Monday, January 01, 2007

Notre Lame Rant

Okay...this one's real simple. Stop Brady Quinn. Offer beignets to Charlie Weiss and throw the damn football down the throat of the ND defense. They've lost two games to the Rose Bowl Duo...and got blown out bad by both. BEAT THE IRISH!!

Before my visceral hate for Auburn and USC (primarily due to ABC/ESPN and it's un-natural love for Pete Carroll), there were the Irish. Hate em!! Way too much media love for them. They've got their own crappy network and dominate their subpar schedule on an annual basis. Their boosters get away with more shennanigans than Bama and their treatment of Tyron Willingham was downright criminal. They've annointed Charlie Weiss (Jabba da Hut) as the next great incarnation of Knute Rockne. Damn they do sound like Bama fans...

Irish
The original bandwagon fan base. Before FSU, the U of Mia, and most recently So Cal...there were the Irish. Irish... losers of their last 8 bowl games. Losers of their last Bowl game against the fighting Dinard0's, losers to their only ranked opponents this year. Charlie Overhyped weiss and then there's Mr. Heisman runner -up...Brady Quinn. Brady's stats are nothing near Jamarcus Russell's for the year but then again...Brady plays for Notre Dame..... puke, vomit, gag!!!!
Smardja (???) the tight end... their only real offensive threat.

Tigers
Could this be the battle for the number one NFL QB pick??? Go Jamarcus!!!! (But please stay for one more year). Justin Vincent returns to the stadium and bowl game where he shined 3 years ago. Can he transport himself back to that guy for just one game???? Fear Les Miles... just ask the U of Miami.... Les beat em so bad they still haven't recovered. Perhaps Jimbo has a special game plan created on all those flights for job interviews??? Pelini's D has a chance to move up in the stats and is licking it's chops to crush the non-Heisman winner. LSU is the hometeam. Pregame in the Super Dome...da,da,da, ddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..CHILLS!!!!

PREDICTION
There's no place like home in da Sugar Bowl!!! Jamarcus lights it up. Dwayne Bowe goes out in style. Trindon Holliday runs faster than the speed of light. KW and JV have some impressive runs right into the hearts of the Irish Fans. Brady Quinn doesn't finish the game thanks to a 3rd quarter sandwich of Dorsey and Landry. Tiger Catholics outnumber ND Catholics. Tiger fans scare the bejesus out of the bandwagoneers from the upper states.

LSU 47
Notre Dame 10

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