It's that time of year again..the annual Halloween grudgematch (Oh wait it's two weeks later this time)... with the pathetic lot from the Grove.... the Ole Misery Webels....
#1 LSU (SEC West Champs) vs. Last Place in the West - Ole Miss
Okay... I don't want a replay of the game from last year when we had to go to overtime with the 3 win rebels to win 23-20... let's dispose of them properly and quickly this time....
It's a 4 game season for the Tigers... Ole Miss, Arky, The SEC Game, and then the NC.
It all starts saturday....and only a win will continue the Hat's Quest for the ultimate prize... that being a national champhionship not a job at meechigan.....
GEAUX TO HELL OLE MISS!!
OLE MISS
It's ole miss...they haven't won anything of significance since JFK was hanky pankying with Marilyn Funroe in the White House..... It's ole miss...who's great Manning Dynasty failed to derail the Tigers in 2003...It's ole miss.... where you can take the redneck out of the trailer park, put him in Duckheads, Bucks and a tie....but you still can't get the trailer out of the redneck, it's ole miss....where popeyes and table cloth count as a tailgate...it's ole miss where 2000 square feet of grass called the Grove is the supposed pinnacle of tailgating....it's ole miss where 7 guys couldn't tackle Billy Cannon....it's ole miss....where a decent coach gets fired and replaced by a Be Be Orgeron....
Ole miss...still led by Coach O.....7-16 in his first two years and on track to go 3-8 this year....this game is at vaught-hemingway-erectorset/hollingsworth field...woow.... and it seats 60K....oooh.... BeBe (Pronounced bay-bay) will have em fired up.... but he'll yell some yaw yaw yaw stuff....but it'll be all for naught at vaught. A fired up bad team is still just that a bad team.
LSU
Alright.... you know what you'll get.... frustrating penalties and incredible football plays. Golden Girls, Tigerband, Pelini, Fear Les Miles, ....excitement..............
What will happen?
Are you kidding me? If you're not one of hte 14K Tigers in attendance you'll be yelling at the TV as this one's on CBS yet again.....I hate them!!!!
Dorsey will crush the opposing QB, Catrera and Highsmith will stuff the RB, Steltz will hit the recievers and hard..... Flynn will throw to Lafell (and he catches 'em), Doucet runs wild, Hester breaks another long one, Trindon finally gets a long kickoff for a TD, David continues the streak...it's all Tigers baby!!!!!! ...and Byrd will do that 'you can't see me' thing a few times....
PREDICTION
LSU 37
Ole Misses 13
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!
The prize is in sight...the mission is not done.... the Tigers will be ready...
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