Thursday, October 04, 2007

Crush TEBOW!!!

Yup....you just lost to 2-2 Auburn..

Well...Joiner and Tebow.....uh....okay.....
Gatorboy..


Gatorboy and jortman. Hide the women and children and watch your backside...the gator fans are in town.... ewe......strange things.....
This one will be easy.... it's the GATORS do you need a super pep talk to get you fired up??
CRUSH TEBOW RANT
#1 LSU vs. #9 Florida
Real simple people...the unstoppable Timmy Tebow versus the unbreakable Tiger Defense.
SATURDAY NIGHT IN DEATH VALLEY!!!!
GATORS
The defending National Champions lead by 3rd year coach Urban Cryer Oscar Meyer Weiner. Does anyone say he won the NC with ZOOKS boys?? Timmy Tebow... fullback with an arm... always runs to the left.... Joiner...stole a car but it's just a 'misundertadning'...Harvin... fast little reciever..... Steltz is gonna clock him. Losers at home to Auburn last week. (But Al they're gonna be mad... scroll down you moron...I got it covered). 8 new starters on defense. Timmy's first trip to Death Valley.... Mr. Tebow...meet DECIBELS!!!
Mascot... a Gator..tastes like chicken.
Stadium - Benny Hill Griffin Field "The Marsh"
Hated much by Tiger fans... we still owe them for the 90's even though Steve ain't there no more. We owe them for last year too...
TIGERS
This game takes place after noon...so no chance of a repeat Tulane game first half. In Les, Gary and Bo we trust. No Early...but don't worry... this game will be all Flynn to Tolliver and Byrd..and a running back explosion as tailback by committee shreds the Gator-"d".
Dorsey, Tyson, Ali, Steltz, and the rest.... Slam Timmy to the hallowed ground of Tiger Stadium repeatedly... We're #1 and it will be proven so.
Tailgate early 'cause Corso and the boys will be here...but pace yourself...you'll need that energy at 7:26 PM......
No matter what your opinion of the AP Poll you will be walking into Tiger Stadium for most probably the first time in your life with the Tiger's ranked as #1 in the LAND. Believe it, live it, be the #1 fans. Make the most noise when it counts, give it your "A-GAME" on EVERY PLAY. And the Tigers will oblige.
TIGER STADIUM....94,000 people.... breaking a record....Golden Girls, Tiger Band..... BEDLUM!!! MAKE THE VALLEY SHAKE!!!!
PREDICTION
Florida may win the toss...but they lose the slugfest. Florida gets down and Timmy T tries to do too much. ....Tiger D is too much for him.... it's all LSU....Flynn runs this week, Hester is consistent, Charles Scott continues to improve, Tolliver and Byrd come through, Trindon runs ...well... FAST... and all eyes on #3.... Chad Jones finally gives us punt return threat. Steltz returns an early Tebow miscue into 6.... a healthy dose of RP helps..and who is the Gator backup??? I'm sure we'll see him some..
WE'RE NUMBER 1... LET'S SHOW IT!!!
BE THERE!!! BE LOUD!!! Let's Welcome the Reign of MIKE VI with a vengeance....payback....
LSU - 31
URBAN CRYER - 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!! L-S-U!!!!!!!!!!!!

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