I kid you not. So out of control that they have new laws in effect this year along with a beefed up Fire Department ready….

http://deadspin.com/5836914/couch-burning-is-no-longer-encouraged-at-west-virginia


WVU escaped BR last year with a narrow 17-14 defeat on perhaps Jordan Jeffersons worst game as a Tiger…a mere 10 / 25 for 75 yards… bad…bad…bad.

WVU returns the spread offense lead by Geno Smith..you remember him…he lined up under the guard last year instead of center on a critical drive in Tiger Stadium last year… he’s a better passer than runner and now them Mountaineers have the #7 passing game in all of college football…they need to ..their running game is 107th!!

More info…. http://www.msnsports.net/

TIGERS

The #6 overall defense in the country collides on WVU like Eric Reid on a wide receiver… BOOM!! Tigers!! Speed kills…. J. Lee will have another step in his improvement ….. Tigers face their 3rd spread offense and not the best of the 3….. thanks goes out to Oregon and Misstake for showing us how to stop it dead in its tracks.

Tigers opponents are averaging 11.6 yards in the 3rd quarter. DOMINATE D!!!

Tiger fans meet WVU fans!!!

What’s going to happen…

Les, the Chief and the offense kick it up a notch and give WVU every reason to burn couches in disgust!!! Close for one quarter… then Ford and Ware run away with it…and WELCOME BACK #10 to the lineup!!!

TIGERS 31

WVU 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

--a Tiger does not fear a mountaineer….. a mountaineer should Fear the Hat!!!

More #10 from the highlight reel...

Welcome back #10 this week!!

Hey WVU ... #10 is back!!!!

#3 LSU vs #25 Mississippi State 2011 Highlights

Tigers vs. Shtate

Moo....moo....moooo

clank clank clank...

What? Seriously? Cowbells and you're supposed to be the Bulldogs?

LSU vs. Mistake State 2012 Edition....

Yes it's that time of year again...LSU vs the Cowbells...

Miss Shtate the team that originally inspired this here rant 15 or so years ago...

Time has passed but the hate remains the same... I hate SHTATE....

LSU Vs. Miss. State


Gone is Jackie Sherril and Sly Croom... the latest version Dan Mullen...

Where's his neck?


MISS STATE

Led by a Cam Newton mini me named Relf and coached by the disciple of U of F .. Dan Mullen. The spread offense SEC West edition. They lost last week to a suspect Auburn Defense but still gained 530 yards of offense....but lost...lost...1-1 and 0-1 in the SEC. Lost 2 Offensive lineman too... and what's with the confused mascot... Cowbells and Dogs?

LSU

A two RB, Two QB attack led by Ware/Ford and Lee/Mettenberger.... not too shabby last week and well the week before too. Tigers have owned Shtate as of late too... let the trend continue..on this confusing thursday night of college football..

Tigers!!!! Les Miles and a defense that continues to impress against the cowdogs of starkpatch!!

What's going to happen?

Start the Ford and get it running... and follow on to victory... show #7 who Relf is and bring along Mingo for the stop..... what? Ware on a halfback pass for a TD?? Why that's the way Les Miles rolls..... Fear the Hat!! less cowbell please......

Tigers 37

Cows 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Tiger Stadium flyover

Tigers vs. Rent A Win Game 2

#2 LSU vs. NWSU

What you need to know by the numbers

417-0 - that’s the all time Score for the ten games of this series. That’s Ten games and no points. Granted the last time these two teams played there was not such thing as TV or the AlGore ‘created’ internet…..

Demons

Revenge Game – Revenge you may ask? Yes… if you suffered throught the 2008 LSU season you want revenge. Three words for your Bradley - Dale - Peveto. Who? Why half of the two headed LSU defensive coordinators that uninspired throughout the 2008 LSU Football season. And now the head coach for the Demons of NWSU.

http://www.nsudemons.com/index.aspx?path=football&tab=football

Coach Peveto is now 6-17 at NWSU and the Demons are reveling in their 24-23 win over Delta State last week…

Tigers

LSU goes for it 35 straight win over a nonconference opponent in the regular season. LSU fresh off it’s thrashing over the Ducks. Ducks > Demons. So enjoy a great day of tailgating…and yell loud and often…it’s going to be a less stressful game than last week and a serious thrashing of an inferior opponent… furthermore..LSU develops a nice passing attack in this one…..

What’s going to happen

Seriously? Just put #7 on the field by himself. But since we can’t do that by the rules… lots of Ford, Ware, Lee to Peterson, Randle, Beckham and you get to witness the first TD pass by Mettenberger late in the game.

LSU 73
Demons 0

Series record LSU 11 Demons 0 … Total Score LSU 500 Demons 0

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!