Wildcat Rant

#1 LSU

yes #1 LSU vs. #17 Kentucky

yeah Kentucky's ranked...not for long.,...

This week's Bait... The Kentucky Wildcats..

I know ...Trap Game....Trap Game.... give me a break... you think #1 will take the mildcats for a pushover...I mean LSU only beat pretty much this same team 49-0 in Baton Rouge last year.... and they have the same QB and same coach.... LSU will be ready...to destroy them yet again.

Kentucky

Game's in Kentucky...home of the bluegrass miracle... place where the losing (home) team tends to tear down goal posts and give the losing (home) coach a Gatorade bath. Why is the grass blue????... well it's not quite the blue turf of Boise St...but this grass gets it's lovely blue hue from the dye in Kentucky players uniforms as they get slammed to the turf. ...they don't get grass stains in Kentucky...the field gets uniform stains......

KY - Still coached by Rich "I almost got fired last year" Brooks (17-30 in first 4 years). QB'd by soon to be Heisman has been candidate Andre Woodson (you think he got rattled by South Carolina...just wait til Dorsey and Co. make turf stains out of him!!!!), RB - Little...banged up and may not play. One thing is different about KY this year... Mike Archer is no longer the DC...you really can't tell the difference...they are #93 in the nation against the run....

Victorious this year over the likes of Eastern Ky, Kent State, Louisville, Arkansas, and Florida Atlantic...wooooohoooo. LSU leads the series...38-15-1. First home game against LSU since the 2002 infamous bluegrass miracle jack hunt game.

LSU

Not going to even deal with the trap game. They are on a mission. The big test was passed. The cardiac kids grew up this past weekend under the direction 0f LESTICLES MILES!! You know the players, you know the game plan......PAIN. Doucet is back so the passing game returns...but all you gotta do is Blitz KY (Good Jelly Bad Football) and hand the ball to Hester.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN??

Should Little not play...it'll be a blitz brigade by the Tiger Defense. Should Little play...it'll be a blitz brigade by the Tiger Defense. On offense... Flynn gets back his favorite reciever but suprisingly the passing game is all LaFell...he makes amends for the dropsies and has a stellar day. Mr. Hester and KW carry the rock with speed and efficiency. Trindon hits ludicrous speed on a few end arounds and blazes past the KY defense so fast you'd think Archer was still calling their plays....

Prediction

all tigers all day...

LSU 35

KY 17

if Little doesn't play.....

LSU 42

KY 10 (and a gatorade bath for brooks plus a couple of goal posts down)

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!