Thursday, November 29, 2007

SEC CHAMPIONSHIP RANT.....







Alright set aside your speculation and inside information on the coaching situation for a couple of days.... it's time to concentrate on the matter at hand....






DEFEATING the Vols(and Jr. and LuLu) and Claiming another SEC Championship for LSU.....it's time for the SEC Championship Rant...






#7 LSU (SEC WEST) vs. #14 Tenn-uh-cee (SEC Least)






Fear Les Miles vs. Phat Phil Fulmer - 1 win by each...this game decides it.






Tenn



Okay...the usual suspects..Phil Fulmer, Ainge....massive O-line, great defense, annoying orange. The team that crushed your spirit on the Monday nite post Hurricane Rita (so we got a little revenge in Knoxvegas last year....a little more would be nice no won't it??). Donuts....keep giving Phil Donuts..... Cheaters!!!.... you know them....didn't Phil order the attack on Rohan in the 2001 game???






TIGERS



A bizarre and humiliating loss at home post turkey day to the now Nutt-less Ar-Kansas team... pick up the pieces Tigers... long shot for BCS glory remains (nevermind Lou Holtszh just gave Pitt the pep talk..certain doom for them)...... but more important goal remains - WIN THE SEC!!!




The Most Talented Team in the SEC for the third straight year needs to win the SEC.

DO IT!!! Last SEC game for Dorsey, Hester and Company. Flynn may be out (hurt his shoulder on the 15 yard Hail Mary at the end of regulation) ..so in comes #11. Okay Perilloux....time to put up or shut up. This is your stage... NOW TAKE IT!! Go for The Glory. You said you'd win the Heisman...well here's step one..impress me. Trindon returns and that's a good thing as does Ricky Jean-Francois...just in time the DL needs some help.




WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?




Had I written this three days ago...wouldn't have been what you TigerFans have come to expect....you see I lost a little faith.... I lost a little hope....I didn't believe..... but then I realized something...Phil Fulmer is on the opposing sideline....I don't Fear Phil Fulmer. Tenn-uh-cee may have won their overtime game last week by going into a fourth period with Kentucky but that was a day later than the LSU-Arky Game....Tenn should be tired. It's going to be a battle of tired and worn out teams.... My Money's on the Team with Tommy Moffitt the best conditioning guy on the planet... GEAUX TIGERS!!! This isn't about the coaches it's about LSU.


Perilloux hands off to Hester, Scott, Williams, runs a little option, pitches to Holiday, throws to Byrd, Lafell, Doucet and not to Tenn-uh-cee. Dorsey (back spasms and all) leads the defense on a quest to recapture the swagger, the pride, the prize, the eye of the tiger returns. Ainge gets rattled, Tenn gets bit by the turnover bug and it's VICTORY FOR LSU!!!!







PREDICTION




LSU - 37




Tenn - 24




GEAUX TIGERS!!!







Geaux to hell Ole Miss bye the way!!!..hiring Houston...that's nutts!!!




















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