I know it's Auburn week... pace yourselves..... GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Tenn-uh-cee Rant...
You scared?... #7 Awaits.......
#1 Tigers vs. Unranked Volunteers
It’s 2:30 again… LSU vs. the intimidating Volunteer Mascot
(yes U of T has volunteered to get beat bad this week)
Les Miles vs. Derek “I can count to 13” Dooley
The Chief vs. his old employer
Tenn-uh-cee
Gone are the days of Phat Phil Fulmer and gone are the days of that little Kiffen kid as Head Coach. The latest edition is Derek Dooley son of the Georgia Coaching Legend Vince Dooley and if you recall Tiger fans - an LSU assistant on the 2003 NC LSU Squad.
Year two of his Tenn-uh-cee career and a few years into his Head Coaching career and all Derek has to show are two ‘moral’ victories over LSU as the La Tech Coach and UT. But Moral victories make not a long coaching career in the SEC as ESPN has already listed him on the Coaching hotseat….
You remember last year’s fiasco..LSU scores on the first play, had 4 turnovers in between and had the brilliant clock mismanagement/13 Tennessee player ending…with a Stevan Ridley TD to seal the thing….
Tenn is without their starting QB, RB and TE and have lost to Florida and Georgia….
Rocky Top …I HATE THAT SONG!!!
LSU
This is a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM…. Fresh off the best destruction of Florida since Richard Nixon walked the halls of the White House…this group of Tigers is all business.
Too many weapons to count on this team. And to quote the Tiger Stadium Jumbotron “Where will remarkable happen this game?” or as we like to say… “What is the Honey Badger’s Highlight going to be this week!!!”
What’s Gonna Happen?
Seriously.. Third and Chavis has been cured by Tyrann and the D-Line, J-Lee and even J-J continue to improve. Ford gets back on the field and out of the garage (uh doghouse)… and Tenn-uh-cee better beware of Crocadile Puntee… he can score from anywhere on the field!!!! And Tenn fans, there will be no Gary Crowton to save you this time… Tigers continue to roll….
LSU 44
Tenn 13 (they can’t even count to 14)
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
It’s 2:30 again… LSU vs. the intimidating Volunteer Mascot
(yes U of T has volunteered to get beat bad this week)
Les Miles vs. Derek “I can count to 13” Dooley
The Chief vs. his old employer
Tenn-uh-cee
Gone are the days of Phat Phil Fulmer and gone are the days of that little Kiffen kid as Head Coach. The latest edition is Derek Dooley son of the Georgia Coaching Legend Vince Dooley and if you recall Tiger fans - an LSU assistant on the 2003 NC LSU Squad.
Year two of his Tenn-uh-cee career and a few years into his Head Coaching career and all Derek has to show are two ‘moral’ victories over LSU as the La Tech Coach and UT. But Moral victories make not a long coaching career in the SEC as ESPN has already listed him on the Coaching hotseat….
You remember last year’s fiasco..LSU scores on the first play, had 4 turnovers in between and had the brilliant clock mismanagement/13 Tennessee player ending…with a Stevan Ridley TD to seal the thing….
Tenn is without their starting QB, RB and TE and have lost to Florida and Georgia….
Rocky Top …I HATE THAT SONG!!!
LSU
This is a DAMN STRONG FOOTBALL TEAM…. Fresh off the best destruction of Florida since Richard Nixon walked the halls of the White House…this group of Tigers is all business.
Too many weapons to count on this team. And to quote the Tiger Stadium Jumbotron “Where will remarkable happen this game?” or as we like to say… “What is the Honey Badger’s Highlight going to be this week!!!”
What’s Gonna Happen?
Seriously.. Third and Chavis has been cured by Tyrann and the D-Line, J-Lee and even J-J continue to improve. Ford gets back on the field and out of the garage (uh doghouse)… and Tenn-uh-cee better beware of Crocadile Puntee… he can score from anywhere on the field!!!! And Tenn fans, there will be no Gary Crowton to save you this time… Tigers continue to roll….
LSU 44
Tenn 13 (they can’t even count to 14)
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Friday, October 07, 2011
LSU vs. KY Pics
#7 Awaits....
Where's the balll...
JJ Scores....
Lee.....
Pregame....
Death Valley Awaits...
Time for more flags...
Thursday, October 06, 2011
TIGERS vs GATORS 2011 Choot-em!! Rant!
#1 LSU vs. #17 U of F 2011
Tigers vs. Gators….
It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..
2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge
Chance of Rain – NEVER!
Gators
No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!
Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …
So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……
Gators, gold chains, jorts,…
Tigers
It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.
Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.
Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….
What’s gonna happen…
Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….
LSU 28
UF 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….
Tigers vs. Gators….
It’s Spurrier, Zook, Meyer, 58-3 routs, 4th downs, Tebow, Jacob Hester, chomp, Choot-em etc…..
2:30 Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge
Chance of Rain – NEVER!
Gators
No Steve, No Zook, Urban quit due to the psychological trauma of the Les Miles fake field goal last year… this year we get the comedy stylings of the ever entertaining Wil Muschamp and Charlie “The Hut” Weiss….. Welcome to Tiger Stadium!
Gators are fresh off of a shellacking in Gainsville courtesy of little Nicky and the Crimson Elephants. Muschamp was taught a painful lesson by his former master. And now he will be taught a painful lesson courtesy of his former employer – LSU. The lesson…don’t bring a true freshman QB to Baton Rouge. #1 recruit Driskel gets his first start against the #1 defense in the land… …
So the Gators still have a defense (no Charlie Strong to coach them), Demps, Rainey and some a history…but ……
Gators, gold chains, jorts,…
Tigers
It’s a day game…but bring your A-GAME!! A 2:30 kickoff is far superior to the 11:21 variety. The Honey Badger awaits. Tryann #7 the leading takeaway defensive player in SEC history awaits the first start of the freshman QB and anticipates another ESPN highlight real performance.
Les finds a way to keep the talent happy with an ample rotation of Lee and JJ. Don’t be hater…don’t boo the player. I support whoever is the QB for LSU and the backup too.
Mike the Tiger, Golden Girls, Tiger Stadium, Tailgate, the Hat, the Chief, General Lee, ODBJr, The Honey Badger, D-Line, Tradition….
What’s gonna happen…
Well the 11:21 kickoff was a perfect prep to get the daygame, listless crowd thing out of the way… 2:30 will seem like a night game and Death Valley will SHAKE!! LSU shuts down Florida early…and the two headed QB offensive juggernaut explodes onto the scene…. UF will leave in FEAR…of the Hat!!! No need for 5 4th down conversions this time….. ODELL!!!! By the 4th quarter Charlie Weiss will be more interested in Cajun cooking than calling 3 and outs for this ailing offense….
LSU 28
UF 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
p.s. – Muschamp is going to have a coronary by 40 if he keeps acting like he does on the sidelines…. And make sure to order extra Tiger Dogs…Charlie Weiss looks hungry….
Florida vs LSU 2010 Highlights
Last year. I can't take a game this close this year.
LSU needs to roll big in this year's game.
GEAUX TIGERS!!
Wednesday, October 05, 2011
Tiger Dogs
Dear LSU Athletic Department,
Please order extra Tiger Dogs for Tiger Stadium this weekend.
- Charlie Weiss.
Please order extra Tiger Dogs for Tiger Stadium this weekend.
- Charlie Weiss.
Monday, October 03, 2011
Friday, September 30, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Kentucky Rant
#1 LSU vs. A very Bad Football Team (KY)
Okay I'm not scared me. This game has been circled on the calendar since 2007.
This is a revenge game against a bad opponent.
The last time these two teams played it took KY 3 overtimes to defeat #1 LSU and make the 2007 Championship filled with trips to the drugstore for more Prilosec.
Kentucky was good and ranked that year. This is different. They are bad. This is revenge.
Nevermind that it's 11:21 AM kickoff.... Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Double shot of Coffee...whatever you need ..get it in you... This is WAR!!!
KY
Fresh off a slaying by the Gators this team is now 2-2 and not looking too good. Welcome to Tiger Stadium we owe you guys big time. (yeah I know it was karma for the Bluegrass Miracle last time...but we still owe you big time!!!)
LSU
Welcome back JJ. Lee is still the starter and I see that justice did it's thing. Now JJ sit back and if we need you... we need you... if not...welcome to a redshirt year. Lee is having a SOLID season. Les... work your magic with your DAMN strong football team. The chief should have last week's strange defensive issues worked out and the Aussie Wing will have some more great punts (If he sees the field)... we may score on every drive!!!!!
What's going to happen...
Home SEC opener. 4-0 LSU. #1 Ranked LSU. Home for the second time this season...and it is October? Time to shine tigers. Some great football weather... a crappy early time... but make the most of it... LSU gets a 150 yard rushing performance from not 1 but 2 tailbacks... guess who??
and Tryanosaurus continues to somehow end up the ball... kidding of course... he's a ninja with special powers to get the ball!!!
LSU 47
KY 7
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Okay I'm not scared me. This game has been circled on the calendar since 2007.
This is a revenge game against a bad opponent.
The last time these two teams played it took KY 3 overtimes to defeat #1 LSU and make the 2007 Championship filled with trips to the drugstore for more Prilosec.
Kentucky was good and ranked that year. This is different. They are bad. This is revenge.
Nevermind that it's 11:21 AM kickoff.... Mimosa, Screwdriver, Bloody Mary, Double shot of Coffee...whatever you need ..get it in you... This is WAR!!!
KY
Fresh off a slaying by the Gators this team is now 2-2 and not looking too good. Welcome to Tiger Stadium we owe you guys big time. (yeah I know it was karma for the Bluegrass Miracle last time...but we still owe you big time!!!)
LSU
Welcome back JJ. Lee is still the starter and I see that justice did it's thing. Now JJ sit back and if we need you... we need you... if not...welcome to a redshirt year. Lee is having a SOLID season. Les... work your magic with your DAMN strong football team. The chief should have last week's strange defensive issues worked out and the Aussie Wing will have some more great punts (If he sees the field)... we may score on every drive!!!!!
What's going to happen...
Home SEC opener. 4-0 LSU. #1 Ranked LSU. Home for the second time this season...and it is October? Time to shine tigers. Some great football weather... a crappy early time... but make the most of it... LSU gets a 150 yard rushing performance from not 1 but 2 tailbacks... guess who??
and Tryanosaurus continues to somehow end up the ball... kidding of course... he's a ninja with special powers to get the ball!!!
LSU 47
KY 7
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Sunday, September 25, 2011
47-21
VICTORY!!
Seriously...is #7 an X-Men/Ninja or something???
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I for one am looking forward to seeing the #1 Team in the Land at Home next weekend...albeit early in the morning.....
Seriously...is #7 an X-Men/Ninja or something???
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
I for one am looking forward to seeing the #1 Team in the Land at Home next weekend...albeit early in the morning.....
Thursday, September 22, 2011
BEvERages....
From the Baton Rouge biz report...
Big game brewing: Though he doesn't offer a prediction on who will win Saturday's showdown between the No. 2 LSU Tigers and the No. 16 West Virginia Mountaineers, Charleston Daily Mail Sports Editor Jack Bogaczyk does have some other interesting numbers in his column this week. "Through two games, Mountaineer Field vendors have gone through 38,750 bottles of beer and 22 kegs with beer priced from $7-9," he writes, "producing a beer sales gross of $281,453." Bogaczyk goes on to note 12,000 fewer bottles of water have been sold through West Virginia's first two games. West Virginia's is one of very few college sports stadiums to allow beer sales.
When asked earlier this week if he'd like to see beer served in Tiger Stadium, coach Les Miles said he would "enjoy playing in front of a Tiger Stadium that occasionally had a beer."
Big game brewing: Though he doesn't offer a prediction on who will win Saturday's showdown between the No. 2 LSU Tigers and the No. 16 West Virginia Mountaineers, Charleston Daily Mail Sports Editor Jack Bogaczyk does have some other interesting numbers in his column this week. "Through two games, Mountaineer Field vendors have gone through 38,750 bottles of beer and 22 kegs with beer priced from $7-9," he writes, "producing a beer sales gross of $281,453." Bogaczyk goes on to note 12,000 fewer bottles of water have been sold through West Virginia's first two games. West Virginia's is one of very few college sports stadiums to allow beer sales.
When asked earlier this week if he'd like to see beer served in Tiger Stadium, coach Les Miles said he would "enjoy playing in front of a Tiger Stadium that occasionally had a beer."
Mountaineer Rant....
LSU #2 vs WWU #16
It’s the Tigers versus the Mountaineers…..
ABC Primetime, ESPN college gameday…all that stuff.
WVU
West Virginia led by new Coach Dana Holgersen. Well there's a story there…it seems he was hired to be the Offensive Coordinator for WVU behind the back of the head coach. Head Coach hired a reporter to dig up dirt on Holgersen and prior arrests...…news gets out… Coach fired, new coach promoted… wow it’s a soap opera in the mountains.. but anyhow…
West Virginia famous not for its mountains or team but more for its rowdy fans who win or lose burn couches in disgust or celebration…. I kid you not. So out of control that they have new laws in effect this year along with a beefed up Fire Department ready….
It’s the Tigers versus the Mountaineers…..
ABC Primetime, ESPN college gameday…all that stuff.
WVU
West Virginia led by new Coach Dana Holgersen. Well there's a story there…it seems he was hired to be the Offensive Coordinator for WVU behind the back of the head coach. Head Coach hired a reporter to dig up dirt on Holgersen and prior arrests...…news gets out… Coach fired, new coach promoted… wow it’s a soap opera in the mountains.. but anyhow…
West Virginia famous not for its mountains or team but more for its rowdy fans who win or lose burn couches in disgust or celebration…. I kid you not. So out of control that they have new laws in effect this year along with a beefed up Fire Department ready….
http://deadspin.com/5836914/couch-burning-is-no-longer-encouraged-at-west-virginia
WVU escaped BR last year with a narrow 17-14 defeat on perhaps Jordan Jeffersons worst game as a Tiger…a mere 10 / 25 for 75 yards… bad…bad…bad.
WVU returns the spread offense lead by Geno Smith..you remember him…he lined up under the guard last year instead of center on a critical drive in Tiger Stadium last year… he’s a better passer than runner and now them Mountaineers have the #7 passing game in all of college football…they need to ..their running game is 107th!!
More info…. http://www.msnsports.net/
TIGERS
The #6 overall defense in the country collides on WVU like Eric Reid on a wide receiver… BOOM!! Tigers!! Speed kills…. J. Lee will have another step in his improvement ….. Tigers face their 3rd spread offense and not the best of the 3….. thanks goes out to Oregon and Misstake for showing us how to stop it dead in its tracks.
Tigers opponents are averaging 11.6 yards in the 3rd quarter. DOMINATE D!!!
Tiger fans meet WVU fans!!!
What’s going to happen…
Les, the Chief and the offense kick it up a notch and give WVU every reason to burn couches in disgust!!! Close for one quarter… then Ford and Ware run away with it…and WELCOME BACK #10 to the lineup!!!
TIGERS 31
WVU 17
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
--a Tiger does not fear a mountaineer….. a mountaineer should Fear the Hat!!!
WVU escaped BR last year with a narrow 17-14 defeat on perhaps Jordan Jeffersons worst game as a Tiger…a mere 10 / 25 for 75 yards… bad…bad…bad.
WVU returns the spread offense lead by Geno Smith..you remember him…he lined up under the guard last year instead of center on a critical drive in Tiger Stadium last year… he’s a better passer than runner and now them Mountaineers have the #7 passing game in all of college football…they need to ..their running game is 107th!!
More info…. http://www.msnsports.net/
TIGERS
The #6 overall defense in the country collides on WVU like Eric Reid on a wide receiver… BOOM!! Tigers!! Speed kills…. J. Lee will have another step in his improvement ….. Tigers face their 3rd spread offense and not the best of the 3….. thanks goes out to Oregon and Misstake for showing us how to stop it dead in its tracks.
Tigers opponents are averaging 11.6 yards in the 3rd quarter. DOMINATE D!!!
Tiger fans meet WVU fans!!!
What’s going to happen…
Les, the Chief and the offense kick it up a notch and give WVU every reason to burn couches in disgust!!! Close for one quarter… then Ford and Ware run away with it…and WELCOME BACK #10 to the lineup!!!
TIGERS 31
WVU 17
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
--a Tiger does not fear a mountaineer….. a mountaineer should Fear the Hat!!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Tigers vs. Shtate
Moo....moo....moooo
clank clank clank...
What? Seriously? Cowbells and you're supposed to be the Bulldogs?
LSU vs. Mistake State 2012 Edition....
Yes it's that time of year again...LSU vs the Cowbells...
Miss Shtate the team that originally inspired this here rant 15 or so years ago...
Time has passed but the hate remains the same... I hate SHTATE....
LSU Vs. Miss. State
Gone is Jackie Sherril and Sly Croom... the latest version Dan Mullen...
Where's his neck?
MISS STATE
Led by a Cam Newton mini me named Relf and coached by the disciple of U of F .. Dan Mullen. The spread offense SEC West edition. They lost last week to a suspect Auburn Defense but still gained 530 yards of offense....but lost...lost...1-1 and 0-1 in the SEC. Lost 2 Offensive lineman too... and what's with the confused mascot... Cowbells and Dogs?
LSU
A two RB, Two QB attack led by Ware/Ford and Lee/Mettenberger.... not too shabby last week and well the week before too. Tigers have owned Shtate as of late too... let the trend continue..on this confusing thursday night of college football..
Tigers!!!! Les Miles and a defense that continues to impress against the cowdogs of starkpatch!!
What's going to happen?
clank clank clank...
What? Seriously? Cowbells and you're supposed to be the Bulldogs?
LSU vs. Mistake State 2012 Edition....
Yes it's that time of year again...LSU vs the Cowbells...
Miss Shtate the team that originally inspired this here rant 15 or so years ago...
Time has passed but the hate remains the same... I hate SHTATE....
LSU Vs. Miss. State
Gone is Jackie Sherril and Sly Croom... the latest version Dan Mullen...
Where's his neck?
MISS STATE
Led by a Cam Newton mini me named Relf and coached by the disciple of U of F .. Dan Mullen. The spread offense SEC West edition. They lost last week to a suspect Auburn Defense but still gained 530 yards of offense....but lost...lost...1-1 and 0-1 in the SEC. Lost 2 Offensive lineman too... and what's with the confused mascot... Cowbells and Dogs?
LSU
A two RB, Two QB attack led by Ware/Ford and Lee/Mettenberger.... not too shabby last week and well the week before too. Tigers have owned Shtate as of late too... let the trend continue..on this confusing thursday night of college football..
Tigers!!!! Les Miles and a defense that continues to impress against the cowdogs of starkpatch!!
What's going to happen?
Start the Ford and get it running... and follow on to victory... show #7 who Relf is and bring along Mingo for the stop..... what? Ware on a halfback pass for a TD?? Why that's the way Les Miles rolls..... Fear the Hat!! less cowbell please......
Tigers 37
Cows 17
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
Monday, September 12, 2011
Friday, September 09, 2011
Tigers vs. Rent A Win Game 2
#2 LSU vs. NWSU
What you need to know by the numbers
417-0 - that’s the all time Score for the ten games of this series. That’s Ten games and no points. Granted the last time these two teams played there was not such thing as TV or the AlGore ‘created’ internet…..
Demons
Revenge Game – Revenge you may ask? Yes… if you suffered throught the 2008 LSU season you want revenge. Three words for your Bradley - Dale - Peveto. Who? Why half of the two headed LSU defensive coordinators that uninspired throughout the 2008 LSU Football season. And now the head coach for the Demons of NWSU.
http://www.nsudemons.com/index.aspx?path=football&tab=football
Coach Peveto is now 6-17 at NWSU and the Demons are reveling in their 24-23 win over Delta State last week…
Tigers
LSU goes for it 35 straight win over a nonconference opponent in the regular season. LSU fresh off it’s thrashing over the Ducks. Ducks > Demons. So enjoy a great day of tailgating…and yell loud and often…it’s going to be a less stressful game than last week and a serious thrashing of an inferior opponent… furthermore..LSU develops a nice passing attack in this one…..
What’s going to happen
Seriously? Just put #7 on the field by himself. But since we can’t do that by the rules… lots of Ford, Ware, Lee to Peterson, Randle, Beckham and you get to witness the first TD pass by Mettenberger late in the game.
LSU 73
Demons 0
Series record LSU 11 Demons 0 … Total Score LSU 500 Demons 0
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
What you need to know by the numbers
417-0 - that’s the all time Score for the ten games of this series. That’s Ten games and no points. Granted the last time these two teams played there was not such thing as TV or the AlGore ‘created’ internet…..
Demons
Revenge Game – Revenge you may ask? Yes… if you suffered throught the 2008 LSU season you want revenge. Three words for your Bradley - Dale - Peveto. Who? Why half of the two headed LSU defensive coordinators that uninspired throughout the 2008 LSU Football season. And now the head coach for the Demons of NWSU.
http://www.nsudemons.com/index.aspx?path=football&tab=football
Coach Peveto is now 6-17 at NWSU and the Demons are reveling in their 24-23 win over Delta State last week…
Tigers
LSU goes for it 35 straight win over a nonconference opponent in the regular season. LSU fresh off it’s thrashing over the Ducks. Ducks > Demons. So enjoy a great day of tailgating…and yell loud and often…it’s going to be a less stressful game than last week and a serious thrashing of an inferior opponent… furthermore..LSU develops a nice passing attack in this one…..
What’s going to happen
Seriously? Just put #7 on the field by himself. But since we can’t do that by the rules… lots of Ford, Ware, Lee to Peterson, Randle, Beckham and you get to witness the first TD pass by Mettenberger late in the game.
LSU 73
Demons 0
Series record LSU 11 Demons 0 … Total Score LSU 500 Demons 0
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Sunday, September 04, 2011
40 - 27
VICTORY FOR LSU!!!
I for one think J. Lee hands to ball off far better than JJ.
Defense Wins Championships!!
Special Teams are Special!!
Fear the HAT!!
FEAR #7 even more!!!!
Great Job Tigers!!
Next VICTIM - Northwest cupcake state!!
L S U!!!!!!
Friday, September 02, 2011
Fighting Tigers! vs Quack attack
TIGERS VS. DUCKS!
Well ain’t this a kick in the head… GAME 1 #4 vs. #2….
Tropical Storm Lee on the Weather Channel
Hurricane Lee taking the Ducks by storm on ABC….
Ducks
Losers to Auburn in the National Championship game last year are back… to lose again on the big stage. They still have a lot of offensive tools but their defense is a bunch of tools. Their crowd may be loud and proud but like their team, just can’t compete with LSU..and wow…how many ugly uniforms can one team have????
TIGERS
Hey Fightin’ Tigers Fight All the way (….some people took that a little to literal..) ….
LEE, Ware, Randle, Beckham and the rest lead offense against an untested Duck defense… a defense of Ducks vs. Tigers just gives you shivers don’t it??
Defense – MINGO!!! Mathieu!!!!! ATTACK!!!!
We’ve got the Golden Girls, A real Mascot, A real tradition, The Golden Band from Tigerland!!, real uniforms, real fans, THE CHIEF,,,,and oh yes… FEAR THE HAT!!!
What’s Gonna Happen…
Tigers!!! Ducks! Tigers!! Tigers!!! TIGERS!!! MORE TIGERS!!!! quack quack.....cry....
LSU 37 Ducks 21
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Well ain’t this a kick in the head… GAME 1 #4 vs. #2….
Tropical Storm Lee on the Weather Channel
Hurricane Lee taking the Ducks by storm on ABC….
Ducks
Losers to Auburn in the National Championship game last year are back… to lose again on the big stage. They still have a lot of offensive tools but their defense is a bunch of tools. Their crowd may be loud and proud but like their team, just can’t compete with LSU..and wow…how many ugly uniforms can one team have????
TIGERS
Hey Fightin’ Tigers Fight All the way (….some people took that a little to literal..) ….
LEE, Ware, Randle, Beckham and the rest lead offense against an untested Duck defense… a defense of Ducks vs. Tigers just gives you shivers don’t it??
Defense – MINGO!!! Mathieu!!!!! ATTACK!!!!
We’ve got the Golden Girls, A real Mascot, A real tradition, The Golden Band from Tigerland!!, real uniforms, real fans, THE CHIEF,,,,and oh yes… FEAR THE HAT!!!
What’s Gonna Happen…
Tigers!!! Ducks! Tigers!! Tigers!!! TIGERS!!! MORE TIGERS!!!! quack quack.....cry....
LSU 37 Ducks 21
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
The Hat is Back!
"This is home to us. My family really loves being in Louisiana and I love representing this great institution. Staying at LSU is the right thing to do. I wanted to stand by the commitment that I made to the team and to LSU and that really overshadowed any other consideration.”
Friday, January 07, 2011
IT'S GAMEDAY BY JILL....
Forever LSU
It was October 1997
When ESPN first came to town
The Gameday poem was born
And the #1 Gators went down
That was the beginning of the end for Gerry
Many wins have since gone by
We've seen the very best years of LSU Football
It's time for the Gameday poem to say goodbye
But first things first
We have a bowl game to play
I have a special loathing for the Aggies
They remind me of the bad old days
Things are very different now
For A&M, it's been a bad 10 or so years
Remember Dennis Francione?
Stop laughing now, and do wipe your tears
Who doesn't love an Aggie joke?
They just don't ever get old
What's the punchline to this one?
It starts with Purple and ends with Gold
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
....thanks to Jill...don't go.... come back....
It was October 1997
When ESPN first came to town
The Gameday poem was born
And the #1 Gators went down
That was the beginning of the end for Gerry
Many wins have since gone by
We've seen the very best years of LSU Football
It's time for the Gameday poem to say goodbye
But first things first
We have a bowl game to play
I have a special loathing for the Aggies
They remind me of the bad old days
Things are very different now
For A&M, it's been a bad 10 or so years
Remember Dennis Francione?
Stop laughing now, and do wipe your tears
Who doesn't love an Aggie joke?
They just don't ever get old
What's the punchline to this one?
It starts with Purple and ends with Gold
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!
....thanks to Jill...don't go.... come back....
Thursday, January 06, 2011
Tigers vs. Aggies
JUST WIN THE GAME!!
no matter what I rant here...it's gonna come down to the last play of the game and the Hat will find some way to torture fans of both schools.....
VICTORY FOR LSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Sunday, November 28, 2010
10 and 2
Blown defenses and the usual offense struggles lead to a loss at War Memorial Stadium.
but hey LSU is 10-2. Not too shabby. Losing to the #2 and the #8 BCS teams.
Damn why does the SEC WEST have to be the best conference in the country right now?
Spurrier had it easy in the 90's when the rest of the conference was crap.
Saban had it easy in the early 2000's when he could win the conference with 3 losses.
Now one loss and you're done.
congratulations Les Miles on another 10 win season...now please go find another offensive coordinator... I can't take much more of the Crowton experience.
-lsual
Geaux Tigers!
but hey LSU is 10-2. Not too shabby. Losing to the #2 and the #8 BCS teams.
Damn why does the SEC WEST have to be the best conference in the country right now?
Spurrier had it easy in the 90's when the rest of the conference was crap.
Saban had it easy in the early 2000's when he could win the conference with 3 losses.
Now one loss and you're done.
congratulations Les Miles on another 10 win season...now please go find another offensive coordinator... I can't take much more of the Crowton experience.
-lsual
Geaux Tigers!
Saturday, November 27, 2010
It's Gameday by Jill....
Pork, it’s what’s for dinner
There are so many reasons to be thankful
But s something we must not disregard
You won’t see last week’s score
On any Ole Miss fan’s Christmas card
A thanks and best wishes to PP7
We’ll cheer for you no matter where you may be
Our Tigers will always be Tigers
On this we can all agree
So, Bama choked with abandon
And Oregon won’t be denied
Our sites are set on the Sugar
When our offense is hitting its stride?
The advance scouting on Mallet
Says you hit him, and he cries like a girl
Methinks that Mr. Drake Nevis
Might be interested in giving it a whirl
A season of frustration and excitement
Of endless speculation and chatter
The Crazy Train is full speed ahead
Hop aboard. Take another ride with the Mad Hatter
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are so many reasons to be thankful
But s something we must not disregard
You won’t see last week’s score
On any Ole Miss fan’s Christmas card
A thanks and best wishes to PP7
We’ll cheer for you no matter where you may be
Our Tigers will always be Tigers
On this we can all agree
So, Bama choked with abandon
And Oregon won’t be denied
Our sites are set on the Sugar
When our offense is hitting its stride?
The advance scouting on Mallet
Says you hit him, and he cries like a girl
Methinks that Mr. Drake Nevis
Might be interested in giving it a whirl
A season of frustration and excitement
Of endless speculation and chatter
The Crazy Train is full speed ahead
Hop aboard. Take another ride with the Mad Hatter
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Beat Ar-Kansas!
cook them razorpigs!
the quest for the 11th win of the season... saturday...in Little Rock!!
Geaux TIGERS!!!!
Destroy Mallet!!
L S U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Friday, November 05, 2010
IT'S GAMEDAY BY JILL.....
BEAT BAMA
How many National Titles
Can one repugnant fanbase claim?
Y’all just go ahead and call 25 or 30
The rest of us know you have no shame
Sooo…what’s with buying players in Alabama?
It must be in the genes
Auburn wants to cheat with the big guys
The whole state makes SMU look clean
Bama finally won the Crystal
Here’s a little reminder. We have two.
And they won’t be hoisting this year’s jewel
After a really bad day at LSU
No matter our opinions and criticisms
This is the game we wait for all year
With 92,000 of your closest friends on hand
No place on Earth has a better atmosphere
The race is still wide open
This is our contest to win
Let’s Geaux Tigers, Let ‘er Rip
And the season shall begin again
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
How many National Titles
Can one repugnant fanbase claim?
Y’all just go ahead and call 25 or 30
The rest of us know you have no shame
Sooo…what’s with buying players in Alabama?
It must be in the genes
Auburn wants to cheat with the big guys
The whole state makes SMU look clean
Bama finally won the Crystal
Here’s a little reminder. We have two.
And they won’t be hoisting this year’s jewel
After a really bad day at LSU
No matter our opinions and criticisms
This is the game we wait for all year
With 92,000 of your closest friends on hand
No place on Earth has a better atmosphere
The race is still wide open
This is our contest to win
Let’s Geaux Tigers, Let ‘er Rip
And the season shall begin again
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!
Friday, October 22, 2010
It's Gameday by Jill......
All Aboard!
The Conductor is a madman
You can’t get off the train
It moves with a speed and purpose
You simply can’t explain
He speaks a different language
The train keeps rolling on
The players seem to know it
But you wonder where you’ve gone
And then we’re at mid-season
Without a loss in sight
Are you awake or are you dreaming?
The train rolls on all night…
And now we have the matchup
Welcome to the Undefeated Show!
That train just keeps on rolling
Can you hear the whistle blow?
The Conductor just keeps smiling
As we go plowing down the track
It's full speed ahead, Tiger Fans
There is no looking back
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Conductor is a madman
You can’t get off the train
It moves with a speed and purpose
You simply can’t explain
He speaks a different language
The train keeps rolling on
The players seem to know it
But you wonder where you’ve gone
And then we’re at mid-season
Without a loss in sight
Are you awake or are you dreaming?
The train rolls on all night…
And now we have the matchup
Welcome to the Undefeated Show!
That train just keeps on rolling
Can you hear the whistle blow?
The Conductor just keeps smiling
As we go plowing down the track
It's full speed ahead, Tiger Fans
There is no looking back
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Tigers vs. War Chickens Rant 2010 edition...
THAT'S PASS INTERFERENCE!!! 4 years later and I'm still ANGRY!!!!
#6 vs #4
Tigers vs. War Chicken/Plainsmen/Faux Tigers
Defense vs. Cam Fig "I didn't steal the laptop" Newton
2 headed QB system vs. we gave up 43 points and 21 of that was to the backup QB last week....
The Hat vs. The guy the Hat beat last year
Patrick Peterson vs. some no name reciever
Josh Jasper vs. the school where the kickers have picked fights with LSU band members
The team that Really Hates Tuberville vs. The team that Hates Tuberville
Winner of 3 straight LSU/Auburn games vs. Loser of 3 straight LSU/Auburn Games
7-0 vs 7-0
...no need for more... YOU KNOW WHAT'S AT STAKE HERE!!!
THIS IS HUGE!!
LSU vs. Allbarn.....
LSU 31 Allbarn 17
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
IT IS AUBURN WEEK....
Tuberville may be gone....but the hatred remains the same.....GEAUX (REAL) TIGERS!!!!
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Beat McNeese - Tiger to 7 and 0!!!
Seriously.. do I need a rant to fire up the 52 point favorite to win over a team that's starting its 3rd string QB and RB and eaked out a victory over Lamar AND lost to Cal Poly...????
Seriously....
All the Tigers get to play!!! What's the record for 100 yard rushers on a team in a single game??
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Please lets see the Wildtiger with Ware and Shep in the backfield....
Prediction:
LSU 72
McNeese 10
Seriously....
All the Tigers get to play!!! What's the record for 100 yard rushers on a team in a single game??
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Please lets see the Wildtiger with Ware and Shep in the backfield....
Prediction:
LSU 72
McNeese 10
Sunday, October 10, 2010
VICTORY in the Swamp!
It's great to beat a Florida Gator!!
and FEAR THE HAT!!
THE HAT IS BACK!!
LESTICLES HAS RETURNED!!
and FEAR THE HAT!!
THE HAT IS BACK!!
LESTICLES HAS RETURNED!!
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