Thursday, October 04, 2007

It's Gameday by Jill....


I promise you their (Florida) defense can't think they are going to come in here and have their way. We will move the football." – Les Miles


The mulleted masses are arriving
With their look, they have taken great pains
The Camaro is waxed, the gator flags are flying
They’re sporting jorts, orange tank tops and gold chains

Tebow takes one last look in the mirrorChecks his superman cape. Yep, it’s there
He steps on the field, takes the snap and gets blasted
Mr. Kryptonite Dorsey, its seems, doesn’t care

Have you ever heard of Cameron Newton?
You will meet him this Saturday night
You know, we’re 5 for 5 on starting quarterbacks
Cameron’s future holds a woeful plight

Craig Steltz is waiting and watching
Another interception is what’s on his brain
There’s a freight train rolling in Tiger Stadium
And it’s loaded up with a world of pain

Have you heard about Florida’s defense?
The rebels say it’s just like swiss cheese
The Dynamic Duo will tear up the secondary
The Running Committee will move the chains as they please

It’s Saturday Night in Death Valley
There should be no questions about who’s in command
Defense wins championships, stupid
What part of #1 don’t you understand?

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!

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