....BAMA Week......

Saban – 3 wins versus Miles

 

Miles – 3 wins versus Saban

 

Tiger Stadium!

College Gameday!

Jeremy Hill

Mingo

Minter

Reid

No Jefferson

No Lee

 

 

I like the Tigers!!

LSU vs. Texas A&M 2012 Trailer

Tigers vs Aggies Rant 2012..early kickoff edition..

#6 LSU vs #18 Texas aTm

Seriously.... there's something very wrong with these people....

And something seriously wrong with ESPN... What an 11A&M kickoff time??

Anyhow...enjoy your brunch and cocktails.... it's gametime...early.....

Aggies
The rivalry renewed. Let's see....

• QB...mobile....and  freshman....
• Stadium.- Kyle field ...not sure they've figured out yet how to grow real grass at the Agricultural school....
• Cheerleaders... disturbing...it's a bunch of guys in Khaki... (see above...or look away)
• Band ...bunch of guys marching in an evershrinking formation... not impressed
• 2nd SEC game versus an SEC defense... (they lost to UF too)
• Defense- nonexistent...seriously... 57 points given up last week to La Tech
• Coach - Kevin Sumlin...year 1
• Mascot...a cute little puppy with lots of hair... not too intimidating
• Reason for joining SEC...never could win the Big12...and alway lost to Mack Brown..seriously...Mack Brown...who beats no-one anymore.
• Traditions... strange pinky ring cult

Tigers
YES!! Defense has found itself!!! Offense... abandon the pass...give the ball to HILL!!!
Mingo and Sonic Sam will find a way to shut down the mobile QB... AGAIN! In the Chief we trust..
Les will actually sound coherent for his halftime interview...something about "'time to finish this...complete game...all phases..punt game fierce....."
Tiger Band and Goldern Girls will be far more impressive than the 'yell leaders' and the cadets

What's Gonna Happen....
They Aggies are all pumped up that LSU returns to Kyle field after an almost 20 year span... what they don't realize is that CurleyArcher is no longer the LSU coach. Tigers go full throttle early and take command. Superspeedy QB gets a few yards in the 2nd quarter before Sonic Sam sucks all the energy out of the place with back to back demolition hits..... Hill and Ware prove a devastating tandem at rotating tailbacks and Mettenberger manages to not trip on his feet and actually throw 3 TD passes in this one.

LSU  38
Aggies 17 (your defense is swiss cheesiest)


GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Welcome to the SEC aTm!!!

Tigers Win!! Tigers Win!!

".....that was Death Valley. That was the place where opponent's dreams come to die. It was spectacular. It started early, and it went late. It was with us the whole night. It was spectacular. I recognize the advantage that this team had in this stadium." - Les Miles

DEFEAT SPURRIER!!!

THAT IS ALL!

WIN!

Somehow score (go DEFENSE!!)

And beat SC!!!

LSU 21

USCe 17

Tigers vs. Jorts...uh GATORS RANT!

2007 - 4th down.. HESTER SCORES!!!

#2, #3,#4 LSU vs #10 Gators


Destroy the Gators that is all....

For me it has all begun and ended with the Gators...sure we despise Bama, hate Auburn and would like Ole Miss to perpetually Geaux to Hell... but for me my formative Tiger fan years was watching the Tigers get a decade of trouncing courtesy of little Steve Superior and his visor.... Then it all changed ...1997... Tiger Stadium... LSU could rise to the occasion.... VICTORY!!! #1 Florida goes down and Spurrier's invincibility is shattered.....  Flash forward to Last year and the Tigers Destroy Florida in Death Valley on National TV during the DAY no less..... But you see..it's not over..... we still owe them Jort wearin' sunsabitches... PAYBACK!!! GEAUX TO HELL FLORIDA!!!

Floriduh Gators...

Les has made short order of Zook, and drove Ubran Meyer to the brink of insanity before retiring to the ease of the slow Big 10, in steps... Will Muschamp. Last minute hire to replace Urban Cryer Meyer. Will had a brutal year one and looked very lost last year... made a few changes this year with getting rid of Charlie Weiss as the OC (couldn't afford Charlie's grocery bill)... Well will we liked you when you were a DC at LSU...but now you're just TIGER BAIT... your little hyper sideline rants were kind of entertaining ...oh ten years ago... but seriously dude...grow up.... calm down... or you are going to give yourself and aneurism....


Freshman QB... meet the Tiger Defense... hell on wheels....

LSU

The living dead nightmare of Towson has passed... Tigers are 5-0 ...and now onto October. Mettensandwich has shaved his 70's stache and hopefully takes this game seriously... Talent... but needs some motivation... WAKE UP!!!!!  Defense... shall dominate.... running game will accelerate... passing game will infuriate... THE Gators that is....!!! ODELL will catch all balls his way and so will the rest of the Offense... WHERE HAS THAT BEEN???


WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!

It's great to BEAT A FLO-RI-DA GATOR!!

LSU  31

Florida 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

NEXT... Spurrier... we owe you personally....

TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!! TIGER BAIT!!!

Geaux Huskies!!

Congratulations U Dub... nice win over Stanford!!!

9 years ago...ish...

Wow... 9 years ago....

49.5 Point Favorite...

Really ... seriously... 50 point favorite.

Never understand that half point crap. Round up or down. Nobody but Vegas understands a half point.


Vegas predicts LSU will score a TD ever 8 1/2 minutes or so...or a point every 75.7 seconds... or a half point... well you get the picture... lots of offense. As opposed to last weeks squeeker on the plains of Auburn.


LSU vs Towson

Who the hell scheduled this??? seriously... if you wanted a creampuff...bring in the Green Wave!!!


LSU 68
Towson 2

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

LSU #2 over the last decade

Best Teams in the Last Ten Years

What Happened....

Victory

12-10

SEC Win #1

Auburn assured worst september since 1880's.....

What did you witness..... well... that's what we call "A Les Miles Special"

The win was secured at the 8:32 mark in the first quarter with the safety.

So at that point Les decided to give the Auburn Tigers false hope and rip their souls right out of their hearts.

NEXT TIME LES... PLEASE CLUE ME IN TO THIS AWESOME STRATEGY!!

Victory was then re-secured at the end of the 4th with a late interception.....

4-0!!!

ooh no... now #3  (AP voters didn't get the strategy either.....)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

LES MILES has now beaten Auburn's national championship Coach 3 out of the 4 times they've gone head to head.....

So who gets fired first?? Chizick at Allbarn or John L. Smith at lowly Ark-Kansas???

LSU vs Allbarn 2012

DIE TUBERVILLE DIE!!!

oh wait he's not there anymore.....

Stop CAM NEWTON!!

oh that's right not there either.....

GO ULM!!!

A kicker shy of an upset....

NO Matter... I STILL HATE AUBURN!!!

Remember now.????   Channel your hate.... good ......good... now we're getting somehwhere....

#2 LSU vs 1-2 Allbarn

SEC Opener..... on the plains....

it's TIGERS vs. War Chickens


6:00 ESPN ...bring it!!!

Plainschickentigereagles

Well the luckiest coach in the SEC -Gene Chazzizick's luck has finally run out... must have used it all on the coverup of the sCam Newton paypal account. This is not the Auburn of old...this team is really a bad UL monroe kicker away from being O and 3. Led by QB K. Frazier who managed a whopping 16 yards in the second half last week against the Warhawks... either ULM is the greatest defense that mankind has ever amassed.... or .... the second coming of Cam Newton is a failed experiment. And did I mention the Auburn run defense ranks 14th in the SEC. That's right... uh there's 14 teams in the SEC now...and Auburn gets sole place at the bottom. So.... it's all or nothing for them...do or die.... choke...  Auburn may try but really... seriously...this isn't the Auburn of old... the've been Chizzicked.
(well they still have the hope of the refs on their side... but I think Alabama owns the Zebras now... not Auburn... bigger checkbook...not a factor this year..and I'm sure the refs from 2006 are replacement refs in the NFL this year... I recognized their foul stench this past sunday....)

Tigers

One man falls... another shall step up. No Blue..got you blue?? Never fear Hillard and Hill got this one. Yes Tigers are on the road... they will establish the run.. AND Established it shall be... then Mettenberger takes over... Les, The Chief, The TIGERS!!! And Did I mention the Tiger Band?? They've taken on the Auburn special teams before...and won!!  The Mad Hatter's got this one.... he may even burn down a barn while he's there... and cook a corn dog on it. (don't get me started on Auburn and it's stupid corn dog thing.. not an original thought in that group.... taking a Nebraska corn dog joke and putting LSU in the place of "nebraska" and using the internet... jeees... what a bunch of...  $%##!^& idiots!!)

What's gonna happen...

Auburn shall join the race with Arkansas on which coach is in the hotter seat..... It's all Tigers in this one.. LSU that is.

LSU  38

Auburn 7

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Wk3 vs. Idaho Highlights

I see what you did there.....

not saying this is what happened...but it does make you wonder...... what really happened Monday.....

hhhmmmmm???

Gameday..... Times of Interest 9/15/12

LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012
Game Day Times of Interest

LSU vs. Idaho
September 15, 2012 * Baton Rouge, La. (Tiger Stadium) * 7 p.m. kickoff (TigerVision)

Times of Interest

9:00 a.m. LSU SportShop opens
Noon LSU Ticket Office opens
2:30 p.m. "One Wants" performs at Zatarain's Tiger One Village (front of PMAC)
3:00 p.m. L-Club Tailgate (L-Club Room at PMAC)
3:30 p.m. TAF Tailgate Party (PMAC)
4:00 p.m. Club level and Suites open at Tiger Stadium
LSU At the Game Programs on sale in and around Tiger Stadium
4:15 p.m. LSU Student gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:30 p.m. All remaining gates open at Tiger Stadium
4:55 p.m. LSU walks down "Victory Hill"
5:00 p.m. LSU Game Day presented by CST radio show at Zatarain's Tiger One Village
5:05 p.m. Mike VI comes down Victory Hill
5:10 p.m. Band comes down Victory Hill
6:25 p.m. Mike the Tiger and LSU Cheerleaders field parade
6:41 p.m. Guest Captain presentation – Anthony Marshall
6:43 p.m. Golden Band from Tigerland takes the field for pregame performance
6:49 p.m. Alma Mater and National Anthem
6:51 p.m. Flyover – Navy F18s
6:53 p.m. LSU intro video
6:56 p.m. LSU takes the field
6:57 p.m. Idaho takes the field
6:57 p.m. Coin toss at midfield
7:00 p.m. Kickoff: LSU vs. Idaho on TigerVision

First Quarter – First Timeout
LSU Softball Recognition – Women's College World Series

First Quarter – Second Timeout
Scotty Moran Recognition – Tiger Athletic Foundation

Halftime
LSU Golden Band from Tigerland performs
Louisiana Army National Guard Recognition

Be sure to check out the following items on LSUsports.net
· 5:30 p.m. Live pregame stadium video – ends prior to kickoff per SEC rules
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live video of LSU Sports Radio Network broadcast team as they call the game
(www.LSUsports.net/live)
· 7 p.m. Live stats on LSU-Idaho game
(www.LSUsports.net/livestats)

Tigers vs I-duh-hoe

2-0 #3 Tigers vs. 0-2 Fighting Potatos of Idaho

Seriously what can I say here.....

• MASH THE POTATOS!!! 
• Skin the potatos!!
• an homage to Dan Quayle perhaps ???  P-o-t-a-t-o-E-S!!!!!
• Beat the Potatos/Vandals or whatever they're called....
• LSU vs Renta Win #3!!!!

They are what we expect... IDAHO!!

They play in a domed stadium....of sorts... the awe inspring 16,000 seat Kibbie Dome.

I doubt they travel as well as the Husky fans... so..... they won't be any to invite to tailgate.....

I'm sure there will be plenty of potato(e) dishes around the stadium on Saturday.....

Main course starts at 7:00!!!

 GEAUX TIGERS!!!


LSU  58

Idaho 3

Decimated Dogs...

From a Seatle sports writer -

"The Huskies peaked in the game’s first 10 seconds, when LSU fumbled the opening kickoff to Washington at the Tigers’ 20-yard line. The Huskies bobbled two pass attempts, managed four yards and three points, then had hell wash over them."


TIGERS WIN!!!

09/08/2012 Washington vs LSU Football Highlights

Tigers vs Mush Dogs Rant!

Sarkasianainan and the Huskies vs the Mad Hatter and the Tigers

Unranked U Dub vs #3 LSU

Put your money on the Tigers people...in this cat and dogfight... take the Tigers.

Vegas has a 24 point line. It's gonna be much worse than that for our West Coast visitors... \

WELCOME TO DEATH VALLEY!!!


U of W

So they beat San Diego State 21-12ish and have a 2nd yr QB who amassed about 30 more yards than LSU's first game starter last week. O-line is banged up and starting RB is out.

Let's take mascots... a 70 pound mush dog vs a 720 pound Bengal/Siberian Tiger Mix....Tiger Wins!

U Dub claims the loudest stadium in college football in Autzen Stadium... yeah... really... sure.... well that's what the ESPN/PAC-12 love fest says.... DOUBT IT!  Welcome to DEATH Valley!!! We'll show you loud!!


Tigers

A little banged up with Faulk out and maybe Loston too. If not for a soft patch of new stadium turf, the Tigers might be missing one Mettenberger. But all is well. Mett will rebound and most definitely have more passing yards than his Pac-12 foe. If all is fails give the ball to Hilliard... again...and again....Saturday also marks the return of Crocodie Puntee!!! So no worries.

What's gonna happen....

Tigers have something to prove. Huskies have nothing to lose. SEC vs. Pac-12. Contested for one Quarter... then DEATH Valley takes overs... and the onslaught begins. Ugly, Over,  Quick. Stadium empty by 4th quarter as another non conference opponent goes down in flames....

LSU 48

UW 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

It's Saturday Night in Death Valley (LSU Football)